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>>> TONIGHT ON "RED EYE."
>> COMING UP ON "RED EYE," IS
OUR NATION'S CAPITAL HOME TO A
TURF WAR BETWEEN VIOLENT
SNOWBALL THROWING GANGS?
WE WILL TAKE YOU INSIDE THE
DEADLY BATTLE GROUND.
PLUS, DOES THE VICE PRESIDENT
WANT TO FORCE THE DEPARTMENT
OF HOMELAND SECURITY TO DEPORT
JUSTIN BIEBER?
>> IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO
DO.
IT IS T CHRISTIAN THING TO
DO.
BUT IT IS ALSO INCREDIBLY
PRACTICAL THING TO DO.
>> AND FINALLY, WHY ARELY
MEASURES -- WHY ARE LEMURS
OBSESSED WITH SELFIES.
NONE OF THESE STORIES ON "RED
EYE" TONIGHT.
>> IN CASE YOU DIDN'T REALIZE
I AM ANDY LEVY FILLING IN FOR
GREG GUTFELD WHO IS OUT
SOMEWHERE PLAYI A HOBBIT.
LET'S WELCOME OUR GUESTS.
IT IS LADIES' NIGHT AND THE
FEELING'S RIGHT.
OH YES, IT IS LADY'S NIGHT, OH
WHAT A NIGHT.
SHE IS ONE SOPHISTICATED
MAMA.
WRITER AND COMEDIAN BONNIE
McFAR LAND, YOU CAN SEE HER
AND HER HUSBAND DOING LIVE POD
CAST TAPINGS OF "MY WIFE HATES
ME" ON MARCH 11th.
FINALLY SOMEBODY HAS A POD
CAST.
>> I DID IT.
>> BUCK SEXTON, HOST OF "REAL
MUSE SETTINGS -- SETTINGS."
AND MICHAEL MOI -- MOYNAHAN.
>> A BLOCK.
THE LEDE.
THAT'S THE FIRST STORY.
HI, ANDY, ARE YOU THE NEW
KING?
>> I JUST MIGHT BE.
DID A NAPKIN OFFEND THE
CAPTAIN?
WE WILL TRY TO ANSWER THAT IN
THE LATEST EDITION OF --
>> IS THIS REAL?
>> SO A PASSENGER ON WEST
JET -- ON A WEST JET AIRLINE
FLIGHT THOUGHT HAVING A PILOT
WHO WAS A LADY WAS SHADY.
HE SCRAWLED ON THE NAPKIN, THE
COCKPIT IS NO PLACE FOR A
WOMAN.
AN HONOR FOR WOMAN IS BEING A
MOTHER NOT CAP TIN.
NOT CAPTAIN.
PS, I WISH THEY WOULD TELL ME
A WOMAN WAS AT THE HELM.
THEY PUBLICLY SHAMED THE GUY
ON FACEBOOK, I RESPECTFULLY
DISAGREE WITH YOUR AGREEMENT
THE COCKPIT AND WE NOW CALL
[BLEEP].
ARE YOU MORE THAN WELCOME TO
DEPLANE WHEN YOU HEARD I WAS A
FAIR LADY.
YOU HAD THAT RIGHT.
>> THANK GOD HE DIDN'T SEE
WHAT HE DREW ON THE BACK OF
THE NAP KEN.
>> I DON'T THINK HE REALLY
GETS IT.
>> ANDY YOUR LAUGH IN THE
BACKGROUND OF THAT.
>> BONNIE, HERE IS THE THING.
I AGREE WITH PROBABLY ALL OF
DAVID'S POINTS.
DO YOU THINK THE CAPTAIN IS
OVERREACTING BECAUSE IT IS
THAT TIME OF THE MONTH?
>> I WILL SAY THIS IS THE
FIRST TIME IN HISTORY THAT AN
AIRLINE HAS RESPONDED TO A
COMPLAINT.
THERE IS THAT ISSUE.
AND I ALSO -- YEAH, I THINK
THAT THEY SHOULD TELL PEOPLE
IF A WOMAN IS A PILOT, AND I
THINK THEY SHOULD ALSO TELL
YOU WHERE SHE IS ON HER
CYCLE.
I THINK THAT'S IMPORTANT.
IT CAN GET HAIRY THERE FOR A
COUPLE OF DAYS.
>> ABSOLUTELY.
BUCK, YOU AGREE THAT AIRLINES
SHOULD LET PASSENGERS KNOW
WHAT THE GENDER OF THE PILOT
IS AND ALSO THEIR RACE.
WHY?
>> I CAN'T LET THAT STAND FOR
ONE SECOND.
>> I AM FAIRLY CERTAIN.
>> HE HAS NOT SEEN A WOMAN IN
THE COCKPIT FOR A LONGTIME.
THAT'S FOR STARTERS.
I WANT TO WRITE A RANDOM BIBLE
VERSE.
PROVERBS, 27.
WHO EVEN KNOWS WHAT HE IS
TALKING ABOUT?
YOU WANT TO BE RUDE TO A
STEARDESS WHO IS BRINGING YOU
THE SHORT BOTTLES.
>> YOU KNOW WHO DOES KNOW HE
WAS ACCURATE WITH THAT?
>> AND IT IS ONE OF THE
COMMANDMENTS, THOU SHALL NOT
BE CAPTAIN.
>> THERE WAS THE LESBIAN
WAITRESS WHO SAID SHE DIDN'T
GET A TIP AND GOT A NASTY
NOTE.
>> SHE WAS NOT A LESBIAN.
>> IS IT POSSIBLE THIS NOTE
WAS A HOAX?
>> I WOULD ASSUME SO.
THERE WAS ALSO ONE ON THE
PLANE.
THEY HAD THE BACK AND FORTH
THING?
>> THAT WAS A TOKES -- THAT
WAS A HOAX.
>> IT WAS A BIG HOAX.
IF THE GUY WAS REAL HE WAS
TOTALLY RIGHT ABOUT EVERY
POINT.
WHAT WAS THE BIBLE VERSE?
>> PROVEBS 31?
>> IS THAT EVEN REAL.
IT IS LIKE TODD 1812 OR
SOMETHING.
IT WAS A GREAT THING AND SHE
IS WRITING BACK AND MAKING
JOKES.
IS THE AIRLINE TOTALLY CLEAR?
IT IS PROBABLY BOGUS.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT AND
THESE PEOPLE ALWAYS WIN.
THEY ALWAYS GET ON -- IT IS
LIKE IN BASEBALL GAMES.
