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Commander:> Down that ***, suck your ***. Move!
Officer:> Uh, situation red. Newell is up.
Barney:> What the hell is this?
Barney:> Yay I'm going to dance around all day, heehehe!
Albert Jones:> So here I was, recording data from the XG-12 electron microscope.
And who should stroll up and interupt me? That know it all, Henry Walker from sector
B. He immediately starts critisising my resolution
settings. Honestly that man couldn't quantom field from
a hay field. Why the administrator couldn't hire better
Walter Guthrie:>Hey, Gordon! How’s it going?
We haven't seen you all day. You’ve missed all of the proceedings, including
a couple of good presentations on Xen exobioligy. Some of the recent findings would have impressed
even the great Dr. Newell. Albert Jones:> Ah, yes, Dr Newell! Another
meddler! Come to think of it, he was absent from the
conferences too. What's he up to anyway, Gordon?
Rumor has it you were tied up with him and administration all day today.
What's the news? Gordon Freeman:> Sorry, Albert, but...but
OH MY GOD its Benny! The greatist programme on TV,
I haven't seen this in Years! Albert Jones:> Well, whatever!
As long as he stays "absorbed" I'll be left with just Henry around to harass me.
Anyway, I'd better go check on my cellular sequencing progress.
See you later! Walter Guthrie:> All right, Albert. C’mon,
Gordon let me get you a drink and then we can. . .
[Alarms] - Code red alarm, intruder detected - [Alarms]
Walter Guthrie:> What on Earth? Gordon, do you know . .
Albert Jones:> Walter! Do you want to suck my ***?
Walter Guthrie:> No Albert! But I think we’d better get out of here now!
Gordon Freeman:> Absolutely! Let’s go to the security station and then . . .
Officer:> Commander! Do you want to lick my ***? Yeah you'll like it!
Walter Guthrie:> Who are you? And what is the meaning of . .
Officer:> Shut up and move your ***'s!
Officer:> Take these three to eat some lobbys!
Commander:> Acknowledged!
[Benny hill theme tune plays]
Three seconds, remaining.
Are you sure you don't wanna lick my ***? It will be a bit pleasureable to you and me.
If you dont, it doesn't really matter because I'll just ask Walter Guthrie to.
But oh well. Just please tell me if you do wanna suck my ***.
'Cos then, all you have to do, is go down there. Pull down my trowsers and
[sluping noises] suck the juice out! Anyway, bu-bye!
Are you- three sec- [Benny hill theme tune plays]
Walter Guthrie:> Gordon! Listen! We’ve got to try and get out of here.
Gordon Freeman:> I agree, but we need a way to suck their ***'s.
Walter Guthrie:> Yes - and I have an idea. When these thugs rounded us up, they left
my office door open. Under my desk is my personal defense against future Xen incidents.
Gordon Freeman:> Can you be my Superchicken!? Walter Guthrie:> Well maybe, But Superchicken's
aren't very fun, But oh well! Gordon Freeman:> Please may I use my ball's
to pee on them, shotguns? Walter Guthrie:> Hold on, Gordon! Let me finish!
You can use it to break the closet in the seminar room. There should be an emergency
security pass in there. Gordon Freeman:> OK - and then what?
Walter Guthrie:> Use it to access the security station up above. Shut down the security lockout
& grab the emergency weapons. Albert and I will stick with the guards until you return
to keep their suspicion off of us. Gordon Freeman:> Hmm - sounds too risky. They’re
armed, and we have no idea who they are or what they're up to.
Walter Guthrie:> Well, Ohwell you can just die in hell You mother BEEP BEEP you ya- BEEP
BEEP Gordon Freeman:> Oh why do u make me do this
you *** hole.