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- PREVIOUSLY, ON MILLION DOLLAR DECORATORS.
- WHAT? - I DON'T HAVE ANY PLACE
FOR ALL THIS STUFF.
I ACTUALLY LIVED WITH SOMEONE,
AND WE SEPARATED, SO I MOVED BACK TO MY OLD HOUSE,
AND IT MAKES EVERYTHING CRAZY.
- MY SISTER BOUGHT AN ENGLISH PUB.
GOD, WHAT IS THAT DISGUSTING SMELL?
WHO KNOWS IF WE'RE GONNA BE ABLE TO OPEN OR NOT?
OH, MY GOD.
- THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE HOUSE.
- THANK YOU.
- I'VE JUST BEEN HIRED BY LINDSAY LOHAN,
AND SHE WANTS ME TO HELP HER DECORATE HER NEW HOME.
I LOVE THAT. I KNOW. - SORRY, I'M, LIKE,
DISTRACTED BY THIS PAPARAZZI THAT HAVE JUST APPEARED.
- I CAN SEE THAT IT MAKES LINDSAY AFRAID.
LINDSAY?
[upbeat music]
- I DON'T FOLLOW THE TRENDS, I SET THEM.
- GLAMOUR IS EVERYTHING.
- DECORATING IS TOTALLY DELICIOUS.
- I'M NOT A HOUSE DESIGNER, I'M A LIFE DESIGNER.
♪ ♪
- I'M WORKING WITH LINDSAY LOHAN.
SHE'S REALLY SUCH A CUTE GIRL,
AND THE HOUSE IS REALLY, REALLY CHARMING.
[phone ringing]
- HERE SHE IS. - [laughs]
- DARLING, WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?
- I--LISTEN, I'M--I'M RUNNING--
[laughs] - DON'T NICK MY CLIENT, OKAY?
I'M GONNA MEET MARTYN AND LINDSAY
OVER AT BOARD BROKERS,
WHICH MARTIN HAS DESIGNED A FLOORING LINE FOR.
- [on phone] WAIT FOR ME, I'D LIKE--
- NO, WE COVERED--LINDSAY'S ALREADY CHANGED EVERYTHING,
DARLING, WE'RE GOING MOROCCAN.
- I KNEW THIS WAS A MISTAKE.
- LINDSAY'S SLIPPING INTO A MUUMUU AS WE SPEAK, DARLING.
- YOU'RE GIVING HER A HEART ATTACK.
[laughter]
- I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE MARTYN. HE'S LIKE A BROTHER TO ME,
BUT HE'S VERY, VERY GOOD WITH STARS,
SO I COULD EASILY BE CHOPPED LIVER
BY THE TIME I GET THERE.
- AND WHAT'S THE VIBE?
- WELL, MY BEDROOM'S VERY KIND OF, UM, FRENCH.
- DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE IN PARIS?
- YES, WHEN I FIRST MET YOU WITH TAMARA MELLON.
- UH-HUH, UH-HUH.
SO YOU STILL GOT THE FRENCH BUG GOING ON THEN.
- YES, VERY, LIKE, OLD SCHOOL PRINCESS-Y.
- I'VE GOT SOME FABRICS THAT MAYBE WILL WORK FOR YOUR SKIN.
- UH-OH, YOU'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE NOW.
- AND WE WILL TELL KATHRYN TO MIX A BIT OF THAT IN,
IT'LL BE FINE. - I WOULD LOVE THAT.
- YEAH. - OH.
- HOLD THE PHONE. - OH, HERE SHE IS.
- DON'T MOVE, DON'T MOVE, DON'T MOVE, DON'T MOVE.
- OH, FOR GOD'S SAKE, DARLING. FOR GOD'S SAKE.
- LINDSAY, DARLING, PLEASE... - [laughs]
- DON'T LISTEN TO MARTYN. HE'LL HAVE YOU GOING
IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DIRECTION.
- [laughs] - WHEN YOU ARRIVED,
WE WERE GONNA BE DOING OUR YASHMAKS.
- TOTALLY. - DA-DA-DA.
[laughter] OH, YOU TWO ARE HILARIOUS.
ALL RIGHT, DARLING, SO LET'S-- IS THERE ANYTHING--
- WHAT DO YOU THINK? THERE'S SOME--
- WELL, THEY'RE DIVINE, THEY'RE GLORIOUS.
I MEAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN STUFF LIKE THIS.
- I LIKE THE SECOND ONE IN ON THE TOP.
- THERE IS A GOD. - WHY, DO YOU LIKE THAT ONE?
- I'VE ALREADY STARTED PREPPING IT.
- [squeaking] NO, YOU DIDN'T!
NO, YOU DIDN'T! - YES, I DID! YES, I DID!
- THAT'S GENIUS. - YES, I DID. YES, I DID.
- WAIT, THIS ONE, YEAH? - YES!
- YOU DID? - I SWEAR TO GOD,
THAT'S WHAT I CHOSE FOR YOU. - OH, THAT'S GREAT.
- WE'RE DOING ALL THOSE BEAUTIFUL PINKS AND GRAYS,
AND I THINK THE COLOR JUST BLENDS IN WITH ALL THE PINKS.
- NO, I LOVE IT.
- LINDSAY'S BEDROOM HAS TO BE SOFT, FEMININE, AND ROMANTIC,
AND THE BASIS FOR THAT IS A GREAT FLOOR.
I'M ON IT. ARE YOU GOOD FOR THAT?
- YES. - OKAY, I'M GONNA ***.
- "***," IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE TO USE THE RESTROOM.
- IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA GO TO THE LOO, DARLING.
- RIGHT? RIGHT? - OH, ***.
- DON'T MAKE ME RAISE
THAT HEAVILY-BOTOXED EYEBROW AGAIN, DARLING.
- [laughs] - OH, DARLING.
- IT'S GONNA NEED A REFILL AT ANY MOMENT.
- YOU ARE JUST AN ABSOLUTE...
- VISION. - PICTURE OF BOTOX.
[laughter]
- OH, JEEZ. I'M NOT GETTING INVOLVED IN THIS CONVERSATION.
[laughter]
- HI, DAIS.
NATE! - MUMS?
- HOW'S IT GOING? - WE'RE SANDING AWAY.
- HI, GUYS. - HI.
- HOW'S IT GOING?
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF REDECORATING MY HOUSE,
WHICH ISN'T REALLY GOING THAT GREAT.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T SEEM TO GET A REAL GRIP
ON WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO.
I'M GETTING RID OF THAT WALLPAPER.
I WAS DEBATING DOING A DARK KITCHEN.
EVERYTHING EITHER, LIKE, DARK MARINE BLUE OR CHARCOAL.
THE CABINETS?
- I FEEL LIKE DARK WOULD MAKE IT SEVERE.
AND THEN WE'D JUST BE SITTING IN HERE CRYING ALL THE TIME.
- HERE'S MY OTHER THING, I KINDA WANT TO GO BACK TO FLOWERS.
I'M SICK OF-- - YES!
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THAT-- NEEDS TO COME BACK?
- FLOWERS. - CHINTZ,
BUT THEN, LIKE, DO YOUR MODERN TWIST ON IT.
I THINK THAT WOULD BE SO CHIC. - WELL--
- BUT, LIKE, "NANA CHIC." - I KNOW.
- PEOPLE FORGET WHAT-- THAT, LIKE,
TRADITIONAL IS ACTUALLY TASTEFUL.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
I'M GONNA REMAKE MYSELF. I'M GOING FOR A NEW IMAGE,
BUT I FEEL LIKE I'M ALMOST MY OWN WEIRD CLIENT
THAT CAN'T SEEM TO MAKE A DECISION,
WHICH NEVER HAPPENS TO ME.
I DON'T REALLY KNOW. I FEEL DIFFERENT NOW.
LIKE, I DON'T WANT ALL THIS STUFF.
I'M JUST TAKING THINGS OUT OF STORAGE
AS I DECIDE TO USE THEM, AND IT MAKES EVERYTHING
COMPLETELY...CRAZY.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT ALL THAT IS THAT CAME OUT OF A BOX.
- WHAT? - YEAH, ACTUALLY,
I DO KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
THIS IS PART OF A JADE PAGODA, BUT THE OTHER BOX HASN'T COME.
I HAVE TOO MUCH STUFF.
WHAT IF I OPEN IT UP AND HAVE IT BE, LIKE, SALON-ISH,
WHERE IT'S--SOMEHOW IT'S, LIKE, KIND OF OPEN,
AND ALMOST, LIKE, NOT A LOT OF STUFF?