THEY DON'T SHOW PEOPLE WHO RUN
ON THE FIELD ANYMORE.
YOU ARE NOT A JOURNALIST.
>> NO.
>> THEY SHOULD STOP COVERING
THESE THINGS.
THEY ARE ALWAYS FAKE.
>> EVEN WHEN THEY ARE FAKE
THEY ARE OKAY WITH THE PERSON
WHO FAKED IT BECAUSE THEY ARE
RAISING AWARENESS.
>> BY THE WAY YOU ARE A
CULTURAL EDITOR.
>> THAT IS NOT A REAL THING.
>> I JUST FOUND THIS NOTE YOU
WROTE ON THE BACK OF MY NOTE.
YOU WROTE NOTHING.
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK OF ME?
>> I AM OFFENDED.
>> YOU NEED A MAN TO COME
OVER.
>> THAT'S FOR LATER.
I THINK THAT THE WOMEN PILOT,
THE CAPTAINS, ARE A GREAT
IDEA.
ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHO HAVE
KIDS.
YOU KNOW WHY?
THEY WANT TO GET HOME TO THEIR
KIDS.
>> DO THEY THOUGH?
DO THEY?
>> YOU DON'T HAVE KIDS.
>> THERE GOES MY POINT.
>> THERE ARE TWO PEOPLE WHO WE
LOATHE.
>> THERE HAVE BEEN STUDIES
THAT SAY THEY TRUST MALE
PILOTS MORE THAN FEMALE
PILOTS.
IS THAT BECAUSE THERE ARE
FEWER FEMALE PILOTS OR
SOMETHING DEEPER GOING ON
HERE?
>> THERE IS SOMETHING DEEP
GOING ON.
YOU KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT THE
FLIGHT DECK BY THE WAY?
WOMEN HAVE DECKS.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT IS
RIGHT.
>> I DIDN'T HAVE AN ANSWER TO
YOUR QUESTION.
>> MALE PILOTS ARE NEVER
LOST.
>> WOULD YOU LET A WOMAN IN
THE SH A AGGIN WAGON?
>> I WANT TO PULL IT BACK TO
THE COMMENT.
I SAW IT ON TWITTER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, BUT
THERE ARE PEOPLE TWEETING AT
ME.
IT IS ABOUT A *** WAGON
AND IT MADE ME SICK. THINKING
ABOUT BUCK SEXTON WHEN YOU
TALK ABOUT THE *** WAGON.
>> IT IS NOT THAT CLEAN.
>> IT IS A DIRTY WAGON.
>> MY FAVORITE PART OF THE
NOTE WAS WHEN HE GOES OUT OF
HIS WAY TO SAY NOT PC.
WHEN PEOPLE NEED TO GO OUT OF
THEIR WAY TO SAY NOT PC --
>> KEEP IN MIND THESE ARE
CANADIANS.
>> ARE THEY?
>> WHY DID WE EVEN DO THIS
STORY?
>> IT DOESN'T EVEN COUNT.
>> WE ARE GOING TO MOVE OUT.
>> IS HE A SORE LOSER AND AN
OUT OF CONTROL *** OR
BOTH?
A CANADIAN MAN IS SUING A
CASINO FOR WHAT HE LOST DURING
THE PERIOD SAYING HE WAS TOO
DRUNK TO GAMBLE.
HE BLAMES THE DOWNTOWN GRAND
CASINO FOR SERVING HIM TOO
MUCH *** HE BLACKED OUT AND
HE DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER
GAMBLING.
THEY PROHIBIT CASINOS FROM
ALLOWING VISIBLY DRUNK GUESTS
TO GAM -- GAMBLE.
AND JOHNSTON TELLS THE FORMER
NEWS NETWORK CNN, WHAT IF I
HAD GONE TO BED WITH ALL OF
THOSE DRINKS AND I THREW UP ON
MYSELF AND I CHOKED AND DIED.
MY RESPONSIBILITY IS, LOOK, I
HAD DRINKS ON THE PLANE.
AT SOME POINT THAT IS MY
RESPONSIBILITY.
THE UNFORTUNATE PART FOR THEM
IS THEY HAVE A BIGGER
RESPONSIBILITY THAN I DO.
DON'T BE SO *** YOURSELF,
BRO.
I'M SURE IT WASN'T
I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING
LIKE THAT HAPPEN.
TRUST ME.
>> MY FIRST THOUGHT ABOUT THIS
STORY WAS THIS GUY IS A TOOL,
AND HE IS LOOKING TO BLAME
EVERYONE BUT HIMSELF.
MY SECOND THOUGHT ABOUT THE
STORY IS THIS GUY IS A TOOL
AND HE IS LOOKING TO BLAME
EVERYBODY BUT HIMSELF, BUT HE
MIGHT HAVE A CASE.
>> AND HE IS KIND OF A
GENIUS.
IF YOU CAN -- WHAT I DON'T
UNDERSTAND IS IF YOU CAN ERASE
BAD DECISIONS BASED UPON ***
IN LAS VEGAS, LAS VEGAS NO
LONGER HAS AN ECONOMY, RIGHT?
THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS PREMISED
ON PEOPLE CHAIN SMOKING,
DRINKING, NO CLOCKS ANYWHERE,
NO WHERE YOU CAN G OUTDOORS
BECAUSE THEY WANT YOU TO MAKE
BAD DECISIONS INSIDE AND
OUTSIDE THE CASINO I MIGHT
ADD.
IF HE HAS A LEGAL CASE, I AM
SHOCKED.
APPARENTLY THERE IS A STATUTE
OUT THAT SAYS 17 DRINKS IN 20
HOURS THOUGH?
IN MOSCOW THEY WOULD SAY,
THAT'S THE KIDDIE TABLE.
>> YOU SAID YOU HAD TWO
THOUGHTS AND I THOUGHT YOU
WERE GOING FOR A PERSONAL
RECORD WITH THREE.
>> I AM NOT GOING TO YOU NEXT
NOW.
>> DOES EVERYBODY GET FREE
DRINKS AT A CASINO?
I THOUGHT THE WAITRESS LIKED
ME.
I'M LEARNING SO MUCH.
>> NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP
TELLING THEM, THIS ONE IS FOR
MY DAUGHTER.
JAY SHE IS A BIG --
>> SHE IS A BIG DRINKER.
>> HE WAS NOT READING HIS CARS
PROPERLY AND ISN'T THAT WHAT
PEOPLE DO AT CASINOS?
