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♪ La la la
Do do do ♪
>> MAN: Pearlie is in the park.
♪ Magic
in the city ♪
♪ Over the rainbow
at the end of the street ♪
♪ Is Jubilee Park
where the fairies meet ♪
♪ Away from traffic
and the neon scene ♪
♪ Doing the magic
keepin' it clean ♪
♪ Fairies, elves
goblins too ♪
♪ You can't see us
but we see you ♪
♪ So watch your step
with your person feet ♪
♪ Over the rainbow
at the end of the street ♪
♪ Now twinkle, now sparkle ♪
♪ Now give it a good shine ♪
♪ Swing your hips ♪
♪ Ring-a-ding ♪
♪ Magic in the city ♪
>> MAN: Pearlie is in the park
♪ Magic
in the city ♪
♪ La la la
Do do do ♪
♪ Fairy dustin' ♪
♪ We're bustin'
fairy twinklin' the world ♪
♪ Make it buffin'
Make it pretty ♪
♪ Magic in the city ♪
♪ Magic
in the city ♪
>> MAN: Pearlie is in the park.
♪ Magic
in the city ♪
(Ribbit)
>> Perfect.
Okay, firefly rehearsal, crystal
ball installation, they're on my
list for tomorrow.
Oh, perk up the daisies.
There, done.
>> Crikey, organizing the
Fairyland Flutter is hard work.
>> But it's my favourite event
of the year.
Dancing, gorgeous butterflies,
beautiful gowns.
>> Uh, I'm not sure a gown is
quite my style.
>> Oh, you must dress up.
Everyone does for the Fairyland
Flutter.
>> Yeah, dude, you've got to
look totally bodacious.
>> Ahem.
So, Pearlie, everything in
order?
It had better be.
The dance competition is being
beamed live around Fairyland via
crystal ball.
Every little flaw and
imperfection will be on display.
Ludwig!
>> Apologies.
I won't let the sun's rays taint
your skin again.
>> Don't worry, Saphira.
I've organized the very best
lighting from... oh, there he is
now.
Yoo-hoo!
>> Hey, Pearlie.
>> Ew.
>> I was just telling my cousin
Saphira about your brilliant
lights.
How's it all going?
>> Don't you worry, Pearlie.
By tomorrow, this place will be
fully amped.
I got a full rig: spots,
strobes, disco effects.
The whole of Fairyland will be
able to tune in and watch you
bust some moves.
>> Wow, you're good, Blair.
So we'll see you there?
>> What?
Don't encourage him, Pearlie.
Everyone knows the only place
for a Bogart is backstage.
>> Saphira, that's so rude.
>> It's okay.
I'm a behind-the-scenes Bogart.
Anyway, I'd better get back to
it.
See you later.
>> See, Pearlie?
It's better if everyone just
does what they do best, and
I think you'll find I'll be the
best dancer of the night.
>> Come on.
Let's see if you can find me
a frog.
Catch you later, Jasper.
>> Bye, dudes.
>> Mmm, these rose petal muffins
are delicious.
>> Aren't they?
I just can't make important
decisions about fashion on an
empty stomach.
I think this would look
fantastic on you.
>> Wow, it's beautiful.
Is it me?
>> Stars and moonbeams, it's
utterly you.
We'll be the belles of the ball.
Wakey-wakey, Opal.
We slept in.
>> Wow, I can't believe we ate
the lot.
>> Not to worry.
A few muffins never hurt anyone.
>> Actually, Pearlie--
>> Now, let's get moving.
My dance partner Finn is popping
by to see the venue.
>> Then I really think you
better take a look--
>> Gotta run!
>> --in the mirror.
>> Everything is perfect.
Nothing could possibly go wrong.
>> Um, yeah.
Listen, Pearlie, I've got bad
news.
>> Bad news?
Don't be silly, Opal.
Today is a good news day.
Right, Jasper?
>> Whoa, killer carbuncle you've
got there, Pearlie.
>> Sorry?
>> I was trying to tell you.
>> Oh, no, a pimple!
It's giant.
>> Now, Pearlie, don't panic.
Nobody will even notice...
you know, much.
>> I had a throbber like that
once.
I just took it as a sign
that I just needed to chill out.
>> I don't have time to chill,
Jasper.
I've got to get rid of this
thing.
Saphira, maybe she can help.
(Screaming)
>> Pearlie!
>> We're so very busy here.
Why don't you pick me up from my
show around dusk?
>> That's why I dropped by, you
see.
