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Dylan: Shawn's trolling you.
Shawn: No, actually I make all of my houses out of sandstone.
Cole: Can I float? In this one?
Dylan: No, you can't fly. Shawn: Coal! Coal! Coal! Coal! Cole, look, there's coal! Cole: Where?
Dylan: Cole, coal! Shawn: No no no! Dylan: That's gravel. Shawn: Garbage. It's UNDER YOU.
Cole: Oh. That's coal. Shawn: You know- DON'T! STOP! STOP! Dylan: You're NAMED after it!
Dylan: Actually, let's just let him. Just, break the coal. MINE IT! Cole: I'm trying. Shawn: This is gonna be funny.
Dylan: Also, that's your hunger gauge.
Cole: I'm good.
Dylan: You're good at the moment.
Taking a while right?
Cole: Little bit.
Shawn: Oh, look at that! You didn't get NOTHIN'!
Cole: Why didn't I get anything? Dylan: You need a pickaxe! Cole: Oh WOW!
How do I make a pickaxe? Shawn: Crafting table.
Dylan: Focus on shelter at first, so, go into those trees, and use your wooden planks to
try and make some kind of house.
Shawn: And, and sky houses are better than ground houses because ground houses get blown up by creepers.
Cole: Sky houses? Dylan: Don't worry about it. Shawn: Just build your house in the trees. Like, literally.
Dylan: Like, climb up a tree with some dirt. Shawn: OR you can jump on the tree behind you! Turn around.
See, see that tree there? Dylan: Nope, your left. The other tree. Behind you! THAT ONE!
Cole: This one? Dylan: That one.
Dylan: Jump on that leaf.
Cole: Ok, this defies the laws of physics. Shawn: You're tree climbing.
Dylan: Think of those as branches. Shawn: Do you not have any mods on right now?
Dylan: No, none. I literrally just updated the game two seconds before.
Shawn: I advise you build your house closer to the water, for a better view.
Cole: That way? Dylan: No one cares about a view? It's survival! Shawn: I do.
Duuude, view is EVERYTHING!! Cole: I can't jump that ways. Shawn: Yeah you can.
Cole: I'm not gonna make it! Dylan: PARKOUR! Cole: Oh, ok.
Unnh! You you fu- Shawn: Failure. Cole: Oh my-! That was YOUR fault!
Shawn: Oh no! You only regenerate health because you're on peaceful probably.
Dylan: No, he's on
normal. Shawn: Ha! LOL!
screwed you over! MWAHAAHA! Cole: You suck! Yeah, you did! I'm not gonna try that again, I'm just gonna go right here!
I don't care about a #@%& view!
Shawn: No, no no no! Seriously, they... Dylan: Now, just tear apart some of these leaves and make a house right where you're at. Shawn: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM Dylan: On top of this tree.
And also I notice that it is lagging slightly,
so go to options. BAM!
Video settings. BEH!
uh... Click on that.
There we go. Yeah, it's not supposed to be on far on this computer. Shawn: And don't turn fog on ever, it makes the game lag. Fog sucks.
Cole: Ok, so... Shawn: Oh, Cole! You're not high enough off the ground!
Get higher up! Dylan: Nah, he's fine. Shawn: Creepers gonna blow his crap up. HIGHER keep going HIGHER!
Cole: Oh God!
Shawn: Yeah, that was YOU that time! Cole: That was, umm, sorry.
Dylan: You can't fly. Shawn: You're not in CREATIVE MODE!
Oh and, uh, I'd put random blocks there so that Creepers can't jump up there.
Cole: Like, right here? Shawn: Like a wall of blocks. Dylan: Just-
Just don't worry.
Focus on building a house and stuff set up. Shawn: Yeah! Better better!
Go up there. Yes! YES!
YYEESS!!!
Cole: There we go.
Shawn: Alright- HOUSE!! Dylan: Now level out an area.
Shawn: Has to be higher.
Dylan: No, it's fine. It really really is.
Now make an even floor.
Use that 4 dirt you got to fill in holes in the floor.
Cole: Ok, so...
use...
Dylan: Use the dirt first because you don't have too much of it. Shawn: You have learned how to use the scroll wheel.
Dylan: Not close enough. You don't have-
Cole: How do I place things? Dylan: Right-click.
RIGHT-CLICK.
Cole: Ah. I knew that.
There, I don't have anymore dirt Shawn: Ok, use your wood- Dylan: -to make walls.
Dylan: Minecraft has... *sigh*
Turn off the game. Darn! Darn! Just hit 'X'!
Sorry! We just ***-derped a little!
Cole, you can play now. Cole: Oh ok.
Dylan: I had to download 64-bit java.
Shawn: lol
Dylan: Click 'PLAY' Cole: I did click it! Dylan: You right-clicked.
Cole: No, I didn't. Shawn: Stop right-clicking!
Why is fog on? That's bad. Dylan: It's ok.
Cole: That just blew up by itself.
Shawn: Oh yeah, you should probably build an actual
floor for your house!
Dylan: Ok, turn that white birch wood into planks.
Cole: Okay so I... Shawn: Press 'E' Cole: I knew that. Shawn: You're learning.
No, no, no, no, no, no, what?!
(laughter)
Cole: I don't know what I'm doing here!
Shawn: That's wood, not wooden planks~ Dylan: You had it fine, but then you buggered it up.
Cole: Like that? Shawn: No, no, remember right-click!
