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Hello Guys!So today we are going to interview Mr Prototype Man about this new phone
Abe go hear weh he geh fuh say about it, meh sure something extraordinary go come out pon he mouth,come, fallow me
Wach he deh right deh, sit down like if he nah know nothing,come on, lets go
Hey Prototype Man wats up?
Nothing
This is a special interview, yuh go...abe want yuh test out this phone heh
meh go pass pon TV?
Yep
Hii Mama!!
Hein come on, just test and tell meh weh yuh like about am
This ah di newest phone nobody nah get this yet
He get, am...credit pon am?
yes it get everything, everything , he automatik
Heh mama meh pass pon tv, watch channel 18
just try out am men
Ah phone nice but, hmm, he get better than this
Waah?better than this?!
yeah this nah the latess phone
how dah?explain, explain, explain?
this ah di latess phone man
*** deh man
wach this screen size man, WACH THIS! this ah di better phone,with one big speacker heh!
Damn...
this, watch, even if yuh blind yuh can dial dem numba
with ah big screen so, yuh can't miss nothing
but this thing old, watch he yellow men
noooo, this come out yesterday morning, 7 o'clock
yuh can't find more better than this
if yuh go pon di street, everybody want robb yuh fuh get this phone heh
but this thing is ah house phone
nooo, dah one cell phone, da dem new model cell phone so dem a mek
watch he even get lock and so
like if somebody want robb yuh plugin yuh lock
yah put yuh lock heh, he get thing fuh put internet and so, yuh can get internet weh eva yuh go
this ah di newest phone come out, he nah get nothing more than this
so yuh take this phone heh and put am in yuh trash, and take this one heh
this ah di best phone, COCCINELLE PHONE, COCCINELLE PHONE!
hh,ok...
yuh can't find more better than this men, the best phone ion the wold, the best phone, COCCINELLE PHONE
This bai realy stupid, dah one house phone he get in he flincking hand men
yuh eva see somebody with one phone like dah?neva!its ah house phone!
look at this!LOOK AT THIS
this is realy ah PROTOTYPE MAN
Yuh B.T blind or wah?abe film!
meh B.T realy blind, meh blindor meh can know
yuh sapust to know!
shut up now!
ah yuh wukk!
so yuh just see how diss Prototype Man is realy mad
real pagly, he always ah say that he get the best thing in the world, he nah get nothing!
he said that he get one all set ah thing, and them thing weh he get ah he moma thing, he moma moma thing
he grand moma uncle by he cousin moma thing, meh nah know wah king a stupidness is that realy
so meh send Dalla Bai fuh go investigate and fuh proove how mad this guys is
ah yeah!
SO here we are today in Prototype Man house, exacly in Prototype Man Motha house
aldo he get 30 years, he still a leave in he mom home, but dah nah nothing come follow mi
SO WHATS UP PROTOTYPE MAN!?
Men, you again men?
Yeah Man!
So what are you doing PROTOTYPE MAN?
Meh watch Soba Bai Production, dem funny men!
And da thing weh yuh get in yuh hand?Wah ya drink deh bai?
Chili Rhum Oil men, yah mec yuh fly like a biiiiiiird!
Come
Zoom out this, meh want see exactly ah wah?
This thing is shiling oil, did you see that?This bai is realy stupid
Meh got to test something today?
No, meh want know whats new on YOUR technology,PROTOTYPE MAN
Men meh get nuff thing heh men, thing in stainless steel, in anything yuh want
in wood, like this men, if yuh use this and drive, yuh deh like if yuh deh pon one highway
wooooohooohooo, meh knok down somebody, wooohooohoo
but this ah who thing?
this ah meh body thing
yuh body thing?
meh sure nobody nah get da?
No, only get this thing heh, he command this thing pon COCINELLE TOWN!
and yuh see this one heh, its ah PLAYSTATION 3, come out in 206, meh think
this ah the best thing fuh play video game with
yuh can play pon internet and so, very nice
COCINELLE TOWN too
ok, meh sure that meh can't get dah?nobody else can't get this one,what happen to this one, this one get something modify?
no, this fiber glass and so deh in side
fiber glass? he modify?
yeah, wood and so, piece wood stick up, in dem lil lil place and so
but this ah who one,exactly?!
this ah meh grand moma, she like play video game
ohh ok
yeah any game..
and you nah get none?
no
this ah yuh grand moma but fuss meh ask wich thing ah you one, but dah na nothing,still show meh weh yuh get
this,this ah one next thing, with this yuh can remote the Playstation 3 pon Wifi, yuh can play Playstation3 without playing playstation 3
ohh ok
yuh understand?
this ah new technology?
yeah, yuh can play this, without touching this, ya play pon this
ah ok then,ok,ok
So,what thing; but this ah who one exacly, meh foget fuh ask yuh this ah who one?
meh motha grand moma
yuh motha grand moma?
meh grand moma motha
ah ok
yuh get something else fuh show meh in technology PROTOTYPE MAN?
yep, meh get this
this is what?
this, yuh know like if yuh go toilet and yuh get one big *** come out, and then yuh rub yuh B.T with a toilet paper
yuh B.T ah bun, yuh can put this lotion heh, and yuh B.T ah freez frezz cool cool cool
hinhin, and weh he come pon?
this?COCINELLE TOWN!
weh side this town deh?
meh nah know, nobody nah know, da one mystery town
this ah who thing?
meh lil body
but dah nah you one?
no, meh lil body
but ah fuss meh ask yuh fuh show meh you technology, sow meh something weh a you one
mmm, watch this, this ah meh niece thing, this ah meh niece thing
and you one?you nah get nothing?show meh weh you get?
mmm watch this chair,meh dady chair, yuh can play pon am and turn, watch watch watch,woohoo
this guy is flicking mad
but weh you get, yuh get 30 year and yuh nah get nothing?
mmm,watch this pellow, meh moma pellow
put back this damn pellow man, meh ask weh you thing deh, yuh nah get nothing?
watch soba bai production men!watch,ohh he stick
oh, men, dah nah nothing, weh you realy get, ah 30 year old man?one coolie man?
nothing nothing
wah ya do whole day den?
mmm, ma drink meh rhum oil, fuuhh flyyyyy
okkk
but, se meh hear a new story so meh go ask yuh,what about dem new car?
allbody say that yuh get new car, weh di new car deh?
bin, meh get nuff car, meh get car all over the place, ah whole town
wole town ah get all meh car, near fuh all them car weh ya see ah mi one
ah ok,oh then...
but, yuh nah go neva see mi drive one, because mi ah get chauffa
ah yuh get driver?
yep
but yuh get money fuh pay...
hey, this boy nah wuk and ya get money fuh pay driver
how yuh does get driver?
dem ah pay mi,fuh care meh someweh
how da?yuh seh, dem driver caring you out and them got to pay you?
yep, because, im the Prototpe Man men
ok, so, thats all fuh today,we are going PROTOTYPE MAN
ok men
so this was Prototype MAN
Every time meh gah tell yuh dat abe film!?Blind ***!
Everytime meh got to tell yuh that meh blind!?
So now ayo see how the stupid Prototype Man stupid, like he get poky cheesein he head
meh nah know wah kind brain he get, this stupid man real strange
meh nah how dah guyanese can be so mad, so mad in this whole world!
I DONT KNOW!SHIIT!