Due to unforeseen carbuncles--
I mean, circumpimples--
Circumstances!
I have to, uh, cancel our
appointment tonight.
I have to... floss.
Yeah, okay, bye.
>> Ugh, what a creep.
>> Man, that is one totally
phoney tooth fairy.
>> Now I've got no one to dance
with, all because of this
pimple.
I have to go and see Saphira.
Cousin Saphira, you have to
help!
>> No problem.
As it happens, I've got just the
thing.
Find the small brown bottle
locked in the storage room.
Take the "leech slime" label off
and bring it to me.
>> Certainly, Mistress.
Hee-hee.
>> Thanks a zillion.
I so want everything to be
perfect tonight.
>> Dearest, by the time I'm
finished, nobody will be able to
tear their eyes from you.
>> One bottle of leech slime--
I mean, peach sublime.
>> Cover your skin with
a generous amount, followed
by a layer of lavender.
Then leave it to work its magic.
>> Oh, how can I ever thank you?
>> The look on your face tonight
will be thanks enough, cousin
dear.
>> Come on in.
I'm just about to remove
Saphira's face mask.
>> Here, let me help you.
What is this stuff?
>> Peach sublime.
Well?
Is it gone?
>> Uh, not exactly.
(Screaming)
>> Get rid of that stuff!
>> Ha.
Yummy!
>> So, what happened?
>> She must have had some kind
of reaction to the tincture, but
blemishes do add character.
I'm sure it will subside in
a few days.
>> A few days?
What am I going to do about the
Flutter?
>> There's only one thing you
can do: stay home.
You can't expect viewers from
all over Fairyland to put up
with such ugliness.
>> I thought the Fairyland
Flutter was all about dancing,
not what you look like.
>> That's right, Opal, and
I don't have a dance partner.
I guess I should just stay home.
You go and get ready.
I'll check out the venue one
last time.
(Chuckling)
>> Looking good.
Hey, Pearlie, I know how you
like everything to be perfect.
>> And everything is perfect.
>> So, you all ready for the
dance tonight?
>> Actually, I'm not going.
>> What?
You?
The best dancer in the whole
place?
Why not?
>> Isn't it obvious?
My face.
>> Lovely face.
Cute nose, great smile,
pearlescent teeth.
What am I missing?
(Pearlie giggles)
You should be out there busting
a groove tonight, whoa!
>> You're the one who should be
out there.
>> Yeah?
Who'd want to dance with me?
>> I would!
I'd love to be your dance
partner.
>> Really?
>> Yes, let's you and I strut
our stuff.
>> Excuse me, Pearlie.
Big smile.
Thanks, Pearlie.
Who's your dancing partner?
>> I'd like to introduce you to
Blair, the best dancer in the
whole of Fairyland.
And he did all the lights.
>> Pearlie, I'm so glad you
came.
>> Wow, you two on a date?
>> Hey, wait up.
See, Opal asked me because--
>> No, I didn't.
You asked me.
>> Ah, trouble in paradise.
Now that sells magazines.
Here we go!
>> You should have told me.
We could have double-dated.
>> BOTH: It's so not a date!
(Laughter)
>> Yuck!
It even tastes pink.
>> Mr. Flea, my friend, you only
had to ask.
Behold my tasty condimento.
>> Ooh, yummo!
(Fanfare)
>> Your enamel looks milky-white
under this lighting--
>> Don't talk.
Pearlie, what are you doing
here?
And with him?
>> Finn?
I thought you had to floss.
>> Excuse us, won't you?
>> Oh, you look simply smashing,
Saphira.
>> Thank you, Gobsmack.
>> You, on the other hand,
should know that the Fairyland
Flutter requires certain, shall
we say, standards of grooming.
We're broadcasting on crystal
balls here, people.
>> Excuse me?
Our talent as dancers is all
that should matter.
>> Come on, Pearlie.
I've got work to do anyways,
backstage.
It's nice and dark there.
Hey, no worries.
You didn't really think you'd
get in with me as your date, did
you?
>> Why else would I have asked
you?
You can outdance anybody, Blair.
I told you, it's all about the
dancing.
>> For beautiful fairies like
you, maybe, but for me,
everyone's too busy looking at
how ugly I am to notice how
I dance.
>> That's not true, Blair, and
I'm going to prove it to you.
Come on.
♪
(Cheering)
♪
>> What?
Wait, they're not in the
competition.
The frog pond isn't part of the
dance floor, and besides,
they're ugly.
>> Whoo!
