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Hey.
Hello, Ryan.
Merry Christmas.
Oh, thank you.
Do you always get presents for your ex-girlfriends?
Okay, we're never technically... Is there... Is there a problem?
Well, I didn't get you anything, because you have treated me inconsiderately,
and I'm not gonna stand for it anymore.
That's... That's fair.
I'm sorry.
Merry Christmas.
Wait, Ryan, you're not mean. You're adorable.
I'm so sorry. I got you a present, too.
But then when I got to work, I didn't see anything on my desk from you,
so I threw it away.
And then AsunciĆ³n took the trash, that's why I think it's in the dumpster.
I'm so sorry. I'm the worst.
Hey, Kelly, you know what? Throw my gift away, too.
What? You paid money for that CD.
I'm serious. It'll show that we don't care about material things.
I don't understand.
Kelly, I'm so cold.
(KELLY SOBBlNG)
You don't have to scream at me.
Are you having fun in this relationship?
Sometimes.
I don't know, Kelly, sometimes I look at us and I think...
(CRYlNG) Don't dump me while I'm in the dumpster.
Just go back inside if you're so cold. I'll just stay in the dumpster.
RYAN: Did you look over here?
KELLY: Who's eating all these apples?
RYAN: Kelly..
And what are these? Are... Why are there egg yolks in here?
Aren't you supposed to eat the yolks?
Michael was on an egg-yolk diet.
He's so weird.
Do you think I should diet?
No, you're perfect.
(KELLY GASPlNG)
What? Did you find it?
No. I'm scared.
All of a sudden?
Uh-huh.
Hold me.