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I think there´s something funny about it.
She´s rich... prestigious family... gorgeous...
...and she dates a plumber.
But there are different types of plumbers.
I think you´re just being judgemental.
Why judgemental?
I think so. I think it´s cute...
...that she fell in love with a plumber.
It doesn´t matter what he does. She likes him.
Period.
Yeah, I don´t think it matters either.
But I don´t think he is good looking.
That´s not really Mario´s thing.
I´m going to hit "Start".
Mario´s thing is not being a player, all handsome.
He just bangs the Princess. He is heroic, it is more like...
...he saves her and stuff.
I don´t think Mario is really manly.
Take Bowser.
Bowser is really manly.
He probably bangs the Princess in a way Mario doesn´t.
You died already?
I try to do the thing and I die.
There, I´m getting you off the bubble.
You wouldn´t hook up with Mario because he is short with a mustache or...
...because he is a plumber?
He looks like the short dude from the Skol beer ads.
It is the Kaiser beer. The short dude from Kaiser ads.
- The Kaiser beer? Really? - Of course.
You are right, he does look like the short dude from Kaiser beer.
Wait, how do I get out?
Easy, I will help.
You went by too fast, you can´t do that.
Watch it, you are going to die again.
Mario eats too many mushrooms , gets all high.
Really high.
You really wouldn´t hook up with Mario?
- No. - No way?
No.
Luigi looks cuter.
Luigi is much cuter. He is taller, slimer... yeah, I think so too.
I think he is sweeter. But he is like Robin.
- How so? - Luigi is gay.
Why is Luigi gay?
What do you mean why is Luigi gay?
Check it out, look at his dangling feet.
You know how I know Luigi is not gay?
Seriously, look at that!
Look at his shoes. And the overalls. Who wears those?
Nothing worse than overalls but *** packs.
Gay men would never wear those. Ever.
Died again.
My game is all about saving your *** from the bubble.