>> Cha-cha-cha!
(Cheering)
>> Ahem.
And the couple who have received
the highest number of fairy
votes this year, and who are
declared to be the very best
dancers at this year's Fairyland
Flutter...
>> I've been waiting for this
moment for my entire life.
>> And who are... gah!
Pearlie and Blair?
>> What?!
(Cheering)
>> That was amazing, you two.
>> Congratulations!
Oh, my, you make the little
hairs on the back of my neck
stand at attention.
Look, you can still see them--
Of course, they were but
amateurs compared to you, most
precious jewel of darkness.
>> And as for you, Finn, if you
put as much effort into your
dancing as you do into your
dental hygiene, we would have
won.
Yaaa!
(Crash)
>> Don't worry, Saphira.
It will go away in a few days.
And remember, blemishes add
character.
>> Nooo!
(Thunderclaps)
>> Ah, the park feels so fresh
after a shower.
Hmm, but that rainbow could use
a little...
>> Beauty.
>> I think our work is done for
today.
Let's have a little cuppa--
(Gasp)
Hurlyburly!
>> Looks like we're not finished
yet.
>> "Port" means left, you
numskull.
Yoo-hoo, cousin!
Looks like quite a disaster you
have here.
>> How could you allow this to
happen?
>> I don't know, sir.
We were just--
>> Yahoo!
Sorry, dudes.
>> Eek, we're sinking.
>> I can't swim!
Do you hear me?
I'm going under.
>> Try standing up.
>> Uh, Mistress--
>> If this swamp isn't drained
forthwith, persons will be sure
to shut down Jubilee Park.
And that, may I remind you, has
never, ever happened.
>> Hey, isn't that a person's
job?
They're the ones who are
supposed to look after the
rainwater and the drains and
stuff.
>> But it's my responsibility if
the problem was caused by
someone else in the park.
>> Mr. Flea, let's get this lot
back to the drain.
>> More treasures for our cozy
home, Ms. Pearlie.
We got an underground palace
going on.
>> The rats.
>> Look at all that water,
Mr. Flea.
Ha-ha!
>> Oho, I'm on the Riviera.
>> Scrag, Mr. Flea, you've got
to move your junk.
>> We prefer to call them
collectibles.
>> It doesn't matter what you
call it.
You've blocked the drain, and
you have to clear it right now.
>> No, it's our home, and we can
do what we like with our stuff.
>> Yeah, we don't go around
telling you where to keep your
frillies and frou-frous.
>> Either haul that junk out of
here, or I'm going to kick you
out of the park for good.
>> You always say that, but
you're too nice to do it.
>> Yeah, too nice.
(Both laughing)
>> Your authority in the park
seems to be in question here,
Pearlie.
>> You two, you're out!
>> How long till all this blows
over?
>> Blows over?
You flooded the park!
>> So, couple of hours?
>> No.
I've tried with you two,
I really have.
This is serious.
You'll have to find somewhere
else to live.
I'm sorry, but that's it.
>> Uh, I think she meant it,
Scrag.
>> But our home's in there.
>> That's rough, buddy.
Cheese curd?
>> Hey, can we come live with
you guys?
>> Sure.
Lots of room for yous.
(Both sighing)
>> Yoo-hoo, vermin, you've got
as much right to live in the
park as anyone else.
>> That's sweet of you to say,
but we can't come back with
Pearlie so steamed at us.
>> Yeah, I don't want to get
zapped again.
I got a delicate derriere.
>> It's such a same for all
those doughnuts to go to waste.
>> Doughnuts?!
>> Dozens of them, in the
dumpster behind the kiosk.
>> Hey, but our drain's flooded.
We can't go back in there.
>> So build a new dream home.
They say a rat's home is his
castle.
>> We'll build a castle!
We'll have our own kingdom.
>> Come on!
Doughnuts for all my friends.
>> Yay, doughnuts for everyone.
>> A flood followed by
a cockroach infestation.
There's no way persons will
leave the park open.
>> Sublimely devious, my
beautiful mistress.
And cockroaches are so crunchy,
huh?
I can't eat just one.
>> Once persons have closed down
the park, you can have all the
crunchy cockroaches you want, my
little bat-fiend.
>> I can't wait!
(Both laughing)
>> OPAL: Haul away, Jasper!
>> Sweet.
Here goes.
>> Hurlyburly!
The water's starting to drop.
>> Excellent work, everybody.
By morning, this will all be
drained away, and the park will
be green and perfect again.