LIKE, MINIMAL AND COOL.
- GET REAL, LADY.
- THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN? - GET REAL.
YOU DON'T LIVE THAT WAY. - I COULD.
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO DO. I'M A TREND-SETTER.
[laughter]
[phone ringing]
- HI, TINA, IT'S ME. - HI, DARLING.
- HOW ARE YOU?
- WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU HOME NOW?
- YEAH, I'M IN MY OFFICE.
- I'M REALLY UPSET.
- THAT IS AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE.
I'M DECORATING MY SISTER TINA'S NEW PUB
IN CHISLEHURST IN ENGLAND,
AND EVERY DAY, THERE'S ONE DISASTER AFTER ANOTHER.
GOD, IT MUST HAVE COMPLETELY BLOWN THE BUDGET.
- OH, I THINK THE BUDGET IS IN THE TREBLE.
- [gasps]
MY GOD, I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU. CHRIST.
I'M FLYING BACK TO ENGLAND IN TWO DAYS.
I HOPE THEY'RE READY FOR ME TO COME AND INSTALL
AND GET IT OPEN, SO THEY CAN START MAKING SOME MONEY.
YOU KNOW THAT BEFORE THE FURNITURE
AND THE CARPET AND EVERYTHING GO IN,
IT'S GOTTA BE COMPLETELY PAINTED, DRY, READY TO ROLL,
BECAUSE OTHERWISE, THINGS CAN START TO GET RUINED.
- [chuckles] IT'S VERY IMPORTANT FOR ME
TO REALLY MAKE THIS PROJECT PERFECT FOR MY SISTER.
IT'S ALL GONNA BE GREAT, SO JUST KIND OF KEEP THE ENERGY UP,
AND IT'LL BE AMAZING.
- HOLA!
- OH, HI, MUMS. - HI, DEAR.
- MUMS IS GOING ESPANOL TODAY?
WATCH OUT FOR NACHO. - SI, MAMACITA.
- [laughs] - I'VE GONE AROUND AND AROUND
AND AROUND IN MY HEAD,
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT EXACTLY I WANT TO DO,
SO I THINK NATHAN'S REALLY GONNA HELP ME.
HE'S, LIKE, KIND OF THE PERFECT SOUNDING BOARD.
I NEED YOU TO LOOK AT ALL THESE THINGS
THAT I HAVE PULLED FOR THE KITCHEN.
I KINDA DON'T MIND IF IT'S, LIKE, A '70s PALM BEACH THING.
- WE'RE NEAR PALM SPRINGS.
- OKAY, WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
- THAT LOOKS LIKE A PRIVATE PART.
- THIS-- [laughs]
- NOW, THAT LOOKS LIKE-- - THAT'S A SEX ED CLASS--YES!
- THAT'S GEORGIA O'KEEFFE-ESQUE.
- WITH A FRIEND.
- AND YOU WANT THIS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
NO, THIS HAS TO GO. [laughs]
GET OUT OF HERE.
- FEELING LIKE THIS I'M RESPONDING TO THE MOST.
- WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THAT, THOUGH?
- I WOULD DO THE ENTIRE BANQUETTE IN ALL THIS,
ALL THE WALLS WALLPAPERED IN IT.
LIKE, IN A '70s WAY. YOU KNOW HOW EVERYTHING WAS--
- LIKE IN '70s PALM SPRINGS.
- YEAH, THE '70s. - I LIKE IT.
- OKAY. - NOW, INTO...
MY LIVING ROOM, IT'S THIS.
- I LIKE ALL THIS GREEN. - I DO TOO.
I JUST WANT TO GO BACK TO A TRADITIONAL HOUSE.
- MM-HMM. - SO I'M KIND OF--
I'M THINKING IT'S JUST ABOUT WHITE.
I REALLY AM KEEPING THE WALLS WHITE AND THE FLOORS WHITE,
BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE LAYERED WITH DIFFERENT TONES OF GREEN
AND SOME SPOTS OF COLOR.
- I LIKE ALL THE DIFFERENT TONES.
- I REALLY KIND OF WENT BACK TO TRADITIONAL,
AND I'M KIND OF FEELING IT.
WE'LL SEE. I'M KIND OF A FICKLE PERSON.
WE'LL SEE IF THIS LASTS MORE THAN THREE WEEKS.
- GONNA BE SO PRETTY AND FRESH, AND IT'S NICE,
BECAUSE IT'S GONNA BE SO DIFFERENT.
I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE A PARTY.
- I CAN'T HAVE PEOPLE OVER WHEN STUFF'S, LIKE, KINDA JANKY.
- IT'S SUCH A GROSS WORD. - WHY? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
- DOES IT MEAN SOMETHING GROSS? - PROBABLY, AND WE'RE NOT--
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. - I'M SO OLD,
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IT? - YEAH.
MUMS, COME ON. - [laughs]
- WE USED TO ALWAYS HAVE PARTIES.
- I KNOW. - WHAT HAPPENED TO US, MUMS?
I'LL DO IT. - OKAY.
- I'LL DO ALL THE STUFF. - CAN WE WRITE THAT DOWN?
- I'LL DO THE RED TAPE-- - YOU'LL DO IT ALL?
- I DON'T EVEN NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN.
- YOU'LL DO IT ALL? - YES.
- OKAY, FINE.
- HELLO.
- HI, WE'RE UP IN THE MASTER BEDROOM.
- I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE I JUST GOT OUT OF BED. I HAVE.
I HAVE TWO DAYS BEFORE THE INSTALLATION,
AND ALTHOUGH I KNOW THE END RESULT'S GONNA BE FANTASTIC,
WE'VE STILL GOT A LONG WAY TO GO.
OH, I LOVE IT. GOD, IT LOOKS PRETTY.
- NO, IT IS. IT'S REALLY TRIM.
- LINDSAY'S GONNA HAVE THE SAME BEDROOM AS ME.
- [laughs] - JUST DIFFERENT TRIM.
I THINK THIS ROOM HAS TO BE SOFT, FEMININE, AND ROMANTIC.
WE'LL CALL THIS "LINDSAY PINK."
AND THE CURTAINS LOOK GREAT.
THE DETAIL IN THE TRIM
IS REALLY GONNA MAKE THE CANOPY OF THE BED.
WHEN IS THE HARDWOOD FLOOR GOING DOWN?
- TOMORROW, THE HARDWOOD GOES DOWN.
- ARE WE GONNA MEET OUR DEADLINE?
- ABSOLUTELY. - BUT YOU KNOW,
LINDSAY'S FILMING, AND SHE WAS VERY SPECIFIC
WHEN WE TOOK THIS JOB ON... - IN AND OUT IN A WEEK.
- THAT SHE ONLY HAD SO MANY DAYS.
DO YOU WANT TO COME DOWN WITH ME FOR TWO SECONDS?
- OKAY. SURE. OKAY.
- I JUST WANT TO QUICKLY GO OVER FURNITURE PLACEMENT.
- OKAY.
- IT'S GREAT SEEING THE LIVING ROOM WITH NOTHING IN IT.
OH, WHAT A DREAM!
I CAN NOW REALLY HAVE A VISION
OF WHAT THIS ROOM'S GONNA LOOK LIKE.
THE CHAISE, SOFA, AND TWO CHAIRS.
COFFEE TABLE. - RIGHT.
REALLY, THAT'S IT.
I WANT LINDSAY'S LIVING ROOM TO BE FUN AND VIBRANT.
SHE'S YOUNG, I DON'T WANT IT TO BE STUFFY OR FORMAL.
THE RUG IS JUST GOING TO BASICALLY
FRAME ALL THE FURNITURE. - ALL THE SEATING.
OKAY, GREAT. - YEAH.
I DON'T WANT TO OVER-CLUTTER IT. - RIGHT.
- OVERALL, I WANT LINDSAY
TO FEEL COMFORTABLE AND SAFE IN HER HOME.
SHE'S GOT SO MANY GREAT OPPORTUNITIES RIGHT NOW,
AND I'M HOPING THAT THIS HOUSE
IS GONNA BE PART OF THE NEW LINDSAY.
I JUST REALLY WANT TO SURPRISE HER.
- YEAH. - SHE HASN'T HAD
THE EASIEST OF YEARS... - NO.
- AND SHE'S READY TO GET MOVED INTO HER NEW HOME.
OH, MY GOD. LINDSAY HAS HAD A CAR CRASH.
I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS, I WANT TO BE THERE,
MAKE SURE SHE'S OKAY.
- RICK? - WHAT?
- HOW ARE YOU DOING? - I'M DOING GREAT.
