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Now that I'm an adult, I can go to adult websites.
But it's not really my thing. I'm not keen on that...
FALSE!
The adult websites
It's weird because *** sites are the most visited websites on the internet.
Everybody go on them, everybody knows that everybody go on them,
but no one admits it, as if it was something really awful.
Hey, on the browsing history of your computer, there's a lot of *** sites...
Why is that? You... Can you explain this?
Fortunately, there is one universal excuse:
Oh, that? I had forgotten, it's just a private joke with my mates...
Oh, my bad, I thought you were a fat pervert and disgusting pig!
Haha! Pervert? Very funny. No no, on the contrary...
I love culture and stuff...
Nah, it's true that getting caught when you're on a *** site sucks. I confess.
What's more is that everyone does exactly what they shouldn't do:
the 'Back to desktop effect'.
'It's amazing!'
'It feels so good!'
Norman?
Hi!
What are you doing? You look weird.
No, not really.
But there's no open window on your screen!
The 'Back to desktop effect'.
Err... ah, that's because I'm ordering my desktop now, properly and all...
But no one orders their desktop like that...
Well I do.
Everyone uses these sites, even teenagers. For them, with one click...
THE WORLD OF *** IS AVAILABLE
whereas we were having a tough time.
Damn, she's ***!
Although it took me 24 years to remember the French Revolution's date
and I still check it every month in a book,
the names of *** sites or really hot actresses are easy to keep in mind.
What is sad is that unlike history, you cannot brag about being knowledgeable in terms of *** sites.
I'm interested in politics, well, I am really committed and I try to know more about communism.
My thing is the cinema. I watch tons of movies every day... a lot!
I'm well-versed in the French New Wave, I can tell you about it.
Ah that's really David Lynch-like.
And you over there, what's your passion?
Well I know lots of *** sites with *** naked girls and stuff!
You ***...
But I think the moment you feel really ashamed of knowing all that
is when you go on a *** site with your girlfriend for the first time.
No, don't type 'sex', that's lame.
Then what should I type?
Try rather...
No actually 'sex' is fine yeah.
Or 'make love'.
See? Strangely, everyone is completely bilingual when it comes to typing keywords.
When it's to revise for the English classes, no one's there,
but when it's to type dirty words on the computer that's different, huh!
And I'm telling myself that when we try to speak English with strangers,
sometimes they must really find us out, I don't know.
So she's... well she's tall.
And she... Err... She has...
And she has big ***, big ***, ***, big ***, *** girl... yeah.
And tall. As well.
No I don't speak English very well.
Now people knows so much about *** sites that on the page,
you can see thousands of very specific categories for those with weird kinks...
For example you have the Japanese videos category that you can only understand if you're Japanese.
(This is a subway/an underground.)
Wow that's enough now! What do you think you're doing?!
And the top-rated of the very dubious categories is the one named 'Farting girls'.
Well you see, those girls are... naked...
and they fart! There, I said it!
But careful, their farts are spectacular. And the girls like it.
Can you redo the third line please? Do it.
Cut! We have it guys! That's a wrap!
Frankly, I prefer looking at pictures from Dorothée.
You're more and more numerous on my Facebook page 'Norman fait des vidéos' and it's really awesome!
You're double-incredible!