>> IF YOU GO INTO A CASINO AND
YOU ARE SITTING THERE -- WHAT
WAS THE GAME CALLED?
>> IT WAS KUNG POU OR SOME
KIND OF CHINESE CHECKERS.
IT IS NOT OFFENSIVE.
IT IS A REAL GAME.
CHINESE CHECKERS, NOBODY IS
OFFENDED BY THAT.
>> ASIAN CHECKERS.
>> ASIAN CHECKERS.
>> OR CHECKERS.
>> THIS GUY -- I WOK LIKE -- I
WOULD BE LIKE YOU SAW THE
GUY.
>> HE IS LIKE, I HAVE A LOT OF
MONEY.
I CAN LOSE $500,000.
AND THEN HE ACTUALLY WANTS
MORE MONEY.
HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE
ELIMINATED.
HE WANTS TO GET MONEY FOR
ALLOWING THEM TO BE A TOTAL
LIGHT WEIGHT AND BE A TOTAL
IDIOT.
HE HAD A FRIEND.
>> HE WAS SUING FOR DAMAGES.
>> HE HAD A FRIEND WHO WENT
UPSTAIRS AND WENT TO BED AND
WAS SURPRISED EIGHT HOURS
LATER AND HE WAS STILL
DOWNSTAIRS.
SHOULDN'T SHE BE LIKE, DUDE,
YOU'VE LOST SO MUCH MONEY ON
CHINESE CHECKERS AND YOU ARE
REALLY, REALLY DRUNK.
>> I'M SURE THEY WERE DOWN
THERE AND HE WAS REALLY DRUNK
AND HE WAS SUPER, SUPER POLITE
TO HER.
>> MY QUESTION IN THIS WHOLE
THING WAS WHAT IF HE WON BIG?
WHAT IF HE STARTED WINNING?
HE WOULD SNOT BE COMPLAINING.
IT WAS THE FACT THAT HE
TOTALLY LOST THAT THIS IS SUCH
A BIG ISSUE.
MY ONLY CONCERN AND THIS WILL
DETERMINE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE
LAWSUIT, BUT WHO IS LIABLE FOR
THIS SITUATION?
IS IT THE PERSON SERVING HIM
THE DRINK?
IS IT THE CASINO?
IS IT THE PERSON WHO WAS
DEALING THE CARDS ?
IT IS GOING TO DEPEND ON THE
NEVADA LAW WHAT ENDS UP
HAPPENING IN THIS CASE.
>> ISN'T THERE A PRECEDENT --
I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS TRUE.
I AM MAKING THIS UP.
THERE USED TO BE A FACT
CHECKER.
SO YOU CAN JUST TELL ME IF
THIS IS TRUE OR NOT.
A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SUED BARS
FOR LETTING THEM GET DRUNK.
>> YOU COULD SUE FOR EVERY BAD
DECISION YOU MAKE WHILE YOU
ARE DRUNK I WOULD BLAME PIZZA
PLACE, THE TATTOO PARLOR AND
MY HUSBAND AND MY DAUGHTER.
>> AREN'T PEOPLE JUST GOING TO
ACT REALLY DRUNK IN THE
CASINOS AND THEN IF THEY START
LOSING THEY CAN SAY IT IS NOT
MY FAULT.
>> IT IS A CLOAK OF
INVINCIBILITY.
I PREFER THE MULTIPLE
PERSONALITY DISORDER.
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN
TELL THEM APART.
>> HE SAYS HE HAS NO MEMORY OF
44 HOURS OF THE WEEKEND.
DOESN'T HE HAVE BIGGER
PROBLEMS THAN HIS GAMBLING IS
LOS LIKE MAYBE ALCOHOLISM?
>> I THINK SO.
I THINK HE SHOULD SUE ALCOHOL
PEOPLE, THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE
THE ALCOHOL.
>> THAT'S THE LEGAL TERM, THE
ALCOHOL PEOPLE.
>> I AM THE MOM.
>> DON'T YOU KNOW, SUE THOSE
PEOPLE, THOSE MEAN PEOPLE
GIVING ALL OF THE ***.
SO EVIL THOSE PEOPLE.
>> YOU ARE EVEN BETTER AT IT
THAN ME.
>> HE SAID HE HAD 10 DRINKS
BEFORE HE GOT TO THE CASINO
AND THEN HAD 10 MORE AT THE
CASINO.
I JUST FEEL LIKE AT SOME POINT
YOU HAVE TO SAY THERE IS
SOMETHING WRONG.
>> HE SAID I TAKE
RESPONSIBILITY .
>> I THINK IT WAS THE 14th
DRINK.
THE FIRST 13 WERE ON HIM.
>> THAT'S WHAT THEY HAVE ON
LUNCH ON "MAD MEN."
MAYBE HE DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH
EXPERIENCE DRINKING.
>> THEY MIGHT HAVE TRIED TO
CUT HIM OFF.
HE WOULD SAY DO YOU KNOW HOP
MONEY I HAVE?
I COME HERE ALL THE TIME.
I WILL SUE YOU.
I WILL SUE YOU. KEEP SERVING
HIM.
GIVE HIM ALL OF THIS MONEY AND
THEN THEY HAPPENS.
>> I FEEL LIKE THE WAY CASINOS
OPERATE, THEY DON'T GIVE YOU A
LOT OF LEEWAY.
>> THEY TAKE THE HAPPENED AND
THE HAMMER.
THEY TAKE THE HAND AND THE
HAMMER.
>> LET'S LET THIS RIDE A
LITTLE.
>> ALL RIGHT, DO WE HAVE TIME
FOR THE NEXT STORY?
YES WE DO.
>> I HOPE SO.
>> DO OUR YOUTH THINK THE
PARTY IS UNCOUTH?
THAT'S UP ACCORDING TO THE PEW
RESEARCH CENTER AND REPRESENTS
THE HIGHEST DEGREE OF
SATISFACTION FOR ANY
GENERATION THAT THEY RECORDED
IN THE 25 YEARS OF THE
SURVEY.
WHILE A STRONG MAJORITY
REPRESENTS MARRIAGE AND POLL
LEGALIZATION, RUMORS OF A A
VAST LIBERTARIAN GROUND SWELL
ARE OVERSTATED GIVEN THAT HALF
SUPPORT BIGGER GOVERNMENT.
THAT'S THE HIGHEST PERCENTAGE
>> IS THAT LAUREN?
>> OBVIOUSLY I AM GOING TO THE
ONLY MILENNIAL ON THE PANEL.
DOES THIS REFLECT YOU AND YOUR
FRIENDS?
