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I am a public school girl, so ..
Another girl... has taken advantage of me
Miguelito is the Chinese boy we’re gonna adopt.
And when did we decide to adopt?
Who do you think you’re gonna make pregnant? Me?
I was gonna ask Clara. Or your friend Lucía.
Clara has a boyfriend, Lucía is getting married.And I´m your husband!
You’ve gotta go. I’m... with someone.
I've treated you as a princess, I've brought you flowers! I’m even wearing a ***’s underpants!
Wow!they are so cool!
I love you, but you are an idiot.And you did right the opposite!!
You had to confirm the hotel and cancel the photographer. You’ve cancelled the hotel!!
It was a present from my aunt and uncle!! And it was already paid!!
And now tell me why you don’t wanna see him!
Javi is a great guy, but
What.
One guy, one screw! That’s my motto!
I love you, but... not this way
Oh yes! Berta? Oh! Go on, go on!! I’m coming!! Oh!!
Hey! Guy!!
What?
Who were you dreaming of?
Of... Of you...
Oh really? Well, my name isn’t Berta
Oh! And what’s your name?
What’s your problem?
Sorry. I was dreaming of a girl I really like
All right. I get it. I’m leaving.
NOW I’M PART OF YOUR NETWORK!
WELCOME TO THE SUBWORLD OF GOSSIP 2.0
GET READY FOR CRITICISM AND MOCKING!
Berta!!!
Coming!
Girl, what’s this?
A ***.
And why am I seeing it?
Now you don’t see it anymore!
I’ve already seen it! And I don’t like finding Javi’s emanations in my bathroom.
You mean the *** in the ***? It’s not Javi’s! It’s a jerk’s I screwed yesterday.
What about Javi?
I thought you had made up again. He even brought you flowers!
I know. And he showed me his underpants... but I had another chicken in the oven...
well... in the shower!
Poor thing!
That’s okay! I got over it right away.
Good morning darling.
Don’t keep pretending. You are a shame.
What do you mean, Alvaro?
Don’t pretend you don’t know. You know perfectly well what I’m talking about.
No, but actually I can’t wait to know.
You don’t want Miguelito!
Miguelito again!
Yes. Miguelito again. And as many times as it’s necessary.
You, selfish, can only think of yourself.
You want to have our baby with a friend instead of saving one of those poor little orphans...
So now you are *** Teresa of Calcutta?
It’s Mother Teresa of Calcutta! Idiot!
And you want to have Miguelito with your genes?? So he inherits your stupidity?
Well. It looks as if this is gonna take some time...
It is!
Well, then, we’d better discuss it after coffee...
I hate you when you behave like an adult!
No!
It’s over.
No. The second half has just started and we’re gonna tie!
Sweetie. It’s a rerun. You saw it yesterday and you lost,
and you are not gonna tie today either!!
Don’t be so sure...
Sweetie, I’ve always been very patient with you ...
But it’s only two months before the wedding and it looks as if the bride were one of your distant relatives!
Really! Another wedding this year?
Raúl! You are going to pay attention to me from now on and you’ll do as I tell you and no arguments!
Okaaaaay! I promise!
You’ll be in charge of talking to the new photographer, the restaurant tasting,
the music, the choir, the court flowers...
But write it down, ***!
Go!
And after being attacked by the *** I found out that Berta and you... nothing at all...
I want to be with Berta, and bringing her flowers was a *** ***.
One guy, one screw. It’s Berta’s motto.
Unless I change my face...
Sure! That’s it.
A false identity, a game of seduction.
Like Tony Curtis with Marilyn in Some Like It Hot!
Wasn’t that film about two musicians pretending to be women?
I’m warning you, I am not good at making pick-ups wearing a skirt ...
And when did you ever wear a skirt to make pick-ups?
Hairdo tests, decoration of the period car that will take us to the court...
Oh! Write down the make-up tests of the groom, the bride and the matrons of honor...
Groom’s make-up?
Yes
What for?
To remove the shines, the rings under the eyes, the imperfections.
I’m not gonna wear any make-up. That’s for sissies.
Listen! You’ll do as I tell you! Weddings are like that.
Then... I might not want a wedding "like that".
What!? My mother had already told me you were gonna end up making a mess and I didn’t want to listen to her...
but now I see you are a fool and you don’t care about a thing....
Don’t put the blame on me, the trouble is you are more interested in all the wedding stuff than me.
Maybe you need another guy who fits better into your fairy tale wedding.
Maybe I do
Ok!
I’m taking off
OK. Now you made it. I’m gonna call mom right now.
THIS EVENING, A COSTUME PARTY AT MY HOME!
GREAT! I HAVEN’T GONE OUT FOR SO LONG THAT EVEN THE PLANTS ARE LOOKING AT ME ODDLY.
I ALSO LOOK AT YOU ODDLY...
