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EITHER WAY I AM CREATING NOMES
FOR RON PAUL AND NONE OF YOU
ARE INVITED.
>> I GO TO YOU FIRST FOR NO
PARTICULAR REASON.
IS IT JUST MY PROBLEM?
IS THERE SOMETHING WEIRD ABOUT
THIS THAT I'M LOOKING --
SEEING TOO MUCH INTO THIS?
>> NO.
THERE IS -- THERE IS AN
OBVIOUS DOUBLE STANDARD AND IT
IS WEIRD.
IT IS RACIAL PANDERING.
IT IS THE STUFF MORE PEOPLE
WERE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH.
THERE IS AN UNBELIEVABLE PASS
KENNELING -- PASSAGE
MENTION HER BECAUSE SHE IS AN
AWESOME AUTHOR AND NOT BECAUSE
SHE HAPPENS TO BE BLACK.
SHE TALKS ABOUT ABOLISHING
RACE PRIDE IN HERSELF AND
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS
COLLECTIVE ACHIEVEMENT.
I WISH THAT WAS SOMETHING MORE
PEOPLE APPRECIATED.
FOR ME, I WANT FOR THE DAY
WHEN YOUR RACIAL -- YOUR
LOYALTY TO YOUR RACE GROUP IS
AS PORNTS AS WHO YOU LIKE IN
FOOTBALL.
YOU LOVE THE GIANTS, FINE, SO
BE IT.
BUT THIS WEIRD DOUBLE STANDARD
WHERE IT IS BLACKS FOR OBAMA,
BUT YOU COULDN'T HAVE WHITES
FOR OBAMA BECAUSE YOU WOULD BE
RUN OUT OF TOWN.
>> I THINK PEOPLE CARE MORE
ABOUT SPORTS THAN COLOR, DON'T
YOU THINK?
>> I COULD CARELESS ABOUT
BOTH.
I REALLY DO.
BUT THE MUSIC IN THAT THING
WAS THE MOST DISTURBING.
I DIDN'T HEAR A WORD HE SAID.
HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT BEING
BLACK, BUT THE MUSIC WAS
INSANELY ANNOYING AND VERY
WHITE I MIGHT ADD.
>> WHAT DOES WHITE MUSIC SOUND
LIKE?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
ASK THE PRESIDENT.
>> MAYBE A BANJO.
>> THERE ISN'T A GOOD BANJO
AND SYNTHESIZER COMBINATION
BAND YET.
AND THAT JACKET, I SEE YOU
LEADING IT.
>> GAVIN, COULD ROMNEY DO THE
SAME THING, BUT WOULDN'T HE
NEED A DIFFERENT NAME FOR THE
GROUP?
HE COULD NOT SAY WHITES FOR
ROMNEY.
>> THE DIFFERENCE OF WHITES
FOR ROMNEY AND WHAT OBAMA
SAID, IT IS A NATION THAT HAS
A WHITE PRIVILEGE.
HE IS TALKING ABOUT IT AND
IMPRESSED RISING THE TIDES AND
TALKING ABOUT ORANGE.
>> WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING IS
MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE.
>> WHAT.
I AM SAYING HOW I FEEL.
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO FEEL
GUILTY.
>> IT IS HOT IN HERE.
IS SOMEBODY TURNING UP THE
HEAT IN HERE?
IT IS LIKE A SAUNA.
>> AM I WEIRD?
GAVIN, AM I WEIRD FOR THINKING
IT IS WEIRD?
>> YES, IT IS INSANE.
OF COURSE IT IS.
AND THE FACT THAT HE CAN SAY
THAT SHOWS JUST HOW GOOD HE IS
IN HIS FANCY SPEAK.
EVEN THE WORD AFTER COMBINE
AMERICANS -- IF HE SAID BLACKS
FOR OBAMA YOU WOULD GO BLAH
BECAUSE IT HAS THAT THING THAT
WAKES YOU UP.
