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Pan De Azucar, Summer 1992.
Turn it off you dumb ***...
How are you calling dumb ***? Dumb ***...
TURN THAT RADIO OFF!
What's wrong old timer? You don't dig Zinatra?
Here we don't like electric noise... - Ask him for some water Anita.
- Is there a car mechanic around by any chance?
Hey! I can fix this...
My God, please don't start...
The one who knows about cars around here, is Velazquez...
- Velazquez... - Now he's up in the hills...
- He' wont be back until Three hours, three hours and a half, to say the least...
Oh God please, *** my freaking life... - HEY! Easy on the swearing boy!
There's decent people here, show some respect! God dammit!
How dare you... City ***...
What's the time? - Hey Old-timer... How come you don't bore to death here?
What a drag living here... Can you imagine?
Nothing ever happens here... - People are more discreet here!...
Things DO happens... But nobody sees them...
You gonna tell us a story? Aren't you...
Pan de Azucar! 1982!...
It happened a few miles from here...
Town of Pan de Azucar, Uruguay, Summer 1982, Ten years earlier.
He was called...
MrBALLS
THE NEVER EVER TOLD STORY OF MrBALLS
We heard that back in SPAIN, He was just an amateur bank robber...
But like the saying goes...
"In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"
MrBALLS earned his nickname, after committing dozens of bank robberies,
...around the Uruguayan countryside.
With nothing but his dear friend, Mr 38...
Although he liked to believe,
...that he was nicknamed after, the abnormal big size of his testicles...
And my God.. he liked to brag about them...
But that stormy night...
MrBalls infamous luck, was getting close to its end...
Oh yea...
*** my life!.
I'm gonna crap on this friggin v8 gas sucking engine!
I should have stole a frigging Mini Morris...
Hello?! Is anybody there?
Hello!?
Hello... How'zit going?
What's wrong? Has the cat eaten your tongue?
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?
Good night grandpa...
It's Don DOGOMAR for you...
Sorry to bother you so late...
My car broke down half a mile from here...
...and I'm wondering if you may have some gas to spare..
It's already too late, and dark to be doing favors to strangers...
Well... sorry for the inconvenience...
...you old fart... - Wait, wait...
It's not safe to spend the night in the open...
...And I wouldn't be a good CRIOLLO, If I don't offer you shelter.
You're too kind, I don't know how to thank you...
You THANK ME by keeping the bird in his nest!
What da...?
That's the only rule around here...
Get inside the house now! It's getting cold out there...
So I guess you're the old man's granddaughter right?
...The daughter?
She's shy, the poor thing...
The money will be safe in here...
Mmmm... Smells like...
Stew...
This is my son... EL MIMO...
My pleasure...
Say hi son... He's the pride and joy of this family.
A little slow in the head, but very fast when running errands...
Not like this cripple here...
A MUTE! Like her god damn mother...
...May God rest her soul...
That's so sad...
Never mind... This way we don't have to suffer her whining..
YOU KNOW HOW THEY CALL HER?!
YOU KNOW HOW THEY CALL HER?!
CHEAP ***!
DO YOU KNOW WHY?!
No, I don't know...
YOU GIVE HER TWO SIPS AND SHE ***'S YOU UP!
- Show some respect to your sister, God dammit!
Testicles...? - Bulls balls.
Balls... - Good for the body.
- What a coincidence...
Because, people call me... MR BALLS...
Because of my courage, and...
...My physical attributes..
Keep in mind that we wake up early in this house!
Tomorrow morning, I'll take some gas from the power generator,
...And you'll be back in the road.
Thanks you Sr, You're too kind...
...And let me tell you Sr..
...you have a charming family.
Cheers! - YOU KNOW HOW'...
Mr Ben Franklin!
What a friend!
Coming!
Come in!
What's wrong child? You've lost something?
God! This must be my lucky day!
But I don't think the old man will appreciate'
Easy with those...
Easy! Easy girl! Not so fast! Not so fast!
PAPA!
EL MIMO!?
THE OLD MAN!
ROSITA!
SOPT THAT GOD DAMMIT!
GET OFF ME!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING!? - Wait, wait...
I told you to keep the bird in his nest...
Dad...?
MR BALLS!
THE GOD DAMN MONEY!
I have to get my money back...
Get me down grandpa! Please!
What happened? Not such a tough guy now?
I can give you money!
If you let me go, I'll tell you where the money is...
...And you can have it all!
Money means nothing to me!
What does that mean? You old fart!
There are some things in life, that worths more than bills...
RESPECT...
...MANNERS...
...AND MODESTY...
I offered you shelter, I share the stew...
And look how you repaid me!...
But don't worry... I'm gonna collect my payment...
Wait! Don't do something crazy!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING OLD ***!?
They said the screams where heard all the way down to Sataderos...
Nobody ever heard again from the spaniard...
...nor THE MONEY...
...which some claim, It's still there... hidden.
In that forgotten room...
...where MR BALLS once gave in to the temptations of the flesh...
...and payed the price...
Stop lying you old fool! You gonna scare the costumers..
Do not believe a single word form him...
...He's crazy like a goat...
Try now...
Hey, you think the old man was full of ***? Right?
Yea... I didn't believe a single word of that story.
What? Don't tell me you wanna pee again...
No dumb-***... LOOK!
No way that's the house from the story babe...
Yea.. dream on...
ANNA! - Yea I know, I know...
The money has to be there!
Wait, maybe we should knock...
Come on!
And you think the money's gonna be there.. Yeap, right...
I'm gonna teach you some respect now...
Say hello to my little friend!
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!