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WE'RE BACK, AND BY NOW, YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE AND WHAT WE DO.
AND AT THIS POINT,
YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA SAY NEXT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME, GUYS.
SIT BACK, STRAP IN, AND HANG ON.
IT'S GONNA BE A HELL OF A RIDE.
IT'S MY 10th ANNIVERSARY.
I WANT TO BUILD A SPECIAL-OCCASION GUN.
I WANT TO MAKE A TRIAMESE.
THIS IS A GUN FOR DARTH VADER.
I'M PLANNING A PARTY, BUT I'M TRYING TO DO IT AS A SURPRISE.
YOU'RE HERE EARLY.
IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF HERE PRETTY QUICK,
WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA BE IN TROUBLE.
Vince: I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS.
I REALLY DIDN'T THINK WE'D GET THIS BOGGED DOWN.
WHOO!
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♪ THE SKY COME DOWN ♪
♪ THE MOUNTAINS ALL ♪
♪ FALL TO THE GROUND ♪
♪ BUT I WILL FEAR ♪
♪ NONE OF THESE THINGS ♪
♪ OH, SHELTER ME, LORD, UNDERNEATH YOUR WINGS ♪
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GOD, THAT THING IS LOUD.
YEAH. GOT TO GET A BETTER MAG FOR IT.
YOU KNOW, I GAVE IN TO YOU.
I TOTALLY CAVED ON THE BLUE THING
BECAUSE IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT, BUT --
OH, GOD, LET ME RUN THE THING THROUGH PAINT.
UNH-UNH. NO WAY.
COME ON. YOU'RE NOT A KID ANYMORE.
I DON'T CARE.
YOU KNOW HOW MANY COMPLIMENTS I GET ON THAT GUN
BECAUSE IT'S DIFFERENT?
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A REAL NOISE.
YOU AIN'T KIDDING.
Will: YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, BUT AFTER THE YEARS,
IT STILL BEATS PLAYING GOLF.
Stephanie: [ LAUGHING ] I'LL AGREE.
IT'S COMING UP ON 10 YEARS, YOU KNOW.
REALLY?
YEAH, SINCE WE OPENED OVER THERE AT THE RANGE.
RED JACKET FIREARMS HAS INDUCED
THE SINGLE MOST CHALLENGING AND REWARDING DECADE OF MY LIFE.
I STARTED RED JACKET FIREARMS
BECAUSE I JUST NEVER COULD GET HAPPY
WITH THE WEAPONS I WAS BUYING.
IF THEY WEREN'T GONNA BUILD THEM TO SUIT ME,
I FIGURED I'D JUST AS SOON BUILD THEM MYSELF.
STEPHANIE'S BEEN MY RIGHT-HAND MAN SINCE SHE COULD WALK.
WHEN SHE TURNED 18, I BROUGHT HER ON BOARD FULL-TIME.
IT ENDED UP BEING ME WORKING 7 DAYS A WEEK,
NICE LITTLE 16 HOURS A DAY.
BUT MY LITTLE FAMILY BUSINESS HAS GROWN FROM ME AND STEPHANIE
TO JOE AND CHARLIE.
WE GOT 'EM, MAN.
KRIS, VINCE.
CLK, CLK.
HOT DIGGITY DOG, KRIS, WHAT KIND OF FIREARM IS THAT?
OVER THESE LAST 10 YEARS,
WE'VE DONE EVERYTHING FROM ORIGINAL CIVIL WAR ARTILLERY...
FIRE!
YEE-HAW!
FLAMETHROWERS...
GOODNESS GRACIOUS.
REMOTELY OPERATED MACHINE GUNS...
LIGHT 'EM UP.
WE BROUGHT A NEAT TWIST TO THE MASTERKEY CONCEPT...
WHAT WE DID WITH A SUPPRESSED SHOTGUN,
IT'D NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE.
OH, YEAH.
OKAY, I'D CALL THAT QUIET.
I DON'T THINK ANYONE EVER THOUGHT IT POSSIBLE
THAT YOU COULD INTERNALLY SUPPRESS AN AK.
WOW. YOU'RE DELIVERING ON THE SOUND.
AND, HONESTLY, PEOPLE, WE'RE JUST GETTING STARTED.
I'LL TELL YOU THE TRUTH --
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'VE EVEN HIT MY STRIDE.
I WAS THINKING ABOUT BLOWING SOME COMPANY MONEY.
I WANT TO BUILD SOMETHING STUPID
JUST TO HANG MY 10-YEAR HAT ON.
WELL, IF I'VE GOT AN ANNIVERSARY COMING UP,
I WANT AN ANNIVERSARY GUN.
THEY CAN KEEP THE CAKES AND CANDLES --
I WANT SOMETHING I CAN LIGHT THE WORLD UP WITH.
I GUESS I CAN'T REALLY FIGHT YOU
TOO MUCH ON THAT ONE, CAN I?
YOU COULD, BUT I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU WOULDN'T.
OH, MY. COME ON.
YOU DON'T WANT TO DO SOMETHING LIKE --
I DON'T KNOW, CELEBRATE.
IT'D BE NICE TO SEE THE BOYS,
BUT I KNOW BILL AND ALL THEM ARE BUSY.
EVERYBODY ELSE IS BACKED UP. I DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING.
MAYBE IN THE SUMMER.
JUST LET ME KNOW HOW MUCH IT'S GONNA COST ME.
THERE'S SOME QUESTIONS THAT YOU NEVER, EVER WANT TO ASK.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
JUST LET THAT ONE GO, STEPH. JUST LET IT GO.
I WANT TO BUILD A SPECIAL-OCCASION GUN --
SOMETHING THAT IS SPECTACULAR.
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE GUNS THAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO TACKLE,
AND I KNOW JUST THE MAN
TO GET ME POINTED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.
[ Telephone ringing ]
This is Tony.
TONY RUMORE, MADMAN.
WHERE YOU GOING WITH THAT SHOTGUN?
[ CHUCKLES ] IT'S WILL.
Hey, Will. What's up, man?
TONY RUMORE IS KNOWN AS THE GODFATHER OF THE SAIGA-12.
WE'RE COMING UP ON OUR 10-YEAR BUSINESS ANNIVERSARY HERE,
AND I'M WANTING TO DO SOMETHING
THAT JUST REDEFINES "STUPID" IN A GUN.
You're just building this for fun, I imagine, huh?
YEAH, JUST FOR GIGGLES, MAN.
REMEMBER THAT SIAMESE M16 YOU DID ABOUT 8 OR 10 YEARS AGO?
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'd never forget that thing.
AND I WAS THINKING --
THERE OUGHT TO BE A WAY TO INCLUDE A THIRD M16 IN THERE.
TONY TOOK TWO M16s, JOINED THEM TOGETHER AT THE RECEIVER,
CROSSED THE GAS SYSTEMS
SO THAT PULLING THE TRIGGER ON THE BOTTOM UNIT,
IT WOULD ALTERNATELY CYCLE BOTH UNITS.