THE FACT HE SAYS
AFRICAN-AMERICAN WE HAVE TO GO
ALL THE WAY TO AFRICA AND GO
ON SAW FAR RE, AND OH,
CANTALOUPE.
>> CANTALOUPE?
>> YES, THEY HAVE CANTALOUPES
THERE.
THEY SHOOT CANTALOUPES WITH
GUNS.
IT IS A HUGE HUSTLE IN ZIP --
ZIMBABWE RIGHT NOW.
OH MY GOD! DO YOUR RESOI. I
AM GOING TO SHOOT WATERMELONS
AND CANTALOUPES AND ALL SORTS
OF FRUIT.
YOU GET BACK ON THE PLANE AND
THEN YOU ARE READY FOR THE
SECOND HALF AND BY THEN YOU
ARE BACK HOME AND GO HEY, I
HAD A FUN VOYAGE FOR OBAMA.
>> SO FOR ROMNEY YOU SHOULD DO
SOMETHING LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC
FOR ROMNEY.
>> EUROPEAN PIONEER FRIENDS
FOR ROMNEY.
AND THEN YOU SAY YOU ARE --
ROCK THE HOUSE.
LET'S DO IT.
>> IS THE SCAM THE FACT THAT
THERE IS SOMEBODY BEHIND THE
BUSH THAT ROLLS THE CANTALOUPE
OWL AND YOU FEEL LIKE IT IS
RUNNING AWAY AND YOU SHOOT
IT?
>> ANDY HAS TO VERIFY THIS.
>> WILD CANTALOUPE.
>>> COMING UP, WHAT IS IT LIKE
TO BE VOTESSED MOST ADORABLE
BY THE NATIONAL COUNCIL OF ALL
THINGS ADORABLE.
BEING ADORABLE IS WHAT I DO SO
STEP THE F OFF YOU UGLY
PEOPLE.
>> THAT'S HARSH.
>> FIRST, HAS TWITTER STRUCK
AGAIN?
YES TWITTER STRUCK AGAIN.
WE WILL DISCUSS THE
>>> WAS IT A SIN TO JOKE ABOUT
LYNN?
THEY ARE CALLING IT JEREMY
MADNESS.
IT IS OVER THE IMPROBABLE RISE
OVER THE FOURTH STRING HAIR --
HARVARD ALUM.
I KNOW NOTHING OF WHAT I SAY
INCLUDING 38 POINTS ON FRIDAY
AGAINST KOBE BRYANT AND THE
LAKERS.
THAT NIGHT A FOX SPORTS
COLUMNIST, SEEN HERE, PERHAPS
TRIED TOO HARD TO BE FUNNY
TWEETING THIS UNFORTUNATE
TWEET.
QUOTE, SOME LUCKY LADY AT NYC
IS GOING TO FEEL A COUPLE OF
INCHES OF PAIN TONIGHT.
SHOCKINGLY THE UNLUCKY SHOCK,
THE NORMAL UNSHOCKABLE WHO
FIRED OFF THE FOLLOWING DEMAND
TO ANYONE WHO WOULD PAY
ATTENTION AGAIN, OUTRAGE
DOESN'T BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE
REACTION OF THE ASIAN AMERICAN
JOURNALIST ASSOCIATION TO YOUR
UNNECESSARY AND DEMEANING
TWEET.
OF COURSE THE WRITER TOOK THE
BAIT AND ON SUNDAY WROTE THE
FOLLOWING MEA-CULPE, QUOTE, I
THEN GAVE IN TO ANOTHER PART
OF MY PERSONALITY.
THE COMEDIC NATURE THAT HAS
BEEN WITH ME SINCE BIRTH.
A GIFT FROM MY MOTHER AND
LISTENING TO MY RICHARD PRYOR
ALBUM.
I STILL WANT TO BE A STAND UP
COMEDIAN.
LET'S GO TO OUR COOL CAT IN A
BOWL.
>> HE IS TOO AWESOME TO
COMMENT.
>> I WOULD BE TOO.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START
WITH THIS STORY.