>> I JUST VOTE FOR WHO EVER
KIM KARDASHIAN VOTES FOR.
THAT MEANS WHO EVER CHLOE --
KHLOE DOESN'T.
>> YOU ARE A TRUMP VOTER IS
WHAT YOU ARE SAYING.
>> DO YOU THINK KIM IS SMART
OR KHLOE IS SO STUPID?
>> KHLOE IS BIG.
>> REALLY YOU ARE GOING TO
VOTE THE SAME AS SOMEBODY WHO
IS A MONSTER?
>> A PHYSICAL MONSTER.
BUCK WHEN THEY ASK WHICH PARTY
THEY LEAN TOWARD, FAR MORE
SAID DEMOCRATS THAN THE
REPUBLICANS.
THAT'S PROBABLY NOT A GOOD
SIGN FOR THE GOP, IS IT?
>> IT IS NOT A GOOD SIGN. IF
YOU ARE ONE OF THESE
INDEPENDENTS WHO LIENS
CONSERVATIVES, YOU ARE A
CONSERVATIVE.
YOU ARE JUST SAYING YOU ARE AN
INDEPENDENT SO YOU CAN HOOKUP
WITH CHICKS.
>> IS THAT WHY I DO IT?
>> I CAN ONLY SPEAK FOR THE
MALE SIDE OF THE EQUATION.
THE DEMOCRATS -- GOSH, YOU
GUYS ARE JUST ALL FULL OF
MALARKEY.
THEY REALIZE BARACK OBAMA IS
BAD AT HIS JOB.
BUT THEY CAN'T VOTE FOR THE
REPUBLICANS BECAUSE
HALLIBURTON.
>> I DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT
IT IS.
>> I'M A DEMOCRAT RIGHT UP
UNTIL TAX TIME.
THEN I SWITCH OVER.
>> MONEY GNAW HAN, I --
MOYNIHAN I WAS PROMISED A
LIBERTARIAN.
>> YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A
BELT.
AS SOMEBODY WHO LEANS
LIBERTARIAN, THE THING IS
THERE IS A NUMBER OF MARIJUANA
LEGAL IZATION THAT IS UP FROM
2006.
LIBERTARIANS LIKE MYSELF DELU
DE OURSELVES.
THEY JUST LIKE DRUGS A LOT.
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH
THAT.
THAT IS GREAT.
THAT'S WHY I'M A LIBERTARIAN.
THEY LIKE DRUGS AND GAY
MARRIAGE AND THEY DON'T LIKE
PAYING COLLEGE LOANS.
THAT'S THE BIG GOVERNMENT
BIT.
>> THEY THINK IT OPERATES LIKE
CALL OF DUTY AND IT DOESN'T.
I CAN TELL THAW.
>> SOMETIMES THEY CAN KILL
NAZIS.
>> I WAS THINKING OF MODERN
WARFARE.
>> THAT IS THE ONLY PARTY I
ASSOCIATE WITH, THE NAZI
PARTY.
>> LAST WORD TO YOU AS A
MILENIALL.
>> I AM A STRONG AND MPPED --
AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN.
I PAY MY OWN BILLS.
I DON'T NEED A MAN.
>> I AM GOING TO LET YOU KEEP
GOING.
>> I TALKED TO MY FRIENDS.
IT IS SO HARD TO SAY YOU FALL
INTO ONE OR THE OTHER.
THEY SEE IN GRAY OR RAINBOWS.
I AM NOT OPPOSED TO EITHER.
>> THAT WAS NICE.
>> YOU SHOULD MOVE TO CANADA.
THEY HAVE THREE PARTIES.
>> DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
>> ONE IS THE NAZI PARTY.
>> NO, I AM MARRIED TO A
JEWISH MAN.
>>> SHE IS THE BELL OF THE
BALL.
SHE FOUND OUT SHE COULD MAKE
HER TUITION COSTS FALL BY
MAKING MEN RISE.
SHE WAS ACTING IN ADULT
FILMS.
BUT WHEN NEWS SPREAD ON CAMPUS
SHE RECEIVED HATEFUL BACKLASH
ABOUT *** DOERS.
NOT REALLY, BUT IF WE SAY
THERE IS A NATIONWIDE DEBATE
WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT.
NOW SHE IS ON PIERS MORGAN AND
DID HI WE NEED TO COME
TO A A LEVEL OF UNDERSTANDING
FOR THAT.
>> I GIVE THAT SHOW ANOTHER
THREE WEEKS TOPS.
LET'S SEE HOW THE FELINE
TON ME IS SO INCREDIBLY
FREEING.
>> SMART TAKE.
SHE SAYS WE ARE REPRESSED
EVERY DAY AND IT IS INCREDITED
WHREE WHREE -- INCREDIBLY
FREEING.
>> I AM OPPRESSED EVERY OTHER
DAY.
I FIND *** SLIGHTLY FREEING.
I HALF AGREE WITH HER.
OH MAN, THIS GIRL.
I THINK IT IS WONDERFUL SHE IS
GETTING SO MUCH EXPOSURE.
DID YOU LIKE THAT?
>> WE WILL EDIT THAT OUT.
>> SHE SAYS THE SCHOOLS ARE
EXPENSIVE.
THAT'S WHY SHE IS DOING THIS.
YOU CAN GET A GREAT EDUCATION
AT A SCHOOL THAT IS NOT
$60,000.
YOU DON'T NEED THAT.
SO THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO
FIND MONEY.
IF YOU REALLY WANT TO BE
FREED, JUMP OUT OF A PLANE AND
GET ARRESTED AND BREAK OUT.
THERE ARE OTHER THINGS YOU CAN
DO.
>> SHE SAID IT IS HIPOCRITICAL
THAT THE SAME SOCIETY THAT
CONDEMNS HER CONSUMES HER.
I AGREE WITH THAT, DON'T I?
>> YEAH, SEE -- I DON'T KNOW.
BILL BUCKLEY HAD A GREAT
EXPRESSION.
SHE IS LIKE A PIE PIE PIE --
PIROMANIAC WITH STRAW MEN.
A BUNCH OF BROS WERE LIKE,
DUDE IT IS A *** STAR.
SOCIETY TELLS US NOT TO -- NO,
THEY DON'T.
NO ONE IS TELLING ME NOT TO
HAVE SEX.
>> SOMEBODY PROBABLY SHOULD.
>> THE WOMEN I PAY MONEY --
ANYWAY THIS IS LIKE THE FAKEST
STORY EVER.
