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[phone rings]
[phone rings]
- Hello?
- Yo' Dawson what up'?
- Just sleepin. What about you?
- Hungover as a ***.
Remember that hot-*** *** I got with last night?
- Who?
- That sexy *** *** you don't remember that?
("I'm Just JB" by: Johnny Boyxo)
- What?
- Yaeh, and guess what we did later that night?
Yaeh.
- Dude I think you got it wrong.
- What do you mean?
- Wait a minute.
- Allright well uh.. I gotta go you know, gotta go
to work and *** so talk to you later man.
- Yaeh uhm see you later man.
- Hey baby. What do you want for breakfast? I know what I want.
- And that's why I don't drink.
Actually there's a few reasons why I don't drink
Another reason is me, and a selfphone and alcohol equals this:
Hey is your refrigerater running?
It is? Are you serious?
And next time you wanna break up with me, why don't you do
it to my face? So I can laugh at you and tell
you your *** are small. You weren't worth it anyway ***.
You didn't do *** for me, you didn't even swallow on my birthday.
Your voice sounds different. Oh hey Grandma.
I have a *** and I'm *** and you have a virgina
so why don't we get together and make this sound?:
Hey. Wanna hear a black joke? Why is Stewie Wonder always smiling?
Because he doesn't know he's a ******!
- Yo' what did you just say?
- Uh.. You don't sound happy.
Yaeh. Doesn't work out to well. Oh and PS I didn't
actually say the 'N' word, I said Inja and then bleeped it out.
I'm not racist. It's sad that I had to like
tell you I'm not racist.
- Yo' what did you just say?
- Anyways the worst is the morning after you drink.
[pukes]
- Hey Shane your hungry?
[pukes]
- You want me to make you some oatmeal?
[pukes]
- What about waffles and bacon?
[pukes]
- Oh I know how about on of my old fashion Egg and cheese bologne
omelets with extra sour-cream and salsa on top?
[pukes]
- I'll take that as a no.
- And that is why I never drink. So here's a question to you:
Actually I have two questions. First question, do you drink?
do you like it, do you do it for fun? Or do you do it becuase your
friends tell you to? Number two. What's the crazy'est night you've
ever had, drunk or sober? Let me know in a comment
or a video response. Allright that's all I got, I love you guys
I'll talk to you later bye.. Oops that didn't work.
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- The first episode of "The Station" is now up, go check it out.