IT BLOWS MY MIND.
I WILL GO TO YOU.
WHEN AN ORGANIZATION BEGINS
WITH OUTRAGE DOES IT BEGIN TO
DESCRIBE OUR REACTION?
THEY ARE SETTING THE BAR KIND
OF HIGH.
ARE THEY ANGRY THAT THEIR
BUILDING BURNED DOWN?
HOW ARE YOU BE OUTRAGED?
>> I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS GUY
IS.
I DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE
ASIANS IN FOOTBALL.
>> WELL PART OF THE STORY,
CAMILLE, IS THAT HE IS -- HE
IS AN ASIAN BASKETBALL PLAYER
WHO IS KICKING BUTT IN THE
NBA.
>> GOOD FOR HIM.
>> YES, GOOD FOR HIM.
>> BUT I GO BACK TO THIS -- IT
FEELS LIKE A MANUFACTURED
OUTRAGE.
THIS PERSON HAD THE LETTER OR
PUT IT OUT THERE AND WAS GOING
TO GET THIS GUY TO APOLOGIZE.
IT IS A TWEET.
>> I HAD NO IDEA THERE WAS AN
ASIAN AMERICAN JOURNALIST
ASSOCIATION.
I DON'T REALLY CARE.
IT WASN'T FUNNY.
IT IS IN POOR TASTE.
IT IS AWESOME.
LOVE WATCHING HIM PLAY
BASKETBALL.
>> IT WAS STUPID.
>> AND HE BLAMES HIS MOM.
>> HE THREW HIS MOTHER UNDER
THE BUS.
>> HE SAID MY MOM'S RECORD
MADE ME TELL THIS JOKE.
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT
THIS?
>> I THINK THE CRUCIAL WORD
HERE WITH THEIR INDESCRIBABLE
OUTRAGE IS UNNECESSARY.
THESE PEOPLE ARE CRITIQUING
COMEDY.
THEY ARE CRITIQUING JOKES AND
THEY ARE SAYING UNNECESSARY.
THAT'S THE DICTIONARY
DEFINITION OF JOKES.
CAN WE GET THESE JERKS OUT OF
OUR JOKES?
AND BY THE WAY, WAS IT THAT
BAD OF A JOKE?
IT IS KIND OF PRETTY GOOD.
>> IF IT WAS -- IF HE WAS A
COMEDIAN ON STAGE, EVERYBODY
WOULD --
>> IF HE WAS IN A BAR, HE
WOULD BE BLACK AND BLUE FROM
POUNDS.
>> BILL, ARE PEOPLE ACTUALLY
REALLY OFFENDED, OR DO THEY
LIKE THE FEELING OF FEELING UH
FEBDED?
UH -- OFFENDED?
>> COLUMN B.
ASIAN FISH, AMAZING HEAVY
METAL BAND.
NONE OF THEM ARE ASIAN.
>> THEY ARE LOVING THE FEELING
OF BEING MORE OUTRAGED THAN
THE LAST GROUP THAT WAS ALSO
OUTRAGED ABOUT SOMETHING
SOMEBODY DID ON THE TWEET OR
WHATEVER.
AND I WOULD ACTUALLY DISAGREE
WITH YOU, THOUGH.
I GIVE THIS GUY A LOT OF
RESPECT FOR BLAMING HIS MOM.
OUT OF ALL OF THE ROADS YOU
HAVE GONE WITH, I WOULD NOT
PUT MONEY ON THIS IS MY MOM'S
FAULT.
>> I THINK WITH THE STUFF LAST
WEEK AND YOU CAN SEE THIS A
LOT.
IT IS ALMOST LIKE HUNTING.
IT IS LIKE I THINK YOU GET AN
ADRENALINE URGE.
I SCREWED UP.
WE ARE GOING TO GET HIM, AND
IT FEELS GOOD.
