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Jory: GI Joe!
Jon: Knowing is half the battle!
Riley: DON'T try this at home.
Hello, and welcome to the season 8 clip show of...
Jory and Riley: ..."Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
I'm your host, Jory Caron.
I'm your sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
Jory: For this amazing clip show adventure!
Riley: Aw! The holiest clip show of them all!
Jory: Holiest! Why is it holy?
Riley: Because of... (to tune of "Hallelujah Chorus") Margaret, Margaret!
Jory: So, uh, check out your favorite times like this one!
*theme song plays*
Jory: It smells like victory!
Jory: All hands to the deck!
Jory: Nobody likes roasted nuts!
Jory: Let's get outta here!
Jory: Ventilation is key!
Jon: What're you doing?! Put that out!
Jory: The masks- they do nothing!
Riley: (muffled) Be careful!
Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually worked!
Jon: Does it still work?
Jory: You're dumb!
Jory: Stopping, stopping!
Jory and Riley: 2.8!
Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?
*the "William Tell Overture" plays in background*
Hank Green: Everyone welcome the guys from "Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
Riley: (in announcer voice) Jory Caron!
Jory: (also in announcer voice) And joining me over there is my sidekick, Riley McIlwain!
Jon: Who thinks it's a GOOD idea?
*VidCon audience applauds and cheers*
Ezra: I think that's a great idea!
Jory: I'm gonna attack it from a different angle of "no"!
Jon: You'll be sayin' "wow" every time!
Riley: WOW!
Jon: Wow!
Jory: It's America's pastime, 70% alcohol!
Jory: The results suck ***! Never mind- this is a [beep]ty idea!
Riley: If you strangle him real hard, he'll start to bleed! (laughs)
Jory: (in Thurston Howell-esque voice) I do declare!
Jory: Oh, that's hot, that's hot!
*Jory growls like a vicious dog while Riley laughs*
Jory: We're not scientists, we're specialists.
Jory: (in 20s' gangster voice) Schmick-um, schmick-um, Szechuan chicken!
Riley: I've got it this time!
Jon: (to Jory about "Shaniqua") I don't know how to spell that. Pick something easier!
Jory: Let's just call this one Margaret II. Why? 'Cause it's easier that way for me!
Jon: You just got the floor wet. That did nothing!
Jory: Well, that's gonna make it get hot in there really fast!
Riley: It's actually grilling right now.
Jon: (about iron) 'Cause, quite frankly, we had better things to do!
Jory: (to Riley) You need to see a doctor...
Jory: Oh, it smells like chocolate!
Jory: (to Riley) I have no idea. Just drink it!
Jon: You have any of that Vi-eeg-ra? I could use it right now!
Jory: (muffled) I love these masks!
Jory: (in demonic voice) It won't work!
Riley: You're a vampire!
Jory: But that would lead them back... home!
*Riley laughs hysterically*
Jory: I'll tell ya, there is a LOT of smoke!
Riley: Oh, it's melting the microwave!
Jory: Oh, stop!
Jory: (about Mondo) This would be, like, a Navi surprise.
Jory: It brings a whole new meaning to a "Fluffernutter"...
Jory: (in Boston accent; about Crocs) ...Retarded!
Riley: (in exaggerated Boston accent) But wait- there's more!
Jory: Stop! Stop it!
Riley: (makes sizzling sound) My biscuit's burnin'!
Jory and Riley: (in monster voice) Kraken-proof!
*Jon makes lightsaber-like noises*
Jory: All you have to do is remove parts of the microwave that are probably meant for your protection!
Jon: (muffled) That is charbroiled, my friend!
Jory and Riley: (singing) "Backstreet's back, alright!"
Riley: Wanna go back to my place, you know, like, play with my ***?
Jon: (in British accent) Good thinking, Lincoln!
Jory: ...Another mysterious white goo in there. That makes it the fourth one this evening!
Riley: (muffled) The battery could go off again!
Riley: Ready? Watch this...
Riley: (singing like 98 Degrees) Ooh, yeah!
Jory and Riley: (singing) To-Mondo, to-Mondo...
Jon: Jory Caron, my ***!
*Jory gives a prolonged stutter*
Riley: (in possessed voice) Get this out of me!
Riley: (in monster voice) Release the Kraken!
Jon: We've created a tool that creates burgers from thin air. We will put McDonald's out of business!
Jory and Riley: Surprise!
Riley: (as C-3PO) "Oh, no!" (to C-3PO) Shut the [beep] up!
