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Hi My name is Scott and this is the Diaper Report.
Are you sad, hungry, or perhaps even unemployed?
Well, cheer up! The government has the answer for you because
they are your friends and they are there to serve you.
Now, you may have heard rumors about buying gold and silver to save your investments.
Well, don't believe those rumors. Remember, what goes up... must come down;
Gold and silver, being very expensive, must be in a very big bubble and it is going to
pop! So, don't waste your pretty currency on gold
and silver that just sit there and does not do anything.
Your better off having those pretty pieces of paper currency because they come in so
many pretty colors and designs. And the good news is that the government is
printing much much more of them. So much, in fact, that you may even be able
to wallpaper your entire house with them. Wait!
You say that you lost your house because it was forclosed on?
Well, your friends in the government will help you.
They have a plan!
Being your friends, they carefully thought about how to handle
a large number of people, like you, that have a place to live and may be hungry.
In fact, they have for some years built special places for people like you.
In addition, you get to ride in a special train to that special place set up just for
you... for free. Isn't that nice of them?
Once there, you will have the opportunity to meet new and interesting people as all
of you partake in the free food.
Yes free food!
You may have already noticed that food prices have been going way up and you are a little
hungry.
But the good news is that you don't have to buy it anymore because you now have a place
to live and food... and it is free! Now, what could go wrong with that?
I bet, by now, you so excited and happy that the government is your friend and will look
after you, your family, and your friends.
So to all of you... Happy trails!