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Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the fourth dimension? Have you?
Calling all monsters, I've come here to stop ya,
Err, excuse me who are you? I'm the Doctor!... Who?
The one that exterminates Daleks, And travels through time and space in a Tardis,
What? My Grandaughter gave it the name, It's a Time And Relative Dimension In Space!
And you might be amazed if you came on a ride, Because it looks little but its bigger on the inside!
So let's start with a quick introduction, To the longest running science fiction show on television,
First up, let me dispense with one main assumption,
The Doctor's the man and Doctor Who's the production,
Doctor Who appeared in sixty three, When the program was aired by the BBC,
And as everybody huddled around the TV, Who'd have thought it would last half a century,
An old man in a Police box, slightly off key, The classic mad doctor, with a lot to see,
And we would soon learn about his mysteries, As he traversed the universes histories,
He made many enemies, and saved many nations, As he strayed space-time with his faithful companions,
And when it seems death is his next destination,
He makes like a phoenix with a regeneration.
Calling all monsters, I've come here to stop ya,
Err, excuse me who are you? I'm the Doctor!... Who?
The one that exterminates Daleks, And travels through time and space in a Tardis,
What? My Grandaughter gave it the name, It's a Time And Relative Dimension In Space!
And you might be amazed if you came on a ride, Because it looks little but its bigger on the inside
He's a man with a dozen faces, And doesn't back down he's been around for ages,
The man from Gallifrey, born and raised,
Where the Timelords are known to spend most of their days,
But the fate of The Doctor was laid when he stole...
the Tardis, Allons-y, Geronimo, And so he goes, exploring, and always seeking,
And fighting for justice, with both hearts beating,
Now the Timelord award for disaster, Is not for The Doctor, it goes to the master,
A great mind who seemed to *** after, Dreams of world conquest with hearts beating harder,
Knock, knock, knock, knock, there's a mental reminder,
Who's at the door? Not Who! Just The doctor!
You can lock doors but that won't stop him either,
Just watch, as he calibrates the sonic screwdriver,
Calling all monsters, I've come here to stop ya,
Err, excuse me who are you? I'm the Doctor!... Who?
The one that exterminates Daleks, And travels through time and space in a Tardis,
What? My Grandaughter gave it the name, It's a Time And Relative Dimension In Space!
And you might be amazed if you came on a ride, Because it looks little but its bigger on the inside!
Now come on, that's fairly illogical And plus time travelling is really impossible,
The energy to conquer light speed is an obstacle, Ya feeling okay? I think da doc needs a hospital
Been there, done that, ask the Judoon, A platoon had us trapped and marooned on the moon,
Because an alien escaped and had come to Earth,
But it weren't the first time and some are even worst,
I protected your world when the Cybermen invaded, You will be deleted if you can't be updated,
And if you can brave it, make haste into Cardiff, Cos there you'll find Davros and a bunch of his Daleks,
I've beaten mean machines and other bad monsters,
Like the green Slitheen, the human imposters, And if you still think time travelling's bonkers,
Blink when you see the weeping angels are on ya,
Calling all monsters, I've come here to stop ya,
Err, excuse me who are you? I'm the Doctor!... Who? The one that exterminates Daleks,
And travels through time and space in a Tardis, What? My Grandaughter gave it the name,
It's a Time And Relative Dimension In Space! And you might be amazed if you came on a ride,
Because it looks little but its bigger on the inside!