*crowd shouts "2.8" along with Jory and Riley*
Jory: I mean, look at that! There's purple!
Jory and Riley: (in surfer voice) Gnarly!
Riley: (mimicking Jory about bag of goo) Taste it, taste it, taste it!
Jory: (in 20s' gangster voice) See? Meah!
Riley: (in Fred voice) My patient Suzie's a ***!
Jory: The shields are down, the shields are down!
Jory: Did I already say "good idea"?
*Jon tosses the Wii on to the easy button, causing it to go off*
Jon: Sarah's had a good life, and she will want to go down on Memorial Day like all of her veteran brothers!
Jory: This is art. You can sell this!
Jory: (muffled) I believe what we had was a grease fire!
Jon: (to Riley) You're scaring my dog!
Riley: (in Jar-Jar voice) Me-sah no think so!
Riley: (in Southern accent) Look at them pearly whites!
Jon: It's like trying to throw a water balloon at Aquaman. It's just a silly idea!
Jon: What's that KRAKEN I hear?
Jory: Sorry, I just [beep]in' crapped my pants!
*Jory laughs like demented clown*
Jory: (muffled) Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi...
Jory and Jon: ...You're my only hope!
*Jory laughs like demented clown some more*
Jory: Thanks, camera guy!
Jory: (singing) There's a message in the blowfish!
*isopropyl alcohol explodes; Jory screams*
Jory: First contact!
Jon: Good shot, Red 2!
Jon: I would not eat anything out of that microwave in a million years, if you dared me to!
Jory: When it burns when you Wii, that's actually gonorrhea!
Jory: Okay, I'm gonna microwave it... (struggles with blowfish)
Riley: Easy, easy!
Jory: (about Crocs) If you wear any, you need help. You suck at life!
Jon: It's all on your shoulders now, Riley!
Ezra: Well, if you like Riley so much, why don't you [beep]in' have a kid with him?
Riley: (muffled) You wanna stick it in my ***?
Jon: The bag of goo has the power to start and to stop flame at will!
*Jory makes iron hissing sound; Jon screams*
Jory: I rose again right now!
Riley: (in Mario voice) It's-a me, Mario!
Jory: ...Until I get behind the meat shield! Fire!
*gunshot fires*
Jory: Just like me, that was a fast experiment!
Jon: Shut your mouth!
Jory: (submissively) Okay...
Jory: (intriguedly) OH!
Jory: Oh, [beep]!
Jon: The microwave died?
Jory: She had the runs like crazy!
*St. Margaret II beeps and comes back to life!*
Jon: (muffled) Son of a ***!
Jory: You can't toy with independence!
Riley: I just have a bad feeling about this...
Jon: We've got a rave in a microwave!
Jory: Oh, wow! That was quick!
Riley: Stay in milk!
Jory: Eat your drugs!
Jon: And don't try this at... Wait- what did you guys say?
*Riley sings "Iron Man" theme; starts laughing hard*
Jory: Two camels in a tiny car or somethin' like that!
*fire extinguisher whooshes*
Jon: (muffled) That was easy!
Jory: (about Sarah's plate) You got that on camera, right?
Riley: See you to-Mondo!
*music stops playing*
Jory: I just farted!
*Riley laughs*
Riley: Wow!
Jory: Are you as nauseated as I am?
Riley: You know, I just can't believe all THAT happened THEN!
Jory: I know! It was, like, WHOA!
Riley: Ridiculous! Yeah, like... (gasps) And holy! I mean, like, I had...
Jory: Holy?
Riley: My knees are hurtin'!
Jory: My... Yeah, I know! My balls are hurtin', but different reason...
Riley: Anyways...
Jory: So, we'll be back...
Jon's dubbed-in voice: October 29th...
Jory: ...For season 9 of...
Jory and Riley: ..."Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
Jory: But we just showed you season 8 of...
Jory and Riley: ..."Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
I was the host, Jory Caron.
Riley: Of "Is it a Good Idea to Mic-"... Sorry!
I'm the sidekick, Riley McIlwain.
And I am the camera guy, Jonathan Paula. Thank you for watching. We'll see you later.
*end credits play*
Jory: Well, then, don't try this at home!
Jon: Because you'll be dead, and you'll never meet any of us!
Jory: You'd be dead!
*Riley laughs hysterically*
Jory: But that would lead them back... home!
*Click on the season 6 clip show to see the comedic magic Susan, Beatrice, Jackie, and Samantha produced!*