You can hold down, you can hold it!
...no, you can't do that anymore. Used to be able to. Dylan: MASH.
Cole: Put in there? Shawn: I like trains. Now build your house out of that. Cole: Okay. Dylan: Now just make a tiny little shack on top of this tree.
The sun is starting to set, so you had better hurry. Cole: Uh, oh, errr, oh.
Oh God.
Shawn: It's ok, you're on TREES. Cole: Ok, so... Shawn: Other click- there ya go! I'd actually... Yeah, yeah, just build your house right here.
Cole: Whu, er...
Shouldn't I, like...
like make a floor?
Shawn: I guess? Dylan: Well, I, yeah, but I'd just focus on getting the outside of your house
finished before you make the floor
because you don't have too much wood. Cole: Okay. Shawn: Not THAT tiny of a shack.
Cole: Ok... Shawn: No, no, you can-
expand it to your left. Dylan: Yeah. Just keep going to the left, it's fine.
Cole: So, I... Shawn: Just make sure you don't get trapped inside.
Outside you're in the open unguarded. Dylan: You want to
be able to have access to your house. Shawn: You can throw it on the right, the left of that block.
Dylan: Also, put your crafting table down. Shawn: YES! Corners don't matter.
Not really. He's learning. Should we teach him the floating glitch?
Dylan: What, that blocks can float? He just figured it out. Shawn: No, no like...
The crouching thing.
Dylan: Oh! In a bit.
Yay!
You don't- Shawn: It doesn't matter. Cole: Okay.
Dylan: Now place your crafting table.
Cole: Ok, uhh... Shawn: And build a higher wall around you. Just saying. Cole: ok.
Should I build the wall?
Dylan: You want some wood to make some tools right now. Shawn: So just keep on- Go to the crafting table.
Dylan: Yeah just craft now. Cole: Okay. How do I craft?
Dylan: Click. Shawn: AAOGHA! Other click!
Dylan: OTHER click. Cole: Okay...
Dylan: Okay, now as you can see, it's 3x3 instead of 2x2 here. So you can craft more stuff. Cole: So, what do I do?
Dylan: Screw around.
Cole: Ah, God. Dylan: You can't make anything except with wood right now.
Oh! Whaddya know! Look at that! Cole: What is this? Sticks? Dylan: Yup. You want some of those.
Now think of sticks as the handles for the tools you're gonna make.
Cole: I'm so confused right now.
Dylan: You wanna try making a door?
Think about just drawing the object.
With the blocks.
So draw a door.
Shawn: Congratulations. Dylan: Oh hey! Look at that! Now grab it!
Set that block down- there ya go! Yaay!
Alright. Shawn: Now you're running low on blocks. Gotta be conservative.
Dylan: Now you only have 3 wooden planks left so I would make a pickaxe. You can afford that.
Cole: Okay, soo... Dylan: So, think of the
wooden blocks as the blade of the pickaxe, and the sticks as the handle.
Cole: Isn't that-? Shawn: What are you doing.
Cole: Isn't that what I'm supposed to do? NOOOO. Dylan: The sticks are the handle.
Shawn: And the wood
What you're holding right now is the blade.
Dylan: THE STICKS ARE THE HANDLE. Cole: Oh? OH! Okay! I get it now!
Hehe! Sorry! Dylan: There ya go.
It's ok!
We all suck first!
Shawn: You do NOT need a SHOVEL!! Dylan: Don't make a shovel. Alright, now...
You're close! Just turn that shovel into a pickaxe.
Cole: aaaah. Ok, there? Dylan: No. A PICKAXE.
Shawn: Try the other one first.
Dylan: (angelic chorus) Time to mine! Shawn: I was gonna try and help you learn to make an axe.
Cole: Ok, so...
Now what do I do? Shawn: Uhh, finish your wall? With whatever materials you have left. Oh, I hear a skeleton.
Dylan: When did you hear a skeleton? Cole: I'm scared.
Dylan: Alright, now let's just scout the area out.
Stay close to your house.
Cole: If I break these,
wouldn't... Could I put it on here? Shawn: I wouldn't, because remember,
what you're standing on sometimes suddenly explodes.
Dylan: If there's no wood near it. Cole: Ok.
Dylan: Leaves break if there's no wood nearby.
Scout the area out, make sure you can't see any monsters.
Now, where did you find that coal?
Hold up, turn to your right.
Cole: Uh, there's a flashing over there.
Dylan: I think that's a spider.
Cole: Oh God. Dylan: Yup, it's a spider. Shawn: Oh yeah, they can climb your house.
Dylan: Spiders can climb up stuff, but don't worry. Shawn: They can only jump two squares.
Cole: Jesus, this game is not...
fun.
Who's Marcus? (he just logged onto Skype)
Dylan: uhhhh... Cole: Arrington? Dylan: No, Swedish dude.
Dylan: Ok, so the next step,
which you might want to do is to make torches. Remember coal? Cole: No.
Shawn: (incomprehensible gibberish)
Dylan: Alright, so,
you gotta mine some of that coal with your pickaxe.
Cole: So I have to go down there?
Shawn: Oh, yeah, uh, yeah, well...
Go ahead!
Dylan: I would honestly- Cole: Can I use this as a weapon?
Dylan: Yeah, but it won't do too much damage.
Honestly I advise getting it, just make sure you know exactly where you are,
because you need it.