Red Eye - Recorded Feb 8, 2012, fnchd - Cf - Part 2 of 3.ts

>> THESE WHALES ARE TAKEN CARE OF, THEY ARE FED. THEY HAVE A HOT CHICK THAT RIDES THEM AND PLAYS WITH THEIR BLOW HOLES. IT IS LIKE A RON JEREMY ATTRACTION. IT IS AWESOME. IF THESE ARE THE EQUIVALENT OF HUMANS AND MARCH FOR THEIR RIGHT AND GET HOSED, WE WILL BE PLAYING INTO THEIR HANDS. >> THAT'S A GOOD POINT. THEY WON'T BE MARCHING BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO FEET. >> WELL, IF THERE WAS A GIANT SLIP AND SLIDE ON THE STREET. >> THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. >> ANIMAL CORP WOULD BE AWESOME. >> I LIVE IN A JEWISH NEIGHBORHOOD. I WAS GOING TO GET A DOBERMIN, BUT I SAID, LET ME GET THREE YORKIES. >> YOU ARE IN A JEWISH NEIGHBORHOOD WITH BRITISH DOGS. >> INTERESTING. >>> COMING UP, ON SUNDAY THEY WERE SEEN BY MORE THAN0 LL PLE WHICH WAS YOUR FAVORITE? McCURIO'S TOP OR BOTTOM LIP? LOOK AT THOSE. DOES IRAN HAVE A FEMALE NINJA ARMY? YES IF YOU BELIEVE THE LATEST IN THE FEMALE NINJA ARMY MAGAZINE AND I DO. >>> SHOULD WE CELEBRATE SPORTS WHILE IGNORING THOSE IN SPORTS? NEW YORK HONORED A TEAM WITH A TICKER TAPE PARADE WONDERING HOW YOU COULD FORGET THE IRAQ WAR VETERANS. THEY SAID SUCH A PARADE WOULD NOT BE RIGHT WHILE FOLKS ARE FIGHTING IN AFGHANISTAN. THE CHAIRMAN OF THE JOINT CHIEFS OF STAFF SAID, QUOTE, WE DON'T THINK A PARADE IS APPROPRIATE WHILE AMERICA'S SONS AND DAUGHTERS ARE IN HARM'S WAY. NEW YORK'S MAYOR MICHAEL BLOOMBURG WANTS TO HONOR THE VETS, AND ACCEPTS THE PENTAGON'S EXAMPLE. ED *** SAYS THE DOD IS MAKING POLITICAL DECISIONS THAT ARE RIDICULOUS. AND GROUPS SUCH AS THE VFW SAY WHILE THEY WOULD GET THE POSITION THEY WOULD SUPPORT A PARADE. EVEN WINNERS. EVEN WINNERS OF THE DUCK SUPER BOWL GET THEIR OWN TICKER PARADE. >> PLAY BALL. LEEANN, YOUR HUSBAND IS IN THE AIR FORCE AND YOU DO A LOT OF WORK FOR THE TROOPS. I CAN SEE BOTH SIDES OF THE ARGUMENT, BUT DO YOU THINK IT IS THE RIGHT TIME FOR A PARADE IN NEW YORK CITY? >> I DON'T THINK IT IS NOT A GOOD TIME. WELL I UNDERSTAND THE PENTAGON'S POINT OF VIEW. THEY HAVE SERVED IN IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN. PEOPLE IN AFGHANISTAN SERVED IN IRAQ THAT ARE THERE RIGHT NOW. MY HUSBAND SERVED IN BOTH AND I DON'T THINK IT IS A PROBLEM. JUST DO IT AND DON'T ASK PERMISSION. JUST DO IT AND ASK FORGIVENESS. HAVE A PARTY WHETHER IT IS A NATIONAL PARTY OR PARADE OR WHATEVER. THAT WAS A LONG WAR WE WERE IN. THE GUYS ARE STILL IN AFGHANISTAN. WHEN THEY COME HOME, WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER ONE. >> THERE IS NO LIMIT TO PARADES. NEW YORK HAS SO MANY STUPID PARADES. THIS IS A PARADE THAT MAKES SENSE. CHARLES, SAINTS LUIS SAINT LUIS -- ST. LOUIS HAD A PARADE FOR