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The Tujue Prince: Marry Me! Princess like none other of the Tang Dynasty!
As beautiful as a flower and pale as the moon you enchant me,
because I have been thinking of you, I am unable to sleep.
Taiping: Throughout the beautiful vast landscape of the Tang state!
Men talented in both literature and war are a plenty,
for what reason should I marry Tujue Barbarian?
The Tujue Prince: All though Tang state is vast and beautiful, it is weak and fragile,
unlike my steppes beyond the great wall, strong, powerful and great,
The Tang State may not be lacking in good men, they are still no match for my Tujue cavalry!
Taiping: Really? Then I must see for myself how courageous a man of the desert like yourself is.
Prince, may I borrow your saber for a moment?
Taiping: Ow! This is my finger, I used your saber to chop it off,
would you like a taste? I love to eat fingers!
would you like a taste? would you like a taste?
Ha Ha, it is but a finger made of a dough.
Such a practical joke has frightened the Tujue cavalry to
Li Xian: Good one, Taiping!