Well, let me know if you need any advice, Will. I'm here.
ALL RIGHT, MY BROTHER.
[ Laughing ] HEAD ON BACK TO MAKING A LIVING.
WHAT'S UP, BRO?
A FEW YEARS BACK, TONY RUMORE MADE A SIAMESE M16.
YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT.
HE HAD AN M16.
THEN HE HAD ANOTHER ONE INVERTED OVER IT.
AND THEN HE CRISS-CROSSED THE GAS SYSTEM.
YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ONCE, AND YOU GET A TWO-ROUND BURST.
PUT IT ON FULL AUTO, AND IT'S JUST STUPID.
[ LAUGHS ]
WE'RE GONNA TRY TO ONE-UP MR. TONY,
WHERE INSTEAD OF TWO OF THEM, WE'RE GONNA HAVE THREE.
I WANT TO MAKE A TRIAMESE.
Kris: THIS IS THE SICKEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.
THIS IS A GUN FOR DARTH VADER.
WHAT I WANT IS THE ULTIMATE RANGE TOY.
YOU PULL THE TRIGGER ON THE CONTROL WEAPON,
WHICH FIRES IT, CYCLES AND FIRES THE SECOND,
WHICH CYCLES AND FIRES THE THIRD,
WHICH CYCLES AND RESETS THE FIRST.
THIS'LL BE IT.
PCHW!
IT'S THREE M16s MOUNTED TOGETHER ON ONE GAS SYSTEM.
IT ALL WORKS LIKE THIS -- BOOGA BOOM BOOM.
BOOGA BOOGA BOOM BOOM.
YEAH, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING A LITTLE BIT OUTSIDE THE BOX.
HI. I WAS CALLING FOR JIM.
I AM PUTTING TOGETHER SOMETHING KIND OF SPECIAL FOR DAD.
IT'S RED JACKET'S 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY.
GOOD FOOD, GOOD FUN, SOME GUNS, BESTEST OF BUDS TYPE THINGS,
WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE ON THE PHONE.
[ METALLIC CLATTER ]
UH...
SORRY, I THOUGHT I HEARD HIM COME IN.
I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW ABOUT IT,
THAT'S THE WHOLE, LIKE, BIG THING WITH IT.
NOW, MY VISION IS HAVE THEM LAY IT OUT
LIKE AN UPSIDE-DOWN TRIANGLE.
JOE, FROM YOU, THE GAS SYSTEM.
THE KEY TO THE GAS SYSTEM ON THE TRIAMESE M16
IS PRECISION ALIGNMENT OF THOSE GAS TUBES.
WITHOUT THAT, THEY'LL SIMPLY BLOW OUT OF PLACE
WHEN YOU TRY TO FIRE THE WEAPON.
ALL RIGHT, BROTHER.
JOE'S TRYING TO FIGURE OUT THE GAS SYSTEM.
THE REST OF THE BOYS ARE WORKING ON A MOUNTING
FOR THIS CONTRAPTION.
I REALLY NEED VINCE AND JOE TO STEP UP
AND KNOCK THIS ONE OUT OF THE BALLPARK.
WELL, IT'LL BE INTENSE FOR ME TO FINALLY ONE-UP TONY.
ANYBODY'S GOT TO BE ABLE TO SEE
THAT THREE'S MUCH BETTER THAN TWO.
HEY, JOE. HEY, JOSH?
HEY, TOM? HEY.
THIS IS KIND OF LATE NOTICE.
HOWEVER, AFTER TALKING TO THE REST OF THE GUYS,
IT DOES LOOK LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE A PRETTY NICE CROWD FOR SUNDAY.
AWESOME. AWESOME. GREAT.
I THINK HE WOULD HAVE BEEN REALLY UPSET
IF YOU WOULDN'T HAVE MADE IT.
HEY, GUYS? Y'ALL COME SEE.
WHAT'S UP?
Y'ALL KNOW WITH RED JACKET, IT'S 10 YEARS, RIGHT?
I BASICALLY HAVE BEEN TALKING TO A LOT OF THE GUYS
THAT HAVE BEEN DOING
THE BIG DISTRIBUTOR ORDERS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.
AND I'M HAVING THEM ALL COME IN,
BUT I'M TRYING TO DO IT AS A SURPRISE,
SO PLEASE DON'T SLIP AND TELL DAD.
I'LL TRY.
Vince: THE FIRST THOUGHT THAT WENT THROUGH MY HEAD
WHEN STEPHANIE SUGGESTED THE SURPRISE PARTY
IS THAT IT'S A REALLY BAD IDEA TO THROW A SURPRISE PARTY
FOR A GUY WHO'S GOT A LOT OF GUNS.
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO HIDE ANYTHING FROM MY FATHER?
NO.
LET ME TELL YOU, IT'S NOT EASY.
IF ANY OF THEM START TRYING TO TALK ABOUT IT
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT, Y'ALL JUST SHUT THEM UP.
SO I CAN'T SPOIL THE SURPRISE?
NO. PLEASE.
NO, PLEASE.
ALL RIGHT.
THAT'S THE WHOLE THING. I'VE GOT A REALLY GOOD SPOT.
WE'RE GONNA DO A COOKOUT KIND OF THING.
SO, LIKE, A MINI-BASH?
KIND OF, YEAH.
ANYTHING THAT Y'ALL CAN DO TO HELP OUT WOULD BE GREAT.
OKAY. COOL.
THANKS, GUYS. Y'ALL GET BACK TO WORK.
I'M GOOD. I'M BRUCE.
BRUCE? HI, I'M WILL.
GOT AN OLD PISTOL
THAT'S BEEN HANDED DOWN IN MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS,
AND IT'S RECENTLY STOPPED WORKING.
OH, WOW.
I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE OUTSIDE OF A MUSEUM.
THAT'S A MOORE SINGLE-ACTION REVOLVER.
IT'S A .32 RIMFIRE.
IT WAS MADE BETWEEN 1861 AND '65.
IT WON'T GO BACK ANY FURTHER THAN THAT.
IF IT WAS A CAP AND BALL,
I'D SAY YOU DROPPED A CAP IN IT,
BUT THAT AIN'T TOO LIKELY.
IT'S A RIMFIRE SLUG.
HOW IN THE WORLD DID YOU GET THAT ROUND?
THINK IT'S STILL GOOD?
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.
IF WE FIX THE GUN, DO I SHOOT THE BULLET?
SOLD.
YEAH.
YEAH, I CAN'T RESIST THAT.
WILL NEVER CHECKS THESE CHATROOMS,
SO WE'RE GONNA PUT THE WORD OUT
SO WILL CAN HAVE A SURPRISE PARTY.
THAT'S DONE.
WHAT'S DONE?
STEPH SAID GET THE WORD OUT
ABOUT THE RED JACKET ANNIVERSARY.
DID YOU SEND PRIVATE E-MAILS
OR DID YOU PUT IT ON A MESSAGE BOARD?
