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Good morning complete strangers. It's June 25th.
And it's ridiculously early. For me, anyway. I thought it might be fun to do some...
Hey! Huh?
Who's your favorite president? Not now, beard.
Mine's HARRY S. Truman. heh heh heh Hey, you thinking about seeing the new HARRY
Potter? heh heh heh. That's the same pun.
I'm thinking about making a new movie starring Whoopi Goldberg -- Whisker Act. hahaha.
Whew... Took care of that. I haven't looked at the comments recently.
Let's see what they say. Gelato Lemon says, I have a beard too!
That's great. heh. We both have beards. Wait... Umm...
Hmmm... Let's see, what else from yesterday... Oh! Chris says, How's your beard doing? Because
it looks fantastic. Thanks Chris.
I don't think it fully hit me, what I just did. Ummmm, I better go get drunk.
Hey there, big guy. Welcome to [music]. Can I get you a kiddie cocktail?
I'm gonna get *** blitzed. I'll have a Jack Daniels. Bottle.
He thinks he's a grownup. I'm 26 years old.
You're adorable. Look at you. I need the ***. I need to get wasted!
No, I'm gonna have to see ID for that. I forgot my ID. Come on.
No need to raise your voice, sir. I wanna get wasted!
Wow. Uh. Wow. Look at me. Look at me. I'm you. I'm you from
the future. I shaved my beard. You shaved your beard. Oh man, that would be great if
I could change the past. Don't shave the beard. Don't shave the beard.
Oh my god! What have I done? Nooooooooooooooooooo!