- YOU GOT IT ALL DONE! - NO, I DIDN'T.
IT'S CLOSE. HI.
- IT LOOKS GOOD. - WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
- CHERRIES. - MMM.
- YOU WANT A CHERRY, LUKE?
- HE NEVER SAYS NO.
- [seductively] DO YOU WANT A CHERRY, LUKE?
[laughs] DID I JUST DO THAT?
- [laughing] SHE'S SO DIRTY.
- WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? - I DON'T KNOW,
BUT THAT WAS REALLY DIRTY.
- I'M FROM ANOTHER TIME AND PLACE.
- IT'S KINDA COUGAR-ISH. - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW.
[laughter] - IT'S A LITTLE COUGAR-Y.
- LOOK AT HIM. "UH-HUH."
- [laughs]
- MY FLOOR DOESN'T MATCH. THIS ISN'T WORKING FOR ME.
MAYBE I'LL JUST CARPET IT OVER THIS.
WHAT A WASTE OF MONEY. THIS WAS DUMB.
- WELL? - YEAH, "WELL."
"WELL, YOU'RE DUMB." WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT, RICK?
- I DON'T KNOW. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THAT?
I JUST CAN'T EVEN BELIEVE I WASTED THIS KIND OF MONEY
ON THE STENCILED FLOOR. IT WAS AT LEAST TEN GRAND.
I'M KIND OF BEING MY OWN WORST CLIENT RIGHT NOW.
KONSTANTIN? - WHERE ARE YOU?
- I'M FINISHING WALLPAPERING MY THING.
HEY. - HI, BABY.
- KONSTANTIN IS ONE OF MY GREAT OLD FRIENDS.
- WHAT IS THIS? - CAN YOU JUST TAKE
THE WHOLE BAG? - UH, NO.
- SORRY. - UGH! UGH. THAT WAS GROSS.
- HE'S PICKY. - HI.
- HE'S KIND OF THIS WELL-CONNECTED,
INTERNATIONAL GREEK ARTIST.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? [laughs]
- I'M KISSING YOU.
- OKAY, GOOD. - I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU
FOR SUCH A LONG TIME. - AND HE'S NOT ONLY GORGEOUS,
BUT SUPER FUN AND KIND OF CRAZY AND TOTALLY GREEK.
WHAT'S THIS ONE? - THIS IS A DRAWING
WHICH IS A VERY, VERY, VERY RECENT DRAWING.
IT'S A MRS. TEPENDRIS DRAWING.
SHE FROZE HERSELF TO-- - [laughs]
- SO-- [laughs]
- WAIT, WAIT.
- SHE WENT--SHE FROZE HERSELF IN AN ICE CUBE, YOU KNOW?
- WAIT. - SHE STAYED THERE
FOR FOUR YEARS IN AN ICE CUBE.
- MRS. TEPENDRIS IS KIND OF CRAZY,
DOES WHATEVER SHE WANTS, IS SUPER ECCENTRIC,
SO I GUESS HE SEEMS TO THINK I'M THAT.
- I LOVE THIS ONE. - THINK IT'S KIND OF FAB,
AND IT'S HAPPY AND YOUNG.
WELL, WHY DON'T WE GO SEE IF I CAN PUT IT IN THE KITCHEN?
DARLING, I HAD THEM JUST FINISH THE WALLPAPER.
I CHANGED IT IN HERE. - WOW, THAT'S SO AMAZING.
I LOVE THIS WALLPAPER. WHO MADE IT?
- QUADRILLE. - WOW, THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
- AND THE WINDOW SEAT MATCHES. I JUST WANT TO BE HAPPY IN HERE.
- THIS IS SO GORGEOUS. - THE QUADRILLE PAPER,
IT'S SUPER CLEAN AND FRESH.
FRANKLY, IT'S PRETTY GLAMOROUS FOR A KITCHEN.
- IT'S A RESURRECTION. - [laughs]
I AM RESURRECTED, SINCE I'M ALL NEW AND FRESH.
- FROM THE BIG FREEZER. SHE DID IT FOR BEAUTY,
IN ORDER TO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, AVOID PLASTIC SURGERY,
AVOID BOTOX, AVOID, LIKE, TRAUMA.
- YOU'RE PREACHING TO THE CHOIR.
YOU DON'T NEED TO WASTE YOUR BREATH ON THAT.
- I'M EXCITED. - I'M TELLING YOU,
YOUR PLACE IS GONNA BE SO CUTE.
- HI. - HEATHER, HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU.
- AND YOU. THIS IS MY CLIENT, LINDSAY.
- HI, HOW ARE YOU. - HI, NICE TO SEE YOU.
- HEATHER. - YOU TOO.
- TOMORROW IS THE INSTALLATION.
BUT I STILL HAVE A FEW ITEMS LEFT TO FIND
FOR LINDSAY'S BEDROOM.
THIS IS ONE OF THE STYLES, AND I DON'T KNOW
WHETHER YOU LIKE THIS ONE OR THERE'S ANOTHER ONE
AT THE BACK I SEE OVER THERE.
- I KINDA LIKE THAT. - YEAH.
THIS IS GONNA GO IN THE MASTER BEDROOM.
- GREAT. - YEAH.
- I LIKE IT BETTER. - GO AND LIE IN IT,
MAKE SURE IT'S COMFORTABLE. - YEAH.
- I LOVE THIS TOO. I'M GONNA GO TO SLEEP NOW.
- IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE MADE FOR IT TODAY.
[laughter] - I KNOW, RIGHT?
- IT'S SO CUTE. - I CAME TO MATCH.
- SHE'S DEFINITELY GOT FANTASTICALLY GOOD TASTE.
IT'S RATHER FEMININE, FRENCH, AND PERFECT.
IN YOUR BEDROOM, WE COULD DO TWO DIFFERENT BEDSIDE TABLES.
ONE, SOMETHING LIKE THIS, AND THEN ONE CHEST OF DRAWERS.
YOU KNOW, WITH DRAWERS AND THAT. - OKAY.
- AND THERE'S THAT LITTLE WRITING DESK UP FRONT ALSO.
- OH. - YEAH,
I LOVE THAT. - WITH THE PULL-OUT TRAY?
WHICH ONE? - WELL, I LOVE THIS PIECE TOO.
- YEAH, ISN'T IT CUTE? - YEAH.
I LOVE, LIKE, ALL THE HIDDEN DRAWERS.
- MM-HMM. - USUALLY, THEY WON'T OPEN.
- I REALLY FEEL THAT I HAVE GIVEN HER
EXACTLY WHAT SHE ASKED FOR.
SO I THINK WE'RE GOOD. - PERFECT.
- I'VE ARRIVED BACK IN ENGLAND
TO GET THE IMPERIAL ARMS OPEN FOR BUSINESS.
TODAY IS REALLY OUR MAIN INSTALL.
I NEED TO GET EVERYTHING IN, TWEAK IT ALL UP,
AND THEN TOMORROW, I'VE GOT A FEW HOURS TO KIND OF
DO THE LAST FINISHING TOUCHES BEFORE THEIR BIG OPENING PARTY.
[clanging and clatter]
MY GOD. THERE'S STILL A LOT TO DO, ISN'T THERE?
[chatter] WOW.
- CAN WE JUST GET THROUGH HERE?
- THE PLACE IS A BOMB SITE.
[laughing] ARE WE QUITE SURE
YOU'RE GONNA BE OPENING TOMORROW?
- SOME MORE CLEANING, YES. - YES.
- WHEN'S THIS GOING IN? - TODAY.
- AND THE CARPET? - TODAY.
- YEAH, IT'S ALL HAPPENING AT THE MOMENT.
- [laughs] - AND ALL THIS WEIRD EQUIPMENT?
- IS GOING ON THE SCAFFOLDING AND THROUGH THE WINDOW UPSTAIRS.
- YEAH. - AND ALL THE BANQUETTES
HAVE STARTED COMING IN FROM THE UPHOLSTERER?
- HE'S NOT GONNA BE READY. TOLD ME THIS MORNING.
- [laughs]
I CANNOT BELIEVE-- [laughs]
YOU'RE GONNA BE-- YOU WANT TO OPEN TOMORROW.
JESUS.
I'M SORT OF WORRIED FOR MY SISTER.
THIS ISN'T EVEN GONNA GET OPEN.
I MEAN, THERE'S NO CARPET, NO SEATS, AND NO BAR.
- TINA'S BEEN QUITE STRESSFUL FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS.
- I'M FEELING QUITE STRESSFUL MYSELF RIGHT NOW.