If my mom saw me like this, she’d be kidding me for a whole week, a month, a year...
I think that throwing a costume party is not a good idea.
It’s Clara’s idea and you look really cute, now we need to do something with you pose
Manu!!! Stop chatting on the internet with masturbators and come here!!
I wasn’t chatting!! I was just... talking...
to a stranger...
with his *** in his hand!!
And how many times have I told you those dicks are not good for you...
Could you stop talking about dicks???
All the day with the dicks in the mouth!! I look like a gravedigger.
It’s not a gravedigger’s suit, you idiot.
You are a mysterious man that terrorizes the Paris Opera to get the attention of a young singer he loves.
The phantom of the opera.
A disgustingly straight drag queen!
Smile.
Have you got over your anger?
Did you know that in Russia there are over half a million children in orphanages waiting to be adopted?
And in China no one can even get to know how many?
All right. You haven’t got over it yet!
I don’t care if Miguelito does not carry my genes! I’ll be content with him calling me daddy.
Adoptions take so long... If you ever succeed in adopting Miguelito, you will have to do with him calling you Grandpa.
With a surrogate mother everything would be faster, easier... and much more chic.
More chic? Are you talking about a baby or about a Prada bag?
Ricky Martin had his twins through a surrogate mother and even I’d call him Daddy.
Me too
Girl, did you hear that! Costume party at Sole’s!
I’ve already read it in your network. But I can’t stand costume parties.
Everybody is wearing a costume.
That’s what a costume party is all about...
Exactly, I’m not going!
Sole has invited a friend of hers. He is single and without any obligations and he is so cute!
No!
Tall, dark-haired, with a wide smile and absolutely charming...
Clara!, my *** doesn’t feel like going into action today!!
And I’ve been told he has a gigantic... ***...
You’re such a ***! You know so well what I like...
Why aren’t you ready yet? Sole and Clara are gonna kill you
My husband is very busy counting little orphans in the world. I am ready. What do you think?
It’s so tacky! It’s your nurse’s uniform.
But you loved so much doing it to me wearing the white coat
And you brought it to work afterwards?... unwashed?
Pig.
Where’s your costume?
I’m not going anywhere with him. We are having a fight.
I want a Ricky Martin-style baby and he a Madonna-style one.
I don’t know what that means, but I prefer Ricky...
Well, are we leaving or what?
I’m gonna pass. I still have to call 15 Chinese orphanages
Since when do you know Chinese?
I don’t want Miguelito to miss his country
I’LL BE LATE FOR THE PARTY
STICK A FIRECRACKER INTO YOUR FUTURE HUSBAND’S *** THEN!
I LOVE IT! I TRIED THAT ONCE AND IT FEELS SO GOOD!
We are here!!
Who are you?
Us, Clara and Berta!
Oh! Sorry, girls, I’d have never recognised you in those super costumes!
Where are the rest?
And your friend? I’ve heard so many good things about him.
Of course! I am a wonderful man even though some say I am a little ***.
And too *** for me...
They were talking about me, you idiot!
Shut up! Shut up! Shup up! Don’t overshadow my guest. I introduce you to Ja...ime!
Is he dressed up as a gravedigger?
No. He is the phantom of the Opera.
Mmm...The phantom of the.... I’ll get him!
Hi! I’m Berta! You are straight, aren’t you?
Straight and not too talkative! I love it!
I’m sorry I’m late.
What?
That's your wedding dress
Yes. Haven’t I told you? There is no wedding.
And I told myself, what the heck! I had no costume and I might as well make the most of this!
Raúl got too anxious with the wedding ...
That’s the reason why I’ll never get married. I wouldn’t be able to stand being stood up in front of the altar, again.
Not even all the drinks with your friends or the make-up you can buy can help you get over something like that...
And what do you think... ‘cause you don’t really talk... much...
Wow! I think I’m convinced now... Now I wanna see your face
Javi!!
Hi Berta!
You again??
I thought you´d like it... And... I’d never stand you up in front of the altar. I... I love you. Really.
No... Guys, I’ve gotta go.
Lucía... cheer up girl, you’ll get over it.
I told you it wouldn’t work... I look like a gravedigger... or Harry Potter
Berta?
Hi!
Can I stay in your house?
Sure.
Lucía and I broke up. There’s no wedding.
Berta also gave me the brush-off!
Have you got a console!?
No, I have a dog, her name is Grace.
I’ve brought mine with me.
Action
Again? I though of a question just in case, an answer...
What's your problem? I don't know!
Now don't get ?????? ok?
Mommy, Raul is stupid
dou you want to have our child with a friend of us... sorry
with a friend of... it's so difficult
I told you it wouldn’t work... I look like a gravedigger...or harry potter
I don't know if...
I don't know if I'm a gravedigger...
Raúl got too anxious with the wedding ...
Give her a hug, ok?
Please
If it's not too much to ask, mother ***
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