I DON'T HAVE ANYBODY'S PRIVATE E-MAILS.
DUDE, WE'RE GONNA HAVE LIKE 1,000 PEOPLE.
HALF THE INTERNET WILL SHOW UP, MAN.
HELLO, McFLY, ARE YOU IN THERE? ON THE RED JACKET MESSAGE BOARD?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
IT'S AN ANNIVERSARY PARTY. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
IT'LL BE OKAY.
DUDE, WE GOT WORK TO DO, MAN. FINISH THAT UP. COME ON.
HEY, GUYS.
YEAH, WHAT YOU GOT?
I GOT AN 1860 MOORE REVOLVER.
IT DOESN'T WANT TO *** BACK.
I BET YOU RIGHT UP IN THERE,
THERE'S GONNA BE A PIECE OF DEBRIS.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S IN THAT GUN.
YOU DON'T THINK IT'S BROKEN?
NO, I REALLY DON'T.
I MEAN, THE ACTION, INTERNALLY,
IS EXACTLY THE SAME AS THE OLD CAP-AND-BALL GUNS.
Charlie: SOMETHING COULD BE WEDGED IN THE HAMMER SPRING
THAT'S KEEPING IT FROM FLEXING.
JUST BE SURE YOU MATCH UP A SCREWDRIVER HEAD
TO THAT REAL, REAL CAREFULLY.
THE SCREW'S GOT TO GO BACK IN THE SAME HOLES EVERY TIME.
CRYSTAL WOULD SAY "DUH."
ALL RIGHT. HAVE FUN.
HERE, HAND ME THE SCREWDRIVER.
[ GASPS ] OH, NO.
[ SIGHS ] GREAT.
NOTHING LIKE A DESERT EAGLE TO DISTRACT DAD.
Will: WHOA!
YOU'RE HERE EARLY.
WHAT?
OH, MY GOD!
[ GASPS ] KRIS.
KRIS PUT THE ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL ON THE WEBSITE.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURPRISE DAD
IF EVERYBODY IN THE COUNTRY KNOWS?
GLENN, THIS IS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS
THAT WOULD ALMOST BE FUNNY IF IT WASN'T SO NOT-FUNNY.
WHEN WILL ASKED US TO BUILD A TRIAMESE M16,
I THOUGHT IT WAS A REALLY COOL IDEA,
I JUST WASN'T SURE EXACTLY HOW WE WERE GONNA MAKE IT WORK.
LIKE, I WANT TO SMILE AND LAUGH
ABOUT HOW RIDICULOUS THIS PROJECT IS.
LIKE A SHAKESPEAREAN TRAGEDY TYPE OF THING.
YEAH.
THIS PROJECT IS A JOINT EFFORT.
WHILE I'M TURNING DOWN THE BARRELS
AND CUSTOMIZING THE GAS BLOCKS,
JOE'S FIGURING OUT A WAY TO MAKE THIS GAS SYSTEM WORK.
BUT HE COULDN'T GET TO WORK UNTIL I GOT MY PART DONE,
AND I'M JUST SWAMPED RIGHT NOW.
I'M LOOKING AT THIS THING.
I'M NOT SURE I CAN GET THIS DONE.
WHAT TIMEFRAME ARE WE LOOKING AT ON THIS?
DUDE, I'VE GOT ABOUT TWO DAYS ALLOTTED FOR THIS,
AND WE'VE ALREADY BLOWN A HALF A DAY GETTING IT TO HERE.
YOU SERIOUS?
I'VE GOT TO GET BACK INTO PRODUCTION.
THAT'S CUTTING IT CLOSE, MAN, WITH THE AMOUNT OF TIME,
FAB TIME I MIGHT HAVE INTO THIS THING.
I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS IN THAT TIME, MAN.
WE'VE ONLY GOT A COUPLE OF DAYS TO GET THIS TRIAMESE BUILT,
AND I THINK WE NEED SOME HELP WITH IT.
ALL RIGHT, LOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU STAY HOT ON THIS.
I'M GONNA CALL IN SOME REINFORCEMENTS.
I REALLY DIDN'T THINK WE'D GET THIS BOGGED DOWN
AT THIS STAGE OF IT.
ALL RIGHT, MAN.
HI. HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
OKAY.
OKAY.
Stephanie: WITH MOST WOMEN IN THE INDUSTRY,
YOU'RE LOOKED AT AS THE COUNTER GIRL.
YOU KNOW, THE PRETTY FACE TO SAY HELLO AND ANSWER THE PHONES.
HERE AT RED JACKET, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
WANT TO KNOW IF THAT'S A GOOD GUN FOR HOME PROTECTION.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS?
REMINGTON 1890 .44. IT'S A BLACK-POWDER GUN.
SO IF YOU PUT ANY REGULAR AMMUNITION IN IT,
YOU'RE PROBABLY GONNA BLOW THE FRONT OF IT APART.
WHOA.
THIS IS AN ANTIQUE.
THIS IS THE LAST REVOLVER THAT REMINGTON EVER MADE,
AND IT'S ABOUT THE ONLY THING
THAT ACTUALLY COMPETED WITH THE PEACEMAKER.
IT'S KIND OF AN OLD-WILD-WEST KIND OF GUN.
SO...
I'VE GOT ANOTHER OPTION FOR YOU FOR HOME PROTECTION.
HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT A SHOTGUN?
NO.
I CAN SHOW YOU A SHOTGUN
THAT WOULD ACTUALLY PROBABLY WORK PRETTY WELL FOR IT.
IF YOU'RE HERE, IT'S BECAUSE
YOU HAVE AN EXTREME LEVEL OF COMPETENCE
FOR THE WEAPONS THAT YOU'RE SELLING.
IS IT POSSIBLE I COULD SEE HOW THIS THING PERFORMS?
OH, YEAH. YEAH, DEFINITELY.
I GOT A RANGE NEXT DOOR IF YOU WANT TO GO TRY IT OUT.
ALL RIGHT.
I GET THAT REACTION A LOT.
WELL, SIGN ME UP.
ALL RIGHT. SOUNDS GOOD.
I KNOW QUITE A FEW WOMEN IN THIS INDUSTRY
WHO KNOW JUST AS MUCH, IF NOT MORE, ABOUT WEAPONS
THAN THEIR BOYFRIENDS OR HUSBANDS DO.
HEY, YOU.
HEARD YOU CHATTING IT UP
WITH ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND WONDERFULNESS.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT?
I'M STEPHANIE.
I KNOW.
ALL RIGHT, WILL.
YOU WALK THROUGH MY DOOR, I'M GONNA SELL YOU SOMETHING.
YEAH. THAT'S COOL, THOUGH.
I JUST WANTED TO COME IN AND GIVE YOU PROPS ON IT.
WELL, THANK YOU.
BYE.
HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU, FELLAS.
WE KNOW OUR GUNS, TOO.