I HAVE TO TAKE CONTROL OF THIS SITUATION
AND MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
LET'S GET GOING, AND SEE IF I CAN HELP OUT
MOVING SOME OF THIS STUFF. TIME IS RUNNING ALONG.
WE NEED TO REALLY GET THIS PULLED TOGETHER.
THANK YOU. [chuckles]
- DID THE LEATHER TAPE ARRIVE I BOUGHT FOR THE BAR?
- IT DID ARRIVE, BUT IT'S--IT-- - 'CAUSE I CAN PUT THAT UP.
THERE IS SO MUCH LEFT TO DO.
HOW WE'RE GONNA GET THIS ALL DONE
FOR THIS PUB OPENING TOMORROW, I HAVE NO IDEA.
I JUST HAVE NO IDEA.
[hammering]
- I'M DRAGGING NATHAN OUT TO SHOP WITH ME.
HE DOESN'T WANT ME TO BUY ANOTHER THING,
BUT I'M SORRY, I NEED SOME NEW FURNITURE
FOR MY LIVING ROOM.
PETER? - PETER, OH, MY GOD.
- GOD, YOU KNOW WHO'S HERE. - MARY AND NATHAN.
HOW ARE YOU? - WHO'S THAT NOW?
- I LOVE SHOPPING. IT'S VERY HARD FOR ME NOT TO.
- SO WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
- I WANT SOME LADYLIKE STUFF AND SOME ENGLISH--
ACTUALLY, I'M DOING GREEN LIKE THIS.
TO BE HONEST, IF I DIDN'T HAVE 700 OF THOSE CHAIRS,
I WOULD BUY THAT FROM YOU.
I COULD, ACTUALLY. - MUMS DOESN'T WANT
TO GIVE HER STUFF AWAY, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.
- SHE HOLDS IT. - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'D LIKE?
I AM, I'M, LIKE, A HOARDER. I LOVE IT ALL.
LIKE, I NEED A PAIR OF CONSOLES.
- THOSE WOULD WORK, MUMS.
- BUT I DON'T REALLY LOVE THE TOP.
I WANT IT TO BE, LIKE, UPHOLSTERED,
WHERE IT'S RAISED. LIKE, IT'S AN INCH.
- I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU, RUN. IT'S NOT WORTH IT.
- FOR MARY, I'LL DO ANYTHING.
- I DON'T CARE WHAT NATHAN SAYS. I'M BUYING THESE TABLES.
I DEFINITELY NEED THESE ON EACH SIDE OF THE MAIN FIREPLACE.
OKAY, MAYBE SOME BLUE AND WHITE. - I'VE NEVER--SEE,
THAT'S WHY I NEVER FIND ANYTHING THERE.
YOU END UP BUYING BLUE AND WHITE, I'LL JUST DIE,
'CAUSE I-- - BUT I HAVE TO SAY,
THESE ARE DIFFERENT THAN ALL THE ONES I HAVE.
- THERE IS A 12-STEP PROGRAM FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
- I WISH THEY WOULD JUST LEAVE ME ALONE.
I LOVE TO SHOP.
IF I CAN AFFORD IT, WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
- CELEBRITY HOARDER. - THAT--YOU ONLY MAKE IT--
- THAT--YES. - I CAN AFFORD IT.
- CELEBRITY HOARDER ANONYMOUS. - IT'S ONLY A PROBLEM
WHEN YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT.
CRAZY PEOPLE ARE ONLY CRAZY WHEN THEY'RE POOR.
WHEN THEY'RE RICH, THEY'RE ECCENTRIC.
- THAT'S TRUE. THAT'S SO TRUE.
- JEN, MORNING. HOW ARE YOU?
- [on phone] HI.
- UGH. I'M ON MY WAY TO LINDSAY'S.
TODAY'S THE DAY OF THE INSTALL,
AND I THINK LINDSAY'S GONNA BE THRILLED
WHEN I REVEAL THESE ROOMS TO HER.
OH, MY GOD,
IT IS SO [bleep] BEAUTIFUL.
THE FLOOR LOOKS GREAT. OH, MY GOODNESS, I LOVE IT.
WALKING IN, SEEING THOSE FLOORS, REALLY GOT ME EXCITED.
LITTLE PICTURE. [camera snapping]
[text alert]
OH, MY GOD.
"KATHRYN, WE JUST GOT IN A MAJOR CAR ACCIDENT.
"WE'RE IN THE HOSPITAL. I'M ON A STRETCHER, TEXTING YOU.
WILL YOU COME?"
WOW. UM, GOSH.
GOD, I HOPE SHE'S ALL RIGHT.
I LITERALLY GOT GOOSEBUMPS.
IT'S-- IT'S HEART-BREAKING.
LINDSAY HAS HAD A CAR CRASH.
- [on phone] OH, MY GOD.
- UH-- - OKAY, I'LL LET THEM KNOW.
- I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL.
IF ANYONE FROM MY OFFICE COMES, TELL THEM I'LL BE BACK.
I HAD A BIT OF AN EMERGENCY.
I MEAN, ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS I WANT TO BE THERE,
I WANT TO GET TO HER, MAKE SURE SHE'S OKAY.
OH, GOD.
- WHERE'S THE GREEN CHAIRS?
I'M TRYING TO INSTALL THE FURNITURE,
AND I NEED THE CHAIRS.
- I THINK THEY'VE BEEN STOLEN.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY'VE BEEN STOLEN?
- OH, THEY LOOK NICE.
THEY LOOK NICE AND SHINY, DON'T THEY?
THAT'S THAT LOVELY-- - GUYS, I'M HERE.
HEY. - HI, DARLING.
- WOW. MY GOD!
- BIT DIFFERENT FROM YESTERDAY MORNING, EH?
- IT IS, BUT JESUS, THERE'S STILL A LOT TO DO, ISN'T THERE?
- WELL, WE'VE GOT AN ARMY OF FRIENDS HELPING TODAY.
- I'M FEELING PRETTY RELIEVED THIS MORNING,
BECAUSE THE CURTAINS HAVE BEEN INSTALLED,
CARPET'S DOWN, SO I CAN NOW START PLACING THE FURNITURE,
AND GETTING THIS PLACE SHIPSHAPE.
OKAY, LET'S GET THIS SHOW ROLLING.
- RIGHT, I'VE GOT TO GO AND PICK UP
SOME MORE MARBLE TABLETOPS.
- THAT'LL BE GREAT.
I WANT TO CREATE AN OLD PUB WITH A NEW, INTERESTING TWIST.
THE PALETTE OF RED, GOLD, AND BLACK
GIVES THE PUB BEAUTIFUL FOUNDATION
TO BECOME SOMETHING SEXY AND SOPHISTICATED.
GREAT, LOVE THOSE.
OKAY? - YEAH.
- THANK YOU.
WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT IS THAT THERE IS
REALLY COMFORTABLE SEATING IN THIS PUB.
I'VE DESIGNED THESE BEAUTIFUL BANQUETTES
TAKEN FROM THESE FABULOUS PICTURES
I FOUND OF SOME IN ROME.
STRAIGHT INTO THAT CORNER. - YEAH.
- AND IT DIES HERE, RIGHT? - YEAH.
- OKAY.
THE RED BANQUETTES HAVE COST ABOUT $10,000 EACH,
AND IT'S VERY IMPORTANT TO THE PUB
BECAUSE THEY REALLY ADD THE LUXURY ELEMENT.
IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?
IT'S GONNA BE VERY RICH IN HERE. - YEAH.
- ONCE IT'S GOT THE GREEN CHAIRS,
YOU KNOW, TO BREAK IT ALL UP.
WHERE'S THE GREEN CHAIRS?
- JUST CALL RUSSELL. I THINK HE TIDIED UP A BIT.
YOU CAN'T MISS BLOODY 12 CHAIRS.
- THERE WAS--THERE WAS--I WENT IN THE COACH HOUSE YESTERDAY.
THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE COACH HOUSE YESTERDAY.
- OKAY. UM, I THINK THEY'VE BEEN STOLEN.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THEY'VE BEEN STOLEN?
- THEY'RE NOWHERE. THEY WERE IN THE COACH HOUSE.
SOMEONE MUST HAVE BROKE IN AND TAKEN THEM ALL.
- YOU'RE KIDDING ME. - I'M NOT KIDDING YOU.
THEY'RE NOT-- THEY'RE NOWHERE.
- WE HAVE EIGHT HOURS UNTIL THE GUESTS ARRIVE
FOR THE BIG OPENING PARTY.
HOW CAN WE OPEN A PUB WITHOUT ANY CHAIRS?