THE VETS 10 DAYS AGO. WHY CAN'T WE DO IT? >> IT IS RIDICULOUS. GREAT POINT. HAVE TWO, HAVE THREE. LET'S HAVE A PARADE. I THINK IT WOULD INSPIRE TROOPS STILL OVER THERE SAYING I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL WE GET BACK. YOU REMEMBER HOW BADLY WE TREATED VETERANS COMING BACK FROM VIETNAM. THAT STILL LINGERS ON A LOT OF PEOPLE'S MINDS. >> YOU SUBSCRIBE TO PARADE MAGAZINE WHICH IS HILARIOUS BECAUSE WE GET IT FREE WITH OUR SUNDAY PAPER. >> YOU DO? I PAY $600 A YEAR. >> AND JUST FOR THAT COLUMN IN THE FRONT. >> I READ IT OVER AND OVER. >> DOES THE PENTAGON HAVE A POINT? >> NO. IT IS RIDICULOUS. IF YOU ARE GOING TO WAIT FOR THE WARS TO BE OVER BEFORE YOU CAN HAVE A PARADE -- THAT IS LIKE WAITING TO SPEAK TO YOUR FAMILY AGAIN TO GO TO THE MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE. IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. AND WE CAN HAVE A PARADE FOR THE NEW YORK GIANTS IN THE CANYON OF HEROS, BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE VETERANS GO DOWN THERE. THE LAST TIME I CHECKED IT WAS CALLED THE CANYON OF HEROS AND NOT THE CANYONS OF MILLIONAIRES WITH *** CHARGES AGAINST THEM. >> DO THEY HAVE THEM? I WAS NO WHERE NEAR THAT AREA. BILL YOU DON'T LIKE PARADES BECAUSE YOUR CARDBOARD BOX GETS TRAMPLED. WOULD YOU MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR VETERANS? >> I USED TO HAVE A THEORY THAT THE ONLY TIME NEW YORK SHOULD HAVE A PARADE IS IF THEY DONE SOMETHING. YOU WON THE SUPER BOWL. YOU DEFENDED OUR COUNTRY. MY DAD WAS A VIETNAM VET AND HE DIDN'T LIKE HOW HE WAS STREETED WHEN HE GOT BACK. HAVING SAID THAT, HE DIDN'T SEE HOW BAD THE TRAFFIC WAS DOWNTOWN TODAY. I THINK THERE SHOULD BE NO PARADE, NO PARADES PERIOD. IT RUINS EVERYTHING. NEW JERSEY GOT IT RIGHT. NEW JERSEY HAD THE RIGHT IDEA. YOU KNOW WHAT THE GIANTS DID AFTER THEY DESTROYED THE BUSINESS AREA DOWNTOWN? THEY WENT OVER TO THE STADIUM OVER AT MET LIFE AND EVERYBODY SAT THERE AND STARED AT THEM. THAT'S WHAT THEY DID. PUT EVERYTHING IN THE MET LIFE STADIUM AND PUT THEM THERE. NO ONE IS MOVING AND TRAFFIC IS FINE AND THE COMMUTE IS GOOD, AND WE ARE JUST LOOKING AT YOU REAL CRAZY LIKE. >> THE GREAT THING IF YOU WORKED ON WALL STREET SPRING TRAINING COME EARLY. >> THEY COULD HAVE HAD A PARADE ONE WEEK EARLIER. >> WHEN DID ALL OF THESE OCCUPY WALL STREETERS START TAILGATING? >> YOU KNOW THE WORDS ARE ENDLESS. WE SHOULD HAVE END LESS PARADES. IT WOULD KEEP HOT DOG VENDORS IN BUSINESS. IT IS LIKE THE PUERTO RICAN DAY PARADE. IT GOES ON FOREVER. >> HAVE I A LOT OF FRIENDS THAT WERE INJURED SEVERELY IN IRAQ. I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO SAY THANK YOU TO THEM. >> I AGREE. I HAVE TO SAY I WOULD EVEN SAY I AM