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Well well!
Why is nobody here? Where are my men?
They all quit!
Rebel! How dare they suddenly quit their job altogether?
They went out to Đại Nam!
That’s too much! How come they ditched work and went to Đại Nam?
It is free admission to Đại Nam now.
What? Don’t ever do it again!
People nowadays tend to scramble for free stuff.
But why? Why did they all take the trip without calling for me? I would give them a bounce!
Only I stay loyal to you.
I know. No need to tell me!
Where’s the scepter? Turn forward!
Beautiful!
It’s good now.
What are you waiting for?
Me?
Don’t you really want me to do it?
Daddy will take it!
Damn you!
Good morning everyone. You may not know who I am, I guess.
Firstly, I’d like to extend cordial and warm greetings to your pitch-black family.
I’m a cosmetic salesperson and I’m here today to introduce to you the express skin lightening cream. White as my skin is.
- It contains extracts of banana and pearl powder. You try once and… - Stop!
Has our castle been disturbed by these crappy marketing?
That’s unacceptable!
How do you progress searching for the princesses?
Yes. I already found Snow White, Jasmine, and Little Mermaid.
Good! Keep an eye on them so that my revenge plan can succeed.
Yes ma’am.
Oh we meet again! Secondly, I’d like to extend cordial and warm greetings to your pitch-black family.
Have you ever thought about changing your jet black outfit? If so, just try on this!
It was made of lightweight fabrics and imported from China. Do you like it?
Oh, as your face grew very grave, I bet you don’t like it. No big deal.
Here I have a mini zip skirt for you, imported from the US but made in Viet Nam. What do you think?
Oh my god, my nose hurts!
Advertising again? That’s too much!
It happens all the time.
Take it! I’m gonna teach them a lesson!
All set!
OK?
Action!
Hello my dear friends, I’m Maleficent. Today I’m filming this clip and will send to you all in my friend list!
What’s the point of begging me to make friend with you, then spreading such crappy ads?
Now I’m making this clip to forewarn those *** on my friend list,
who approached my castle and advertised dresses and zip skirts.
Let me tell you, my family is dirt poor that no chances I’d ever spend money for your cheesy dresses or Ngọc Trinh skirts or whatever.
How ridiculous! Don’t even think about selling dresses, mini zips, or else I’ll tear you heads off, each one of you!
Or you want me to *** your heads hard with this?
For those encouraging me to film the clip, I know who attacked me and to whom I should fight back!
Did I ask you to fire things up? You fool!
And telling me good night? Really? If I want a good sleep, I can take a sedative myself!
So, for *** trespassing on my castle, keep off! Knock it off!
Sometimes I just get mad and make a crazy clip but I’ll never forget to wish you a wonderful night!
Ouch! Bloooood!
Done! Perfect rag!
Little Frog, may I clean your body?
Who’s that? Wait! Who?
Help! Save life!
Help! Save life!
What a deserted house! Did the owner die? Help!
I’m the house owner!
Seawater! You’ve got seawater here? Help her!
Seawater? I was fooled into buying bunches yesterday.
- Give them to her! Quickly! - OK.
- OK. - Help!
Is it worth living this way? Rather die better than live like that.
Nonsense. She has a hidden yet enormous vitality. She survives to find her lover!
Poor her… but I don’t care.
Yes, she looks so miserable.
She ran out of seawater but fortunately, we came across to your door and you had seawater available.
Lucky you two but damn me.
What does it mean?
I was tricked by a *** into buying plenty of seawater yesterday.
He said my shop wouldn’t be complete without seawater though I sold all kinds of drinks.
Lucky us!
You two stay here, make yourselves at home and take as much seawater as you want.
Thank you, Snow White.
Then transfer money to me at the end of the month.
It’s very kind of you, Snow White.
I’m quite straightforward. Oh, let me call my boyfriend up here and introduce to you.
You have a boyfriend?
Yes, I do.
Without Snow White’s help, I would be a dried fish now.
But we are staying at her house, so make yourself at home. Now what drinks do you want?
Oh my god!
What’s wrong?
The Dwarf disappeared!
Oh my god!
What are you?
Little Rabbits!
Are you really Little Rabbits? You look even more ancient than my grandfather.
What’re you doing here?
Thirsty! I was so thirsty that I stopped by this place, took a drink and thirsty no more.
Take this drink!
Ice tea or your holy liquid?
Ice tea!
How much?
Fifty thousand.
Are you selling drinks or gold?
- Golden drinks. - We only get 50% commission.
Then I’m not buying it.
My question again, what’re you doing here? You must be up to something.
Nothing. I was just thirsty and came here for a drink.
There’s a flying elephant!
There’s a flying elephant!
Truly! Look!
The elephant is really flying! It's flying.
What the hell is going on? How can these rabbits put a squeeze on me to play kid’s toys in such a tough time?
Cheers!
May I take your order?
My goodness! For ages I’ve been a witch but had no idea about this sort of rabbits!
What do you want to eat?
Rice with pork ribs!
Just one second!
No chili.
Where’s Diaval? I asked him to follow the princesses and he leaves me here with two…crazy geckos.
We’re not geckos but Little Rabbits!
Right, two little innocent cuties that no one can compete. Cheers for Little Rabbits!
Lunatics!
Where have you been?
Finding other girls.
Who?
Mulan.
I know her. She comes from Korea, right?
China, for God’s sake!
It doesn’t matter if Korea or China. Oh I almost forget it, free me from this yoke of bizarre ruling.
You’re having a chick reunion!
Damn your chick reunion!
We are rabbits, not chicks.
Can you honestly believe they are rabbits?
That’s awkward!
Oh right! Since you’re here, just help me with this.
Abracadabra!
What the hell is this?
Now you’re a princess, so stay here and have fun with them. Gosh, I’m so fed up with them! I do my work.
- Princess, come play with us. - What do you want to eat?
Beef noodle.
Snow White, don’t be upset. It’s not as bad as you think.
He might have been kidnapped by the Mafia and then killed because we didn’t pay the ransom on time.
He could have been dead now.
Your hooey makes Snow White more worried.
Snow White, Don’t think too much. The Dwarf’s body could have been dismembered in the middle of nowhere.
Or he might have been *** till dead.
And gang-***. Wow it would be awesome!
A gang *** may be fun but also easy to get ***!
If he does, he will spread it to me.
Or he may have been infected with Ebola and got away?
There’s still no cure for that disease.
No. Snow White, don’t think it’s that bad.
She’s already asleep.
Poor her. Just leave her sleeping here and I’ll take you to her room to rest. We should be polite.
Should be wake Snow White up? She’s been sleeping since her afternoon nap.
No need. Perhaps she’s so worried about the Dwarf that she’s slept so well.
Don’t disturb her, let her sleep until late.
When do we start looking for the Dwarf?
I think it’s a case of emergency so we’ll start it at the end of next month.
Is there anything wrong with your mind?
What’s wrong? I’m mentally strong.
You don’t seem to behave properly.
Everybody says that too!
They laugh at me cuz I’m different. I laugh at them cuz I think they smiled at me.
You’re really different.
Who’s that?
Mulan!