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VOICE-OVER: When you can't decide which class to choose, you register randomly.
When you register randomly, you end up in a comprehensive
history of post-modern Siberian poetry.
When Siberian poetry kills your *** for knowledge
you fail.
When you fail
your girlfriend leaves you for a TRUE scholar.
When your girlfriend leaves you, you become an anti-social, unkempt loser.
And when you're an anti-social unkempt loser, your roommate kicks you out.
When you're kicked out, you live in a cardboard box down by the river.
Don't live in a cardboard box down by the river.
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