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STEPHEN SEIDEL: Fans of "McMayhem," oh, baby, do we
have a surprise for you.
Get ready for some public pregnancy.
[THEME SONG PLAYING]
MATT MCMANUS: Guess what I just found out?
-What?
MATT MCMANUS: I'm gonna be a dad.
-Congratulations, man.
MATT MCMANUS: Thank you very much.
-That's awesome.
MATT MCMANUS: We watched "The Notebook."
-I don't know.
MATT MCMANUS: We watched "The Notebook" last week and drank
a lot of Chardonnay and--
-I think we should try-- we should do
like, two out of three.
MATT MCMANUS: You want to do two out of three?
All right, sure.
Let's shoot for it.
-Mazel tov.
MATT MCMANUS: Wait--
you're telling me that you're pregnant, but it
might not be my kid?
-No, I know it's not your kid.
MATT MCMANUS: Who the hell's kid is it?
The ***?
-What, you can't--
I can't smoke?
MATT MCMANUS: She's done.
-But you can smoke?
MATT MCMANUS: You're done with the cigarette.
I'm gonna get some--
-Well, you should smoke more, because now you're a dad.
Need something to cope with the pain.
MATT MCMANUS: Where are we going to-- where are we going
to live?
-My place.
MATT MCMANUS: I'm not moving in with you.
See you later.
-Second hand smoke.
MATT MCMANUS: Second hand smoke?
-***.
-Yeah.
MATT MCMANUS: That's important, or not important?
-Not important.
MATT MCMANUS: Think she's hot enough for me to stay with?
-The child is the most important thing.
MATT MCMANUS: OK.
-What does that mean?
MATT MCMANUS: She should stop stripping.
-Definitely.
-Just when you start showing, though.
-I think I'm gonna have to, yeah.
MATT MCMANUS: And I want to.
I want to have sex with you soon, but, I don't want to hit
that baby in the head with my d.
-No drinking.
-No drinking?
MATT MCMANUS: No drinking?
-Ever?
-At all.
MATT MCMANUS: We were going to go get a quick bottle of Jack
Daniel's.
-But--
MATT MCMANUS: This can't be real.
-Yeah, but 99% is pretty real.
MATT MCMANUS: You're pregnant-ish.
I'm gonna be a father.
-Yay.
Yeah!
[SCREAMING]
-Oh, it's a good sign.
[THEME SONG CUE]
[BABY NOISES]