GET THE HELL BACK TO WORK, BOY.
YOU NEED TO PULL THE GRIPS OFF IT FIRST.
THIS ONE, THOSE TWO, THAT ONE,
AND THE TWO THAT GO UNDER THE BACK.
IT'S LOOSENING UP A LITTLE BIT.
Joe: CHARLIE AND I
ARE TRYING TO TAKE APART THIS CIVIL WAR PISTOL.
WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS KEEPING IT FROM FIRING.
SOMETHING IN THIS GOT A LOT OF TENSION ON IT.
YEAH. THEY DO THAT.
IT WAS NOT AN EASY THING, BACK IN THE DAY, CUSTOM GRIPS.
CHEAP.
DUDE, WHAT JUST FELL OUT IN YOUR HAND?
HEY, WILL!
IT'S COMING BACK NOW. THAT WAS IT.
WHATEVER THAT WAS, THAT'S IT.
I'M TELLING YOU, THOUGH, THAT'S NOT A ROCK.
PULLED THE GRIPS OFF AND THAT FELL OUT OF THE ACTION.
I THINK IT'S A TOOTH.
IT'S NOT A BONE, AND IT'S NOT A ROCK.
IT'S A TOOTH.
MM-HMM.
WELL, I'VE SEEN A LOT OF CRAP
DROP DOWN INTO THE FRAMES OF THOSE REVOLVERS.
THAT ONE'S A FIRST.
WONDER IF SOMEBODY GOT PISTOL-WHIPPED.
I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
I COULD KIND OF -- CHARLIE, OPEN UP.
NO. UNH-UNH.
HE SAID I COULD HAVE THAT ROUND, SO...
WHO GETS TO SHOOT IT?
WHO FOUND THE TOOTH?
YOUR BULLET.
I'M TELLING YOU,
SOMEBODY GOT PISTOL-WHIPPED WITH THIS THING.
IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE.
WELL, DEPUTY FIFE, THERE'S YOUR ONE ROUND.
THIS GUN PROBABLY HASN'T BEEN FIRED IN OVER 100 YEARS.
MAJOR BONUS POINTS IF YOU HIT THE TARGET.
HEY.
YOU READY, CHARLIE?
ALL RIGHT, DEPUTY FIFE. YOU AND YOUR ONE SHOT.
MAYBE THAT WAS AN OMEN, DUDE.
NO, IT'S FINE. REALLY.
JUST SHOOT THE THING.
I DON'T KNOW. I JUST WANT THIS THING TO WORK.
HIT IT WITH A LEAD MALLET OR SOMETHING.
GIVE IT A SHOT.
IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, WE'LL GET A RUBBER BAND
AND SEE IF WE CAN THE SPRING A LITTLE EXTRA POWER.
ONE MORE TIME, DUDE.
I DON'T...
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.
FIRING MECHANISM WORKS.
IT JUST DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH JUICE, OR THE ROUND'S BAD.
HEY, IT'S TOOTHLESS.
Will: WHEN TONY BUILT HIS SIAMESE --
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO STEP ON HIS WORK.
IN HIS OWN WORDS, "GIVE ME A CALL IF YOU RUN INTO ANY SNAGS.
I'LL BE GLAD TO HELP YOU OUT."
HEY, TONY.
Hey, Will, what's up, man?
WELL, REMEMBER THAT SIAMESE M16
YOU MADE BACK 8 OR 10 YEARS AGO?
Yeah, I'd never forget that thing.
YEAH. WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT A TRIAMESE.
[ GASPS ]
HEY. HEY.
OH, CRAP.
STAY RIGHT HERE.
WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING HERE?
FOR THE ANNIVERSARY BASH.
YOU'RE HERE EARLY.
KNOW ABOUT IT.
Y'ALL AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HERE TILL TOMORROW.
IT OCCURRED TO ME, THOUGH,
AS LONG AS I'M HIJACKING YOUR IDEA,
MAYBE IT'D BE BETTER TO JUST HIJACK YOU ALONG WITH IT.
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Hell yeah. It'll be a good time.
THANKS, TONY. YOU THE MAN, BRO.
Sounds good, Will.
[ CHUCKLES ] BYE-BYE.
THANK GOD.
JUST GIVE HIM ANY OTHER REASON FOR WHY YOU'RE HERE, OKAY?
LIKE...
JUST TELL A LITTLE LIE.
UM, THERE'S A CAR SHOW.
Y'ALL CAME UP FOR THE CAR SHOW, OKAY?
CRAP.
HEY, DAD. GUESS WHO POPPED BY?
OH, YEAH.
GOOD GOD, YOU GOT THE GANG.
BROUGHT THEM WITH US, MAN.
Will: I GENERALLY GET TO HANG OUT
WITH BILL AND THE ARKANSAS BOYS ABOUT TWICE A YEAR.
HAVING THEM POP IN LIKE THIS -- WELL, IT'S AN 8-HOUR DRIVE,
AND WHAT IN THE HELL INDUCED THEM TO DO IT?
MAN, Y'ALL LOOK LOST.
LONG WAY FROM HOME.
DOWN FOR A CAR SHOW.
YEAH?
HAPPENED TO BE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
THOUGHT WE'D LOOK YOU UP.
WELL, YOU OUGHT TO KNOW BETTER THAN TO COME BY HERE.
I'LL PUT YOUR BUTT TO WORK.
[ LAUGHTER ]
FOUR MEN IN A PICKUP TRUCK, 8-HOUR DRIVE FROM ARKANSAS,
400 POUNDS OF WEAPONRY IN THE BACK END OF IT,
AND THE BEST YOU GOT IS "GOING TO A CAR SHOW"?
OKAY, THAT'S A LITTLE HINKY.
FRANKLY, I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT THEY GOT PLANNED FOR THE RIDE HOME.
I'M GONNA LAY BACK AND JUST LET THIS ONE PLAY OUT.
OH, THAT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY GUN.
THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY GUN.
HE TELL YOU ALL ABOUT THIS?
HE FOUND A ROMANIAN PARTS KIT
THAT HAD THE SERIAL NUMBERS EXACTLY
HIS ENTIRE BIRTHDAY WRITTEN OUT.
JOHN, YOU'RE LOOKING KIND OF LONELY DOWN THERE.
HEY. MANDY GAVE ME AN ANNIVERSARY PRESENT.
I THOUGHT I'D TRY IT OUT WHILE I WAS DOWN HERE.
LITTLE GIFT FROM MY WIFE.
OH, MY GOD, YOU DIDN'T.
JOHN BRADY BROUGHT ALONG
A BRAND-NEW DESERT EAGLE .44 MAGNUM.
EVERY GUN GEEK IN THE WORLD'S
HEARD ABOUT THE KICK OF THESE MULES,
AND NOW WE GOT ONE ON THE GROUND TO PLAY WITH.
SHE EITHER REALLY LOVES YOU
OR IS REALLY TIRED OF YOU HAVING A FUNCTIONING RIGHT ARM.
