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[Jill] You know... I really thought this guy was ok...
[Jill] (continues) ..gosh... I'm such an idiot..oh god...
[Jill is crying...]
[Jill] (exhales): I'm done with men...
[Rachel] uh huh - [Jill] I've shred my last tears for those.. cruel..
[Jill] ..selfish... - [Rachel] ***.. yeah I know..
[Rachel] So what about women?
[Jill] What about them?
[Rachel] Do you ever think that.. you might be.. .barking up the wrong trees? climbing all the wrong trunks?
[Jill] (snickers) I'm sure I've been climbing the wrong trunks but I do want trunks
[Rachel] Have you ever thought what it might be like... to..
[Jill] and.. you can stop right there...
[Rachel] No... it's too late... I saw a glint in your eyes... I have an idea!!
[Rachel] Excuse me... hi... my latte isn't really latte enough... can I get a fresh one? Thankssss
[Rache] yay! free latte, the last one was yummy!!
[Rachel] Alright, the plan!
[Rachel] Let's see... Monday, I have you on with Kate...
[Rachel] Tuesday... dinner with Lindsey
[Rachel] Wednesday, Donna
[Rachel] Thursday, Janine... Friday, Marta and Saturday, Alex....
[Rachel] Awww... why so droopy dog?
[Jill] I can't believe I'm doing this... I'm not sure if I'd feel comfortable
[Rachel] Honey... don't worry, you'd be fine...
[Rachel] .. and where's that minx with my latte??
[Kate] Jill?
[Jill] Hi! - [Kate] Hi, I'm Kate
[Kate] so nice to meet you... (baby cries) .. I'm so sorry... (baby cries harder)..
[Kim] Hi.. I'm Kim... I can't believe I'm finally meeting you.. Oh my god I'm so nervous, I've just had a craziest day today, but I know this is going to be great day because...
[Kim] (continues) .. when your day is as crazy as mine was.. oh my god, it's gotta end on a good note.. Should I dress up more? Oh! I was almost late... am I late? was I late? do you have a watch?
[Kim] Oh! do you see that woman's shoes? Oh my god, it's so cute!
[Janine] You Jill?
[Jil] ... No.
[Jill] Hey Rach! - [Rachel] (one the phone): Hey! so how's it going so far?
[Jill] Yeah, not so good... I really don't think this was a good idea... I'm sorry... [Rachel] What! so you're done with tonight's date already?
[Jill] No, but she is late and I'm not sure...
[Kate] (on the phone) Not sure what? you still there? [Marta] Hi, you Jill right? [Kate] (on the phone) hello??
[Marta] You know... I don't usually go on a blind dates but.. Rachel speaks very highly of you,
[Marta] (continues) so I figure... what the heck... how bad can it be, right?
[Jill] This ice-cream is incredible I've never had pistachio before..
[Marta] Really!, it's my favorite!
[Marta] You know.. my last girlfriend was a total nightmare .. really territorial... I mean, if I even looked at another girl, she'd just flip out...
[Jill] Oh I know what you mean exactly, my last boy friend was just like that!
[Marta] Boyfriend? - [Jill] Yeah.
[Marta] so you're bi?
[Jill] Oh, I don't know .. I'm just sorta... trying it out.. I guess..
[Marta] (scoffs) Trying it out? are you kidding?
[Jill] I'm sorry... I thought Rachel would have...
[Marta] well, she didn't!!!
[Marta] I'm sorry Jill, but... I'm not some new flavor of ice-cream for you to try!!
[Marta] Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to achieve!
[Rachel] I probably should have warned you.. Marta can be a bit dramatic
[Jill] It's okay.
[Rachel] ..but until then, any sparks?
[Jill] You know... actually... sorta.. I mean..it felt like a real date.. not just girlfriends.. I think I.. liked her...
[Jill] I'm gonna be alone forever, aren't I?
[Rachel] Aww... honey! No! okay, how about you and I take the reservation for tomorrow? we'll just chill out. Don't worry! I'll talk to Alex!
[Jill] You know.. that actually sounds really great. Thanks Rache!
[Jill] You know, I've had more fun tonight than I had on any dates... male or female..
[Rachel] Yeah, me too!
[Rachel] Whoa, what was that?
[Jill] I don't know... it was ... weird.
[Rachel] Umm... It's late... I should probably just go..
[Rachel] ***!!!
[Jill] You know I think...
[Jill] .. one of the reasons my relationships never worked out is..
[Jill] that.. they were never as good as what you and I had...
[Man] We gotta come here more often...
[Jill] So... back to my place for some plain old vanilla?
[Rachel] Sure!!!
[Rachel] wait.. you're saying I'm vanilla?
[Jill] I like vanilla!!!