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Danny, your Little is elsewhere. Why don't you come with me?
MARTIN: (SNICKERING) Oh, man.
I've heard of popcorn in the face, but this is ridiculous.
(SCREAMS)
Brothers in arms, follow me!
The evil King Argotron has us cornered.
My fair lady Esplen, Goddess of Navalore.
I fight for your honor.
You wish to kiss me?
There's precious little time.
What the hell.
(MOANS)
No! No. More later! Now I must fight!
Your kid's name is Augie Farks, a little older than most of the kids.
(GRUNTING)
(EPIC MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
Oh.
(MUSIC STOPS)
Um, that...
I wasn't really 100% yet.
Don't judge me by that move that...
I'm not gonna get in trouble, right?
This is just... This is just soft foam and duct tape. It can't harm anyone.
No worries, my liege.
Okay!
This is Danny. He wants to be your new friend.
So I'm gonna let you guys get to know each other,
and I'll fade into the mist.
How's it going?
That's a nice routine you worked out.
I hope you weren't planning on slaying me.
Wonderful.
Come on, Wheeler. Let's meet your kid. His name's Ronnie.
He's one of our youngest. Single mom, full-time job.
Signed him up about six weeks ago. Matched him up with eight different Bigs.
No one's lasted more than a day,
but I think you're perfect because you're young, you're fun,
and you don't wanna go to prison.
That's scary!
Oh!
And FYI, you're playing on this girl's court now, okay?
So you're playing by her rules. Are you the coach?
I am the coach. I'm the coach, and I'm the point guard,
I'm the two forwards, the center, and I'm the other guard.
I'm the entire organization.
Hey, there, Ronnie. How you doing today? Doing a little drawing?
That's cool.
I want you to meet someone really special.
And I think you two dudes are gonna become real homeys.
Ronnie, this is Anson.
Wheeler's good.
Whatever.
(CLEARS THROAT)
SWEENY: Hey, big guy. What you doing here?
What up, Ronnie? It's good to meet you.
What you drawing there?
Oh. BeyoncĂŠ. She's smoking!
I don't want to take my pants off!
What? Whoa, whoa!
All right, Ronnie. That's enough.
This *** tried to grab my joint!
Language, Ronnie!
My language is English!
And this *** tried to grab on my hang-down.
I got my own hang-down to touch, kid.