YEAH, SHE PUTS UP WITH ME.
SHOOT, WRAP THEM UP.
Y'ALL GOT A FEW MINUTES BEFORE YOU GOT TO HEAD?
STEPH, WE'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
WE'RE GOING IN THE LANE.
I'M NOT SURE IF THIS CAR-SHOW EXCUSE
IS ACTUALLY GONNA WORK OR NOT,
BUT AT LEAST THE GUYS BROUGHT ALONG THEIR DESERT EAGLE.
NOTHING LIKE ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL HANDGUNS KNOWN TO MAN
TO DISTRACT DAD.
LOOKS LIKE I GOT PRETTY LUCKY THIS TIME.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, MAN.
QUIT SLOBBERING ON IT AND TRY IT OUT.
THAT'S RIGHT.
GOOD LORD.
HEY, DARLING. WHAT YOU GOT FOR US TODAY?
BROUGHT A COUPLE GUNS TO SHOOT.
TO SHOOT?
SOME KIND OF ANNIVERSARY SHOOT OR SOMETHING, RIGHT?
OH, GOD.
THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO COME OUT YET.
I SAW IT ON THE MESSAGE BOARD.
DAD'S NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
YES.
GLENN COMES IN ALL THE TIME WITH GUNS,
BUT HE COULD DEFINITELY SLIP UP AND SAY SOMETHING.
I'VE GOT TO GET HIM OUT OF HERE.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO MAKE A GOOD SUPPRESSOR.
[ LAUGHTER ]
I'M SORRY TO SAY, BUT IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF HERE PRETTY QUICK,
DAD'S GONNA REALIZE SOMETHING'S UP.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LET ME GO GET THIS STUFF LOCKED UP
AND LET Y'ALL GET ON DOWN TO THE CAR SHOW.
OKAY. IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF HERE,
WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA BE IN TROUBLE.
HI, VINCE.
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
HOW'S LIFE, BABY?
WHOO!
DAD'S NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.
YES.
OH. OKAY.
I'M HAVING FUN TRYING TO KEEP IT THAT WAY.
Stephanie: KRIS PUT THE ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL ON THE WEBSITE.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SURPRISE DAD
IF EVERYBODY IN THE COUNTRY KNOWS?
I'M SORRY TO SAY, BUT IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF HERE PRETTY QUICK,
DAD'S GONNA REALIZE SOMETHING'S UP.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS.
LET ME GO GET THIS STUFF LOCKED UP
AND LET Y'ALL GET ON DOWN TO THE CAR SHOW.
OKAY.
THANKS A LOT.
Will: IT'S MY 10th ANNIVERSARY.
I WANT TO BUILD A SPECIAL-OCCASION GUN.
I WANT TO MAKE A TRIAMESE.
I THINK WE NEED SOME HELP WITH IT.
I'M GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO THE MAN HIMSELF
THAT STARTED IT ALL WITH THE SIAMESE.
I THINK I BETTER GET TONY RUMORE TO COME ON DOWN
AND GIVE US A HAND IN THE DOING OF IT.
HEY, VINCE?
Vince: YEAH?
REMEMBER CLIMBING UP MY ***
ABOUT NEEDING SOME HELP WITH THIS TRIAMESE?
YEAH, MOST CERTAINLY SO.
HI. TONY RUMORE.
Joe: TONY.
JOE MEAUX. NICE TO MEET YOU, MAN.
TONY RUMORE.
GOOD TO MEET YOU.
Joe: TONY RUMORE IS REALLY A GUN GOD.
I MEAN, IF ANYBODY CAN SHOW WILL SOMETHING ON GUNS, IT'S TONY.
WELL, I FIGURED AS LONG AS
I WAS STOMPING ALL OVER TONY RUMORE'S INVENTION IDEA
AND SLANDERING HIS GOOD NAME, I'D GET HIM TO COME HELP YOU.
IF WE CAN GET THIS THING DONE
BEFORE HIS CARRIAGE TURNS INTO A PUMPKIN,
WE'LL TAKE HIM OUT AND LET HIM BUST IT UP.
HAVING TONY ON THE GROUND HERE
HELPING US BUILD OUT THIS TRIAMESE --
WELL, IT'S AN HONOR, BOTH TO MYSELF AND TO THE SHOP.
WHEN I DID THE SIAMESE TWIN-BARREL,
THEY WERE MOUNTED LIKE THIS.
PRETTY STRAIGHTFORWARD,
'CAUSE THE GAS TUBE JUST CAME DOWN INTO THAT ONE
AND THIS ONE CAME UP INTO THAT GUN.
BUT HERE, WITH THREE, OF COURSE,
YOU GOT TO SPAN A LOT FURTHER DISTANCE,
'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT TO GO ALL THE WAY OVER.
Joe: IF AT ANY TIME ONE GAS TUBE FAILS, THEN THE CYCLE WILL STOP.
OH.
OW.
BOW! MMPHM.
OW.
Vince: JOE'S DANCING AROUND THE SHOP
LIKE MICHAEL FLATLEY FROM "LORD OF THE DANCE."
Kris: MWAH. THERE YOU GO, JOE.
ALL BETTER.
I LOVE IT WHEN OTHER GUYS GET HURT.
THAT'S PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST PAINFUL THINGS
THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.
HEY, DARLING. HOW YOU DOING?
HI, STEPH. GOT A CALL THAT YOU GOT IT FIXED.
SURE DID.
JUST WHEN I THINK I'VE SEEN IT ALL, I HAVE A GUY COME IN
WITH A CIVIL WAR PISTOL THAT WON'T ***.
THE GUYS TAKE IT APART, AND, GUESS WHAT --
THERE'S A TOOTH INSIDE.
A TOOTH? REALLY?
I SWEAR.
THAT'S WHAT WE FOUND INSIDE OF IT.
THAT'D BE WHY IT WASN'T WORKING.
I KNOW WHAT THAT IS.
I'M A DENTIST, AND I WOULD RECOGNIZE A TOOTH.
I HAVE A HARD ENOUGH TIME PULLING THESE THINGS OUT.
I CAN'T IMAGINE TRYING TO GET THAT IN THERE.
IT'S YOURS.
YOU DON'T SEE THESE EVERY DAY?
NO, NO. OTHER THAN THAT, SHE'S YOURS.
THANK YOU, MA'AM. WHAT DO I OWE YOU?
DON'T REALLY THINK
HE WAS GONNA WORRY ABOUT IT TOO MUCH.
THANK YOU, MA'AM.
ENTERTAINMENT VALUE, MAN. [ LAUGHS ]
APPRECIATE IT.
THIS IS AWESOME.
WHEN I FINALLY GOT THE GUNS MOUNTED,
I COULD TURN IT OVER TO JOE TO DO THE GAS SYSTEM,
IT LOOKED LIKE A SPACE CANNON ON THE DEATH STAR. IT WAS GREAT.
NO, I'M HOLDING IT.