WHAT IT DOES IS ALLOWS THESE
PEOPLE ON CERTAIN BLOGS THAT
YOU ARE GOING TO -- I DON'T
KNOW WANT TO NAME THEM BUT
THEY DO THIS WHOLE THING ON
*** SHAMING.
THERE IS ANOTHER SHAMING.
>> HAIR SHAMING.
NAZI SHAMING.
>> THE THING IS YOU CAN'T MAKE
JUDGMENTS ANYMORE?
THAT'S THE WAY YOU CUTOFF
DEBATE.
IF YOU SAY I DON'T THINK IT IS
THE BEST WAY TO PAY FOR
COLLEGE FROM YOU HAVING SEX
WITH GUYS GUYS WITH TRIBAL
TATTOO ON THEIR [BLEEP].
>> DID YOU SAY TRIBAL
[BLEEP]?
WOW.
>> THAT'S MY ISSUE NOW.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT NOW.
>> I THINK IT IS FINE TO DO
WHATEVER YOU WANT AND TO PUT
YOURSELF THROUGH COLLEGE.
IT IS THE WHOLE IDEA THAT SHE
WANTS EVERYONE TO -- I MEAN
WHEN I WAS DOING *** TO PUT
MYSELF THROUGH THE TRAINING
PROGRAM AT TASTY FREEZE I DID
NOT ASK FOR EVERYBODY TO GET
BEHIND ME -- WELL I DID, BUT
THAT WAS A DIFFERENT THING.
IT IS NOT EMPOWER MEANT.
THEY TRY TO MAKE IT INTO AN
EMPOWER MEANT THICK.
THE THING IS YOU DON'T NEED
EMPOWER MEANT.
NOBODY IS STOPING YOU.
>> BUCK, YOU WERE UPSET WHEN
THEY CALLED HER A *** STAR
AND SHE ONLY MADE SEVEN MOVIES
THAT YOU KNOW OF.
>> THERE ARE BETTER NAMES OUT
THERE.
SHOW CHOSE IT BECAUSE OF
AMANDA KNOX THE ONE THAT MAY
OR MAY NOT HAVE KILLED HER
ROOMMATE WHICH IS CREEPY TO
BEGIN WITH.
THE LIBERTARIAN WANTED TO LIKE
HER.
ONCE SHE STARTED DRONING ON
ABOUT PATRIARCHY AND ALL OF
THIS WOMEN STUDIES CRAP, I'M
DONE WITH YOU.
I'M TAKING YOUR MOVIES AND
HAVING A BONFIRE OUT BACK.
I AM NOT DOWN WITH THIS
ANYMORE.
THE WORST TV HOST SINCE CHEVY
CHASE, PIERCE PIERS MORGAN.
>> WHO THE HELL ORDERS ***
DVD'S THESE DAYS?
>> PROBABLY CHEVY CHASE AND
ALLEN THICKE.
>> I LOVE THAT TOO.
SHE WAS FIGHTING BACK, BUT I
DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
SHE NAMED HERSELF AS A ***
STAR AND LIBERATED HERSELF.
>> SHE MAKES IT CLEAR THAT SHE
IS NOT --
>> BUT ALSO THE BELL PART IS
FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST.
>> SHE SAYS PEOPLE ARE BEING
MEAN TO ME.
NO THE MEN ARE NOT BEING MEAN
TO YOU.
>> HAVE TO MOVE ON.
COMING UP TOM CRUISE IS
GETTING MORE AND MORE INTO
MEN -- TIONING SCIENTOLOGY IN
INTERVIEWS.
AND WHAT WILL THEY SAY ABOUT
CROCODILES?
I DON'T KNOW.
WE WILL JUST SIT IN SILENCE
BE
>>> THEY ARE DEVOID OF THEIR
DROIDS.
AT LEAST THAT WAS THE PLAN FOR
YESTERDAY FOR WHAT THE TOWN OF
NEEDHAM, MASSACHUSETTS THOUGHT
WOULD BE A PHONE FREE FRIDAY.
THEY GATHERED TOGETHER TO TURN
OFF GADGETS AND TUNE INTO
THEIR FAMILY LIFE.
WE TRIED TO GET A COMMENT TO
SEE HOW THE DAY WENT, BUT NOT
A SINGLE PERSON ANSWERED OUR
CALLS.
I AM GUESSING THEY ARE
PROBABLY ALL DEAD.
BONNIE, IF WE ALL TURN OFF OUR
PHONES, WON'T WE REALIZE HOW
MUCH WE HATE ACTUALLY TALKING
TO PEOPLE?
>> I FEEL IT NOW.
YOU KNOW, ESPECIALLY WITH
TEENAGERS I WOULD MUCH RATHER
CARRY ON A CONVERSATION.
I FEEL LIKE WE SHOULD DO A
MEDICALLY-ENDUCED COMA FOR
EVERYONE 18 TO 25 OR
SOMETHING.
>> MEDICALLY ENDUCED COMA
FRIDAYS SOUNDS FUN FOR
EVERYONE.
LET'S TAKE A DAY.
>> I THINK THERE IS A PAY
SERVICE FOR THAT IN NEW YORK.
>> KAHN GET MEDICALLY
ENDUCED -- YOU CAN GET
MEDICALLY ENDUCED?
>> I THINK SOMETHING LIKE
THAT.
>> DON'T WE HAVE PHONE FREE
DAYS?
ISN'T IT CALLED HONORING THE
SAB ATH?
>> ARE YOU JEWISH?
>> YES.
>> I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW
THAT.
IT DOES PRESIDENT -- IT
DOESN'T CHANGE MY OPINION.
>> ONLY BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T
LIKE ME BEFORE.
>> NO, NOW I JUST HAVE A
REASON.
NEEDHAM, MASSACHUSETTS, A REAL
NICE TOWN.
I AM FROM MASSACHUSETTS.
IT IS A LOVELY PLACE.
YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO
EVERYONE FROM NEEDHAM, SO
THAT'S WHY EVERYBODY IS ON
THEIR PHONES.
IT IS REALLY POOR AND THEY
DON'T HAVE TV'S.
>> THEY SHOULD STAY OFF THEIR
FLIP PHONES?
>> THEY ALL HAVE THE JITTER
BUG PHONE.
>> STOP POOR SHAMING.
>> IT IS NEEDHAM SHAMING.
THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
BEFORE PHONES I GREW UP IN AN
ERA BEFORE THERE WERE PHONES.
NOBODY LIKED EACH OTHER.