(Cheering)
(Yawning)
>> Oh, something reeks around
here.
Crikey!
>> PEARLIE: What's the
emergency?
>> JASPER: I hope this is
important, dude.
Whoa.
>> PEARLIE: Oh, no.
>> OPAL: The rats are back.
>> PEARLIE: Roots and twigs.
What a disgusting junkheap.
>> I proclaim this to be the new
kingdom of Ratopia, and I'm
the king.
>> How come you get to be king?
>> The smartest, best-looking
one always gets to be king.
This is our castle, and if we
want to make a right royal mess,
we will.
>> Scrag, Mr. Flea, you can't
do this.
We'll all be in big trouble.
>> Whoa, hold it.
The boss says you can't come in.
>> Yeah, back off, sister.
>> We need a plan.
Back to my place.
>> Scrag, what's got into your
tiny rat brain?
When I told you to build your
dream home, I didn't mean so
close to my spa.
>> But this is prime real estate
here.
>> My spa is an upmarket luxury
resort.
I can see this slum from my new
hot tub, so move it, now.
>> No way, and we ain't movin'
for no fancy fairypants.
>> What?
>> Yow!
>> We've got to get rid of them,
Ludwig, and to do that, I've got
to do the most awful, unpleasant
thing I've ever had to do.
>> Oh, Mistress, what is this
terrible thing?
>> I've got to, ugh...
help Pearlie.
>> I could throw them out again,
but they'd just come back.
>> Yoo-hoo!
That vile heap of whatever it is
has got to go, and the way I see
it, we've got two options.
>> Saphira?
You've come to help?
>> What are the two options?
>> Rat poison or dynamite.
>> Poison?
Goodness, no!
>> Dynamite it is, then.
>> Surely not.
Hmm, there's one thing I could
try.
>> Ah, our glorious kingdom of
Ratopia.
I like it here.
The fresh, fragranty smell of
trash.
>> Ah, this is living.
Eddie, footrub.
>> What?
Footrub?
What do you think this is?
>> I'm the king here, so,
footrub!
>> Well, footrubs ain't in my
job description.
>> Stinkbomb!
>> It's floral.
Could be fatal.
I can't breathe.
>> One, two, three!
One, two, three!
One, two, three!
Alley-oop!
>> Drat, nice try.
So, time for the dynamite, then?
>> No!
>> That'll teach 'em.
How's about a little snack,
Mr. Flea?
>> Yeah, doughnuts.
The doughnuts, gone!
All gone!
>> That was all the food that we
had.
It should have lasted us for
weeks.
(Cockroach belching)
>> No more food?
We're out of here.
>> Hey, check it out.
The cockroaches are ditching.
>> My crispy crunchy lunches,
leaving.
>> Cockroaches only leave when
there's no more food...
which gives me an idea.
>> I'm so hungry.
I feel faint.
>> Do I look thinner to you?
>> You can put these scrumptious
sandwiches at the end of the
table.
>> Mmm, and where do I put this
sublimely odourific cheese
plate?
Next to the bowl of luscious
strawberries?
>> Oh, yes, please.
And what have you brought for
our feast, Saphira?
>> A can of beans.
Yummy.
>> Well, I think we've got too
much food here.
I know I can't eat it all.
What shall we do with all this
food?
>> Did you see all that grub?
>> It's a trick, chumpster.
Be strong.
Even the little people, like
you, have to make sacrifices for
the kingdom of Ratopia.
>> Here's the cake.
A six-layer chocolate
marshmallow meringue cheesecake
masterpiece, topped with curdled
ice cream, mouldy gumdrops, and
stale sprinkles.
>> So long, Ratopia.
>> BOTH: Oh.
>> Here's the deal.
You can return to your old home
in the drain, on two conditions.
One: you clean up this mess, and
two: you'll allow Jasper to do
a little home renovation for
you.
>> I'm going to build a kind of
cage thing-o to keep all your
"collectibles" from getting
stuck in the drain again.
>> Wait!
(Whispering)
>> Uh, that sounds fair to us,
Ms. Pearlie, but we've got one
condition too.
(Whispering)
>> Gentlemen, you have a deal.
Dig in.
>> Bon appetit, fellas.
>> I can't believe you're
letting those filthy rodents
stay.
>> Oh, they won't be filthy
after tomorrow.
>> What do they want?
(Knocking)
>> We're here for our all-day
hot tub soak.
>> Our fleas have really been
looking forward to it.
(Both laughing)
>> Ugh.
(Saphira screaming)
♪