RARARARARAR.
BA-DA-DA-DOO. BA-DA-DA-DOO.
HI, VINCE.
HEY, YOU REALLY GOT TO LOOK AT IT FROM THIS SIDE, WILL.
THIS LOOKS FRICKIN' SICK, DUDE.
LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF ONE GUN -- THAT'S ONE THING.
LOOKING DOWN THE BARREL OF THREE -- DAMN.
FROM THE BUSINESS END OF IT, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING.
HOW'S LIFE, BABY?
I'VE HAD BETTER DAYS, WILL. DON'T KILL ME.
ALL RIGHT. SOMEBODY BRING ME A ***.
STICK IT IN HIS VEINS, ALL RIGHT?
GUYS, YOU ALL GOT THIS WELL IN HAND.
I GOT TO TAKE A LITTLE ROAD TRIP.
SHOULDN'T TAKE BUT A COUPLE OF DAYS.
WHEN I COME BACK, Y'ALL HAVE THIS PUPPY READY.
I WANT TO HIT IT THREE BY THREE.
HEY, KIDDO. I'M GONNA BAIL OUT ON YOU.
OKAY?
THAT GUY IN DALLAS WITH THAT CNC --
I WANT TO RUN UP THERE AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT.
IT'S A PRETTY GOOD DEAL IF WE CAN GET THAT ROLLING.
TONY AND VINCE, THEY GOT THE SHOP WELL IN HAND.
IT'S A SMALL COMPANY.
YOU CAN HANDLE IT FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
YEAH. THANKS.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, I GOT MY PHONE ON ME.
DO YOU NEED ANYTHING WHILE YOU'RE GONE, LIKE, DONE?
YEAH, IF THE FIRE GETS WITHIN 5 FEET OF THE BUILDING,
GO AHEAD AND APPLY WATER.
BYE, DAD.
I'LL MAIL YOU A CACTUS.
MM-HMM. YOU BETTER.
Will: 10 YEARS. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT IT?
SEEMS LIKE WE STARTED LAST WEEK.
IT'S BEEN QUITE THE INTERESTING ROAD.
STEPHANIE'S BEEN MY RIGHT-HAND MAN SINCE SHE COULD WALK.
WHEN WE STARTED UP THE STORE,
SHE WAS WORKING IN THE BOOKKEEPING DEPARTMENT
AT A SUPERMARKET CHAIN.
I WENT UP TO STEPHANIE'S WORK ONE DAY,
ASKED HER IF SHE WOULD LIKE TO TAKE
HER ENTIRE FUTURE AND THAT OF HER CHILD,
THROW IT UP INTO THE AIR
WRAPPED AROUND A PAIR OF DICE LABELED "RED JACKET FIREARMS"
AND COME ON BOARD WITH ME.
SHE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND SAID,
"I NEED ABOUT TWO MINUTES SO I CAN GO QUIT."
AND THAT'S WHEN RED JACKET REALLY BEGAN, ALL RIGHT?
WITH ME AND STEPHANIE IN THE SHOP DAY IN AND DAY OUT.
DURING THAT ENTIRE TIME PERIOD, I LIVED IN THE BACK OF THE SHOP.
STEPHANIE WAS RAISING HER SON, NEWBORN.
SHE WAS IN THE OFFICE EVERY DAY, UP FRONT,
WORKING WITH CUSTOMERS AT THE COUNTER.
WE BUILT GUNS, WE KEPT THE SHOOTING RANGE GOING,
AND IF YOU LOOK AT WHERE IT'S TAKEN US,
I'D SAY IT'S WORKED OUT OKAY FOR US.
Joe: THANKS TO TONY,
WE WERE ABLE TO GET THIS THING PUT TOGETHER.
NOW WE JUST NEED TO SEE IF THE TRIAMESE CAN FIRE ONE BULLET
OUT OF EACH BARREL SEQUENTIALLY.
HOPEFULLY WE CAN GET THIS BABY TO FIRE 600 ROUNDS A MINUTE.
YEAH.
LOOKS GOOD, HUH?
I LIKE THAT. THAT THING IS A MACHINE.
I LIKE THAT.
THAT'S GONNA PUT SOME LEAD DOWNRANGE, THAT'S FOR SURE.
LOOK AT THAT. LET'S SHOOT THIS THING.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO SEE IF THIS THING'S ACTUALLY GONNA WORK --
PULL THE TRIGGER AND PRAY.
ALL RIGHT.
Stephanie: THIS IS THE BEST ANNIVERSARY PRESENT
I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY GIVEN DAD.
ALL RIGHT.
Joe: WE'RE GETTING READY TO TEST THE TRIAMESE --
THREE M16s TIED ALL TOGETHER OFF OF ONE GAS SYSTEM.
WE'RE GONNA TRY AND SHOOT THE TRIAMESE
AT WILL'S SURPRISE BASH, SO THIS THING BETTER WORK.
Tony: WE ONLY GOT ONE.
OH, THE GAS TUBE CAME OUT.
PULL THAT BACK. THE GAS TUBE SLID FORWARD.
THE GAS TUBE IS GETTING PUSHED FORWARD
FROM THE EXTREME PRESSURE,
AND IT'S MOVING AWAY FROM THE BOLT, AND THE BOLT CAN'T CYCLE.
THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS PROJECT
IS TO BE ABLE TO SHOOT THREE BULLETS
OUT OF THREE GUNS SEQUENTIALLY.
IF THAT'S NOT HAPPENING,
TONY'S WASTED HIS TIME AND CAME OUT HERE FOR NOTHING.
[ GUN *** ]
YOU READY TO FIRE?
I'M READY.
THAT ONE'S GONE, TOO.
OKAY.
THAT'S DEFINITELY NOT GONNA WORK.
THIS IS...
ALL THE TUBES HAVE SLID FORWARD.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT BACK.
WE GOT TO HAVE THIS GUN UP TOMORROW.
I MEAN, IT'S GOT TO BE RUNNING TOMORROW.
Vince: THIS IS A FIRST-GENERATION, HUH?
FIRST-VERSION COLT?
Josh: THAT'S THE ONE I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
ONLY GUN I INHERITED FROM MY GRANDFATHER.
THAT'S A COOL PIECE, MAN.
I'VE GOT SOME GOOD ONES.
JOSH USED TO WORK HERE WITH US AT RED JACKET.
HE'S GOT A GREAT GUN COLLECTION.
ALWAYS A FUN GUY TO HAVE COME DOWN AND VISIT.
Joshua: PICKED IT UP A FEW YEARS AGO,
AND Y'ALL TOLD ME TO BRING SOME CLASSIC TOYS TO PLAY WITH,
AND HERE WE ARE.
I SAW IT WAS RED JACKET'S 10th ANNIVERSARY ON THE INTERNET,
SO I KNEW I JUST HAD TO COME DOWN.
FIRST-VERSION COLT.
THAT'S THE ONE I TOLD YOU ABOUT.