WE FOUND OTHER THINGS TO DO.
IT IS NOT LIKE IF YOU TAKE
AWAY ELECTRONICS AND INSTAGRAM
THAT IT WILL BE LIKE A COKE
COMMERCIAL AND EVERYONE IS
DANCING AROUND A RAINBOW AND
TALKING AND WRITING SHORT
STORIES.
PEOPLE HATE EACH OTHER AND
THEY ALWAYS HAVE.
>> IS THIS A GOOD IDEA?
>> PHONES ARE NOT DESTROYING
CIVILIZATION.
IT IS PEOPLE WHO ARE USING
FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY IN THEIR
FOOD.
IT IS PEOPLE WHO WANT A TEXT
MESSAGE IN A MOVIE WHILE YOU
TRY TO ENJOY THE LATEST HITS
ON THE SCREEN.
IT IS PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SEEM TO
FIGURE OUT YOU NEED TO USE THE
VIBRATE INSTEAD OF RING BUTTON
FOR TEXT MESSAGES AND E-MAILS
AND PHONE CALLS.
>> I AM THESE PEOPLE! I DO
ALL OF THESE THINGS.
>> WE CAN'T EVEN GET TO YOU
TURN OFF YOUR PHONE FOR AN
HOUR TO DO THIS SHOW.
THERE IS NO WAY YOU WOULD DO
IT ALL DAY.
>> I TEXT DURING COMMERCIALS.
>> CAN ANYONE GO A FULL DAY
THOUGH?
ARE WE CAVE MEN, SIR?
>> AS LONG AS YOU CAN USE YOUR
COMPUTER OR IPAD.
>> BUT REALLY BECAUSE OF THE
ADVANCEMENT OF TECHNOLOGY, OH
YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR PHONES.
NOW THE KIDS HAVE THE WATCHES
THAT ARE THE PHONES.
THEY HAVE THE THINGS AND THEY
WILL JUST -- WHATEVER.
>> I ACTUALLY HAVE A THEORY.
THE GUY BEHIND THIS WANTS TO
*** SOMEBODY.
HE FIGURED IF HE CAN GET
EVERYONE IN THE TOWN TO SHUT
THEIR PHONES OFF HE CAN GET
OUT OF TOWN BEFORE ANYBODY IS
CONTACTING ANYBODY.
>> IT IS LIKE CLOSE YOUR
EYES.
>> IF YOU ARE GOING TO DO
SOMETHING BAD, LEAVE YOUR
PHONE.
ACTUALLY TAKE THE BATTERY
OUT.
>> HE GOT THE WHOLE TOWN TO
SHUT THEIR PHONES DOWN.
>> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO UH
CAUSE HIM OF ON TELEVISION?
>> STRAIGHT UP ***.
>> DO YOU THINK HE MURDERED
SOMEBODY?
>> PROBABLY. IT WAS PROBABLY
RELIGIOUSLY MOTIVATED.
>> BREAKING NEWS.
>> WE WILL CHECK GOOGLE
TOMORROW.
>> NEXT STORY IT SEEMS MOST
PEOPLE DON'T PUT THEIR MONEY
WHERE THEIR MOUSE IS.
A STUDY FROM UC SAN DIEGO SAYS
THERE IS MORE HYPE THAN
FUNDS.
THE CAMPAIGN HAD 1.2 MILLION
MEMBERS AND BROUGHT IN ONLY 8
CENTS PER LIKE.
EVEN THOUGH THEY KILL MILLIONS
OF TREES THEY ARE THAT BETTER
MONEY MAKER.
MICHAEL THIS IS SIMPLE.
CLICKING LIKE ORIE TWEET -- OR
RETWEETING SOMETHING IS EASY
TO DO.
>> IT IS THE SECOND THING THAT
IS MORE IMPORTANT.
IT IS ALWAYS THE THINGS
THAT -- TALK ABOUT INSTAGRAM
AND PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR FOOD, I
MEAN ALL OF THIS IS SIGMA
FYING FOR YOUR FRIENDS.
SIGNIFYING.
IT IS THE SAME THING WITH
POLITICS.
LOOK, I CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE
OF DARFOR EXCEPT I THINK THAT
MAY BE IN INDIANA.
WE NEED TO GET THEM JITTER BUG
PHONES.
NOBODY IS SAVED AND THERE IS
GENOCIDE ALL OVER THE WORLD.
>> DOES THIS PROVE THAT WE
WANT -- ALL WE CARE ABOUT IS
HOW WE LOOK TO OTHERS?
NOT ME, BUT MOST PEOPLE?
>> I LIKE HOMELESS PEOPLE BY
PATTING THEM ON THE HEAD IN
REAL LIME.
>> INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM
MONEY?
>> YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO
GIVE HOMELESS PEOPLE MONEY
BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY
WILL WANT TO SPEND THE MONEY
ON?
>> FOOD.
>> A HOME.
LAST THING WE NEED ARE MORE
HIGH RISK BUYERS IN THE
MARKET.
>> DO YOU AGREE THESE
CAMPAIGNS RAISE AWARENESS EVEN
IF THEY DON'T RAISE MONEY.
>> I WOULDN'T, BUT I COULD.
HERE IS MY PROBLEM WITH IT.
THE FACT THAT THE PEOPLE THAT
DO THIS ARE TAKE NO ACTION
PEOPLE.
WHAT BOTHERS ME IS THE
TRANSFERENCE OF YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT DARFUR?
>> THERE WAS ALL OF THIS --
>> I DIDN'T HAVE A GAY
MARRIAGE THING.
PEOPLE ARE LIKE, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU?
WHAT KIND OF A BIGOT ARE YOU?
>> THEY TAKE IT TO THAT NEXT
LEVEL.
>> HE HAS IT COMING.
>> IT IS LIKE TIBETAN
FREEDOM.
PEOPLE WERE THINKING IT WAS
JUST A CONCERT.
IT WAS LIKE THE NAME OF THE
CONCERT.
IT WAS NOT A COUNTRY THAT
WANTED FREEDOM.
>> SHOCKED AFTER ALL OF THOSE
BEASTIE BOYS CONCERTS I WENT
TO ARE STILL NOT FREE.
>> JOANNE, COULD THIS MAYBE
EXPLAIN YOUR FAILED ATTEMPTS
AT ON-LINE DATING?
A LOT OF CLICKS, BUT THEN --
>> A LOT OF CLICKS AND NO
ACTION.
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?
YOU SENT ME THAT MESSAGE
ON-LINE.
