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So I got to thinkin'
What if YouTube broke?
Ever since YouTube broke, I've actually acquired multiple skills,
and some of those skills include:
Juggling, unicycling, uh, learning how to
fly a plane, a helicopter, breakdancing,
tap-dancing, ballet...
Ever since YouTube stopped working, I've actually
found a way to charge my cell phone with a potato
and a watermelon.
It's very fascinating, I'm very,
very proud of myself, you know?
Tha- that is all I did...
I've learned how to play football, soccer, squash, tennis...
Ever since YouTube broke down and stopped working,
I've had a lot of time on my hands, you know?
So I actually decided to make a
little bug collection, you know?
Dung beetles, wasps, giant centipedes, scorpions, roaches...
And you know, them bug experts? They don't know anything.
They tell you to put them in
their own little environments.
I put them in that there, uh, glass
box over there in the corner.
And they don't harm anybody, they're fine.
A little angry sometimes, but, you know.
OKA- FOR ALL THAT'S HOLY AND GOOD!
GET BACK IN THE BOX!
...painting, sculpting, backflips, frontflips,
walking a tightrope, archery, ice cream making...
Uh, ever since YouTube broke, I've actually made
a commitment to myself, that, uh, I would be the
president of the United States.
Uh, gonna go back to college, gonna get the right degrees,
meet the right people, kiss babies on the forhead, you know-
So on and so forth, etcetera, etcetera, and uh, one day,
I will get to the top of the corporate ladder,
and, uh, be the president of the United States.
I'm gonna be ballin' and making lots of cash money.
Thank you very much and I approve of this message.
...sewing, knitting...
Ever since YouTube broke, I discovered how to clone!
Guess who's doin' the dishes tonight?
Exuse me motherf-
My life is nothing without YouTube,
when YouTube broke, so did I.
...horseback riding, pretending that you like somebody...
Broooo, ever since YouTube broke, I've just been
one with nature, you know?
Ever notice how clouds just drift by in the sky...
...without a care in the world...
...just waiting for salvation?
It's also made me really deep, all the girls dig me now.
It was just meant to be.
...and last but not least, I actually learned how
to blow a bubble out of bubble gum.
And I would just like to say that I'm very
proud of myself...
Gosh, thanks for watching my video!
You know, if you want to, you can always hit
the subscribe button, but I don't wanna bully
you into doing that, or tell you what to do,
cause I ain't about that life.
But, you know, if you want to, it's gonna help
me out, but, at the same time, like I said before,
I'm not about that life, but you know, if you want
to, just kinda hover over the subscribe button or
the follow button, whate-