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Thank you for joining us for this debate between presidential contenders Mitt Romney and Barack Obama.
We begin with opening statements. First President Obama.
We need to remember that the true genius of America is a faith in the simple dreams of its people,
from accountants to rocket scientists, all of its people.
Accountants?
Yes. I'm talking about the dreams of all americans, including accountants.
I had a dream once.
What was your dream Jim?
I used to pretend I was doing accounting while other kids played baseball!
From the time I was a child I wanted to be an accountant.
I can help you with that.
I didn't know you played baseball Mister Romney!
You can help me achieve my dream Mister Romney?
This should be good.
Yes I can. While developing my plan to put America back to work
I discovered a jobs website that is ideal for accountants and every other american who is looking for work.
Click on the tiny arrow right below me and you'll see a link that will take you to over 100,000 accounting jobs.
And not just accounting jobs but millions of other jobs, too.
Over 100,000 accounting jobs? Really?
Speaking of jobs Mister Romney, you'll be needing a job soon too won't you?
I believe it is you that will be needing a job.
You will!
No you!
I'm the president and I say you will.
I say I won't!
You won't what?
Oh God, How did I ever get here. I really wish I had an accounting job instead!
Well then what are you waiting for?
Click that little arrow right below me and I guarantee that you'll find your dream accounting job today!
You should click it Mister Romney.
You!
No you!
You!