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OH! I'M 1OO MILES OUTSIDE OF DALLAS.
OH, YES, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
FLAT, BUT BEAUTIFUL.
YOU'RE LISTENING TO KHJY
OUT OF ABBEVILLE, THE PRETTIEST TOWN IN LOUISIANA.
WE KEEP THE GOOD TIMES ROLLING.
OH.
[CRANKS ENGINE]
OH!
OH, GOOD HEAVENS!
OH, THIS IS JUST GREAT.
THIS IS JUST GREAT.
THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW.
[BELL RINGS]
HI, HAYDEE. I GOT THOSE CURTAINS.
I DIDN'T THINK YOU WERE COMING BY
UNTIL TOMORROW.
I FINISHED UP EARLY. LOOK.
TELL ME IF YOU DON'T LIKE 'EM.
OH, NO, HONEY. THEY'RE PERFECT.
YOU JUST RUN ON.
I CAN PUT THEM UP.
YOU CAN DO THAT LATER.
I CAN'T, HAYDEE.
JIMMY LEE'S TAKING ME TO MASONVILLE.
WE'LL HAVE OURSELVES A TIME.
HONEY, HI. BOY, AIN'T THIS GOOD LUCK FOR ME?
HI, BA--
I KNOW THERE'S AN EXPLANATION, BUT I CAN'T THINK OF IT.
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WE NEARLY HAD A TRAGEDY.
LORETTA WAS LIGHTING THE PILOT ON THE STOVE,
AND THE FUMES JUST ABOUT MADE HER FAINT.
I WAS PUTTING COLD WATER ON HER NECK.
FEELING BETTER, LORETTA?
MUCH.
YOU PROMISED ME AFTER THE LAST TIME YOU'D BE FAITHFUL.
AND I HAVE BEEN.
YOU DON'T THINK ME AND LORETTA--
I SURE DO!
YOU KNOW I WOULDN'T DO THAT, ROSIE.
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT.
DON'T YOU GO SPOILING THAT.
I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF YOU WITH ANOTHER WOMAN.
IT MAKES ME CRAZY.
DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.
THINK ABOUT THIS.
MMM.
UHHH.
MMM...MMM.
[MAN SINGING]
MEL.
MEL!
YEAH!
HOW MUCH LONGER?
I DONE TOLD YOU IT'S GONNA BE STRAIGHTAWAY.
HOW MUCH LONGER MIGHT STRAIGHTAWAY BE?
TOMORROW MORNING.
WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING TO WORK, DEAR.
I'VE ALREADY LOST FIVE HOURS.
EW YORK
AIN'T NOWHERE YOU GOT TO BE CAN'T WAIT ONE MORE DAY.
IT'S NOT QUITE THAT SIMPLE.
THERE'S A DEAL THAT CANNOT HAPPEN WITHOUT ME.
SOUNDS LIKE A PERSONAL PROBLEM.
MY PROBLEM IS THIS OIL PAN.
YES, OF COURSE, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IS THERE, UM, A HOTEL IN TOWN?
ASK AROUND THERE AT THE CAFE.
SOMEBODY WILL PUT YOU UP.
IS THERE A TAXI?
THE TOWN IS 5 MILES THAT WAY...
BY FOOT.
DON'T BOTHER TO GET UP!
I'LL SEE MYSELF OUT!
[SINGING]
MEL,
WHO OWNS THAT OLD GREEN CAR OUTSIDE?
A FELLOW FROM NEW ORLEANS LEFT IT THIS MORNING.
HE'S GOING FISHING FOR A FEW DAYS.
I'LL GIVE YOU $2O TO USE IT UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING.
$2O? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
I'M GOING THROUGH AN AWFUL RISK HERE.
HOW MUCH OF A RISK?
5O.
I'LL GIVE YOU $25,
AND IF YOU ASK FOR ANOTHER PENNY, I'LL WALK,
BECAUSE I WALK THAT FAR EVERY DAY ON MY TREADMILL.
THANK YOU.
[BACKFIRES]
[BACKFIRES]
[BACKFIRES]
THIS CAR IS A WRECK!
WHAT YOU EXPECT FOR 25 BUCKS?
[BACKFIRES]
[HONK HONK]
[BACKFIRING]
[BACKFIRES]
[BRAKES SCREECH]
[HONK HONK]
HELP YOU, MA'AM?
UM, YES, THANK YOU.
I'LL HAVE WHATEVER IS FRESH.
THAT WOULD BE THE SQUIRREL.
AND HOW IS THAT PREPARED?
BOILED TILL THE HIDE SPLITS.
THAT LONG, HUH?
IF YOU BOIL SQUIRREL LESS THAN FOUR HOURS,
YOU MIGHT AS WELL USE IT AS A BELT.
UM, HOW ABOUT IF I HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE,
AND AN EGG SALAD SANDWICH?
THOSE ARE CHICKEN EGGS, AREN'T THEY?
I'LL CHECK.
HAYDEE.
HAYDEE, YOU SEEN JIMMY LEE?
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK ME UP ONE HOUR AGO.
I'M SORRY, CLAYTON.
JIMMY LEE'S AN HOUR LATE? CHURCH MUST HAVE RUN LONG.
IF HE'S WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, I'LL KILL THAT--
OH!
[CRASH]
OH, I'M VERY SORRY. HAYDEE, THIS IS THE LAST TIME.
IT'S FINE. IT'S REALLY JUST--
I'M VERY SORRY.
HE'LL BE SORRY, HAYDEE.
THE WHOLE OUTFIT IS SCOTCH-GARDED. EVERYTHING'S UNDER--
I WILL FIND THAT MAN, AND I WILL KILL HIM!
POOR GIRL. LET THAT BOY RUN OVER HER ALL HER LIFE.
AT LEAST IT HASN'T SPOILED HER MOOD.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE NAPKINS?
ANYBODY IN HERE DRIVING THAT OLD GREEN FORD?
I AM. IS THERE A PROBLEM?
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT--
WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
THAT CAR'S STOLEN. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
WELL, I'M GOING TO ASK HIM TONIGHT.
WON'T GET IT.
BUT I DESERVE A RAISE.
I'VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO YEARS.
I PAID FOR THAT FINGERPRINTING COURSE.
IT WON'T MATTER.
SHERIFF DOBBS DON'T LIKE YOU.
WHEN THIS WHOLE THING IS STRAIGHTENED OUT,
AN APOLOGY WILL NOT BE ENOUGH.
I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH INCOMPETENCE.
YOU SHOULD MEET MY DEPUTY. BAXTER!
WHAT DID SHE DO, ROB A BANK?
WE DON'T HAVE A BANK. SHE STOLE A CAR.
CAR THIEF? THAT'S 3 TO 5.
I'LL GET THE CELL READY.
PUT YOUR PERSONALS ON THE DESK.
LISTEN TO ME. I'M INNOCENT.
THE MECHANIC LOANED ME THAT CAR
BECAUSE MINE BROKE DOWN.
CALL HIM!
YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE CHEEKS.
DON'T START TELLING ME HOW TO DO MY BUSINESS.
SIGN THIS.
HELLO, MEL.
SHERIFF DOBBS HERE.