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Is everybody gonna do nothing?
And exchange four-eye contact until throwing up blood to death?
You’re wrong. It should be two, four, six, eight, ten, twelve eyes.
Fourteen.
Why?
Including yours!
Right.
What on earth? Why did you come out of the blue to my castle to count numbers?
What do you want, then?
We want to kill you and release our princes.
What princes? They can’t be released because they are not being raised here.
It was you who kidnapped our princes.
Oh my god, who spread such malicious rumors?
Save it! YaaaaaYaaaa..Yaaaaa..
Why didn’t you stop me?
Cuz you were too impulsive.
What will happen if I go out there and get killed?
No one will care if you die.
You’re too reckless and stubborn as a mule. That means you choose punishment over offering.
Bring it on, one on one!
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The pitch-black witch, every inch of you is hideous.
What?
Hideous yet malicious with a face like a fish.
Oh god!
What’s the make-up for if you have to be naked to bathe.
So what?
You represent the darkness and sin. A woman who is crazy about men and stole other people’s boyfriends,
deserves to be criticized and refused and Snow White’s gonna slap her face.
I’m ugly, so what? I’m short, high heels help.
Really help?
And with a small job, I’ll have big ***.
Ugly but harmonious structure, Short but functional components.
Damn.
God made boys and girls. That girls love boys is a gospel truth.
Not really.
I’m the lord and you’d better beat it!
Or else I’ll turn you a bloody mess with my magic.
We are beautiful, charming and virtuous princesses.
Virtuous my ***!
We just want to live in peace but you suddenly appeared and rocked the boat.
What did I do?
We live gently, knowing nothing about magic,
having a heart of gold that you can never buy with money.
I used to have a gold heart, too.
But hardships of life colored it dark.
And I’ll not give a damn if you keep prying.
As long as I stay true to myself and mind no business of attackers.
Be not arrogant and get out of this place or you will pay.
You get under my skin with your hullabaloo.
Don’t push me into cruelty like Dung Mama in Princess Hoàn Châu movie.
Try messing with me, I’ll tear you into pieces.
Knock it off. No more quarreling, no more fighting, no more tearing clothes,
no more filming clips, no more posting to the internet, no more humiliating each other.
Just sit down, help yourself some food and make it up.
Everything will work itself out. All hatred will soon come to an end.
Knock it off. No more quarreling, no more fighting, no more tearing clothes,
no more filming clips, no more posting to the internet, no more humiliating each other.
Just sit down, help yourself some food and make it up.
Everything will work itself out. All hatred will soon come to an end.
No more quarreling, no more fighting.
Shut up!
Mulan, are you OK?
No problem. Just like body massage.
She’s incredibly talented, a master of all skills.
And even better than us.
Useless ***!
You…
He’s right.
And I’m a useful dame.
Now you know my power, right?
How could we destroy her?
I remember. She’s frightened of plastic stuff.
Where can we get plastic stuff?
What? It’s gold.
Not, it’s fake.
Take it off!
- Ah, Yaaa.. Fight! - Oh my god.
How can she fall asleep at this time?
Don’t do anything drastic! Back off!
If you cause more harm, I’ll kill myself.
We don’t mind if you kill yourself.
I don’t care. As long as I’m holding the knife, you mustn’t do further.
You’re such an idiot. Run!
No, I won’t leave you alone.
Run for your life.
No, I’d rather die with you.
Why?
Why do you want to die with me?
As it turns out this way, I won’t hide you anything.
He not only stole my wings and sold to smugglers,
but he got away with my scepter.
I followed and served you voluntarily ever since,
because I knew you would be very lonely and trust nobody.
You’ve sacrificed yourself to gratify me but I keep bawling you out and beating you all the time.
I didn’t know you were so good to me.
Thank you for being my constant companion.
Thank you for always staying by my side.
Nooooo!
Maleficent, I love you.
No! Maleficent, I love you.
No! Maleficent, I love you.
You love me. Real or not real?
Real. But you’re already dead, aren’t you?
I’m a witch. I can do whatever I want.
Now do you really love me?
If so, Abracadabra!
It’s such a touching story. The fact is, the white dress is stunning.
Could we try it on?
You’re really dying for it?
Yes.
As you wish!
Why do all of us look so gorgeous in white dresses?
Because white commonly represents purity and virginity.
I’m still a ***.
May I have a different color?
Why?
I sleep all the time.I’m not sure. Give me something else, please.
No. This is the only color we have.
I know there’re a lot of other colors. Give me another one!
I don’t like this color cuz it doesn’t look beautiful at all.
Burn her!
By all of my power, I curse you to never grow up further and stay as a dwarf forever.
Now you know, your lovers are just that one evil dwarf who took my scepter away.
That’s why I brought you here together and warned you about the danger that he might kill you all.
That how the story goes.
But Mulan told us that Maleficent would come and take our life.
You did spread a malicious rumor!
But no problem, it’s all crystal clear now, as you are all showing up here,
let’s find the wicked dwarf and teach him a lesson.
- Kill, kill her! - What the hell?
Now is when this *** makes it here.
Jasmine, go there and work this thing out.
Ok, let me handle it!
Here is the story.
It’s her! Kill!
Forget her.
Maleficent, we’re really sorry for the misunderstanding.
Don’t worry. It’s good that you now know the truth.
But you acted very aggressive, indeed.
If I hadn’t knocked it off and explained everything timely, I’d have been killed outright.
It was your fault.
I told the mermaid what had really happened.
I wish to dress up in white gown too.
You really do? No big deal.
It’s so beautiful with the tail gorgeously flaring out and the whole dress covered in sequins.
This white flag seems suitable. We’re gonna beat that traitor by this white flag.
It’s a surrendering flag!
For god’s sake!
This may fit. We will wear it and beat the unfaithful guy!
It’s a mourning headband!
Take it off!
All right. Now the chicks team… and a guy are ready to seek the traitor.
Go!