IN REALITY, A COOL PERSON, IF
YOU ARE A PART OF THIS
ORGANIZATION, YOU JUST WOULD
HAVE TWEETED BACK THAT IT IS A
LAME JOKE OR YOU ARE AN
[BLEEP].
>> YOU KNOW WHAT IS CRUCIAL
ABOUT THE HUNTING ANALOGY IS
YOU HAVEN'T BAGGED A GAME
UNTIL YOU UH APOLOGIZE.
UNTIL YOU APOLOGIZE YOU
VALIDATE THE THEM.
IF YOU IGNORE THEM, THEY CEASE
TO BE.
>> BUT YOU CAN'T IGNORE THEM
IF YOU WORK FOR SOMEBODY.
IF YOU WORK FOR YOURSELF YOU
CAN SAY GO TO HELL.
IF YOU WORK FOR -- LIKE ROLAND
MARTIN.
>> SAY YOU WORK FOR FOX.
>> HAVE I TO WATCH MYSELF.
>> LIKE WHAT?
WHAT ARE WE SAYING RIGHT NOW.
>> I HAD TO LEAVE THE
ORGANIZATION I BELONG TO.
I AM KIDDING.
I LOST MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT.
I THINK --
>> I THINK WE ARE BURYING THE
LEAD.
WE ARE FOCUSING ON THE COMMENT
AND NOT THE FACT HE HAS A
TWITTER PICK OF A BEL-BIV-DEVO
ALBUM.
>> WAS THERE MORE THAN ONE
BEL-BIV-DEVO ALBUM?
WHAT ELSE DO THEY HAVE BESIDE
"POISON."
>> "POISON RETREAD,"" WORD TO
THE MOTHER."
>> THAT'S WHAT TONY JUST
SAID.
ARE YOU JOKING?
>> I THINK IT WAS AWFUL.
SHOULDN'T MENTION THAT.
>> I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT
THAT ARTIST.
>> I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT BIV.
>> DO YOU HAVE A COMMENT ON
THE SHOW?
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>>> LET'S SEE IF WE HAVE GOT
ANYTHING WRONG SO FAR.
WITH THAT WE GO TO TV'S ANDY
LEVY.
>> CAN WE SHOW THAT VIDEO
AGAIN?
>> I THINK IT IS THE BALD
ONE.
I COULDN'T TELL.
AS FAR AS THE GRAMMYS GO, YOU
MENTIONED THEY WERE ON AT THE
SAME TIME AS DOWNTON ABBIE.
>> THAT'S AWESOME.
>> CAMILLE, WHY WOULD YOU
THINK I WOULD RIP INTO CHRIS
BROWN?
>> IT WOULD BE WONDERFUL TO
DO.
>> JUST BECAUSE AT THE SAME
TIME THE GRAMMIES ARE BEING
SAD ABOUT A DRUG ABUSER THEY
COULDN'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT A
PHYSICAL ABUSER, WHY WOULD I
SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?
>> SEEMS APPROPRIATE.
>> REGARDING THE TWEETS ABOUT
WOMEN SAYING THEY WOULD LET
CHRIS BROWN BEAT THEM, I TRIED
TO FIND THE ORIGINAL TWEETS,
BUT WHAT I FOUND WAS A WHOLE
BUNCH OF THE PEOPLE HAVE NOW
DELETED THEIR TWITTER
ACCOUNTS.
A COUPLE HAVE LOST THEIR
ACCOUNTS AND A COUPLE WOMEN
SAID THEY WERE
KIDDING.
ONE PERSON NOW HAS ONLY ONE
TWEET ON HER TIME LINE AND
SAYS, "I STAND BEHIND WHAT I
SAY ABOUT CHRIS BROWN."
>> THAT WAS THE ONLY ONE?
>> THAT WAS BILL'S TWEET.
>> SHE ERASED EVERYTHING ELSE
AND IT SAYS THAT.
>> GOOD FOR HER AND HER
STRANGE IRONY.
THAT'S ALMOST LIKE A WORK OF
ART.