TOTALLY FOR THIS, BUT I DON'T GET SPORTS PARADES. YOU ARE BASICALLY HONORING PEOPLE MAKING WILL INS OF DOLLARS A YEAR LIKE YOU SAID PERFORMING THEIR DREAM JOB WHICH MUST MAKE YOU VERY BITTER, BUT THEN THESE ARE THE SAME PEOPLE WHERE IF THEY WALKED INTO A CLUB THEY WOULD KICK YOU OUT OF YOUR BOOTH TO MAKE ROOM FORHE DRUG DEALER AND THE GUY THAT IS HOLDING THEIR DOG. >> THEY ARE NOT FOR THE ATHLETES. THE ATHLETES HATE THEM. DID YOU SEE THEM? THEY WERE HUNG OVER AND LIKE, WAIVING AT EVERYONE. IT IS FOR THE FANS WHO COULDN'T AFFORD THE SUPER BOWL TICKET. >> THAT'S A GOOD POINT. >> ON THAT NOTE, DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON THE SHOW? E MAIL US. IT IS THAT SIMPLE. RED EYE AT FOX NEWS.COM. 212-462-5050. STILL TO COME THE HALF TIME REPORT FROM TV'S ANDY LEVY, A DEPRESSING MAN. >> TONIGHT IT IS SPONSORED BY KEY BOBBING. IT IS PART SKIING AND PART BOBSLEDDING AND ALWAYS ENTERTAINING. THANKS, SKI BOBBING. >>> WELCOME BACK. LET'S SEE IF WE GOT ANYTHING WRONG SO FAR. HI, ANDY, HOW IS IT GOING? >> GOOD, HOW ARE YOU? >> GREAT, THANKS. DID YOU JUST MAKE A GESTURE AT ME WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING? >> YES. >> ALL RIGHT. IS OUR CONSTITUTION LOSING APPEAL THROUGHOUT THE WORLD. IT WAS BY THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF THOMAS JEFFERSON. >> THAT IS HOW YOU MEASURED YOUR SUNSCREEN AND HOW THE UNIVERSITY WAS TO KEEP THEM FROM BEING SUNBURNED. >> YOU ARE WRONG. >> CHARLES, YOU SAID IT WAS HARD TO RUN A DICTATORSHIP AND FOLLOW THE CONSTITUTION. BUT OF COURSE THIS STUDY WAS DONE WITH OTHER DEMOCRACIES. >> FIGURE I SHOULD POINT THAT OUT. >> IT WAS ACCURATE TO SAY THAT WANTING A CONSTITUTION TO GUARANTEE FOOD AND EDUCATION AND HEALTH CARE PROMOTES AN AGENDA. IT IS AN AGENDA WHERE THE GOVERNMENT'S JOB IS TO GUARANTEE STUFF TO PEOPLE. UNLIKE OUR CONSTITUTION WHICH IN MANY WAYS IS SET UP TO LIMIT THE TOWER -- THE POWER OF GOVERNMENT WHICH IS THE OPPOSITE OF THAT. >> THAT'S TRUE. BUT THERE IS A LIBERAL AGENDA WHERE YOU WANT PEOPLE TO BE TAKEN CARE OF AND IS EVIL AND IT IS GOING TOO FAR. >> FORGET THE EVIL PART, BUT IT IS A LIBERAL SLASH SOCIALIST AGENDA. >> IT MIGHT BE, BUT -- >> IT IS. I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS EVIL. >> I THINK WE AGREE. >> I SAY IT IS EVIL. >> I DO TOO, BUT I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE. >> THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO GUARANTEE STUFF IN ORDER TO PRESERVE POWER. >> OUR CONSTITUTION IS A HORRIBLE MODEL FOR PLACES WHERE PEOPLE WANT TO BE GUARANTEED THINGS AND WANT LIKE A FREE RIDE. PEOPLE LIKE PAUL. THEY SHOULDN'T LOOK TO OUR CONSTITUTION FOR THAT. >> THAT'S TRUE. >> AND PAUL YOU SHOULD PROBABLY MOVE TO SWEDEN OR