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MY FIRST GUEST TONIGHT IS KNOWN FOR HER ROLES
IN "MASTERS OF SEX," "MEAN GIRLS," AND "THE INTERVIEW."
HER NEW FILM IS "NOW YOU SEE ME 2."
PLEASE WELCOME, LIZZY CAPLAN.
♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE!
>> THANKS FOR HAVING ME.
IT'S VERY EXCITING TO BE HERE.
I'M A REALLY MASSIVE FAN OF YOURS.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> MY CAT IS ACTUALLY NAMED COLBERT.
>> Stephen: NOW, I HEARD ABOUT THIS EARLIER TODAY AND I THOUGHT
PEOPLE WERE JUST B.S.-ING ME, BUT NOW I GOT THIS PHOTO OF YOUR
CAT PLAYING WITH DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS, Y'ALL, AND THIS CAT'S
NAME IS COLBERT.
>> THOSE ARE HUNDRED-DOLLAR BILLS.
HE'S QUITE WEALTHY.
>> Stephen: A HE?
YES, I WOULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU.
>> Stephen: THAT'S FINE.
I'VE GOT THE HIPS FOR IT.
HE'S PLAYING WITH THE BENJAMINS.
>> YES, BUT THE CAT IS 13 YEARS OLD NOW.
NAMING HIM COLBERT 13 YEARS AGO WAS VERY DIFFERENT.
>> Stephen: WAS HE REALLY NAMED AFTER ME?
>> WHEN YOU WERE A CORRESPONDENT ON THE DAILY SHOW.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Stephen: THIS IS ACTUALLY
BEFORE PEOPLE NAMED THINGS AFTER ME.
>> 100%.
DID YOU HEAR THAT APPLAUSE?
IT WAS LIKE A COOL -- (APPLAUSE)
>> Stephen: NOT COOL ANYMORE.
THEN YOU'VE GOT THE COLBERT REPORT, LIKE MY STREET CRED TOOK
A DIP IMMEDIATELY.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE I WAS SUCCESSFUL?
>> IT'S MAIN STREAM NOW.
>> Stephen: SO NAMING YOUR CAT AFTER SOMEBODY WHO DOES A
NETWORK SHOW ISN'T COOL?
>> I MAY AS WELL NAME HIM COLDPLAY AT THIS POINT.
>> Stephen: HEY -- CHRIS IS A FRIEND NOW.
>> NOTHING AGAINST COLDPLAY BUT I'M NOT NAMING MY CAT COLDPLAY.
>> Stephen: WOULD YOU NAME YOUR CAT RADIO HEAD?
>> YEAH, MAYBE.