>> AND IF SHE STANDS BEHIND
IT, HOW CAN SHE FEAR HIM TO
HIT HER.
SHE HAS TO BE IN FRONT OF
HIM.
>> PHYSICS, PEOPLE.
>> HALF OF THE WOMEN WHOSE
TWEETS WERE PUT ON THAT PAGE
NOW THEIR TWITTER ACCOUNTS ARE
GONE.
THEY MUST HAVE GOTTEN A LOT OF
CRAP.
YOU REMEMBER THE OUTRAGE OVER
NIKI MINAJ'S PERFORMANCE.
DON'T YOU THINK THAT IS WHAT
SHE WANTED?
>> BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO POINT
OUT -- IT IS LIKE WHAT GAVIN
SAID, IT IS LIKE THE LAST
REFUGE MAKING FUN OF THEM AS
OPPOSED TO THE OTHER RELIGIONS
THAT ARE SCARIER PERHAPS.
>> I GREATY WITH YOU ABOUT THE
CATHOLIC CHURCH BEING THE LAST
BATCH OF PEOPLE YOU ARE TO
OFFEND.
I WOULD ADD, QUOTE, UNQUOTE
RED NECKS.
>> IT IS ALL PART OF THE SAME
KIT AND KABOODLE.
>> A CHARMING PHRASE.
I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT IN
AWHILE.
>> IT WAS INVENTED IN 1436.
>> IT WAS GOING TO BE THE NAME
OF A QUILT STORY.
>> IT WAS NAMED ON COLUMBUS'
BOAT.
>> AND I JUST THOUGHT OF THE
NIKI MINAJ THING.
IT WAS MUSIC FANS THAT SHOULD
HAVE BEEN OUTRAGED.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT I AM
GOING TO DO WITH YOU.
>> WHITNEY HOUSTON, JULIE YOU
SAID -- MAYBE I HEARD YOU
WRONG, BUT DID YOU SAY
PRESCRIPTION DRUGS ARE NOT
ILLEGAL SO CLEARLY THERE IS
NOT A PRESCRIPTION DRUG
PROBLEM.
>> PRESCRIPTION DRUGS ARE NOT
ILLEGAL, SO TONY BENNETT NEEDS
TO CHECK HIS MEDS IS WHAT I
SAID.
>> WELL, THEY ARE ILLEGAL IF
YOU DON'T HAVE A
PRESCRIPTION.
>> THERE ARE A LOT OF LEGAL
DRUGS.
>> JULIE YOU ARE AWARE HIS
TOUPE HAD A DRUG PROBLEM, BUT
IT HAS BEEN SIX YEARS SOBER.
>> ALSO, I WOULD LIKE TO POINT
OUT WE ARE HEARING A LOT 3W*
XANAX AND THE BATHTUB, BUT WE
DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DIED AND A
LOT OF TIMES THESE EARLY
REPORTS ARE COMPLETELY WRONG.
>> CAN I SAY SOMETHING?
PEOPLE UNDERESTIMATES THE KIND
OF PERMANENT DAMAGE YOU CAN DO
TO YOUR BODY WHEN YOU ARE A
DRUG ADDICT.
WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEBODY WHO IS
CLEAN FOR 10 YEARS AND DYE OF
LIVER CANCER, THAT WAS THE
*** THAT DID THAT.
SAY HYPOTHETICALLY SHE DIED OF
A XANAX OVERDOSE, HER CRACK
BODY SAID YOU CAN TAKE ABOUT
FOUR XANAX AND YOU WILL BE
FINE.
AND THEN WHEN SHE IS SOBER SHE
TAKES FOUR XANAX AND SAYS --
>> BASICALLY YOU SAY THE STRAW
THAT BREAKS THE CAMEL'S BACK.
>> I JUST HOPE BILL WAS PAYING
ATTENTION TO THAT.
>> WELL, I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE
COMING.
>> I WILL SAY THIS, --
>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY
ANYTHING.
>> I DON'T CARE, YOU INSULTED
ME.