OH, MY GOD. HOW AWFUL. - [sighs]
- LOU-LOU.
OKAY, I'M DRIVING BACK FROM THE HOSPITAL.
I DIDN'T--I DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SEE LINDSAY,
BECAUSE SHE HAD ALL HER SHARKS AROUND HER.
LINDSAY, THANK GOODNESS, IS FINE,
BUT DID YOU LOOK UP ON THE INTERNET?
APPARENTLY, IT'S ALL OVER THE INTERNET.
- WHAT DOES THE CAR LOOK LIKE?
- SO, SO LUCKY.
I MEAN, SHE'S OKAY. I'M SO RELIEVED.
THE BEST THING I CAN DO RIGHT NOW
IS GO BACK TO HER HOME AND FINISH IT
AND GET IT READY FOR HER.
- HOW IS LINDSAY DOING?
- SHE'S OKAY. I DIDN'T ACTUALLY--
I WASN'T ALLOWED TO GO IN AND SEE HER.
- OH. - BUT SHE TEXTED ME,
AND SHE HAD TO GO BACK TO WORK.
- OH, MY GOSH. - I KNOW.
- SHE'S OKAY TO DO THAT?
- THEY WANTED HER BACK ON SET. WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
I WANT HER, NOW MORE THAN EVER,
TO HAVE A FABULOUS PLACE TO COME HOME TO.
THIS IS SO DIVINE.
THE BED'S ARRIVED, THE HEADBOARD,
CURTAINS HAVE BEEN HUNG,
ALL THE GRANGE FURNITURE HAS ARRIVED.
IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD.
IT'S REALLY CUTE.
THAT LOOKS REALLY GOOD, NOW THAT YOU'VE HAND-STITCHED THAT DOWN.
DRILL IT IN.
WE DON'T WANT LINDSAY FALLING OUT OF BED.
I'M SO THRILLED TO SHOW IT TO HER.
I THINK LINDSAY WILL BE REALLY HAPPY.
I LOVE THIS RUG IN HERE. I THINK IT'S GREAT.
LET'S JUST MOVE THAT WITH THAT AGAIN.
THE LIVING ROOM IS A HUGE CHANGE.
LET'S MOVE THIS BACK TO WHERE YOU HAD IT BEFORE.
LET'S TAKE IT TWO INCHES OFF THE WALL
SO IT'S NOT, LIKE--YEAH.
I THINK THIS IS EXACTLY THE RIGHT LEVEL OF COMFORT.
YEAH, I LIKE THIS. I THINK THIS IS GOOD.
YEAH, IT'S HOW YOU ORIGINALLY HAD IT.
I'M THRILLED THE WAY EVERYTHING'S TURNED OUT HERE.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ENTRIES, I'M TELLING YOU, BOYS.
- THAT WAS THE WAY I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO IT.
WHO CARES, IT'S DONE.
- YEAH, IT--IT'S-- - JUST KEEP MOVING.
LET'S GET THIS OUT OF HERE.
THERE'S TOO MUCH CRAP EVERYWHERE.
OKAY. I DON'T KNOW.
SINCE DAWN THIS MORNING, I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN WORKING NON-STOP.
I WANT YOU TO BE SURE OF YOUR HOLES, 'CAUSE THIS IS...
- OF COURSE. - A RIDICULOUS AMOUNT OF MONEY
IN WALLPAPER.
IS IT ALMOST IN LINE WITH THIS?
I DON'T WANT TO MAKE IT LOOK UNEVEN WITH THIS, REALLY.
- OKAY.
- I AM HOPING FOR THIS KIND OF LADYLIKE, BOHEMIAN LOOK.
- I DON'T REALLY WANT TO PUT ANYTHING OVER THIS.
I'M NEEDING A HAND-HOLD HERE, 'CAUSE I'M FEELING LIKE I'M--
I'M INUNDATED IN JUNK.
NORMALLY, I REALLY ACCESSORIZE A LOT,
BUT I DECIDE, IT'S JUST ABOUT THE WALLPAPER,
AND THAT'S GONNA BE THE STAR.
HURAN?
OKAY, LOWER. LOWER, LOWER, LOWER, LOWER.
MAYBE I'M NOT EXPLAINING THIS. DEEPER AND LOWER.
KENNA, STOP. DO WE LIKE THIS?
- HANG ON ONE SECOND. - WELL, MY LIVING ROOM
IS GOING TO LOOK AMAZING.
I KEPT THE WALLS WHITE AND I KEPT THE FLOORS WHITE,
BUT RIGHT NOW, IT'S JUST FULL OF STUFF THAT CAME FROM STORAGE.
PUT IT THERE FOR NOW, AND, LIKE, EITHER IT GOES ALL THE WAY OUT--
AND I WILL DECIDE WHAT I'M USING AND WHAT I'M NOT.
TAKE ALL THE LITTLE EXTRA THINGS THAT ENDED UP IN THE TV ROOM,
AND JUST PUT 'EM OUTSIDE, AND THEN COME BACK UP HERE.
TAKE THIS BACK TO THE BACK YARD.
I CAN'T REALLY DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE.
I GOTTA MOVE IT OUT. MOVE IT IN, AND MOVE IT OUT.
I MEAN, IT'S JUST CRAZINESS.
OKAY, BRING THAT IN THE BACK YARD.
I WILL FIX IT IN A MINUTE.
THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH CRAP EVERYWHERE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS STUFF IS.
- GARBAGE. - SOMEHOW,
I'M INSTALLING THINGS FOR MY HOUSE TO LOOK PERFECT,
AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE GIVING A DINNER PARTY,
AND IT'S ALL HAPPENING ON THE SAME DAY,
WHICH IS ACTUALLY TOTAL INSANITY.
[dogs barking] THAT'S ENOUGH!
NONE OF MY SHUTTERS ARE ON MY HOUSE
OR THE MOLDING. WHATEVER, WHATEVER.
LET'S JUST KEEP GOING.
[dog growls]
THIS IS ACTUALLY A NIGHTMARE.
AND WHERE IS NATHAN, BY THE WAY?
[dog growls]
- WHAT ELSE WAS IN THE COACH HOUSE?
- NOTHING-- NOTHING ELSE OF IMPORTANCE.
- HOW MANY OF THEM ALL WERE THERE?
- THERE WAS 12. - I FEEL SO BAD FOR MY SISTER.
SHE JUST LOOKS SO OVERWHELMED.
- OH, THANK GOD FOR THAT.
OH, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
- COME ON, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE OVER.
- OH! - IT WAS A BIT DRAMATIC THERE.
- OKAY, LET'S ALL CALM DOWN FOR A MINUTE,
AND JUST TAKE A LITTLE BREATH, AND THEN WE'LL BE ABLE
TO MOVE ON. - 'CAUSE THEY'RE MY FAVORITES.
- THEY'RE ALSO A MAJOR PART OF MY DECORATIVE SCHEME...
- [laughs] - WHICH IS EVEN MORE IMPORTANT
THAN BEING YOUR FAVORITES.
SOMEBODY PUT THEM IN THE COACH HOUSE,
AND THEY WERE HIDDEN UNDER A PILE OF RUBBISH.
THANK GOD, BECAUSE WE COULDN'T HAVE OPENED WITHOUT THE CHAIRS.
[sighs]
- BRING THE REST OF THE SPIRIT UP.
- THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THIS BEAUTIFUL, WARM SPACE
IS MY DECORATIVE SCHEME. - THEY'RE GREEN.
AREN'T THEY MEANT TO BE IN THE OTHER BAR, THOSE ONES?
- WE NEED STOOLS IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE.
YOU CAN'T FIT CHAIRS IN BOTH SIDES THERE.
- RIGHT, BUT THEY'RE GREEN. DOES THAT MATTER?
- OH, IT'S ONE WHOLE DESIGN PROCESS.
- SO YOU'RE GONNA-- THAT'S OKAY,
THEY CAN HAVE GREEN AND RED, YEAH?
- RED AND BLACK AND GREEN, THEY'RE MASCULINE COLORS.
THESE--I KIND OF LOVE-- THE RED TIES THE THREE REDS IN.
- YEAH. - WHICH IS QUITE NICE.
AND THEY LOOK GOOD, AND DESPITE ALL OF THE OBSTACLES,
IT'S ACTUALLY COMING TOGETHER.
IF YOU COULD HOLD THEM FOR ME FOR A SECOND...
- YEAH, YEAH. - SO I CAN HAVE A LOOK,
AND SEE THE HEIGHT ISSUES.
