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(siren ringing)
(clanging, whirring)
♫This was a triumph♫
♫I'm making a not here: HUGE SUCESS♫
♫It's hard to overstate my satisfaction♫
♫Aperture Science: we do what we must because we can♫
♫For the good of all of us except the ones who are dead♫
♫But there's no sense crying over every mistake♫
♫You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake♫
♫And the Science gets done and you make a neat gun♫
♫For the people who are Still Alive♫
♫I'm not even angry♫
♫I'm being so sincere right now♫
♫Even though you broke my heart and killed me♫
♫And tore me to pieces and threw every piece into a fire♫
♫As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you♫
♫Now these points of data make a beautiful line♫
♫And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time♫
♫So I'm glad I got burned; think of all the things we learned♫
♫For the people who are Still Alive♫
♫So go ahead and leave me♫
♫I think I'd prefer to stay inside♫
♫Maybe you'll find someone else to help you♫
♫Maybe Black Mesa♫
♫That was a joke, ha-ha, fat chance♫
♫Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist♫
♫Look at me still talking when there's Science to do♫
♫When I look out there it makes me GLaD I'm not you♫
♫I've experiments to run, there is research to be done♫
♫On the people who are Still Alive♫
♫And believe me I am Still Alive♫
♫I'm doing Science and I'm Still Alive♫
♫I feel fantastic and I'm Still Alive♫
♫And while you're dying I'll be Still Alive♫
♫And when you're dead I will be Still Alive♫
♫Still Alive♫
♫Still Alive♫
Where did I put that cake?
I had it in the break room...
...I finished baking it in the incinerator, and then--
It was Doug's birthday party, but he never showed up.
Or did-- no, I don't think he did.
Maybe...
Doug-- Doug's got to have the cake.
Doug must have the cake; yeah, yeah, yeah.
Maybe I should find Doug!
No...Doug will find me.
Doug's got the cake. Doug will find me.
I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna s--
I'm gonna sit here and wait.
♫Science Time with Susan Tiemann, Science Time with Susan Tiemann♫
♫Protons and neutrons and other Science stuff♫
♫Reality isn't real until we make it up♫
♫Science Time with Susan Tiemann, Science Time with Susan Tiemann♫
Stop!