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>>[THUNDER]
>>2:00 AM?
UH!
>>[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
>>HELLO?
IS SOMEONE THERE?
THAT WAS WEIRD.
OKAY.
>>GET YOUR PLANNER.
>>[SCREAMS]
WHAT?
WHAT?
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING VALUABLE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
I DO HAVE THAT
SELENA GOMEZ PICTURE,
BUT PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT.
>>I DON'T WANT YOUR PICTURE.
ACTUALLY...
NO, NO, NO,
I JUST CAME TO TALK.
>>HOLY RAZZMATAZZ,
ARE YOU AN ALBINO?
>>A GHOST.
>>GHOST.
>>A GHOST.
>>GOTCHA, GHOST.
>>YEAH, A GHOST AND
WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
>>PROBLEM?
>>YEAH.
I HAVE BEEN HAUNTING
YOU FOR THREE MONTHS
AND YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED.
>>[LAUGHS]
I HADN'T NOTICED!
>>I KNOW!
>>ARE YOU SURE YOU
HAVE BEEN HAUNTING ME?
>>YES!
HAVEN'T YOU FELT THAT
UNEARTHLY CHILL?
>>NO.
I HAVEN'T PAID THE GAS
BILL IN A CRAZY LONG TIME.
SO...
>>OKAY, WELL WHAT ABOUT
ALL THE TIMES I APPEAR IN THE
CORNER OF YOUR EYE AND
THEN DISAPPEAR BEFORE YOU
GET A GOOD LOOK AT ME?
>>NO GOOD.
I AM WAY BLIND.
IT TOOK ME A FULL YEAR TO
REALIZE THAT MY CAT WAS
ACTUALLY A DEAD BADGER.
SO...
WEIRD.
>>OKAY.
WELL WHAT ABOUT THAT
INEXPLICABLE STENCH
OF ROTTING FLESH?
>>AGAIN, DEAD BADGER
IN MY HOUSE FOR A YEAR.
>>THROW IT AWAY.
>>YOU GOT TO BE LESS SUBTLE MAN.
>>NO!
I WROTE A MESSAGE ON
YOUR WALL IN BLOOD.
>>THAT WAS BLOOD?
>>YEAH.
>>I THOUGHT IT WAS HOT SAUCE.
>>NO!
IT- IT SAID, "YOU'RE NEXT."
>>I DIDN'T READ IT
BEFORE I ATE IT!
>>OKAY, WHATEVER.
JUST GET YOUR PLANNER
SO WE CAN SCHEDULE A
TIME FOR ME TO HAUNT YOU.
>>I DON'T WANT TO
BE HAUNTED MAYBE.
>>WELL THEN...
>>NO!
NO!
DO NOT.
I WILL FIGHT YOU TO THE DEATH.
>>I'M ALREADY DEAD.
>>THEN YOU'VE ALREADY LOST.
>>I'LL GET MY PLANNER.
>>YEAH OKAY.
PLANNER.
ALL RIGHTY THEN,
HOW'S 2:00 TO 3:00 PM?
>>WORK.
>>8:00 TO 9:00?
>>DANCE CLASS.
>>UM, 11:00 TO MIDNIGHT?
>>THAT'S WHEN I DO
MY WATERCOLORS.
SO...
>>OH, THAT'S NICE.
>>YEAH, YOU LIKE WATERCOLORS?
>>WE SHOULD SCHEDULE A
TIME FOR ME TO SEE THOSE.
>>YEAH,
THAT WOULD BE REALLY NICE.
MAYBE 7:00 AM?
>>[LAUGHS]
DUDE, I AM DEAD.
WHY WOULD I GET
UP BEFORE NOON?
>>NOON THEN.
>>UH, THAT'S WHEN I
GO TO HOLLYWOOD AND
WATCH THEM FILM MOVIES.
>>OH, LUCKY!
I WISH I COULD DO THAT!
>>I KNOW!
THE ENDING OF THE
NEW STAR WARS-
>>NO!
DON'T SAY-
>>AMAZING!
>>DON'T- YOU- DUDE!
COME ON!
>>THERE'S A HUGE FIRE-
>>HEY HONEY, SORRY.
WORK WAS REALLY
CRAZY AT THE HOSPITAL.
WE HAVE A GHOST?
>>YOU HAVE A WIFE?
>>YEAH.
>>I HADN'T NOTICED.
>>I HADN'T NOTICED.
>>WAIT.
HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW
ABOUT THE DEAD BADGER?
>>OH, I AM SO BLIND.
I REALLY SHOULD
NOT BE A SURGEON.
>>SURGEON?
DOCTOR SIMMONS?
>>[GASPS]
WEREN'T YOU MY FIRST PATIENT
OUT OF MED SCHOOL?
I BOTCHED YOUR SURGERY SO HARD.
>>NO!
NO!
SELENA!
>>AH!
>>COME ON!
>>SO SORRY!
>>DUDE!
>>WAKE UP!
>>WHAT?
>>IT'S THE GHOST
OF YOUR DEAD CAT.
>>YOU'RE A BADGER.
>>I FORGOT.
>>WHAT DO YOU WANT?
>>LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.
>>WHAT?
>>LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.
>>WHAT?
>>HOLD ME.
>>I MISS YOU.
>>A LITTLE HIGHER.
HERE I AM.
YES.
I'M- NOPE.