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I had Yvette hire Hannah because magic can come from some very unlikely places.
Hannah-belle? Oh, she is just the cutest little thing! Like a june-bug in a jumpsuit.
Little strange though, like a june-bug in a jumpsuit.
All she does it sit at her desk and work all day! I mean, what’s that about?
Shari is great! She’s the best cubicle mate I could ask for! She likes to gossip a lot.
I tried to get in on it. Like-
Did you know, that the elevator is going to be closed on Thursday for maintenance?
Oh yeah, you heard it from me.
Oh God! She's like a horror movie that just wont end!
She's a walking, talking, pile of bad taste, wrapped in gaudy, folded in tacky, dipped in 'blah.'
Travis is wonderful! I think we’re gonna be fast friends.
Hannah is up to something, I know it! I can feel it!
I mean, yesterday she held the door open for someone else! Who does that?
Oh Hannah! Yes! Well, you know, she’s- how do I put this?
She’s like a refreshing spritz of Windex on a spring morning, if you know what I mean.
Uh, I hired Hannah because she threw a coin in a fountain and wished for the perfect job
So naturally, I gave it to her because I am that nice.
Also, we had an opening in the coin department and she was standing right there.
I owe Yvette everything! She got me my job here. She’s a little grumpy but I’m going to figure out how to fix that.
Oh Hannah is a darling! A real find for Wish It.
We’ve got to have someone handling the coins.
We tried a change-sorting machine but it wouldn’t read the Chuck-E-Cheese tokens and technically we do count those.
We come up with a drinking game where you drink every time she says something adorable!
And by 'we' I mean just me.
Hannah? Oh, she’s great. Kinda like her. Thinking about asking her out.
I’ve got a six week plan on how to get the girl.
Five weeks if Cirque du Soleil is in town.
Between you, and me…and the wall. I think Teddy’s got a thing for her.
Actually I remember the first time we me, we were at the water cooler
And she got this cup and I said- Did Jojo put you up to this?
(Laughing) Teddy!
Teddy is very sweet. He’s very…very.
Oh she’s a class act, you know. Very friendly!
Oh! I’m giving you a thumbs-up! Universal sign of approval. You just...
Can't....see it.
A new employee is like a new member of my family. I have no favorites and no least favorites.
Except for maybe Karla, in ad-sales.
There is just something about her that makes you want to send her checks to the wrong address.
Fairy Godmother is my idol! I would love to grant wishes like her someday.
I’ve been reading fairy tales for about twenty-six years now so I think I could do it.
I mean, Hannah’s great but I don’t really get her appeal.
Like, true she’s beautiful and sweet and helpful
and she helped me move into my cubicle and she looks kinda like Kate Middleton
or like she could play Kate Middleton in a TV-movie…
She’s very…personable, which I don’t get. My family crest is a wolf punching a shark.
I have been in the market for a new best friend ever since my old best friend
got kidnapped by those Amazon natives on our trip to El Dorado.
I wonder how Eck Tchua is doing?
Eck Tchua!
El Dorado is far from here.
Or she’d be best friends with Kate Middleton, or she could be Kate Middleton’s
more athletic stunt double in an action Kate Middleton movie!
But I mean, what’s her appeal other than that!?