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Elsewhere that night, deep in the woods, someone was also creating a cunning plan.
It was the evil witch.
Hello.
The "evil" witch...
Hi.
So anyway, that night... She'd lived alone in the forest for a very long time
and was fed up. So, she came up with a plan to lure other people near...
When I was a little girl I'd eat up junk food 'till I'd hurl
The scrumptious snacks and chocolate sweets and sugar frosted candy treats
But I can't eat them anymore at least not like I could before
and in a sense it's quite poetic that I'm now a diabetic
Living alone in the woods away from any nice baked goods
and where there's nothing good to eat the food that I now crave is meat
but killing animals is bad they are so cute, it makes me sad
while searching for a resolution I think I found the solution...
I have no problems killing humans Humans are the worst people I know
Cannibalism ain't so mean, chompin' down on a husky teen'
leaves me with a bright and healthy glow.
I have no problems killing humans They taste so good and while I must admit...
A lot of them are full of heart but most of them are not that smart
In fact the greater number deserve it.
So now I'm here what do I find that I'm in somewhat of a bind
I need to lure the people here with something that won't make them fear
Now that I have a location I need some accommodation
Something homely, something sweet a house made out of candy treats!
I'll get to work, put it together then I can live here forever
and when someone stops to look I'll grab them and begin to cook
You'll come here looking to be fed, instead you will all end up dead
From far and wide you all shall roam but won't leave my delicious home!
I have no problems killing humans Humans are the one thing I can kill
Cannibalism ain't so mean chompin' down on a husky teen'
It leaves me with a bright and healthy glow!
I have no problems killing humans
Murdering just makes me feel so free
It also hides that I'm insecure Because I've never had a love before
I'm anti-social because no one loves me.
Wait, wait, wait...
No sympathy for the witch. No one loves her because she doesn't want to be loved
She is evil.
Why do you have to be so cruel?
It's not me, it's the story. I mean, that's just your character.
Well I hate it.
Well, you'll just have to deal with it.
Deal with it? Deal with it?
Deal with it, yes! I'm not justifying myself to you. I'm the narrator and you just have to do what's in my story.
Your story sucks.
Go... build a house.