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Gaming, it's serious!
All right.
All right… Clan Warfare (Family Feud in Quebec)
From the eighties!
Oh, that's right…
The game looks nice!
But it's music is ***?
You're so pessimistic.
Actually no, I'm being realistic…
So we'll be playing against which family?
For a whopping 80 dollars!
You're so conventional!
What, aren't we playing for money?
Good. What a beautiful name!
Don't you know the first rule of playing video games?
Never use your real name!
What name are you going to put?
BALLSY?
I don't think it fits, so I'm stuck with BALLS.
Ahhh… But still, plural sounds better!
Right, because having only one *** is never good.
Good. LASALLE versus BALLS.
DAD'S FEUD, so it's Dad versus Dad.
What are you doing?
I'm answering first?
But you haven't read the question yet!
Who cares? I have plenty of time to read it now…
“At what age do most men marry?” Woah… In the eighties? I'll go with 25.
You fool!
WHAT?
In your FACE!
But in the eighties, people got married way younger than that!
So I'll be playing this round…
Choosing numbers is gonna be easy! I'll go with 20.
Oh yeah… 42!!!
I don't know, let's try 24? It's weird that they don't give us multiple choices.
So basically it's all the numbers between 18 and 30?
I think so…
I would be curious to see the guy that said “23”.
They like odd numbers.
I mean 9 person out of 100 said “23”.
But 18 isn't? That's RIGHT, we're in USA…
Yeah, you probably need to be at least 21.
Speaking of which : 21.
How lame is this? I did 20, 21, 23, 24… Did I try 22?
I think so…
Shall we try 26?
This is probably the most boring question… ever.
I'll go with 28.
I'm sure somebody said “30”.
Damnit, that's the number I was thinking of.
You got the whole round?!?
YEAH! All of this, I OWN this round…
I like this game.
It's a 2 player game and I haven't played yet! :(
Wait for it…
OK, that's how this works…
“Name a well-known insurance company” ***…
In the eighties, and in the United States.
Wells Fargo? I know it's a bank, but banks do insurance as well.
W-E-L-L-S F-A-R-G-O…
Come on!
I think it's a question that… is gonna take a while to answer! Any ideas?
All State?
Yeah, why not…
It's old, so it HAS to be there.
WHAT?!?
Be my guest, it's your turn.
What are the names of big american banks?
Would “Western Union” be an answer?
Nah, Western Union is to transfer cash only.
In the eighties…
Norwich Union?
There must be a name with the word “Empire” in it, Americans love anything with power.
Maybe the game is gonna glitch and give me the whole answer.
Come on! Empire?
I'm trying “Norwich Union”… Will it? Ah, I thought the game had froze.
Maybe you should try just “Union” so it will give you anything with the word in its name?
No, no, no…
It IS an insurance company.
I saw spoof ads back in the days.
Now what's happening? Should we go check on the web?
Oh! New question.
“You guys sucks!”
“Name a fruit tree” But we have to name the TREE…
So “Orange” in French is “Orange” in English, but what about “Orangier”?
“Oranger”? Nah, it's “Orange tree”.
Right. There's no specific word for it.
Maybe if I just put “Orange” they would have accepted it.
Yeah probably!
Basically, we're only naming fruits. “Apple” is obvious…
Do coconuts grow on a palm tree?
I'm letting you play this round.
How nice of you.
Cause I don't think you're —
I wasn't expecting it, wait…
Think about it.
So, “Orange”, “Apple”, a “Pineapple Tree”?
In English, do you say “Anana” or “Ananas”? :P
You say “Pineapple”!
How do you spell it? Like “Pinapple”?
Not sure about your spelling, but they probably are gonna let it slide.
Maybe it wasn't a good answer anyway!
Probably.
Ah! A “Bananier” would be “Banana Tree”? You only put “Apple” right?
Yeah.
So “Banana” must be there, it's a common fruit.
A tomato, is it a fruit or a vegetable?
A fruit, but not for the average American.
“Banana” wasn't there?!?
I must look like a dumb unlliterate…
I mean illiterate!
Wow! Man?
“Lemon”! “Lemon Tree”, I heard it in a song…
What the hell are you singing?
I don't remember, it was in a song… There!
Continue…
Look at the guy on the right, he's too happy about winning.
Do not distract me with unimportant stuff.
You haven't seen him.
Couilles's's
“Kiwi”? Not sure if it was well known in the eighties, but I'm running out of options.
KIWI!!!
So all I have to do is to find one good answer and I'll win this round?
If it's like on TV…
If it's like Family Feud, that's how it works.
All right.
I'm gonna go with “Peach”.
Good idea. There's songs about peaches as well…
YEAH!!!
