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What's up, Crazies?
OK so, today is a big day for us, our relationship
Is it?
It's a big, yes it is a big day because we don't know if we are pregnant or not
We are pregnant?
Yeah, you are in this for life, if I am baby, shoot.
And it's also a big day for Team Crazy because this has been drug out for so long and today
we are going to take 3 tests that my friend bought me from the dollar store. A dollar
25 a piece
Why would you get it at the dollar store?
Because that's what they use at the doctor's office and you want to give me the 20 dollars
to get a pregnancy test from
I would gladly give you 20 dollars than you doing 3 tests.
Well, I might as well just save money and just take these 3 dollar store pregnancy tests,
I mean one of them is going to be right
Alright
Anyways, let's get into this. I'm nervous. Are you nervous?
No
If I am pregnant, how do you feel about that?
Then, what do you mean how I feel? I'll be here
You goin' be a good daddy?
But if you ain't pregnant, I'm gone.
I'm just joking
You're so mean
You better pray you're pregnant
Anyway, um let's go ahead and take these pregnancy tests
Alright, she's doing her first test, I'm here waiting, we'll see what happens
I'm going to bring the test out to you, I don't want to look at it myself
So she said she doesn't want to look at the test, she'll bring it to me and I will announce
How do you use this thing first of all?
Put it up your ears
No, for real though? There's a tube in here
I can't pee
I don't want to look, I don't want to look, here, here, here
Is this sanitary? You just
Yes, it is, you do other things that aren't sanitary
Ah, what you mean? I'm super hy—hygienic
Shut up, shut up what does it say? You guys I'm nervous, I can't even look
So, 1 is negative, 2 is positive?
Yes, 2 lines is positive, 1 line is negative.
What does it say?
What does it say?
Does it say anything?
Are you kidding me right now?
[Laughs]
Why are you laughing?
What am I supposed to see? The lines?
Oh my gosh.
There's a big one that says C and then T on it
There's no lines
There's no lines?
So what does that mean?
I mean look, there's no lines
Ew, you're dripping pee
AHHH!
AHH!
Why? Why would you do this to me?
That's what you're going to have to do if I'm pregnant to the baby, if it pees on you
Ew
It doesn't say anything for real? OK
I, I messed it up
K, go do another one, man. See I told you with your dollar
Ok. Oh because I peed on the wrong side
Here, here. Stop, stop. I'm not s--, I'm not
K, so what is it? One line is
Yeah
So it's turning pink this time, right?
It's turning purple
1 line means negative?
2 lines means positive?
K you're acting so stupud right now. Like
I don't understand why don't you just
2 lines is positive, 1 line is negative like
Why don't you just look at it, why?
I don't want to look at it, I'm scared
Alright
I'm scared, for real
Call your dad
Oh my god, are you serious right now
Call your dad
No, my heart is really beating really hard
Call your dad
Are you kidding me?
Call your dad
Oh, no shut up
Let me see
Let me see
Let me
K, don't let me look
Just call your dad
Shut up
***. I'm not even looking, I'm looking at this guy here, why?
T--, t--, turn
Turn off the camera
I think before you call your dad or anything let's just do it one more time, just one more
time, cause I'm nervous right now
Why are you laughing?
I'm not laughing, this is dead serious
That's my mean face
Look, I'm so like nervous
Just go do it again
I can't even look at the pregnancy test right now I'm so scared. Are you being for real
right now?
Yeah, I think, I need you to do it one more time
So do another one
Yeah
The first one's invalid, I don't even know what this one says cause you won't show it
to me and I'm scared to look at it
I don't want to say this until we make sure we have d—a second check.
Just go do it one more time
Don't [bleep] with me right now
Just go do it one more time
The first one was invalid, this one, I just need confirmation
Ok, ok, I'm done
Why didn't you just look at it?
No, I don't want to look at it, I'm scared.
How am I going to look at it, it's like I need 2 minutes, like to look, I'm scared.
I'm sweating like [Indiscernible]
So if you had a daughter, what would you call her?
So we're pregnant?
What would you call her?
I don't know, I haven't been thinking of names
But you see a StinKeisha here?
StinKeisha!
Rayshawn and Raycheeta.
No, but for real though what does it say, I'm scared.
I hate when you do that, it's not funny
You know what? If you asked me about...
It's not funny
When am I going to put a ring on it
This is serious.
LaToya
You're so dumb
It's been so long, why are you laughing?
Because you always *** me off, I hate you
What does it say?
Will you make me some coconut shrimps tonight, please?
It's not funny
What does it say?
It's negative
[Maury show: You are not the father]