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[Natalie Tran:] Hi. So you know what I don't understand?
When people turn to me and say:
[Natalie 2:] I have to tell you something, but you have to promise me you won't get angry.
[Natalie Tran:] Because of course I'm going to say,
"Yeah, sure, I promise. Promise I'll get angry."
[Natalie 2:] OK, I accidentally told somebody about your third ***.
[Natalie Tran:] What? Are you serious? [Natalie 2:] I'm sorry!
[Natalie Tran:] How does a *** come up in conversation?
[Natalie 2:] But you promised you wouldn't get angry!
[Natalie Tran:] So? Like seriously, you think
my promise means something?
What am I, some kind of "Lord of the Rings" character?
"You have my promise, and a wizard doesn't take promises lightly."
[Natalie 2:] But you promised!
[Natalie Tran:] I promise things all the time, it doesn't mean anything.
[Natalie 2:] You promise that's a real moustache? [Natalie Tran:] Yup.
[Natalie 2:] You promise this is safe to drink? [Natalie Tran:] Yeah.
[Natalie 2:] Ah, I'm going to die.
[Natalie 2:] Nat, you have to promise me you're going to go back and get help.
[Natalie Tran:] Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.
But really, do people seriously think that getting
someone to promise not to get angry works?
Because [pfft] that *** hasn't worked for me.
I have some news for you, though, and promise you won't get angry.
[Natalie 2:] Yeah, sure, what is it?
[Natalie Tran:] I [#beep#] your cat. [Natalie 2:] What?
[Natalie:] And I kind of feel like it's a counterproductive measure, you know?
It's like when someone says to me,
"Hey, promise you won't panic," and then I'm all,
"I'm not PANICKING!!!" you know?
And once I was even honest about getting angry.
[Natalie 2:] Do you promise you won't get angry?
[Natalie Tran:] Nope.
[Natalie 2:] But if you don't promise, I can't tell you.
[Natalie Tran:] Well, then don't tell me. [Natalie 2:] Just promise!
[Natalie Tran:] I promise,... I won't get ***.
[Natalie 2:] You already promised that today, and you broke it.
[Natalie Tran:] I don't know, I just thought it was strange
to bargain someone's emotions for information.
I mean, if I ever wanted information, I'd just flash. Tell me!
[Natalie 2:] No! [Natalie Tran:] Tell me or I'll show you!
[Natalie 2:] OK, OK!
[Natalie Tran:] I promise a lot of things kid.
But yeah, no, I did promise I'd have this video
up in two days, and I appreciate all the time you've given me in-between
videos to sort things out,
including the unpacking of my new place.
Just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go down...
And I thought the break was going well until this girl
came up to me and asked me if I was Michelle Phan,
and then I realized it's probably about time I get back to YouTube. No, it's OK,
a lot of people ask me if I'm Michelle Phan, which is really just offensive for Michelle Phan.
Yeah, I'm Michelle Phan, before the makeup.
Anyway, thank you also to these guys, who I had a wonderful time bumping into.
It was a pleasure meeting you as always, and I apologise
if I've forgotten some people's photos.
It's been a while, so I may have lost it, but feel free to send it in again.
And I also have some very exciting news for you.
I got a kitten! Say Hi. Say Hi to YouTube.
YouTube love cats, like I love you. I spent all day making her love me.
Please don't leave me, I love you! Please, I love you!
And the great thing is, because she's a pet, she has to love me.
You have nowhere else to go.
OK, I'm so glad I'm back, crazy cat lady on YouTube.
I will see you guys in four days.
Still clawing my ***. Bye. It really hurts. In the most delightful way!
You have my promise, Chosen One, and you are not one I would wish to break it to.
[laughter]
[Natalie 2:] Hey, Nat, how come you're single?
Mo' money, mo' Poppins.
Hey, Natalie, what's it like to be a YouTube star?
[Natalie Tran:] OK, it's *** Music / Comment Time, and yes, that is an Oprah shirt.
I am actually now the proud owner of two Oprah shirts.
My friend was trying to throw them out, and I was like, "You're going to throw those out?
Give them to me, I will use them."
And yes, many apologies, by the way, and when I say two days, I mean about 48 hours
from upload, so the next video will be approximately four days, which is about 96 hours from now.
Sorry, I mention that because a lot of people get confused, but basically, 96 hours,
or in Natalie time, that's about two years. I joke. I'll see you guys soon.