YEAH, SO THAT HEIGHT'S GOOD.
ONE OF THE AMAZING THINGS
IS THAT I FOUND IN THE CELLAR OLD, NAPOLEONIC PICTURES.
IT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT TO BRING THOSE BACK,
ADD THEM IN TO THE DECOR.
THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT WILL SET THIS PROJECT APART
FROM ALL THE OTHER PUBS IN THE AREA.
- HEY! - OH, MY GOD, IT'S NAPOLEON.
- AHA. - HE IS HERE.
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO THE HONORS,
AND PUT HIM IN THAT LITTLE SPOT OVER THERE?
THE *** NAPOLEON REALLY IS, AS HE WOULD SAY HIMSELF,
THE PIECE DE LA RESISTANCE OF MY DECORATIVE SCHEME.
OKAY, GUYS. I THINK THAT WE ARE ALL READY FOR A PARTY.
HEY! - WE ARE NOW.
- WELL DONE. - FANTASTIC.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. - UNBELIEVABLE.
- WHAT A TRANSFORMATION. - YEAH.
- UNBELIEVABLE, MARTYN.
- THE SPACE HAS COME TOGETHER, FINALLY.
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.
- THAT'S MY FAVORITE BAR. - THAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAR?
- I WANT TO HANG OUT IN THERE.
[laughter] - WE HAVE TO LIGHT THE FIRE
IN THERE TONIGHT. - YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO.
YOU'RE GONNA BE WORKING.
- THE FIRE NEEDS TO GO ON.
THIS IS THE MODERN DAY PUB.
IT HAS IMPERIAL DECOR, BRITISH VIBE,
HOLDING TRADITION AS ITS VALUES
AND MODERN GLAMOUR AT ITS ESSENCE.
- WE'VE JUST DONE SO MUCH. IT'S JUST INCREDIBLE.
- YEAH. YEAH. - YOU GUYS, GO GET READY.
- YEAH. - OKAY.
- GET YOURSELVES PULLED TOGETHER,
AND LET'S GET YOU GUYS MAKING SOME MONEY.
- OH, YES, PLEASE. [laughter]
- THANK YOU, MARTYN.
- WELL DONE. - WELL DONE.
- PUT TWO IN ONE.
DO IT!
- [laughing] I LIKE IT--
- YOU KNOW WHAT? I LEFT IT AT THE CLEANERS.
- YOU WANT JAMES TO JUST GO GET IT?
- NO! - OKAY.
- YOU'VE GOT TO STOP SUGGESTING THOSE THINGS.
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR ANY OF THAT.
I MEAN, I'D LOVE-- - MARY!
- HELLO? - ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?
I'LL BRING THE DRAWING.
I MADE THIS FOR YOU.
- OH! - WE FRAMED IT JUST ON TIME.
- OH. - SWEETHEART?
- I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE GONNA MAKE IT.
- NO, THAT-- OH, I MEAN,
WE FRAME IT JUST FOR YOU, JUST ON TIME.
- [gasps] - [gasps]
- LOOK AT--THAT IS SO GREAT! - OH! [laughs]
- I LOVE THE BEDROOM. DO YOU LIKE IT?
- OH! - WHERE SHALL I PUT IT?
- "RESURRECTED FROM THE DEEP FREEZE."
- YOUR BEDROOM CHANGED COMPLETELY.
THIS IS LIKE A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FEELING.
I SHOULD MOVE HERE.
I MEAN, YOU'RE--IT'S LIKE YOU HAVE A WALL-TO-WALL CARPET.
WHERE IS THE PAINTED FLOOR? THIS IS--
- I KEPT IT UNDER-- I COULDN'T FIGURE IT OUT,
SO I JUST-- - THIS BED, I WANT TO JUMP IN
RIGHT NOW. IT'S LIKE-- - WELL, DON'T.
- OOH, I LOVE IT! THIS IS-- - DON'T, WE'RE IRONING IT.
- SO YOU THINK WE PUT IT IN THE KITCHEN?
- KONSTANTIN COMES IN, AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
MY HOUSE IS STILL A MESS, AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE
HOSTING A DINNER PARTY IN A FEW HOURS,
SO IT'S ALL A LITTLE BIT OF A CRAZY CLUSTER-YOU-KNOW-WHAT.
- OKAY, LOOK AT THAT. - HURAN, WHAT'S IN THAT BOX?
- DARLING, LOOK.
- I'M JUST, LIKE, CONFUSED AS TO WHAT THAT PILE IS.
NATHAN'S INVITED ALL OF OUR FRIENDS,
AND THE WHOLE BACKYARD'S COVERED IN BOXES.
- BYE.
- WHERE THE HECK IS NATHAN?
DON'T YOU LIKE IT? THIS IS ALL FOR NATHAN,
'CAUSE HE WANTED TO HAVE A DINNER.
HE'S DEFINITELY GROUNDED.
OKAY, DUDE, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
- HI!
- THIS IS A DISASTER. THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING.
I HAVE ABOUT FOUR HOURS TO HAVE TWO CLEANERS
CLEAN THE WHOLE HOUSE, IRON EVERYTHING.
IT'S NOT EVEN PUT TOGETHER, AND I'M A DESIGNER.
- I'LL BE UP ANY MINUTE.
- WELL, BY THE WAY,
THE WHOLE AREA YOU'RE HAVING THE DINNER PARTY
IS FULL OF, LIKE, WEIRD B--EVERYTHING
THAT I THREW OUT OF THE HOUSE AND DIDN'T USE.
IT'S LIKE A HUGE TRASH PILE.
HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
[indistinct chatter]
- OH, YOU LOOK GORGEOUS! YOU GOT YOUR--
- MWAH.
all: HEY!
[indistinct chatter]
- WHAT DO YOU THINK? - DOESN'T IT LOOK LOVELY!
- CUTE, RIGHT? - VERY COZY AND GORGEOUS.
- RIGHT?
- I THINK HE'S GONNA GET LESSONS OFF OF MARTYN, I'M SORRY.
[laughter]
- CONGRATULATIONS, ANYWAY. - THANK YOU.
- CHEERS. WELL DONE. - CHEERS.
[indistinct chatter]
- SO YOU SEEN MUM? - NO.
I HAVE TO SAY, THIS IS ONE OF MY PROUDEST MOMENTS.
IT'S MY HOMETOWN AND IT'S FOR MY FAMILY.
HEY, MUMMY. - MY DARLING!
- MWAH. - MM.
OH. - ARE YOU OKAY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE WAY THE PUB LOOKS?
- IT LOOKS REALLY, REALLY NICE.
- I THINK IT'S GONNA BE A FANTASTIC NEW BEGINNING
FOR MY SISTER AND HER FAMILY'S LIFE,
AND I'M SO PROUD TO HAVE BEEN A PART OF IT.
THIS IS AN AMAZING FEELING.
THIS IS WHAT IT'S ABOUT TO BE A DECORATOR.
[cork pops] - [gasps]
[indistinct chatter]
- IT'S A LITTLE MORE TO DO THAN I WAS EXPECTING.
- LITERALLY, THIS DINNER IS IN, LIKE, 2 1/2 HOURS.
IT'S A REAL POSSIBILITY THAT WE MIGHT NOT GET THIS DONE.
- ALL OF A SUDDEN, I'M SEEING THE, LIKE, REALITY.
[laughter]
- [pops lips]
CH-CHOO, CH-CHOO.
SO THIS IS WHAT THIS THING DOES.
- [laughs]
- OH, IT'S A BEAUTIFUL SUNSET.
- IT'S NOT BAD. - GORGEOUS.
- AH, THIS IS THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE.
ROSS IS HOME, COOKING ME DINNER.
I'M AT HOME WITH A GLASS OF WINE.
LIFE IS GOOD.
I LOVE YOU. - DO YOU?
- YEAH. - AW, YOU'RE SWEET. THANK YOU.
I LOVE YOU AND SHRIMP.
- CAN I EAT THESE NOW?
OH, THIS WOULD BE MY APPETIZER.
- THIS IS YOUR APPETIZER, SHRIMP ON A SALT BLOCK.
- OOH, HOO, HOO, HOO.
- OH, MY GOD, THAT'S GOOD!
- MMM! - GOOD?
IF YOU FIRE ME, I HAVE A FUTURE.
- DEFINITELY.
- I AM FREAKING OUT.
- IT DOESN'T EXACTLY LOOK LIKE PARTY CENTRAL YET.