I can't believe I'm actually good at this.
Look at the girl, too happy about being joyful.
Don't laugh about members of your family. “Cherry”? Of course!
“Plum”?
“Pear”. We could have got “Pear” but “Plum”?
“Plum” is a… (trying to find the French word)
Like in a plum pudding? Forget it…
Ha-ha! My turn…
“Name the color of your living room carpet” The living room carpet.
But there's no carpet in my living room!
Just put “None”.
Nah, I'm gonna try “Grey”.
But in the eighties?
“Beige” would have been a better choice.
I think “Red Carpet” would make more sense. You know, when you are asking people to name a color.
Doesn't mean they thought about it that much.
Oh? Just enough!
I think that, in the eighties, a “White” grandmother's carpet would make sense…
I'm gonna go with “White”.
BAM!
Huh?!? You're kidding me?
All right then “Black”?
Look at the lady in blue, making an unhappy face…
I can't believe that neither “Black” or “White” were answered?
A black carpet? What are you talking about?!?
All right then, I'll go with “Green”. Bad taste of the eighties…
“I want a grass green carpet!”
I told you, you have to think OUTSIDE the box…
Wow, let's try some weird color… like “Orange”?
“Honey, how about an orange carpet for the living room?”
It's there!
Shall we go with “Blue”? Like the song “Blue Suede… Carpet”?
One of Elvis best hits!
I'm doing all right, I'm doing all right…
“Yellow”.
YUCK!
I mean, that way your carpet never looks dirty?
Oh? This is going well…
But these are only a small fraction of the survey thought.
“Brown” in the eighties was everywhere!
Good idea!
I bet it is at the #2 spot.
See?
You were ready to be… like on Family Feud?
Yeah, hum… Oh “Pink”! A pink carpet?
Yuck?
Maybe in a girl's room, but in the living room?
AHHH… Damnit!
Have you tried “Beige”?
I don't remember?
Hey, be fair. Have you tried it?
I seriously don't remember!
Yeah right… It's the way you answered : “I don't remember” while sipping your beer.
I have to try “Beige”.
I'm pretty sure “Beige” must be there.
HA!
Ouch…
Animations in this game sucks ***.
“GOLD”?!?
“RUST”?!?
“Rust”, “Beige”, “Gold”, “Brown” and “Yellow”!
All right, it seems my family will close this game.
What's it called? Not “Double Jeopardy” but…
“Play Fast Money”! So play your money fast…
Will do.
“Name a fruit that's good on breakfast cereal”
“Strawberry”! No?
Good idea. I was going to put “Raspberry” but…
“Name a reason people quit school”
“Work”? They found work?
Why are you helping me? Don't help me!
Come on, stop it! Why wouldn't I help you?
Instead, why don't you tell us about your first Family Feud experience while I answer these questions?
“Name a job old ball players get when their playing days are over”
“Announcer”? “TV Host”?
“Golfer”… That's a job, right?
Meh…
“Name something many parents postpone doing until the kids are grown”
Oh! “Traveling”.
Just go with “Travel”.
“Name a day of the year when it's hard…
…to call long distance”
Oh! “Mother's Day”. Apparently, it's the WORSE day to make long distance call.
Are you serious? Nowadays, phone lines are always available…
Even nowadays, cellular networks go crazy.
OK…
That one was obvious.
“Golfer”!
How come “Golfer” isn't there?!?
We're only missing 44$.
You mean I'M only missing 44$.
OK, another fruit… “Bananas”!
Really? You put bananas in your cereal? It's disgusting!
“Name a reason people quit school”
“Army”? They're joining the forces?
What are you talking about?!? They're high on “Drugs”…
“Alcohol” or “Drugs” is also good.
What were you suggesting? “Announcer”?
Think about Kelly Hrudey… Except he wasn't a baseball player, but still.
He got fat and became an analyst.
“Name something many parent blah blah blah”?
“Renovating” the house? Oh, they buy the “Car” of their dreams!
I'm going with “Christmas”.
“Christmas” has to be at the #2 spot.
There! I've won with “Bananas”…
WHAT?!? You put BANANAS in your cereal!?! That's DISGUSTING!
My grandmother always put bananas in her cereal!
All right. So now you have to write to Nintendo of America to get your 5000 bucks.
YEAH! I cannot wait.
So that's it!
It's a funny game, but we have to deal with the language, and the fact that these surveys were done in the eighties.
But it's a challenge. We are in our thirties, so we're basically revisiting our youth.
Obviously : it's a Nintendo game.
But don't you miss carpets with ugly colors at your grandmother's house?
It's think my grandmother had a red carpet in her living room.
So, thank you for listening… or watching… or both!
See you soon!