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Hey, ***!
How's it going?
Hey, do you think I have a small ***?
Small? It's not big though.
But should I be worried?
I've seen smaller.
Do you think there's something I could do to fix it?
Either you have a big ***, or you don't.
-- Yeah, right? -- Oh, yeah.
What about you?
-- Me? -- Yeah.
Mine is wider, right?
Oh, the diameter...
It starts on the head and it ends like a club...
-- Oh, right. -- It's all about the weight.
It's chubbier...
It looks like a mushroom, only bigger.
Yeah...
Maybe when it's hard it gives some joy, right?
Yeah, yeah...
-- It doesn't, right? -- Yeah, well, I don't know.
I see...
You know why I'm asking you this? Because I'm turning 40 next month.
I don't think it will grow any bigger, what do you think?
No... it's not growing any bigger after 40...
It's not, right?
Maybe if you trim the hair?
Oh yeah, right. To cut the grass, right?
The ceiling height will increase a little.
Oh yeah, it shows a little more, right?
-- The shelter, there. -- I see. You're right.
Has anyone complained about it?
Complained? No, never. Not a formal complaint, though.
-- Well, no women would. -- Yeah, right?
Saying to your face, "this monkey old and dried guts",
"this cat's tongue", "this wet cheetos"...
No one would say that to a guy.
-- It's not even tasteful, right? -- No, it's not...
You know what I want?
-- I want an inch longer ***. -- Yeah, right?
Yeah.
-- But who doesn't want that, right? -- Reallly?
Oh yeah...
An inch longer ***, or a hundred grand?
An inch longer ***.
-- Just like that? -- Oh, yeah...
An inch longer ***, or a penthouse in Leblon?
An inch longer ***.
Oh yeah?
An inch longer ***, or the cure for cancer?
Well...
But if you think about the stem cells, right?
Yeah, right.
Tradução e legendas: Melissa Prado
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