>> HONESTLY THE WAY TO GET
PEOPLE INVOLVED OR THE WAY TO
WOO PEOPLE IS BY HARASSING
THEM ON THE STREET.
I GIVE AWAY $18 A MONTH TO
DIFFERENT ORGANIZATIONS AND
THEY STOP ME ON THE STREET AND
I COULDN'T SAY NO.
YOU ARE CONSTANTLY ASKED TO
GIVE MONEY.
>> YOU CAN'T MAKE EYE
CONTACT.
>> DO YOU WANT TO GIVE A
DOLLAR TO SICK KIDS?
NO.
>> THEY BLOCK YOU LIKE A PACK
OF WOLVES.
YOU CAN'T GET AROUND THEM.
>> WE LEARNED YOU ARE A
HORRIBLE PEOPLE AND NOW LET'S
MOVE ON.
>> I WANT TO SPEND MY MONEY ON
ME.
>> TIME TO TAKE A BREAK.
SPOILER ALERT, SOMETHING
FRIGHTENING.
>>> SHOULD WE HAVE CHOSEN TO
LEAVE IT FROZEN?
RESEARCHERS REVIVED A DORMANT
GIANT VIRUS FOUND IN AN ICE
CORE IN THE SIBERIAN TUNDRA.
HAVE I NO IDEA WHY EITHER, BUT
THEY SAID IT COULD DESTROY
MICROBES HARMFUL TO HUMANS.
IT ONLY AFFECTS AMEBA, BUT THE
REVIVAL IN A LAB SHOWS PROOF
THAT WE COULD EVENTUALLY
RESURRECT VIRUSES FROM
DIFFERENT PERIODS.
TRANSLATION, WE JUST DUG UP
THE MEGA-TRON OF VIRUSES AND
IT COULD KILL EVERYBODY.
JOE, HOW ARE YOU?
>> NOT VERY GOOD NOW.
NOT VERY GOOD.
>> I WOULDN'T THINK SO.
>> THEY SAY THIS VIRUS ONLY
AFFECTS AMEBA, BUT WE HAVE
HEARD THAT BEFORE.
>> YES.
I DON'T TRUST SCIENTISTS OUT
OF RUSSIA DEALING WITH
VIRUSES.
THE WORST PART IS, THESE
SCIENTISTS WENT LOOKING FOR
THE VIRUSES.
WHAT'S THE MATTER?
NOT ENOUGH VIRUSES FOR YOU,
SCIENTISTS?
>> DON'T YOU THINK WE
SHOULDN'T MESS WITH ANYTHING?
IT SURVIVED 30,000 YEARS AND
THAT IS MORE THAN A DINOSAUR
SURVIVED.
>> WELL YEAH, THIS VIRUS HAS
BEEN AROUND AS LONG AS
HIGHLANDER AND YOU DON'T MESS
WITH HIGHLANDER.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
>> THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE,
JOE.
>> ANY GUESSES AS TO WHAT THIS
GIANT SUPER VIRUS WOULD DO TO
A HUMAN?
>> PROBABLY KILL NEW A PAINFUL
FASHION WHILE INFECTING THOSE
WHO CARE ABOUT YOU.
BUT I SAY THAT ABOUT ANY
VIRUS.
>> YOU SAY THAT ABOUT A LOT OF
HOUSEHOLD PRODUCTS TOO.
>> DO YOU THINK THERE IS
ANYWAY WE CAN USE THESE
VIRUSES TO OUR ADVANTAGE?
>> THE GOOD THING IS THEY
KILLED AMIGO -- AMEBAS IN THE
PAST.
WE WOULD HAVE TO GO TO ALASKA
OR CANADA WHEN THINGS COOL OFF
WITH RUSSIA.
A NEW TOPIC, CROCODILES ARE
ABLE TO CLIMB TREES.
FOUR SPECIES ON THREE
CONTINENTS THEY WERE SEEN
CLIMBING TREES IN ONE CASE 13
FEET ABOVE THE GROUND.
JOE, I'M GUESSING YOU ARE
TERRIFIED OF GROUND-BASED
CROCODILES SO THIS HAS TO BE
SCARY FOR YOU TO EVEN IMAGINE
THIS.
>> IT IS TERRIFYING.
THE WORST PART IS WE ARE
PROBABLY JUST NOW LEARNING
ABOUT THE CROCODILES BEING
ABLE TO CLIMB BECAUSE ALL OF
THE PEOPLE WHO SAW THEM CLIMB
IT FIRST ARE DEAD.
>> IF THEY CAN CLIMB TREES
THEY CAN PROBABLY CLIMB
FENCES, RIGHT?
>> ALMOST CERTAINLY.
IF THEY CAN CLIMB TREES, THEN
THEY CAN MOST CERTAINLY CLIMB
A FENCE SO NO ONE IS SAFE.
SAY ARE YOU IN A SECOND STORY
APARTMENT YOU ARE ON THE MENU
FOR CROCODILE.
>> SAY A CROC IS CHASING YOU
AND YOU ARE NOT A FAST RUNNER
AND YOU SEE A TREE, WHAT DO
YOU DO?
>> CROCODILES DON'T CUT LEFT
AND RIGHT SO YOUR BEST BET IS
TO CUT LEFT AND RIGHT REALLY
FAST UNTIL YOU GET TO THE GUN
STORE.
>> ALWAYS SOUND ADVICE.
NEXT TOPIC, WORKERS AT A
FUNERAL HOME FOUND A MAN ALIVE
AND KICKING WHEN THEY OPENED A
BODY BAG READY TO EMBALM HIM.
HIS PACEMAKER STOPPED WORKING
AND THEN STARTED AGAIN.
DO YOU EVER FEAR SOMEBODY WILL
PUT YOU IN A BODY BAG WHILE
ARE YOU SLEEPING?
>> NOT UNTIL YOU JUST SAID
THAT.
NOW MY NUMBER ONE FEAR IS
THAT.
>> GLAD I COULD HELP.
I AM ACTUALLY SCARED AND YOU
PROBABLY ARE TOO, BUT WHAT IF
YOU WERE THE FUNERAL WORKER
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN THE GUY IN
THE BODY BAG STARTS KICKING?
>> THAT'S THE BEST THING THAT
CAN HAPPEN TO ONE OF THE
FUNERAL WORKER IS ONE OF THE
CLIENTS IS ALIVE.
BUT IT IS AWKWARD WHEN YOU
KILL THAT CLIENT FOR BEING A
ZOMBIE.
