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Dear Santa…are you real?
If you live at the North Pole,
how come I cannot see your house when I look on Google Earth?
Are you St. Nicholas? 'Cause you'd be incredibly old.
How do you have time to read all the letters from all the children in the world?
And how many cookies and mint pies have you eaten in all of history?
How do you get all the presents in the sack?
Does your sack have to get bigger every year cause of exponential population growth?"
And how to get down the chimneys? I put my head in ours and it is really small
Even if you could squeezed down in one minute
There is nine houses in my road so that's nearly ten minutes and another million of roads in the world.
It must be so hard now being Santa these days
Hi, Gwen, thank you for your letter and..
your brilliant picture.
Your request for a pink twinkle bike will be pass on to Santa.
Yes, do believe in Santa. He is real.
He is the greatest man ever.
And he can get around the world to every child without a single reindeer being rosted alive.
Wounded. By the time the sun comes up on Christmas Day...
you will get to you too.
Using his special magic. @dr_bakri