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Hey, what's up GG (guys and girls)? CouilleBleu's back today to play...
Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to shaolin soccer kick your rival to the other side of the world.
If you see a player spamming her skills thoughtlessly just to get some pocket change, you have to Hadouken-Butt Kick-Ground Pound combo that broken champion,
slow that woman to kick her in the *** a few times and set her on fire with an Ignite to punish her from doing a baka move.
Using your Hadouken-Butt Kick-Shield Fist combo wisely will allow you to sexually harass a lady safely and toying with her mind will be a piece of cake.
However, you better not use your Hadouken to kill a minion and don't you dare use the previous combo shown to get a minion and retreat like a ***.
Don't listen to what I just said, don't cry if you get thrown into a dumpster by a woman with a broken sword.
In a battle between melee energy boys, you should try to initiate the fight with a Ground Pound, use some Bruce Lee techniques on him before shooting your Hadouken
and wait until Zed uses his ninja move to kick him right in his back hole.
If you want to approach an enemy, put down a ward and Shield Fist it to get near that child, spam your skills to reduce his life until he's low enough to Hiku his beautiful butt to heaven.
The criminal's still a little bit far away? Then use a Hadouken-Butt Kick combo right after the ward jump to send that guy flying once more.
Sometimes, the opposing minions will protect their leader from your blue ball technique, so just Shaolin Kick him out of the way and you're good to go.
You know, this blind boy has this one skill that makes him the escape god because he can just press one button to get away from any dirty situation without effort.
Thanks to your passive, you can simply smash your keyboard to push a lane faster without running out of energy.
And that's why shaolin monks can easily break bricks as fast as lightning.
And that's why they get Phreak's sex doll to break them even faster.
After owning your lane like a boss, this man needs to ninja gank every lane by jumping on the support because most of them are sexy women with a hole to fill with a Cheetos.
If you know the threesome's victim has Flash, you must not fire your Hadouken until she uses that summoner's spell if you want to impress your peers with your high score.
When you spot a guy spamming D to dance to pretend to be cool, you have to show him that he's never going to be respected if he dies after doing that useless stuff.
See? Even a no-name pole dancer from a rundown stripclub is laughing at you.
Helping other lanes is good and all, but when you do most of the work and had the kill right in front of you,
there will always be this one greedy fuckabish that will use Flash at the last second just to rack in all the glory.
So, what you must do is keep your Hiku until you're super mega ultra sure you can give the killing ***.
And please don't join the Lee Sin circle jerks that always save the enemy when he was clearly dead.
(WEIRD SOUND...DUNNO WHAT THAT IS)
Eat that kick, little boy!
(OK THAT'S REALLY WEIRD)
(OMG I'M SCARED WHY IS HE SINGING?)
Go back in the freaking kitchen!
If your ally is getting buttfucked really hard, you should Shield Fist Fiora and use your skills at the last second to secure every kill for yourself like a greedy ***.
Even if your partner did all the dirty work, everyone will still see your sexy icon at the middle of the screen.
All you need to do to look stylish is to Shield Fist a teammate, Hadouken someone to death and walk near an unlucky civilian to Flash-Shaolin Kick her away from home.
A female predator is ready to kill her target.
Super Lee Sin swallow the *** for his comrade.
He fights, he protects his potential future Friday butt buddy with benefits.
Tarzan's Call Girl is back for more so the perverted monk screwed her real good with a Flash-Shaolin Kick in the balls even if she doesn't have any combo.
The job's done. He runs away after a good night with the lady just like James Bond.
That's it for today, people!
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Ciaossu!