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Meet bernice.
Bernice is a cadillac superior royale
Tiara limousine funeral coach.
You got a 429 v8 engine,
Offering 340 b.H.P.
At 4,600 revolutions per minute.
You're looking at a 21-foot beauty
With a 156 inch wheelbase
Containing a four barrel rochester quadrajet carburetor
With turbo hydromatic transmission.
Bernice weighs over 6,000 pounds.
- It's yellow. - Yeah, it's yellow.
Bernice comes in yellow.
It's supposed to be black.
But they're all black.
That might be my point.
So how is a yellow hearse covered with flowers
Gonna be less of a surprise than a black hearse?
Because I paid you $200 for a black hearse.
No, you paid me $180 for a hearse,
And a hearse is what you got.
Take a long, hard look at bernice.
You'll see she's one of a kind.
She's big, she's fast,
She's beautiful, comfortable,
But she's not black.
All right. Give me the keys.
- Why? - 'cause I gotta go.
Oh, no. She doesn't go anywhere without me.
- ( engine sputtering ) - ( grunting )
( engine starts )