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>>[CRYING]
>>AH, HELLO MY DEAR.
>>OH!
OH MY GOODNESS.
>>AH, WHAT SEEMS
TO BE THE TROUBLE?
>>THE KING.
HE SAYS THAT UNLESS I SPIN
ALL THIS STRAW INTO GOLD
HE WILL HAVE ME KILLED.
>>OH MY.
QUITE THE PREDICAMENT.
YOU KNOW,
I MAY BE ABLE TO HELP.
>>OH, REALLY?
THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL.
MY NAME IS SARAH,
WHAT'S YOURS?
>>RUMPLESTILTSKIN.
OH SHOOT!
AH DANG IT!
I TOTALLY-
AH!
CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT.
FETCH.
>>WHAT'S WRONG?
>>IT'S JUST THIS THING.
SOMETIMES I MAKE DEALS WITH
PEOPLE AND THEN THEY WANT
TO BACK OUT OF IT LATER-
I'M LIKE, THAT'S FINE IF
YOU CAN GUESS ME NAME,
BUT THEY NEVER DO
BECAUSE IT'S CRAZY WEIRD.
MY PARENTS WERE HIPPIES.
>>I'M SORRY.
>>IT'S FINE.
I'LL JUST HAVE YOU GUESS
MY SOCIAL OR SOMETHING.
>>SO, CAN YOU HELP ME?
>>YES, YES, BUT FOR A PRICE.
>>I'LL GIVE YOU
ANYTHING YOU WANT.
>>OH, EVEN YOUR
FIRST-BORN CHILD?
>>DEAL!
>>WHAT?
NO!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
NO ONE EVER AGREES TO THAT,
IT'S JUST A MIND GAME.
I'M NOT QUALIFIED
TO BE A PARENT.
I LIVE IN THE WOODS UNDER A LOG.
IT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD LOG.
>>WELL, TOO BAD!
WE ALREADY SHOOK ON IT!
>>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
YOU'RE HOLDING ME TO THIS?
>>[SCOFFS] WHAT?
BARTERING MY CHILD
MAKES ME A BAD MOTHER?
[SCOFFS]
>>YES!
>>WELL FINE,
DEAL CANCELLED THEN.
>>NO, NO, IT DOESN'T WORK
THAT WAY REMEMBER?
YOU HAVE TO GUESS MY NAME.
>>OH, THAT'S RIGHT.
IT WAS SOMETHING WEIRD.
>>MHM.
>>IS IT STEVE?
>>WHAT?
NO.
>>I GIVE UP.
>>ONE GUESS?
>>YEAH.
>>YOU'RE UNBORN CHILD
IS ON THE LINE AND YOU
GIVE UP AFTER ONE GUESS?
>>SO, ARE YOU GOING TO SPIN
ALL THIS STRAW INTO GOLD?
>>AH!
FINE.
I GUESS I AM NO CHOICE.
TO BE HONEST,
IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE I'VE DONE THIS.
IS THIS PLUG INTO
AN OUTLET OR....
OH IT'S A MANUAL, OKAY.
PRIMITIVE.
ALL RIGHT.
I GOT SOME STRAW HERE.
PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN.
HERE WE GO.
SPIN...
AH, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.
>>BUT YOU SAID-
>>I KNOW WHAT I SAID.
SOMETIMES I
OVERESTIMATE MY TALENTS!
>>WELL, YOU BETTER
FIGURE IT OUT,
DO YOU WANT THAT
FIRST-BORN CHILD OR NOT?
>>NO, I DON'T!
>>BUT WE MADE A DEAL.
WHERE'S YOUR INTEGRITY?
>>MY INTEGRITY?
YOU DON'T EXACTLY HAVE THE
MORAL HIGH GROUND HERE.
YOU TRADED YOUR CHILD
LIKE A BASEBALL CARD.
>>[GROANS]
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
>>ALL RIGHT, FINE,
LET ME THINK, YOU HARPY.
THIS ISN'T EAST YOU KNOW.
WE'RE TURNING STRAW
INTO A FLIPPING METAL.
>>HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
>>HOW HARD-
NOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I JUST HAVE TO CHANGE THE ATOMIC
STRUCTURE OF THE STRAW
THROUGH NUCLEAR FUSION.
JUST LET ME GET MY CENTRIFUGE.
>>WELL, YOU BETTER FIGURE IT
OUT OR ELSE I'M GOING TO GIVE
YOU MY SECOND CHILD TOO.
>>I'M NOT A DAYCARE SERVICE!
ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT THIS?
I'LL GO APPLY FOR A LOAN,
COME BACK WITH THE GOLD;
WE'LL SPREAD IT AROUND AND
FEED THE STRAW TO A COW?
>>FINE.
>>[SIGHS]
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE OUT A
SECOND MORTGAGE ON MY LOG.
>>THANK YOU RUMPLEBUTTSKIN.
>>JUST CALL ME STEVE.
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18 YEARS OF THIS.