- IT'S ACTUALLY NOT EVEN FUNNY. - [laughs]
- NATHAN, WHO'S THE MOST PLAYFUL PERSON ON THE PLANET,
COMES LOLLYGAGGING UP THE BACK WALKWAY
IN HIS FRESHLY-SHOWERED SUIT.
I'M SO MAD AT YOU. - DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW--
WHY ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
[laughs] - SO MAD AT YOU!
- [laughing] OW!
OH, MY GOD. - OKAY, GUYS?
CAN YOU GO GET A BROOM?
JUST START SWEEPING THIS. OH!
- IT'S A LITTLE MORE TO DO THAN I WAS EXPECTING.
- SO HE REALIZES IT'S KIND OF CODE RED--
OR IS IT CODE BLUE?
[laughs] - WAIT...
- DON'T! [laughter]
LITERALLY, THIS DINNER IS IN, LIKE, 2 1/2 HOURS.
IT'S NOT-- - ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I'M SEEING THE, LIKE, REALITY. - [laughs]
PEOPLE MIGHT BE COMING OVER,
AND THE WHOLE BACKYARD IS COVERED IN BOXES.
THIS ALL HAPPENED 'CAUSE YOU WANTED TO HAVE PEOPLE OVER.
AND I-- - WELL, MUMS, I HAD NO IDEA
WHAT WAS GOING ON! - I TOLD YOU, I WASN'T READY.
I HAD JUST MOVED. - OKAY,
BUT I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, OBVIOUSLY.
- WELL, YOU INSISTED. IS THAT--IS THAT--?
- IT'S A STEREO. - A STEREO?
- YEAH, LIKE, A 1980s STEREO.
[laughter] - I DON'T WANT THAT--
- MAKE SURE WE KEEP IT. - WE MAY--
YEAH, PUT THAT SOMEWHERE SAFE.
IF I SEE ANOTHER *** LAMPSHADE,
I'M GONNA LOSE MY MIND. - WAIT, I NEED THOSE PILLOWS.
THEY GO OUTSIDE HERE.
- YOU NEED THIS? - ACTU--
I'M MISSING SOME-- - OKAY, NOW, I'M GETTING,
LIKE, SPOOKED. [laughter]
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN HOARDERS, WHEN THEY SAY THEY NEED THIS?
[laughter] - I DON'T HAVE A LAMPSH--
- I NEED THIS SHADE!
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THAT? - YES, BUT I DON'T HAVE A SHADE!
- WELL, IT'S SO HAPPENING. - [laughs]
- KENNA. - IT'S HAPPENING.
- NO! - OKAY,
I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT AWAY.
THIS IS WHEN THE THERAPIST KNOWS TO PULL BACK.
- JUST GO UPSTAIRS AND PUT IT ON THE LA--
- AT LEAST YOU'RE A FABULOUS HOARDER OF NICE THINGS--
- YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS GOING IN A BAD DIRECTION.
IT'S EXACTLY WHAT I DIDN'T REALLY WANT.
I DON'T KNOW ANYONE THAT HAS A DINNER PARTY FOR SOMEONE ELSE
WHEN THEY'RE MOVING IN. - I KNOW, MUMS.
- SO MAYBE IT'S JUST CALLED "GENEROSITY."
- IT'S ALL GONNA LOOK PRETTY. IT'S ALREADY LOOKS 100% BETTER.
- OKAY, WELL, WHY DON'T YOU DO IT?
'CAUSE I DON'T FEEL LIKE DOING THIS ANYMORE.
- COME ON.
- YEAH, I JUST GOT A EMAIL FROM THAT PUBLICIST.
I GOT AN EMAIL SAYING THAT, DUE TO WHAT'S HAPPENED TODAY,
SHE'S NOT GONNA BE COMING HOME TONIGHT.
"ALL I CARE ABOUT IS THAT LINDSAY IS OKAY.
WE WILL REVEAL TO LINDSAY WHEN APPROPRIATE."
- AND SHE'S-- AND SHE'S A CLIENT.
WE'RE WILLING TO WORK AROUND HER SCHEDULE, SO--
- OF COURSE. I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED
I CAN'T SHOW IT TO HER TONIGHT,
BECAUSE I THINK IT LOOKS SO GOOD.
HOW ABOUT THERE? COULD--DO YOU MIND?
- MAYBE I'LL PUT THE SMALL ONES SOMEWHERE ELSE, AND JUST--
- ONE SECOND, LET ME SEE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
I THINK THAT GIVING HER THIS WONDERFUL PLACE TO LIVE IN
WILL REALLY HELP HER TO FEEL LIKE SHE'S AN ADULT,
AND THAT, YOU KNOW, THIS IS THE NEW LINDSAY.
YEAH, YOU CAN DO IT A LITTLE HIGHER,
AND CLOSE IT... - YEAH.
- AND THEN IT LOOKS GOOD. - YEAH.
- YEAH, PERFECT, RIGHT THERE.
LOVELY, LOVELY, LOVELY.
LINDSAY'S HOUSE IS REALLY COMING TOGETHER.
I WANT HER TO WALK IN
AND JUST FEEL THAT I'VE DONE A GREAT JOB.
BRILLIANT. THROW THAT IN, AND I THINK WE'RE DONE.
- WE'LL POP A LAMP ON HERE, RIGHT?
- YEAH, I SAW IT. IT'S DOWNSTAIRS.
- YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE AN HOUR AGO.
- [laughs] I WISH I WAS.
- IT WAS MAYHEM, BUT WE PULLED IT OFF.
- THIS IS LOOKING GOOD ENOUGH. I CAN'T DO ANY MORE TODAY.
- SO I HAVE TO DO FLOWERS TOO, YOU GUYS.
- SOMEHOW, THIS ACTUALLY MIGHT JUST GET PULLED OFF
RIGHT IN THE NICK OF TIME.
NATE? - YEAH?
- OH, IT LOOKS CUTE. - HI, MUMS.
- CAN YOU JUST COME UP HERE AND LOOK AT THIS?
I'VE GOT TO SEE IF IT'S, LIKE, TOGETHER ENOUGH.
- UM, OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT UP.
MUMS? OH, MY GOD, IT LOOKS AMAZING.
- THE WALLPAPER'S AMAZING. - THE WALLPAPER'S BEAUTIFUL.
- THE WALLPAPER'S AMAZING, AND THE--
- IT'S SO OLD SCHOOL, MUMS. FANCY LADY.
- MY BEDROOM IS FRESH, CLEAN.
IT'S VERY SIMPLE, HOW I WANTED IT.
I'M ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE
A BONA FIDE MIRACLE HAS HAPPENED TODAY.
DID YOU LOOK AT THE DOWNSTAIRS? - I MEAN, I JUST RAN THROUGH.
- I'M REALLY JUST MAD AT YOU. - WHY ARE YOU STILL MAD AT ME?
- 'CAUSE THIS WAS TOO MUCH FOR ME.
- IT LOOKS REALLY GOOD! - [sighs]
IT'S KIND OF OLD LADY. - IT'S, LIKE, OLD LADY CHIC.
- THE LIVING ROOM IS REALLY KIND OF
A COMBINATION OF ALL DIFFERENT ANTIQUES THAT I LIKE,
BUT I KEPT THE WALLS WHITE AND I KEPT THE FLOORS WHITE.
SO IT'S A CLEAN, MODERN VERSION OF TRADITIONAL.
- OH, THOSE TABLES TURNED OUT REALLY WELL.
- YOU TOLD ME NOT TO BUY 'EM.
- WELL, BECAUSE YOU WERE ON A, LIKE, FRENZY,
BUT IT ACTUALLY-- IT PAID OFF.
- I SEE MY NEW LIVING ROOM CLEAN AND FRESH,
AND I JUST FEEL LIKE IT'S RELATING
TO WHERE I AM IN MY LIFE. STARTING OVER.
I'M ACTUALLY REALLY HAPPY WITH IT.
DON'T YOU THINK IT ACTUALLY LOOKS GOOD?
- I ACTUALLY THOUGHT IT WAS FABRIC AT FIRST,
BUT IT'S WALLPAPER.
- THE KITCHEN IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.
IT'S BRIGHT, IT'S HAPPY, IT'S, LIKE, A LITTLE BIT '70s.
IT'S A LITTLE WEIRD. WHO HAS A VELVET CHAIR IN THE KITCHEN?
- MUMS, AND I LOVE KONSTANTIN'S CRAZY--
- I THINK IT'S VERY KITCHEN-APPROPRIATE.
SHE'S RESURRECTED FROM THE DEEP FREEZE,
BECAUSE THAT'S HOW SHE GETS YOUNG AGAIN.
- RIGHT. I GET IT.