SOMETHING. >> I WOULD LOVE TO. I WOULD BE FAR AWAY FROM BOTH OF YOU. >> WE WOULD PROBABLY -- WE WOULD TOO. WE WOULD PROBABLY PAY FOR YOUR PLANE TICKET, PAUL. >> AND THE GREAT THING IS HE WOULDN'T NEED A FLOTATION DEVICE IF THE PLANE CRASHED. >> HIS LIPS COULD GET HIM A TICKET FOR SWEDISH MEATBALLS. >> WHICH I WOULD SHARE WITH EVERY OTHER PERSON IN SWEDEN BECAUSE I AM THAT KIND OF GUY. >> THE THINGS YOU SHARE WITH OTHER PEOPLE GENERALLY INVOLVE DOCTOR VISITS. LEEANN, YOU SAID THE CONSTITUTION SHOULD BE LOOKED AT WITH EVERY GENERATION WHICH IS FINE. DON'T YOU THINK WE MADE IT PURPOSELY HARD TO AMEND SO IT IS NOT SUBJECT TO WHATEVER IS FASHIONABLE AT THE MOMENT. >> PROBABLY TRUE, BUT I THINK LET'S MEET SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE FOR THAT. >> WHERE DO YOU WANT TO MEET? >> I DON'T KNOW. OUR NORMAL SPOT. I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT OUT LOUD. >> FAIR ENOUGH. >> YOU KNOW OUR LITTLE PUB OVER YONDER? >> YES. >> CHUCK E CHEESE IS NOT A PUB. >> THE -- DOES ANYONE REMEMBER THE WHOLE FREE SPEECH THING? >> TO HAVE THESE COMMISSIONS WHERE YOU CAN BE BROUGHT -- >> YES. THEY CAN BASICALLY THREATEN YOU OR TAKE -- OR TAKE CRIMINAL ACTION IF YOU SAYING THIS THAT CAN OFFEND SOMEBODY. >> ANYBODY CAN ACCUSE YOU, BUT YOU HAVE TO GO BEFORE A BOARD AND EXPLAIN AND YOU CAN BE FINED. >> AND WE HAVE A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE THAT THINKS THAT IS A GOOD MOD DWELL. MODEL. >> PETA IS SUING SEAWORLD. GREG, YOU SAID THESE GUYS DON'T KNOW ANY DIFFERENT. THEY ARE WHALES. FIVE KILLER WHALES ARE NAMED AS PLAINTIFFS. DID THEY AGREE TO THIS? >> THAT'S A GOOD POINT. >> PAUL, YOU ARE AN EXLAWYER, CAN YOU DO THAT? >> YES, BUT THE PROBLEM IS THEY ARE KILLER WHALES AND YOU CAN'T GET NEAR THEM. IT IS DIFFICULT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH THEM. >> IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN JUST YOU. >> BY THE WAY, WHALES HUGE *** *** -- RAPISTS. >>- Q. I ALL OF THE SEALIFE IS JUST NOT GOOD PEOPLE. >> WE START FILING SUITS ON BEHALF OF WHALES WE NEED TO PUNISH THEM TOO. IF YOU WILL TREAT THEM AS HUMANS, THEY NEED TO STOP THE RAPING. DO I STAND ALONE ON THIS? >> I AM JUST HOPING YOU MOVE ON. SOME PEOPLE ON THE TABLE CAN'T MAKE STUPID JOKES. >> THAT'S AN EXCELLENT POINT. >> I NOTICE I DIDN'T SAY YOUR NAME. >> I AM MOVING ON SO I DON'T MAKE STUPID EKE JOKES. >> I DON'T LIKE THESE PLACES. LET THE ANIMALS BE FREE SO WE CAN HUNT THEM AND EAT THEM. >> THERE YOU GO. >> OTHERWISE IT IS NOT SPORTING. >> AND OF COURSE YOU WOULD THINK THIS IS THE BEST PLACE FOR WHALES BECAUSE THEY GET FED AND A PLACE TO SLEEP. