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You may think that we will show you Louvre.
Let's go!
When I heart all the complaints about the worse quality of the font on the blog...
I decided not the write the next one at all.
Nothing! Simply no letters,...
no filled pages... ...with letters.
So now I want to introduce the December special - Video blog.
In Paris, there is one statue of Napoleon next to the other.
Do you think that this is the Arch of Triumph? 10 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:60,000 Actually, I really don't know. I'm kind of lost here right now.
Hey, do you want a solid map? Here you go.
Thanks!
Our roommate Paul didn't hesitate and started his own business.
I thought that Orangerie will be more orange.
National Assembly.
So many people here..
I was talking lies whole time.
We are in Prater.
IN GERMAN: Excuse me, I am looking for a big wheel.
Oh, yeah! I have already heart about it.
It is really difficult.
It has 4000kg minimum.
Instead of a boring sightseeing we would like to show you the way we live here
the way we study here. You know we study so hard that
there is not time for cleaning.
It is bearly to see but there is really no time.
This is the "Gay corner". And..
You might be asking why do we have bags on our heads.
Well, we live not far from here. This is the famous shopping mall Auchan...
...where we do our shopping. And the Christmas atmosphere has already started.
This grocery store offers goods of different categories, as you probably know.
Most probably, you can find us here.
We are back in our modest home and I will show you what we usually buy.
Baguettes can't miss. You see Karel is very strong.
There is one brand which we do like. It's a primary make of Auchan and...
...it is a make "with a thumb". You can buy smoked ham "with the thumb",
juice "with the thumb", meat "with the thumb".
They have potatoes "with the thumb", yoghurts "with the thumb".
They have condoms "with the thumb", however we don't buy those.
I must admit we make only four types of dishes.
Spaghetti, spaghetti with olives,
and spaghetti with olives heated up the second day.
Bogey man! (in Czech same as "Pigeon man")
Don't think that we just lie here around or just study.
We are trying to stay in a maximum shape.
We do push-ups challanges almost every evening.
This is our champion Honza S.
And he will show you his top performance.
Come on, Honza!
Go, go, go! COME OOOOON!
YES! He is our champion! IT'S A NEW RECORD!
IT'S A RECORD!
The push-ups are not our only one sport's event.
We put into our agenda some acrobatic elements...
...such as the "star".
Or we train for example the "candle".
What the heck were you doing? What's that?
Still nobody. Let's continue.
Dear friends, for me it is very perverse to film somebody who is peeing.
We must pee even here.
Awww! What a jeark!
This is how our ordinary evening looks. Simply party!
???
So, we've already said hi to mum and now we can continue.
Karel, please, could you finish my homework from the French class?
No problem, Honza. Please tell me which paper it is.
I'm not sure.
These ten papers stay.. stay emptied.
I don't know which one it is.
It is a toalet paper
Honzik, I'll bring it.
Which page? I can't find it.
The second one. Run it though round.
The second one? At the beginning or at the end, Honza?
At the beginning.
I got it.
I don't understand the question.
Still nobody. Let's continue.
Making of the blog turned to small innocent party...
...which changed to small drinking spree.
You think, Jan, I am "alang", I am "alang".
All people, all my friends, I mean my frineds such as J.S.,...
...J.S. and P.F. are here "in" me and they are drunk.
How is the business Paul?
Nothing special. What's up dude?
I want to f*ck with Czech girls.
Very well. Very well.
At what time will you get lost?
Our best student Mahe obtained from me 20 point out of 20.
Czech girls have nice butt and beautiful tight ***.
They have green eyes. They are sex bombs.
Dicks, dicks.
We must pee even here.
You are really dicks, man.
I'll punch you, man!
Rigth now, we are in our school cafeteria and I must admit that this place...
...has become my favourite one at school.
I am sorry for the empty dish but we didn't want to film with empty stomach.
Now, I am even considering to grab my friend's "poisson".
In a minute, I'll show you one trick.
We are leaving the cafeteria and ...
...I must tell you that the most interesting thing is the cutlery handling.
It is litterary magnetic.
Come on!
nothing special today.
Put away the camcorder.
???
In this moment you can see us in RER because we use it everyday to go home after school.
It is a pleasant travelling, and comfortable, however there are sometimes...
...some beggers and pseudo-artists which make the travelling unpleasant.
You would be surprised what can people here consider as an art and after all they want to be paid.
I am running out of grant. Is here any good person...
...who would give me a cent.
Like every Christmas fairy tale must end, a Christmas video blog must end as well.
This is true also for our video blog.
I know that you would like to watch it infinitely, but it is physicaly impossible.
You know, we were thinking really long how to end our really valuable video post.
And after long hours of speculating we haven't got any idea.
After all, I would like to introduce you people who participated at this video making.
From the left a screenwriter J.S. ...
... then on my left side a director K.K. ...
... and on my right side Paul.
By the way, Paul, how is your business?
It's not my bakery, dude.
Don't ask me.
You know we don't want to be sentimental at the end because it doesn't correspond to the previous...
...content of this blog. But still, it's Christmas time...
...and you know, during the Christmas you should be nicer to each other than...
...than during the whole year.
And you should like each other more and you should tell each other more.
If you, for example, sometimes.. ..wanted to save the world...
...then you should do it during the Christmas.
You know, you are still wondering why do we have those bags on our heads.
The fact is that there is just one answer to it.
That is really f*cking bullsh*t! Yes, it is..
[Honza singing drunk.]
Merry Christmas
And happy new blog!