OKAY, WE NEED TO CHANGE.
- OH, CHANGE? - THAT TOO.
- SORRY, THAT'S ALL I COULD THINK OF.
- MUMS, DON'T GO CHANGING ON ME, PLEASE,
NOT AT THIS POINT.
- TRULY, I MEAN, I THINK WE'VE DONE MAGIC.
SO LINDSAY'S NOT GONNA BE COMING HOME TONIGHT.
I'M REALLY, REALLY, REALLY HAPPY.
YOU KNOW, SHE'S HAD A MISERABLE DAY,
BUT I DO THINK THAT IF SHE'D JUST BEEN ABLE TO COME HOME,
IT WOULD'VE BEEN A-- SUCH A POSITIVE.
I'M CALLING LINDSAY.
ONE OF THE THINGS I'VE FOUND OVER THE YEARS OF DECORATING IS
IT'S ABOUT THE CAMARADERIE
BETWEEN THE CLIENT AND THE DESIGNER,
AND I THINK LINDSAY IS ADORABLE.
WE HAVE HAD SUCH A GREAT, FUN EXPERIENCE.
[message beep] DARLING,
YOUR BEDROOM IS FINISHED. IT LOOKS RAVISHING.
I SAY IT MYSELF. WOW, THE BEDROOM,
I MEAN, IT LOOKS AMAZING.
IT LOOKS BETTER THAN I COULD HAVE IMAGINED.
BED MAKES THE ROOM.
THOSE MISMATCHED NIGHTSTANDS IN GRANGE ARE PERFECT.
AND I'M DELIGHTED
WITH YOUR NEWLY-DECORATED LIVING ROOM.
THE LIVING ROOM IS SO BEAUTIFUL.
THE COLORS THAT LINDSAY HAS CHOSEN REALLY POP,
AND I LOVE THAT THEY DO CONNECT.
I'M THRILLED THE WAY EVERYTHING'S TURNED OUT HERE.
DYING TO HEAR WHAT YOU THINK AND TO SHOW IT TO YOU.
UM, GIVE ME A CALL WHEN YOU CAN. BYE.
- WHERE IS THE HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST?
[overlapping chatter]
- MARY!
MARY? MARY?
- MY GOD, I LOVE IT! - OH, GOD. WHO'S COMING?
- HI. - HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
- OH, GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- OH, DARLING, GET DOWN HERE. WE'RE WAITING.
- COME HERE, SLICK. I LOVE THE HAIR.
- DON'T YOU LOVE THE HAIR? - MMM!
SO NICE TO SEE YOU. - IT'S A NEW LOOK.
I KEEP ON THINKING I'M HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SOMEONE.
- DARLING, WILL YOU KEEP MY BOSOMS IN TOW?
THEY KEEP FALLING OUT. - CAN WE JUST HOLD THIS HERE?
- NO, DARLING, THAT'S FOR SOMETHING ELSE.
THAT IS NOT FOR A BOTTLE OF WINE.
[overlapping chatter] - HELLO.
- HI, BOYS. - HOW ARE YOU?
- HOW ARE YOU? - MWAH.
[laughter] - HEY.
[overlapping greetings]
- WHERE IS THE HOSTESS WITH THE MOSTEST?
- I KNOW, SHE HASN'T BEEN-- MARY!
- OF COURSE, EVERYONE HAS ARRIVED,
BUT I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO GET DRESSED.
- DOING A LITTLE ROMEO AND JULIET NUMBER
FROM THE BALCONY. - MUMS?
- MARY!
[overlapping chatter]
- MARY! - MARY!
- I CAN'T LEAVE EVERYBODY DOWN THERE FOR MUCH LONGER.
- MARY? MARY?
HEY. - SORRY.
- HOW ARE YOU, BABE? - I'M SORRY, I'M DO--
I JUST-- I'M JUST GETTING DONE.
I'M COMING. - YOU LOOK VERY DONE.
- I DO? - YOU LOOK DONE.
- I'M NOT REALLY, BUT I GOTTA KEEP GOING. SORRY.
- PUT THE SHOES ON AND WE'RE GOOD.
- I'M SORRY. - MARY, SIT WITH ME.
- LET ME GRAB SOMETHING. HOLD ON, DARLING.
I'M HAVING ANXIETY. HOLD ON. - JUST FOR A MOMENT?
- OH, MY GOD, IT'S RAVISHING!
- OH, IT'S GREEN. HOW DID I KNOW TO WEAR GREEN, DARLING?
I'M MATCHING THE ROOM. - IT'S VERY GROWN-UP.
WHAT IS THAT SMELL? DID SOMEONE FART?
YOU DIDN'T FART, DID YOU?
- OH, NO, DARLING, IT'S JUST DIRTY WATER IN THE POT.
- OH, IS IT? OH, GOD. - YEAH.
- THAT'S OKAY.
- WHERE THE HELL IS MARY? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
SHE'S WAITING TO MAKE AN ENTRANCE.
- MARY! - SHOULD WE GO DOWNSTAIRS?
I'M SORRY. - I HAVE GOOD NEWS.
- [sighs] - I'VE GOT GREAT NEWS.
- YOU GOT ENGAGED? - I GOT ENGAGED.
- SHUT UP! - I GOT ENGAGED.
- TO MY ROSS? - TO YOUR ROSS, YEAH.
- I'M SORT OF MAD AT YOU. HE'S MINE.
- AND YOU'RE THE FIRST TO KNOW. - THAT IS SO--ARE YOU KIDDING?
I'M SUPER HAPPY FOR HIM,
ALTHOUGH I REALLY JUST NEED TO GET DOWNSTAIRS.
[laughs]
ROSS IS DOWNSTAIRS. LET ME GO-- - ROSS IS DOWNSTAIRS.
- YEAH, LET ME GO SAY HI. - I DON'T KNOW,
IT WAS JUST SORT OF LIKE, YEAH. IT WAS TIME. SIX YEARS.
- OH, I LIKE TO JUST LIVE WITH HIM THE REST OF MY LIFE.
- [laughs]
- I THINK THE NAUGHTY SIN KEEPS IT GOING.
- [laughs] OH, GOD.
[overlapping chatter]
LOOK WHO I FOUND UPSTAIRS, GUYS.
- I'M SORRY! I'M SO SORRY.
- SWEETHEART, THIS IS AN AMAZING ACHIEVEMENT.
WHEN I THINK THAT THREE HOURS AGO, I SAW GARBAGE,
AND NOW, IT'S DONE IN-- GORGEOUS.
YOU KNOW, PILES OF BROKEN THINGS.
PILES, MOUNTAINS-- HE IS THE WITNESS.
- DARLING, YOU'RE HILARIOUS. GO LIE DOWN.
- NO, THEY GOT IT-- [laughter]
- YOU TWO NEED TO STOP MAKING OUT.
- ROSS IS LOOKING VERY EXCITED AND VERY HAPPY RIGHT NOW,
AND THAT'S ALL I CAN ASK FOR. I LOVE IT.
- I NEED TO MAKE A TOAST
TO SOMEBODY VERY, VERY, VERY SPECIAL.
THE TWO GUYS ARE ACTUALLY ENGAGED.
- GET OUT OF HERE! - WHOO!
- AH! - CONGRATULATIONS.
[laughter] - GET OUT OF HERE.
DARLING, I THOUGHT THAT YOU AND I
WERE GONNA RUN OFF TOGETHER.
- OH, THAT'S SO SWEET. - WELL, I'M LOOKING
AT BOTH OF YOU WHEN I SAY IT.
[laughter]
- I'M ABSOLUTELY EXHAUSTED.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE A COCKTAIL AND CURL UP ON THE SOFA,
AND I KIND OF REALLY DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO TALK TO ME.
[laughs]
- LET'S RAISE A GLASS TO MARY. - THANK YOU, MARY.
- NO, THANK YOU. - THANK YOU, MARTYN.
- FOR THE BEAUTIFUL HOSPITALITY. - THANK YOU, KATHRYN.
- I GOTTA JUST HOPE THEY ALL TALK TO THEMSELVES.
AND THEN HOPEFULLY, THEY GO HOME IN TWO OR THREE MINUTES.
[laughs]
I BETTER GET OUTTA HERE!
MY SON NEEDS ME! MY SON NEEDS ME!
[laughter]
MAYBE I'LL PACK MY CAR UP AND GO.
[laughs]
I WONDER HOW MUCH STUFF I CAN FIT IN MY CAR.
[laughter]
- FOR MORE INFORMATION ON THE DECORATORS,
GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.
- GOOD-BYE. [baby laughs]