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT IN THE CONSTITUTION FOR PEOPLE. >> WHERE DID THAT -- HOW DID YOU MAKE THAT? WHAT IS THAT? >> IT IS EXACTLY THE SAME. >> DID YOU NOTICE THE LEGAL WORD I USED? >> IT IS THE NAME OF OF A SHAMPOO YOU USE. >> OH, NEXXUS. >> STOP LAUGHING. >> PARADE FOR THE GIANTS AND NOT THE IRAQ WAR VETS. LEE -- LEEANN YOU SAID IT IS NOT A GOOD TIME FOR A PARADE. ARE YOU NOT SURE? >> I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. ANYTIME IS A GOOD TIME FOR A PARADE. >> YOU JUST LOVE A PARADE? >> I AM NOT A BIG PARADE PERSON. I WAS HERE IN THE CITY AND MY HUSBAND IS A GIANTS FAN, BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE STANDING IN THE COLD WITH THOUSANDS OF OTHER NEW YORKERS TO SEE THE PARADE. I WATCHED IT ON TV. >> AND THAT'S A GOOD POINT. HE THOUGHT THE GIANTS LOOKED LIKE THEY DIDN'T WANT TO BE AT THE PARADE. >> MOST DON'T. THEY ARE EXCITED TO WIN, BUT AFTER THE FIRST HOUR THEY ARE LIKE, OKAY, I WANT TO BE DONE ALREADY. >> WHEN I WAS IN THE ARMY I WANTED TO DO ONE PARADE AND IT WAS MISERABLE. >> MILITARY PARADES ARE MORE THAN MEN STANDING ON A PODIUM AND PASSING THE LOMBARDI TROPHY JIE. THAT WAS THE KITTEN PARADE. >> BUT TO TRY TO GET THEM TO WALK IN STEP, IT IS NOT EASY. >> IT IS NOT EASY, BUT IT IS ADORABLE. >> WHEN YOU TRAIN A SOLDIER YOU CAN'T WALK IN STEP WITH HER TRAINED SOLDIERS. >> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT KITTENS. >> I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE KITTENS DID TO DESERVE A PARADE. >> FOR THE FOUR SECONDS THEY ARE ACTUALLY IN STEP, IT IS. YOU JUST PLAY THAT ON A LOOP. >> ANDY WAS -- BILL WAS WONDERING WHY THE KITTENS HAD A PARADE. IT IS BECAUSE THEY SUCCESSFULLY CAPTURED A FOR THE I MADE OUT OF SEAT CUSHIONS. >> CHARLES, YOU SAID WE SHOULD HAVE A PARADE FOR THE IRAQ WAR VETS AND THEN WE WILL HAVE ANOTHER ONE WHEN THE WAR IN AFGHANISTAN IS OVER. I DON'T THINK THAT IS THE OVERRIDING ISSUE. I THINK THEY ARE SAYING IT IS WEIRD TO HAVE A PARADE NOW WHILE THE TROOPS ARE STILL IN AFGHANISTAN IN HARM'S WAY. >> NO, I KIND OF GET THAT. IT IS A TOUGH CALL. IT IS A TOUGH CALL, YES, >> I DON'T THINK IT IS A TOUGH CALL AT ALL. >> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HONORING PEOPLE AND STILL HAVING OTHER PEOPLE SERVING. IT IS NOT DISHONORABLE. >> NO PARADES. >> THERE YOU HAVE THE TWO SIDES RIGHT THERE. >> PAUL, NO NEW YORK GIANTS HAVE *** CHARGES AGAINST THEM. AS A LAWYER I AM SURPRISED YOU WOULD SLANDER PEOPLE LIKE THAT. >> ARE YOU RIGHT. THEY ARE ALL PENDING. >> NO, THEY ARE NOT. IT MAY BE ACTIONABLE, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND. I AM SENDING A TAPE FOR YOU OVER TO THE GIANTS. >> DON'T SEND ANYTHING TO THE GIANTS. THEY CAN'T READ. >> AGAIN, ACTIONABLE. YOU ARE FULL OF SLANDER TODAY. I AM DONE, GREG.