THEY STARTED MAKING COLT SINGLE-ACTION ARMIES IN 1873,
AND ACCORDING TO THE SERIAL NUMBERS IN COLT,
THAT ONE WAS MADE IN THE THIRD YEAR OF PRODUCTION, 1876.
HEY, GUYS. I REALLY HATE TO RUN Y'ALL OFF,
BUT IF WE DON'T GET THIS STUFF PACKED UP,
YOU'RE TOTALLY GONNA RUIN THE SURPRISE.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
ALL RIGHT, THANKS.
I CAN'T HAVE ALL THESE PEOPLE IN THE SHOP THAT DAD KNOWS
WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO BE PLANNING A SURPRISE.
CAN YOU SAY "GIVEAWAY"?
I DON'T THINK -- YOU KNOW, THIS THING DIDN'T MOVE BACK.
I DON'T THINK IT'LL MOVE BACK AT ALL.
I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT.
THE GAS TUBES KEEP LETTING LOOSE.
I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX IT.
I GOT TO GET THIS THING RUNNING FOR THE ANNIVERSARY TOMORROW.
I DON'T SEE ANY WAY AROUND
NOT OPENING UP THOSE GAS PORTS BIGGER,
'CAUSE ON THAT SIAMESE,
I HAD TO OPEN IT UP PRETTY BIG.
THE SOLUTION, I BELIEVE, IS TO OPEN UP THE GAS PORT
AND GIVE US A LITTLE MORE GAS TO CYCLE THAT BARREL.
THIS THING HAS GOT TO FRICKIN' WORK.
THERE'S NO WAY IT'S NOT GOING TO, MAN.
YOU WANT TO SAY THAT AGAIN?
THERE'S NO WAY IT'S NOT GOING TO.
[ SIGHS ] ALL RIGHT.
I'M GETTING SERIOUSLY FRUSTRATED WITH THIS THING.
IT'S GONNA WORK THIS TIME.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SEE
IF THIS THING'S ACTUALLY GONNA WORK.
WE PULL THE TRIGGER. IT EITHER WORKS OR IT DOESN'T.
[ GUN *** ]
BOLT FORWARD.
GUYS, YOU REALLY WANT TO EAR UP ABOUT NOW.
BOLT FORWARD.
Vince: WILL WANTS TO PUT TOGETHER WHAT HE'S CALLED A TRIAMESE M16.
RIGHT NOW WE'RE JUST HAVING PROBLEM AFTER PROBLEM.
WE'RE TRYING TO GET THIS THING TOGETHER TO GIVE IT TO WILL
FOR OUR 10-YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY.
YEAH!
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
THERE WE GO.
I TOLD YOU!
I TOLD YOU IT WOULD WORK.
JOE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO LISTEN TO ME SOMETIMES.
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
HE JUST NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO LISTEN SOMETIMES.
HELL YEAH.
Will: THEY AIN'T MOVED DALLAS ANY CLOSER.
YOU LOOK BEAT HALF TO DEATH. HOW DID THE TRIP GO?
IT WAS GOOD. YEAH.
YEAH, WE GOT MACHINERY COMING.
YEAH?
DUDE, PEOPLE KNOW US.
I'M OUTSIDE AT A REST AREA
TAKING PICTURES WITH TOURISTS FOR 30 MINUTES.
ALL RIGHT?
I'M TRYING TO GET A COKE AND DRIVE.
"OH, HEY, YOU'RE 'SONS OF GUNS.'
"HEY, MY HUSBAND LOVES THE SHOW.
COME HERE, COME HERE." YOU KNOW?
"HERE, HOLD MY KID."
I FELT LIKE WAS RUNNING FOR OFFICE.
IT WAS INCREDIBLE, MAN.
I HAD AN 8-- I SWEAR TO GOD --
89-YEAR-OLD WOMAN -- "I LOVE THAT SHOW!
"YOUR DAUGHTER IS SO SWEET. YOU BE NICE TO HER.
SHE KEEPS YOU GOING."
AH, THAT'S COOL.
"YES, MA'AM. YES, MA'AM."
Kris: I THINK THEY'RE READY.
Will: THAT'S A NASTY SIGHT.
DON'T SHOOT. I SURRENDER.
IS THIS THING SWEET?
LOOKS GOOD PAINTED UP, HUH?
Joe: YEAH.
WE TOOK THREE M16s, MOUNTED THEM TOGETHER, SHARED THE GAS SYSTEM.
SO WE CAN TAKE THREE CHAMBERS OUT OF THREE RIFLES,
FIRE THEM SEQUENTIALLY AND CONTINUOUSLY.
THAT'S A NASTY SIGHT.
IT IS READY TO ROLL.
KRIS, HOW MANY BETAS YOU GOT LOADED?
SEVEN.
YES, SIR.
OH, WHO IN THE HELL DID THAT?
UH...HAPPY ANNIVERSARY.
CONGRATULATIONS ON 10 YEARS, WILL.
AW, GUYS.
WELL, I HAD KATHY DRAW UP SOMETHING AND HAD A BANNER DONE.
I DON'T LIKE NONE OF YOU.
Y'ALL ARE FIRED.
WE DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER, WILL.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR NAME, TONY.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE.
SERIOUSLY.
CHECK THAT OUT.
OH [BLEEP]
WHAT DO YOU SAY, BRO?
WHAT DID YOU DO, SEND OUT FREE-FOOD TICKETS OR SOMETHING?
NOT EXACTLY.
Joshua: FREE GUNS.
APPARENTLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GIVE ME AN AK FOR SHOWING UP.
DON'T KNOW WHY.
NO, NO, WE'RE NOT REALLY GIVING AWAY GUNS.
DON'T GIVE HIM A HEART ATTACK.
Will: GOOD GOD.
SO, THIS MAN'S GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
HOPE YOU APPRECIATE THIS AS MUCH AS I APPRECIATE YOU.
OH. SWEET.
WOW.
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
SHARP-LOOKING.
IT'S GORGEOUS.
THAT'S AWESOME.
YOUR DADDY'S ABOUT TO CRY.
AW, MAN. THAT'S TOO MUCH.
I STARED AT THAT GUN FOR THREE DAYS, WILL.
FOR THREE DAYS, MAN, AND I JUST -- I HAD TO DO IT.
NEXT TIME, RESIST THOSE IMPULSES,
BUT THIS TIME, YOU LOST THAT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
IF YOU THINK IT'S A MONEY-MAKING ENTERPRISE,
IF YOU THINK IT'S JUST ABOUT MAKING THE FIREARMS --
SORRY, YOU'RE WRONG.
THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S ABOUT. THAT'S NOT WHAT WE'RE ABOUT.
WHAT I'M ABOUT IS THE PEOPLE HERE THAT YOU SEE RIGHT NOW
UNDER THIS ROOF.
THAT'S WHO WE ARE, THAT'S WHO WE'RE HERE FOR.
WELL, THE DAY AIN'T OVER YET.