THE GOOD NEWS IS HE WON'T BE
MISSED.
>> ANY TIPS TO MAKE SURE YOU
DON'T ACCIDENTALLY END UP IN A
BODY BAG WHILE STILL ALIVE?
>> IF A DOCTOR SAYS YOU ARE
DEAD, ALWAYS GET A SECOND
OPINION.
>> SOUND ADVICE.
YOU ARE FULL OF SOUND ADVICE,
JOE.
I APPRECIATE THAT.
COPS ARE SEARCHING FOR A MAN
WHO IS IS YOUR MATING ON
PEOPLE NEAR THE UNIVERSITY OF
FLORIDA CAMPUS.
THEY SAY THEY WERE STANDING
WITH THEIR BACKS TO THE MAN
AND HE RAN AWAY WHILE
CONFRONTED.
ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT THIS
SPREADING ACROSS THE COUNTRY?
>> THIS IS THE FIRST THING
THAT HAPPENED SINCE AARON
HERNANDEZ WENT NORTH.
SECOND OF ALL, I AM ALWAYS
WORRIED ABOUT PEOPLE TRYING TO
PEA ON YOU.
THE WORST THING ABOUT SOMEBODY
PING ON -- PEAKING ON YOUR
JELLY -- PEEING ON YOUR
JELLYFISH STING IS WHEN YOU
FIND OUT THAT'S NOT THE CURE.
>> DO YOU THINK IT MAY MAKE
YOU A TARGET?
>> A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE PICKING
ON ON ME BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A
NICE GUY AND THAT'S ALWAYS
GOING TO BE A PROBLEM.
>> SHOULD WE ALL WEAR
RAINCOATS WHEN WE GO OUTSIDE?
>> THAT'S NOT GOING TO SOLVE
THE PROBLEM BECAUSE BEST CASE
SCENARIO IS SOMEBODY IS
PEAKING ON YOUR RAIN COAT.
>> I GUESS I NEVER LOOKED AT
IT THAT WAY.
MI TIPS TO UH -- ANY TIPS TO
AVOID GETTING PEED ON?
>> KEEP YOUR HEAD ON A SWIVEL
AND BE SUSPICIOUS WHEN
SOMEBODY PULLS THEIR FLY
DOWN.
>> THANKS A LOT.
OUTSTANDING AS USUAL.
I AM NOW SCARED TO DEATH.
>> THANK YOU, SIR.
>> COMING UP, OUR LAST STORY.
>>> YOU CAN SEE JOANNE ON "FOX
AND FRIENDS" AT 9:00 A.M.
EASTERN TIME.
AND A NEW "RED EYE" RETURNS ON
MONDAY WITH GREG HOSTING.
GUESTS NEXT WEEK INCLUDE DANA
PERINO AND NICK GILLESPIE AND
PJ O'ROURKE.
>> E BLOCK.
LAST STORY.
THAT'S THE LAST STORY.
NASA ROBOTS, JUPITER, MOON.
THE ALLEGED SPACE AGENCY IS
PLANNING AN UNMANNED MISSION
TO A MOON OF JUPITER.
IT IS KNOWN TO CONTAIN WATER
MEANING THE POSSIBILITY OF
LIFE EXISTS THERE.
AND NASA'S CHIEF FINANCIAL
OFFICER SAYS ONE OF THE
MISSION'S GOAL WOULD BE TO
SEARCH FOR LIFE THAT IS UNDER
THE MOON'S ICY SURFACE.
ONE HARVARD ASTRONOMER FINDS
IT EXCITING BECAUSE, QUOTE,
THERE MIGHT BE FISH UNDER THE
ICE.
BONNIE, ARE YOU EXCITED FOR
THE SPACE FISH?
>> NO.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE -- THEY
ALWAYS SAY THERE IS INTELIGENT
LIFE OUT THERE.
THERE IS IS BARELY INTELLIGENT
LIFE OUT HERE.
IT IS NOT, NO.
>> I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
WE ARE IT.
FIND YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE
NOW.
>> IT IS NOT HERE.
>> BUCK, SHOULDN'T NAYS SAY GO
TO OUR MOON FOR -- NASA GO TO
OUR MOON FOR REAL.
>> THEY ARE SO BUSY BEING PART
OF THE FEMA CAMPS.
THEY DO TAKE CLIMATE CHANGE AS
A MANDATE.
AS A SAFETY TIP, APPARENTLY
TELLING A LADY YOU WOULD LIKE
TO GO TO JUNE -- JUPITER'S
WATERY MOON IS NOT A GOOD
IDEA.
>> WHAT IF IT IS A SPACE
*** WAGON?
>> YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO
TELL ANYBODY.
>> JOE, EARLIER TODAY YOU
BROUGHT UP THE FACT THAT THE
END OF THE MOVIE "2010 SPACE
ODYSSEY" WE GOT A LETTER.
CAN YOU PUT THAT UP?
THE MESSAGE SAID ALL OF THESE
WORLDS ARE YOURS.
YOU SAID YOU DON'T THINK IT IS
COOL TO TEMPT FATE?
>> NO.
THIS WAS A CLEAR SUCCESS MEG
AND WE ARE -- CLEAR MESSAGE
AND WE ARE TREADING ON
DANGEROUS WATERS.
HOWEVER, I DO LOVE SUSHI.
IF WE GOT THIS FISH, I'M SURE
IT WOULD BE SUPER TASTY AND I
WOULD LIKE TO TRY.
IT ALTHOUGH THE RADIATION THAT
SURROUNDS IT MAKES ME
NERVOUS.
THEY SAY THERE IS ALREADY
RADIATION IN OUR WATER.
SO I WILL BE USED TO IT.
>> THEY DO SAY THAT.
>> QUICKLY, THIS WON'T HAPPEN
UNTIL THE MID2020'S.
>> I AM DYING NOW, QUICKLY.
>> YOU DIED MORE IN THE LAST
HOUR.
>> I DON'T CARE.
I HAVE LEG CANCER.
WE TALKED ABOUT IN IN THE
GREEN ROOM.
THEY ARE GOING TO TAKE MY
LIBERTARIAN CARD 8 WAY
AGAIN -- AWAY AGAIN IF WE
DON'T FIND SPACE FISH.
>> YOU GOT A VIRTUAL HIGH FIVE
FROM RON PAUL FOR THAT ONE.
>> SPECIAL THANKS TO JOANNE,
BUCK, BONNIE AND MIRNA.
I'M ANDY LEVY.
SEE YOU ON MONDAY.