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So do you guys have a top five? What?
You know, like the list of five women you would be with if they were into it? I'll start
us off and give you guys time to think about it.
Kate Beckinsale. OK.
Kate Upton. She's a solid eight for me.
An eight? You mean like eight out of eight? No, eight out of ten. It's respectable, guys.
It's good. She's pretty. Who's on your top five, if she's an eight?
OK. I mean, if I had to come up with it off the top of my head--no prior thought at all.
Anna Kendrick, Sara Bareilles, Felicia Day, Amy Acker, and Eliza Coupe.
No prior thought... I bet five dollars.
What about you? Well I don't have a diary with all mine. Olivia
Wilde for sure. Emmy Rossum. Lindsey Fonseca from Nikita. Hermione, uh, Emma Watson, and
probably Kim. So, that would be my top five. And I will see you and call you five.
Kim who? Like Kim Kardashian? No no no Kim.
Wait no. My wife is in your top five? Yeah.
Why? Have you seen your wife?
He's right, dude. She's hot. Guys, she can't-- No she is not in your top
five! I'm sorry, there was nothing in the rules
about not having-- You said people you'd want to be with.
Well it's a game! It's a normal game. People play it. Thou- Hundreds of people play it.
You pick five celebrities, not other men's wives. So replace her right now cause I feel
weird. I'm sorry, but she's really pretty. She's
really fun. She's classy, but at the same time she can drink me under the table, which
I think is so sexy. Do not call my wife sexy.
Actually, I'm gonna have to replace Eliza Coupe with, uh, Kim.
I'm gonna kill the both of you. Yeah...
Are you serious? She cannot be in your top five! His wife is mine!
OK, I am not okay with this. Look, I've known her longer dude.
Have you seen the way she looks at me when I take off my shirt?
Why do you take off your shirt around Kim? OK, we practically dated in college.
You swore nothing happened! If Preston got murdered right now in the face
she would come running to my arms! So now I'm dead!
You know what this means dude? That you guys are the worst friends in the
world? Sure do.
Fine. This is happening. One-two-three-four I declare thumb war.
EMPHASIZE THE SUBTLETIES. I'm a helpless little girl! Come and catch
me! I'll shoot you from the high tops! High tops!
Ahhh! Ahhh! She's mine!
Fine. You guys do realize you're fighting over a
woman who's impregnated with my baby? Two out of three?