YOU REMEMBER PORT HUDSON, RIGHT?
YEAH.
WE'RE GONNA GO OUT THERE.
FIGURED WE'D GET YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS
AND SOME REALLY COOL TOYS AND JUST HAVE AT IT.
ALL RIGHT. I'M DOWN.
IT'S A GLORIOUS DAY.
I GOT MY BEST FRIENDS, GOT MY FAMILY.
HELL, WHAT ELSE IS THERE?
WELL, GUYS, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TO ME.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WE'VE LAID OUT A FEW PARTY FAVORS
FOR YOUR PERUSAL AND ENJOYMENT.
HELP YOURSELF.
PISTOL SHOOTERS, PLEASE APPROACH YOUR HANDGUNS.
Stephanie: THIS IS THE BEST ANNIVERSARY PRESENT
I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY GIVEN DAD.
I'VE GOT ALL OF HIS BEST FRIENDS HERE,
I'VE GOT THE COOLEST GUNS EVER.
IT COULDN'T HAVE GOT ANY BETTER.
Will: FIRE.
[ LAUGHING ]
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH PLAYING PISTOL PETE.
IT'S TIME TO BREAK OUT THE REAL GUNS.
ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN. APPROACH YOUR RIFLES.
WE GOT ALL KINDS OF TARGETS SET OUT.
WE KIND OF SET IT UP LIKE YOU WOULD
IF IT WAS AN OLD-SCHOOL FAIRGROUND.
I WANTED IT TO BE PRETTY FUN AND PLAYFUL.
Will: FIRE IN THE HOLE!
WHOO! THAT'S ONE!
THAT'S TWO!
THERE WE GO!
[ APPLAUSE ]
BEST USE FOR A LOUISIANA HIGHWAY CONE I HAVE SEEN YET.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Y'ALL WANT TO FALL IN OVER THERE
AND WATCH THE BOYS HAVE A LITTLE FUN ON THE BELT-FEDS?
OH, YEAH.
ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET'S LIGHT THEM UP.
ALL RIGHT, BIG DADDY. LET'S GO TO WAR.
FIRE.
[ MACHINE-GUN FIRE ]
WELL, I LIT IT UP, BUT Y'ALL KNOCKED IT DOWN.
THERE YOU GO.
STEPH REALLY BLOWS MY MIND
THE WAY SHE PULLED ALL THESE PEOPLE TOGETHER.
YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO PLAY WITH A LITTLE TOY
TO CALL IT A CELEBRATION DAY,
BUT WHAT SHE'S DONE REALLY MAKES THAT SMALL POTATOES.
HEY, DAD, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME
TO FIRE UP THAT ANNIVERSARY PRESENT OF YOURS?
WHERE'S THAT TRIAMESE AT?
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE REALLY COOL, BRIGHT IDEAS
WHERE A SENTENCE TURNS INTO A WEEK.
ON THE SURFACE, IT'S, "HEY, I KNOW. LET'S BUILD A TRIAMESE.
HOW MUCH HARDER CAN IT BE TO ADD ONE GUN TO IT?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOD.
WELL, BRO, LOOK, FROM WHERE I'M STANDING, WE'VE GOT HER WET --
NOW IT'S TIME TO FILL HER UP AND GET HER HOT.
ROCK AND ROLL?
HIT IT.
Kris: IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG, WILL, WE'RE...
Stephanie: PRETTY SICK-LOOKING.
ALL RIGHT, BRO.
Will: ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
GUYS, YOU REALLY WANT TO EAR UP ABOUT NOW.
Joe: WILL'S GETTING READY TO SHOOT THE TRIAMESE FOR HIMSELF.
THIS MACHINE HAS BEEN A FICKLE, FICKLE LITTLE GUN.
IT WORKED GREAT YESTERDAY.
I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GONNA WORK GREAT TODAY.
I DON'T KNOW.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS.
Joe: THIS IS A SURPRISE PARTY FOR WILL'S 10th ANNIVERSARY.
WE'VE GOT HIS DREAM GUN HERE.
WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON IT ALL WEEK.
THIS THING'S GOT TO OPERATE SMOOTH.
WE'VE GOT ALL OF OUR TOP CLIENTS HERE.
IF THIS THING DOESN'T WORK, IT'S GONNA GO BAD,
AND IT'S GONNA BAD IN THREES.
WANT TO TRY IT ON SEMI FIRST.
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, BOYS. UNLEASH HELL.
WHOO!
Tony: THAT'S PRETTY SLICK.
Stephanie: THAT WORKED.
YOU ARE THE [BLEEP] MAN. SERIOUSLY.
HOW ABOUT THAT?
MY GOD, THAT WAS AN EXPERIENCE.
THAT WAS LIKE STRAPPING ON A ROLLER COASTER
AND TAKING OFF DOWN THE HILL WITH IT.
THAT IS A BEAST.
LET'S GET SOME FRESH MAGS IN AND GET TONY UP HERE.
THE GUN'S WORKING GREAT. PERFECT.
THE ONLY PROBLEM I SEE --
I THINK WILL HAS A QUADANESE IN MY FUTURE.
OH, MY GOD.
THIS NEXT IDEA OF MINE IS GONNA BRING DOWN THE HOUSE.
HEY, DAD. THINK YOU CAN HIT THAT THING?
Will: DO WE REALLY GET A HOUSE TO BLOW UP?
MY BABY GIRL KNOWS HOW TO THROW A PARTY FOR HER DADDY, HUH?
BYE-BYE, LITTLE HOUSE ON THE HILL.
KRIS, GET THE M2 READY TO FIRE.
LET'S FIND OUR SPOTS, GUYS. I'M READY TO LIGHT THAT CANDLE.
OH, YEAH.
WHOO!
OH, MY GOD, LOOK AT THE DAMAGE!
LOVE YOU, DADDY.
Stephanie: MY DAD SEES A LOT OF ME IN HIM.
HE KNOWS IF I PUT MY BRAIN AND MY HEART INTO SOMETHING
THAT I CAN AND I WILL.
HE DID ALL OF THIS FOR ME.
I LOOKED AT IT AS THE GREATEST GIFT.
NOT ONLY DO I GET TO DO SOME REALLY COOL STUFF,
BUT I GET TO DO IT ALL WITH MY DAD.
HE REALLY IS ONE OF THE COOLEST GUYS ON THE PLANET.
BOOM!
LOOK AT THE SHRAPNEL IMPACT.
OH, MY GOD.
LOOK AT THE TREETOP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, NICE.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, WILL.
KEEP SPENDING MONEY, WE'LL BE HERE ANOTHER 10 YEARS.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT'S BEEN A DAMN INTERESTING 10 YEARS.
TO BE HONEST, A LOT OF TIMES, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE IT.
GOT ALL MY BEST PEOPLE GATHERED UP.
I'M BLESSED.
I'M BLESSED WITH A BEAUTIFUL FAMILY
AND WITH SOME TRULY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS.