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Jeana: RECENTLY AT THE TRAILER PARK...
ONE SHENANIGAN AFTER ANOTHER...
WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A HOLE,
YOU NEED TO QUIT DIGGING.
...HAS PUSHED CECIL TO MAKE A DRASTIC CHANGE.
I AM TAKING OVER MYRTLE MANOR.
WHAT DID SHE JUST SAY?
Jeana: MARVIN'S DAYS AS A FORENSIC INVESTIGATOR...
YOU'RE GONNA GET THE LAB RESULTS.
...FINALLY YIELDED SOME SHOCKING AND CONTROVERSIAL RESULTS.
JESSICA, YOU ARE THE ***.
I THINK YOU SWITCHED THEM.
Taylor: IS IT SO HARD TO BELIEVE THAT I DIDN'T PEE THE BED?
I JUST FELT BAD 'CAUSE I'VE BEEN BLAMING
MY POOR, SWEET LITTLE DOG THE WHOLE TIME.
Jeana: BUT LOVE WAS STILL ALIVE AT THE TRAILER PARK.
Anne: MARVIN IS A SINCERELY KIND PERSON.
DO I WANT A PERSON LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE?
YEAH.
Jeana: AND CHELSEY DECIDED
TO LET HER HEART DO THE TALKING.
IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY ELSE,
Y'ALL ARE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND.
JARED, DO YOU WANT TO BE MY BOYFRIEND?
COME AGAIN?
Jeana: AND COMING UP, WHEN BECKY'S CANNED,
WILL HER DAUGHTER HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO RUN MYRTLE MANOR?
WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT A COOKIE?
NO, I DON'T WANT A [BLEEP] COOKIE.
DO I LOOK 3 YEARS OLD TO YOU?
HOW FAR WILL JARED GO TO SHOW CHELSEY THAT HE'S A MAN?
I'LL DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING FOR MONEY.
[ WOMEN SCREAMING ]
Jeana: AND WILL MARVIN
FINALLY PROFESS HIS TRUE DESIRE FOR ANNE?
MY LOVE FOR ANNE IS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO KNOW.
YOU LUCKY I'M NOT A VAMPIRE.
Jeana: AND WHEN THE PARK COOK-OFF GETS UGLY...
...IS SOMEBODY GONNA GET HURT?
WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
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TODAY OUR BEACHY LITTLE TRAILER PARK
IS ANYTHING BUT A DAY IN THE SUN.
[ SIREN WAILING ]
ALYSON'S THE NEW SHERIFF IN TOWN,
AND SHE'S HELL-BENT ON MAKING A CHANGE.
Cecil: BECKY'S LOST CONTROL OF THIS PARK,
AND ALYSON'S BEEN WORKING HERE SINCE SHE WAS 6 YEARS OLD
AND SHE KNOWS THE WORKINGS OF THE PARK
AND I THINK SHE CAN DO A GREAT JOB WITH IT.
Alyson: I'M THE FIFTH GENERATION OF MY FAMILY
LIVING IN MYRTLE MANOR.
AND ALL THROUGHOUT SCHOOL,
I WOULD GET TEASED FOR LIVING IN A MOBILE HOME.
BUT I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK.
HOME IS JUST WHATEVER YOU MAKE OF IT.
I'M UP.
GINA, I TOLD YOU TO IDLE IN AND OUT.
Jeana: IF IT'S MONDAY, IT MUST BE TIME FOR TOWN HALL.
BUT I'M NOT SURE IF ALYSON PLANS ON KEEPING UP THAT TRADITION.
HEY.
Alyson: I'M CANCELING TOWN HALL BECAUSE IT'S JUST ONE BIG PLACE
FOR EVERYBODY TO GET TOGETHER AND *** ABOUT STUFF.
AND, HONESTLY, I DON'T HAVE TIME.
I NEED TO BE SPENDING MY TIME FIXING THINGS IN THE PARK
THAT NEED TO BE FIXED.
WHERE THE HELL IS ALYSON?
I DON'T KNOW, DARLING.
Woman: MAYBE CECIL OUGHT TO COME ON AND TAKE CHARGE.
WE GO TO TOWN HALL, WE WAIT THERE, WE WAIT THERE SOME MORE.
WE CONTINUE TO WAIT.
BYE, MISS PEGGY.
Woman: BYE, MISS PEGGY.
BYE, Y'ALL. I LOVE YOU.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? POOR LITTLE MISS PEGGY GETS TIRED.
SO LIKE I ALWAYS DO ALL THE TIME, I WALK HER TO HER HOUSE.
UM...YEAH, THERE'S A LOT OF TRASH IN HERE.
AS MANAGER, I AM IMPLEMENTING A CLEAN-UP DAY
BECAUSE I JUST WANT THEIR YARDS CLEAN SO IT DOESN'T LOOK ***.
IT'S A TRAILER PARK. DON'T MAKE IT LOOK LIKE ONE.
THERE'S THIS SIGN. WHY IS THIS SIGN IN THE POOL?
THAT'S...NOT OKAY.
THAT COULD RIP THE LINING OF THE POOL.
AND THERE'S A CHICKEN. THIS IS NOT OKAY.
Woman: WE CAN START,
OR I'M GONNA GO INTO THE HOUSE NOW.
I DON'T KNOW IF Y'ALL NOTICED,
BUT EVERYONE'S GOT THESE ON THEIR DOOR.
Woman #2: WHAT?
Man: WHAT DOES IT SAY?
WE HAVE A MANDATORY PARK CLEAN-UP AT...
[CHUCKLES]...AT 9:00 A.M.
EVERYONE OR JUST...?
EVERYBODY. NO EXCEPTIONS.
OHH!
ALYSON'S JUST YOUNG AND SPOILED
AND THINKS SHE CAN COME IN AND TAKE OVER
AND US JUST BE OKAY WITH THAT.
NOT HAPPENING.
IT'S JUST LIKE A SCHOOLYARD. IT'S LIKE CHILDREN.
SO TRUE. I MEAN, WE'RE ALL GROWN FOLKS HERE.
YOU KNOW, WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
Jeana: IT APPEARS AS IF ALYSON'S MANAGERIAL STRATEGY
DOESN'T INCLUDE MAKING NEW FRIENDS.
Alyson: THAT'S DISGUSTING.
SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE ABOUT THAT.
Jeana: MARVIN, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAS NO PROBLEM
MIXING BUSINESS WITH A LITTLE PLEASURE.
Marvin: ANNE'S RESIDENCE HAPPENS TO BE
RIGHT IN THE PATH OF MY ROUTE.
HEY, MARVIN.
AND FOR SOME REASON, WE'RE BEING BLESSED TO GET ALONG, YOU KNOW?
CHECKING UP ON KITTY.
SHE'S FINE.
I TAKE HER TO THE VET TOMORROW TO HAVE BLOOD WORK REDONE.
AND SHE'S A LITTLE BETTER EVERY DAY.
Anne: I DO LIKE SPENDING TIME WITH MARVIN.
I AM A LITTLE CONFUSED AT TIMES BECAUSE THE CONVERSATION
VACILLATES FROM KIND OF OBTUSE COMMENTS.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT --
YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY?
MAYBE.
I HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO GET TO KNOW MARVIN BETTER,
AND THAT GOOFINESS KIND OF FADES AWAY...
AS YOU TAKE THE TIME TO GET TO KNOW HIM.
BUT ANYWAY, WHAT I'M TRYING TO GET AT
IS THAT THAT'S WHAT I CAN SMELL ABOUT YOU.
AND I HAVE SOME THINGS I WANT TO SHARE WITH YOU.
AND I CAN'T DO IT RIGHT NOW.
I MEAN, IF I CAN COME BACK,
OKAY.
Marvin: IT'S JUST SOMETHING THAT GREW ONTO ME, YOU KNOW?
I LIKE PLEASANT-SMELLING SCENTS,
AND I'VE SEEN HOW IT CHANGES A PERSON'S WHOLE PERSONA.
I'LL SWING BY HERE
AND SEE IF YOU LIKE WHAT I HAVE, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
SO I WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING VERY SPECIAL FOR ANNE.
STAY HYDRATED. IT'S HOT.
[ LAUGHS ] OKAY, DEAR.
ALL RIGHT, KIDDO.
ALL RIGHT.
Jeana: WELL, WITH TOWN HALL BEING A BUST
AND A MANDATORY CLEAN-UP RAPIDLY APPROACHING,
A FEW OF US MYRTLE MANOR LADIES
ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING, OR SOMEONE,
TO TAKE OUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON.
SO...
YOU'RE ALL CAMOED OUT TODAY.
I KNOW. I'M FIXING TO GO TO THE RIVER.
WE MATCH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT THE RIVER?
I NEED TO GO SHOOT.
SHOOTING? SHOOT?
Y'ALL WANT TO GO?
[BLEEP] YEAH, LET'S GO SHOOTING.
SHOOTING'S ALWAYS FUN.
WHETHER YOU SHOOT GOOD OR WHETHER YOU SHOOT BAD,
IT JUST KIND OF FEELS GOOD.
OH, YEAH.
SHOOTING.
Amanda: THERE'S A LOT OF CHAOS GOING ON IN THE PARK.
EVERYBODY'S STRESSED. THERE WAS A LOT OF TENSION.
AND ME, I RELEASE MY STRESS BY SHOOTING GUNS.
UHH!
Jeana: NOPE, I MISSED.
YOU GOT HIS HIP.
AAH!
POINT AND SHOOT.
I'VE NEVER HELD A REAL GUN BEFORE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO PULL THE HAMMER.
IF YOU WANT TO, JUST KEEP PULLING THE [BLEEP] TRIGGER.
WE GET TO JEANA'S LAND, AND, YOU KNOW,
SHE SAYS THAT WE NEED TO GET OUT SOME AGGRESSION.
YOU LOOK DOWN THE BARREL.
JESS, I LOVE YOU, BUT I'M SCARED.
Jeana: ONE MORE PRACTICE.
WHAT THE [BLEEP] YOU HIDING BEHIND ME FOR?
I FEEL LIKE YOU COULD STOP A BULLET WITH YOUR FINGER.
NOW THAT JESS AND TAYLOR ARE ON THE SKIDS AGAIN,
I THOUGHT THAT GIRL MIGHT WANT TO GO SHOOT SOMETHING.
WHOO!
AAH! [ LAUGHS ]
BEING A FREE WOMAN NOW MAKES YOU FEEL SUPER-AWESOME
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE SOMEONE NAGGING AT ME 24/7,
AND HE HAS NO CONTROL OVER ME, AND HE HATES IT.
TAYLOR HATES IT. HE HAS NO CONTROL OVER ME.
SO LET'S TALK, GIRLS.
Amanda: I NEED A BEER. I HAVE NOTHING TO DRINK.
I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND JARED.
Chelsey: IT'S GOOD.
IT'S JUST LIKE -- I DON'T KNOW,
HE, LIKE, WANTS ME TO TAKE THE RELATIONSHIP SERIOUS.
I'M TRYING TO, BUT HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A JOB.
Amanda: JARED IS, LIKE, ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS,
AND I LOVE HIM TO DEATH, BUT I'M JUST WORRIED
THAT HE AIN'T GONNA GET HIS [BLEEP] TOGETHER
AND BE ABLE TO TAKE CARE OF CHELSEY LIKE HE SHOULD,
AS A MAN, AND THAT'S MY ONLY CONCERN.
IF HE GOT A JOB THAT HE TOOK SERIOUS --
NOT SOME PUTT-PUTT GOLF COURSE
OR SOME [BLEEP] DISHWASHER JOB.
LIKE, GET A [BLEEP] REAL JOB, LIKE A MAN'S JOB.
LIKE, DO CONSTRUCTION OR SOME [BLEEP]
[ AMANDA LAUGHS ]
GET DIRTY A LITTLE BIT.
I GOT PRIORITIES.
I'M PROUD OF YOU.
Chelsey: I MEAN, I LOVE HIM. HE'S AWESOME.
BUT I'M WORKING ON MY BUSINESS.
I CAN'T DATE A GUY THAT HAS NO DRIVE WHATSOEVER.
SO I DON'T CARE WHAT IT IS.
I DON'T CARE IF HE WAS CLEANING UP DOG POOP FOR A LIVING.
I KNOW, BUT HE'S SO NICE,
AND HE'S, LIKE, SUCH A GOOD GUY.
SO, LIKE, I'M PUTTING THAT [BLEEP] ASIDE.
AND HE LOOKS REALLY PRETTY.
HE IS REAL PRETTY TO LOOK AT.
CHEERS TO THAT.
[ LAUGHS ]
COMING UP, Y'ALL, ON "WELCOME TO MYRTLE MANOR"...
WHOA!
[ SCREAMS ]
GET THE HELL OFF ME.
WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
JARED! HEY, LOOK WHAT I GOT.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
ALYSON LEFT HER GOLF CART WITH THE KEYS IN IT, DUDE.
NOT TOO BRIGHT AT ALL.
WHY DON'T WE TAKE IT FOR A SPIN?
AAH! [ LAUGHS ]
ARE YOU FLINTSTONING IT? DOES THAT WORK?
IT DON'T GET FAST WITH THOSE SPEED BUMPS.
AAH! [ LAUGHS ]
YEAH, REVERSE COMING UP.
[ LAUGHS ]
[BLEEP]
SO...
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU AND MY ROOMIE, CHELSEY, HERE?
GETTING A LITTLE CLOSE?
YEAH, I'M PRETTY SERIOUS ABOUT HER.
HOW SERIOUS IS SERIOUS?
I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I LIKE HER A LOT.
MANDY'S THE CLOSEST THING I GOT
TO HAVING ONE OF MY BOYS HERE AT THE PARK.
SO I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HER
ABOUT TAKING IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL WITH CHELSEY, YOU KNOW?
YOU REALLY LOVE HER, DON'T YOU?
I DO.
LOOK AT YOU.
SHE DOES SOMETHING TO ME.
WHAT DOES SHE DO TO YOU? [ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW, BUT I LIKE HER.
IT'S TIME TO HAVE THE TALK
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE HIS BIG SISTER,
AND I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT HE'S ON THE RIGHT PAGE
BECAUSE JARED HAS NO DAMN MONEY AT ALL.
HOW YOU GONNA CALL YOURSELF A MAN
WITH NO GOOD, DECENT JOB?
WHERE I COME FROM, MEN DID HARD WORK
BY THE TIME THEY WERE 16, WITH CALLUSES ON THEIR HANDS.
I GOT CALLUSES, WOMAN.
THAT'S FROM WEIGHTLIFTING.
SHUT UP.
YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY DOING THAT.
'CAUSE YOU KNOW, JARED,
CHELSEY IS NOT A GIRL TO WAIT AROUND FOR LONG.
YEAH.
SO IF YOU WANT TO HOP ON THAT BUNNY TRAIN,
YOU BETTER GET YOUR [BLEEP] TOGETHER
SO YOU CAN PAY FOR A TICKET AND TAKE A RIDE.
'CAUSE IF NOT,
THAT TRAIN'S GOING [WHISTLES] RIGHT ON BY YOU.
WELL...I'LL GET MY [BLEEP] TOGETHER, THEN.
THANKS FOR THE MOTIVATIONAL SPEECH.
THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR.
MAKES ME FEEL ALL BETTER ABOUT LIFE NOW.
YOU SHOULD.
MY WHOLE LIFE'S BEEN A MESS, BASICALLY.
SO, YOU KNOW, I NEED A GIRL LIKE CHELSEY TO HELP ME GROW UP,
TAKE RESPONSIBILITY AND FINALLY BECOME A MAN.
I KNOW IT'S SOON,
BUT I'M STARTING TO THINK SHE COULD BE THE ONE.
I'M JUST SAYING DISHWASHING AIN'T GONNA GET THE JOB DONE.
YEAH, I KNOW. I KNOW.
I'LL GET SOMETHING BETTER.
YOU NEED TO THINK OF SOMETHING QUICK.
I'LL DO WHATEVER I GOT TO DO.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
YOU JUST GOT TO DO IT, AS LONG AS IT'S LEGAL.
I MEAN, DON'T GO GET CRAZY.
Jeana: IT'S THE MORNING OF ALYSON'S BIG PARK CLEAN-UP,
AND IT'S OFF TO A ROCKY START.
SO FAR, ONLY FOUR RESIDENTS ARE WORKING.
GUESS THE WHOLE "MANDATORY" THING DIDN'T QUITE SINK IN.
THIS IS CRAZY.
I THINK THEY WAITING TILL THEY GET HERE
TO THROW THEIR CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE YARD.
OH, MY GOD. THIS IS A TRASH CAN RIGHT HERE.
REALLY, IS THERE NOBODY CLEANING OUT HERE?
I DON'T KNOW, I'VE BEEN OUT HERE FOR A COUPLE HOURS, THOUGH.
I'M OUT HERE.
I'M CLEANING UP AND, YOU KNOW, THE WIENER GIRLS DON'T SHOW UP.
JARED DOESN'T SHOW UP. BIKER GINA DOESN'T SHOW UP.
SHELLIE DOESN'T SHOW UP.
SO I'M THINKING, LIKE, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
"IF I GOT TO CLEAN THIS POOL BY MYSELF,
I'LL CLEAN THE DAMN THING BY MYSELF."
Roy: WHERE IS EVERYBODY SUPPOSED TO BE?
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
WHERE THEY ARE I DON'T KNOW.
Alyson: ROY AND GINA WERE CLEANING UP,
AND I FOUND OUT THAT TAYLOR
HAD BEEN CLEANING BY HIMSELF FOR A WHILE.
IT WAS VERY DISAPPOINTING
BECAUSE EVERYBODY ELSE IS JUST NOT REALLY TAKING IT SERIOUS.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
Amanda: IS THAT BECKY? BECKY!
OH. WE THOUGHT YOU WERE BECKY.
NO. SO WE GOT TO GO CLEAN.
Y'ALL WANT TO GET OUT OF YOUR NICE CLOTHES
AND COME OUTSIDE AND CLEAN?
Chelsey: ALL RIGHT, WE'LL MEET YOU OUT THERE.
I HAVE TO CHANGE MY UNDERWEAR.
[ JESSICA LAUGHS ]
Alyson: I AM SO PISSED OFF.
I'M THE PARK MANAGER, AND THEY SHOULD BE LISTENING TO ME.
WHETHER THEY LIKE ME OR NOT, I REALLY DON'T CARE.
THEY JUST NEED TO RESPECT MY RULES.
CAN Y'ALL COME HELP ME GET THIS IN A BAG?
I AIN'T TOUCHING THAT [BLEEP]
THAT'S BEEN IN A BARREL THAT WE BURNED,
AND THAT DOESN'T LOOK SANITARY.
Jeana: IT'S HARD ENOUGH FOR ME TO LISTEN TO BECKY,
WHICH I DON'T LISTEN TO BECKY,
BUT I'M CERTAINLY NOT GONNA LISTEN TO ALYSON.
NOT A CHANCE.
Amanda: IF YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR MOM'S PLACE,
ACT MORE LIKE YOUR MOM.
IF I ACT MORE LIKE MY MOM, THEN WHY ISN'T MY MOM HERE RIGHT NOW?
BECAUSE FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON,
YOUR GRANDPA PUT YOU IN CHARGE.
HE JUST HAD A LAPSE OF SELF-CONTROL.
HE HAD A WEIRD MOMENT, AND HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.
WHAT DO YOU WANT? DO YOU WANT A COOKIE?
NO, I DON'T WANT A [BLEEP] COOKIE!
DO I LOOK 3 YEARS OLD TO YOU?!
I DON'T CRY EASILY AT ALL,
AND I WAS SO FRUSTRATED WITH BEING DISRESPECTED THAT MUCH
THAT I WAS IN TEARS.
YOU CANNOT STAND THERE WITH A MEGAPHONE SCREAMING
AND GET YOUR WAY.
YOU EARN IT. YOU DON'T DEMAND IT.
NO, I'M SERIOUSLY DONE WITH Y'ALL'S ATTITUDES.
I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO Y'ALL.
Woman: OKAY. BYE.
THANKS, ALYSON, FOR THE FUN DAY.
MM!
I THINK ANNE IS IN DENIAL THAT SHE LIKES MARVIN
'CAUSE WOULDN'T YOU BE IN DENIAL?
[ LAUGHS ]
Jeana: IT AIN'T NOTHING NEW TO FIND JARED LOOKING FOR WORK,
BUT THIS TIME HIS MOTIVATION IS LOVE.
HE'S GOT TO PROVE TO CHELSEY THAT HE'S GOT AMBITION
AND THAT HE CAN GET STRAIGHT-UP PASSIONATE ABOUT A JOB.
WELL, HEY, THERE, MISS PEGGY. HOW YOU DOING?
HI, JARED. WHAT YOU UP TO?
WELL, I'M ACTUALLY COMING AROUND
TO SEE IF YOU NEED ANY HELP AROUND HERE.
I'M TRYING TO DO SOME ODD JOBS, YOU KNOW?
Jared: I NEVER REALLY HAD TOO MUCH MOTIVATION,
BUT CHELSEY REALLY GIVES ME THAT DRIVE, YOU KNOW?
SHE MAKES ME WANT TO GET THINGS RIGHT.
WELL, I'VE GOT PLENTY TO DO, JARED,
BUT I CAN'T EVEN PAY THE RENT, MUCH LESS ANYTHING ELSE.
THAT AIN'T NO GOOD.
THAT AIN'T NO GOOD.
THAT AIN'T GONNA DO YOUR POCKET NO GOOD.
I KNOW.
MAN, I'LL DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING FOR MONEY --
RACING SOMEONE ON A BIKE, BLOWING SOMETHING UP,
CATCHING SOMETHING ON FIRE, YOU KNOW?
WHAT HAVE YOU?
Jared: WASHING DISHES IS NOT CUTTING IT, SO...
I'M JUST TRYING TO SCRAPE TOGETHER SOME MONEY,
ANNE, YOU KNOW?
I JUST DON'T HAVE EXTRA MONEY IN MY BUDGET.
HEY, WELL, I UNDERSTAND THAT.
DON'T WEAR THAT SHIRT IF YOU'RE TRYING TO GET A JOB.
YEAH, THE ATTIRE. YEAH, I GOTCHA.
ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU LATER, JARED.
MAN!
Jeana: FEAR NOT, JARED.
JOB-HUNTING IS A TIME-HONORED TRAILER-PARK TRADITION.
AND HERE IN THE SOUTH, WE TAKE OUR TRADITIONS VERY SERIOUSLY.
Gina: OKAY, ROY, WHAT'S THE DEAL?
I CAN SCHOOL YOUR *** ON A CHICKEN BOG.
THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU GREW UP IN MYRTLE BEACH.
YOU AIN'T NEVER LIVED IN THE COUNTRY.
JUST 'CAUSE I AIN'T LIVED IN THE COUNTRY
DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK COUNTRY.
YOU CAN COOK, BUT YOU CANNOT COOK A CHICKEN BOG LIKE I CAN.
MY GRANDMA GREW UP WHERE YOU GREW UP,
AND THAT'S WHO TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK CHICKEN BOG.
THAT'S YOUR GRANDMA. THAT WAS NOT YOU.
CHICKEN BOG IS A SOUTHERN WAY OF SAYING "CHICKEN AND RICE."
'CAUSE YOU KNOW MY DAMN CHICKEN BOG'S BETTER THAN YOURS.
YOU'VE LOST YOUR DAMN MIND.
I COOK MINE ON A GAS BURNER THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
YOU BOIL THE CHICKEN,
FEATHERS OFF OF IT.
OF COURSE.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN,
WE NEED TO HAVE SOME KIND OF SOCIAL EVENT OUT HERE
'CAUSE IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS SINCE THE PAGEANT.
SO WHY DON'T WE DO A BOG-OFF?
EVERYBODY COOK CHICKEN BOG AND LET EVERYBODY BE THE JUDGE?
THAT'S HOW WE'LL DECIDE WHO MAKES THE BEST CHICKEN BOG.
THEN YOU COOK RICE IN THE POT WHERE THE CHICKEN JUICE IS.
AND YOU CUT UP SAUSAGE AND PUT IN IT
AND A LITTLE BIT OF ONION.
YOU NEED TO TASTE MY CHICKEN BOG
IF THAT'S THE WAY YOU COOK YOURS.
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT IS NOT RIGHT.
WELL, I'M GONNA WIN
BECAUSE MINE WILL BE BETTER THAN YOURS.
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS GONNA WIN THAT PAGEANT, TOO.
WELL, I WOULD HAVE IF I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN IT.
NEGATIVE.
I AM A COUNTRY GIRL.
Jeana: THE WINNER OF THE BIG BOG-OFF MAY BE ANYONE'S GUESS,
BUT MARVIN THINKS HE'S GOT A FOOLPROOF PLAN
TO WIN MISS ANNE'S HEART.
I AM AN AMATEUR ESSENTIAL-OIL-FRAGRANCE MAKER.
I'M NOT TRYING TO PUT UP A WEB PAGE, YOU KNOW,
TRYING TO MAKE A BIG BUSINESS
'CAUSE I WON'T BE ABLE TO HANDLE THE WORKLOAD, YOU KNOW?
THIS IS NOT EDIBLE ART. THIS IS NOT LIKE MY OLIVE OIL.
THIS IS MY OLIVE OIL. THIS IS EDIBLE.
I CAN...
MM!
THIS PARTICULAR FRAGRANCE I'M MAKING UP
IS GONNA BE FOR MY WONDERFUL FRIEND ANNE.
SHE JUST REMINDS ME OF LIGHT, AIRY LAVENDER
WITH A TINGE OF GRAPE.
MARVIN IS WISE BEYOND HIS YEARS.
HE'S VERY TALENTED WITH HIS MIXING OF THE OILS.
OOH!
HIS SENSE OF SMELL MUST BE UNBELIEVABLE.
WHEN YOU SMELL THIS, YOU WILL KNOW
THAT ANNE IS A WOMAN THAT HAS CONTROL AND POWER.
I THINK ANNE IS IN DENIAL THAT SHE LIKES MARVIN
'CAUSE IT'S MARVIN.
WOULDN'T YOU BE IN DENIAL? [ LAUGHS ]
I WANT THIS TO BE A LAVENDER-TYPE SMELL.
THIS IS MY LAVENDER BASE AND A LITTLE BIT OF GRAPE.
YOU KNOW, THIS GRAPE
IS GONNA BRING OUT THE LITTLE GIRL IN ANNE.
THE LITTLE GIRL THAT WANTING TO GO TO THE STORE
TO BUY A GRAPE LOLLIPOP OR A GRAPE POPSICLE.
[ SNIFFS ] YEAH.
I'M THINKING MAYBE THAT WOULD LIVEN UP ANNE'S SPIRITS.
AND I THINK I'M GONNA ADD A LITTLE BIT MORE LAVENDER.
IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE THIS, WHO KNOWS,
I'LL PROBABLY JUST FOLD THIS WHOLE BUSINESS UP.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
OKAY, AND I'LL KIND OF JUST SHAKE IT UP A LITTLE BIT.
[ SNIFFS ] MM!
[ SNIFFS ] MM!
[ SNIFFS ] OOH!
MAN, I CAN POUR THIS IN SOME WATER
AND MAKE ME A GRAPE KOOL-AID.
[ SNIFFS ] MM!
OKAY, WE ARE SORT OF DONE HERE.
YEAH, THIS IS THE SMELL FOR ANNE.
I REALLY PUT MY HEART IN THIS RIGHT HERE.
Jared: I'M DESPERATE. I'M OUT OF OPTIONS.
AS NUTTY AS THIS SOUNDS,
MALE STRIPPERS MAKE PRETTY GOOD MONEY.
YEAH.
WELL, HEY, MAN, YOU GOT A LOOK.
I CAN SEE YOU GOT A LOOK,
BUT DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO GET ONSTAGE?
YOU'RE NOT SHY, ARE YOU? SHY?
UM...
ALL I KNOW IS THAT YOU GOT TO DO WHAT YOU GOT TO DO.
OKAY, DAVID.
I WOULDN'T SAY I HAVE TWO LEFT FEET,
BUT DANCING IS NOT HIGH UP ON MY SKILL SET.
ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME HERE?
JUST WHATEVER YOU WANT TO DO.
DON'T HUMOR IT. JUST LIVE IT.
JUST DO IT, YOU KNOW?
ALL RIGHT. SO, YOU KNOW.
THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH.
SHOW THEM, YEAH, YOU KNOW IT. YOU KNOW IT.
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO STRIP. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE.
IT'S THE LAST JOB I'D EVER TAKE.
THIS IS NOT PROPER RELATIONSHIP ETIQUETTE.
BUT IT'S THE ONLY WAY I'M NOT GONNA BE A BROKE IDIOT.
THE THREE MAGIC WORDS IS, "TAKE IT OFF."
THERE YOU GO!
YOU KNOW THEY WANT IT. JUST GIVE IT TO THEM.
[ LAUGHS ]
ON THE GRIND.
Man: THAT'S A WRAP.
ALL RIGHT, MAN. GOOD JOB.
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.
I THINK YOU'LL DO ALL RIGHT, OKAY?
SEE YOU TOMORROW NIGHT.
THANKS, MAN.
STUPID AS THIS SOUNDS, MAN, IT'S PRETTY STUPID.
STRIPPING MIGHT BE THE MOST RESPONSIBLE THING
I CAN DO RIGHT NOW.
[ WHISTLING ]
Jeana: COMING UP, Y'ALL...
Jared: I'VE HAD LIKE NINE JAEGERBOMBS.
OH, I'M FREAKING OUT.
I DON'T KNOW, BRO.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
Jeana: IN A TRAILER PARK, NOTHING SAYS LOVE
LIKE A MEAL COOKED OVER AN OLD OIL DRUM.
IT'S OFFICIAL -- CHELSEY IS HEAD-OVER-HEELS FOR JARED.
HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
AN HOUR'S GOOD. OKAY, BYE. LOVE YOU.
I COOKED JARED DINNER BECAUSE I WANTED TO SHOW HIM
THAT I CAN PUT ASIDE MY COMMITMENT ISSUES
AND TRY AND BE SERIOUS ABOUT US.
HI.
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU.
DO YOU LIKE IT?
WELL, THERE'S DINNER, TOO, BUT SO FAR...
YEAH.
NO WAY.
I'M TRYING TO COOK AND BE, LIKE, GIRLFRIEND TYPE.
OH, BABY.
I ACTUALLY MADE CHICKEN.
I CAN'T MAKE ANY PROMISES, BUT I TRIED.
MAN.
Jared: I WASN'T GONNA TELL CHELSEY
ABOUT THE STRIPPING THING.
YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF OUTSIDE THE BOUNDARIES
OF WHAT I LIKE TO DO IN A RELATIONSHIP, BUT, YOU KNOW,
SHE'S SHOWING THAT SHE'S REALLY IN IT AS MUCH AS I AM.
AND SHE DESERVES TO KNOW.
I CAN'T HIDE IT FROM HER.
BARBECUE CHICKEN.
OH, MY GOD.
IS THIS REALLY REAL RIGHT NOW?
YEAH, AND BEER.
YOU WERE TAKING FOREVER. WHAT WERE YOU DOING TODAY?
YOU KNOW, SOME JOB STUFF.
DID YOU GET A JOB?
UM, SEE, THE THING IS,
I HAVE SOME POTENTIALLY [Laughing] UPSETTING NEWS.
I JUST MADE YOU DINNER.
WELL, I'VE BEEN OUT
AT A LOCAL STRIP CLUB
BECAUSE I WAS GONNA GO DO THE AMATEUR NIGHT
AT THE MALE REVUE, YOU KNOW?
'CAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T BE A BROKE-***.
IT'S NOT REALLY MY THING,
BUT THERE'S NO OTHER WAY TO MAKE GOOD MONEY DOWN HERE.
SO... [ LAUGHS ]
HOLD ON, LET ME -- LET ME TAKE THAT ALL IN REAL FAST.
TAKE IT IN REAL FAST.
LET ME TAKE IT IN REAL FAST.
I DON'T WANT MY BOYFRIEND TO GET NAKED FOR GIRLS,
BUT AT THE SAME TIME, AT LEAST HE SET HIS MIND TO SOMETHING,
AND HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA DO IT.
SO I HAVE TO GIVE HIM THAT.
CAN I COME AND WATCH?
SURE. YEAH.
YOU'RE GONNA...DO IT?
I'M GONNA DO IT.
IT'S THE BEST WAY FOR ME TO MAKE MONEY RIGHT NOW.
I MEAN, I'M COOL WITH IT.
YEAH.
IT'S NOT YOUR AVERAGE WAY
OF SHOWING HOW MUCH YOU LOVE SOMEBODY,
BUT, I MEAN, HE'S THINKING ABOUT OUR FUTURE.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
HE WANTS TO MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS HE CAN
AND THAT'S WHAT THERE IS TO DO RIGHT NOW
AND SO HE'S GONNA DO IT. AND I SUPPORT HIM. I LIKE IT.
YOU'RE SURE, BABE?
GOOD.
THANK YOU.
Jeana: IT'S THE DAY OF THE MYRTLE MANOR BOG-OFF.
WON'T BE LONG TILL WE KNOW WHOSE BOG IS THE BEST OF THE BEST
AND WHOSE IS JUST A BIG OLD STINKING MESS OF CHICKEN.
YOU GOT THE STUFF IN THE FRONT SEAT?
YEAH.
KYLE'S ONE OF MY BOYS.
I USED TO WATCH FOOTBALL WITH HIM EVERY SUNDAY,
AND HE USED TO MAKE CHICKEN BOG FOR ALL OF US EVERY WEEK.
HE'S REDNECK AS [BLEEP]
BUT HE'S A GOOD COOK, AND HE'S IN CULINARY SCHOOL.
SO HE'LL WHIP IT UP REAL GOOD,
AND WE'LL FEED PEOPLE SOME GOOD FOOD.
KICK SOME CHICKEN-BOG ***.
SO THE GIRLS ACROSS THE STREET, MAN,
THEY SELL HOT DOGS FOR A LIVING.
AND IT'S TERRIBLE AND THEY'RE IDIOTS AND THEY'RE DRUNK.
SO I'M EXCITED TO SEE
HOW THEIR CHICKEN BOG'S GONNA TURN OUT.
Kyle: I DIDN'T SEE ANY COMPETITION I'M SCARED OF.
ONE OF THE GIRLS WHO MOVED IN ACROSS THE STREET, THOUGH,
IS, LIKE, THIS REDNECK GIRL FROM GEORGIA.
YOU'D PROBABLY LIKE HER. HER NAME'S AMANDA.
YOU'LL MEET HER TODAY, MAN.
MAYBE Y'ALL WILL HIT IT OFF.
YOU NEVER KNOW.
DO YOU WANT ME TO START THIS BOILING UP, TOO,
OR ARE WE GONNA DO SOME BROTH?
WHAT'S UP?
I WAS JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
YOU GOT ANY CAYENNE PEPPER?
I THINK I DO. COME ON IN.
ME AND MY BOY KYLE ARE COOKING RIGHT NOW, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN,
THERE'S A KNOCK ON MY DOOR, AND IT'S AMANDA.
AND I'M THINKING, "HOLD UP.
"AMANDA'S NEVER BEEN IN MY TRAILER BEFORE.
"THIS AIN'T ABOUT HER TRYING TO GET SOME SPICE.
"SHE WANTS TO SEE WHO DRIVES THIS BIG REDNECK TRUCK
WITH THE DEER HORNS OUTSIDE."
HEY, KYLE, WHY DON'T YOU MEET MY NEIGHBOR AMANDA?
AMANDA, KYLE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
I WAS JUST SAYING I GOT A NEIGHBOR FROM GEORGIA --
A LITTLE REDNECK GIRL HE'D PROBABLY LIKE.
[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S ME.
KYLE IS DRESSED IN CAMO
AND OBVIOUSLY HAS NEVER BEEN TO A DENTIST
IN HIS WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE.
WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING?
QUIT SPYING.
I'M JUST LOOKING.
MM-HMM.
I'D HIT IT.
I KNOW, AMANDA,
YOU WANT SOME REDNECK GOOD OL' BOY IN YOUR LIFE.
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
Jared: ENTER.
WHERE'S MY LITTLE GEORGIA PEACH?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE THIS BOY HAS FELL BETWEEN TAYLOR AND MY HOUSE
AND BUMPED HIS HEAD AND THINKING I'M HIS GEORGIA PEACH,
BUT THAT'S SURE AS HELL WHAT HE SAID.
Kyle: WHAT Y'ALL GOT GOING ON OVER HERE?
JUST FOOD. COOKING.
YOU'RE A SOUTHERN GIRL, AND YOU ALREADY PUT YOUR RICE IN?
NO, THIS IS THE END OF THE PROCESS.
THE END OF THE PROCESS IS AT 5:00,
AND ALL YOUR RICE IS STUCK TO THE BOTTOM.
HOW'S THAT GONNA WIN?
WHEN AMANDA'S IN THE KITCHEN, YOU DON'T BOTHER HER.
YOU JUST DON'T.
I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE TALKING TO ME
BLESS YOUR HEART.
LET'S MAKE A LITTLE SIDE WAGER ON THIS CHICKEN BOG-OFF.
IF YOU WIN, I BUY YOU A CASE OF BEER.
YEAH.
IF I WIN, YOU HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME.
UM...
[ LAUGHS ]
AMANDA'S PISSED THAT HE'S EVEN TALKING TO HER,
SO I'M ENJOYING THIS.
YOU THINK YOUR CHICKEN BOG'S GONNA WIN THE WHOLE COMPETITION?
LET'S SHAKE ON IT. WE'RE GOOD NOW.
ALL RIGHT. THAT WORKED.
JUST KNOW I'M GONNA WIN.
ALL RIGHT. WE'LL SEE.
I WILL NEVER, EVER, IF I WAS DUMB, DEAF, AND BLIND
AND USING SOMEBODY ELSE'S [BLEEP] [BLEEP] KYLE.
Jeana: IT'S TIME FOR THE BIG TASTING.
THE POOL IS DECKED OUT, BEER IS ICE-COLD,
AND EVERYONE'S BOG IS BREWED.
Becky: DADDY CAN TAKE MY AUTHORITY AWAY,
BUT HE CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY CROWN AS MISS MYRTLE MANOR.
THIS IS MY FIRST OFFICIAL APPEARANCE.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GOT HERE, MISS MYRTLE MANOR.
WHERE'S ALYSON?
SHE'S ACTUALLY SICK.
I'M NOT AT THE CHICKEN BOG
BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN TREATED SO RUDELY AND SO DISRESPECTED,
AND I JUST -- I DON'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THEM.
OKAY, Y'ALL CAN GO AHEAD AND GET STARTED.
NOW, YOU HAVE TO START BACK HERE WITH SHELLIE'S.
WE'RE GONNA GO AROUND AND TASTE EVERYBODY'S BOG,
AND WE'RE GONNA DECIDE WHO WINS BY TASTE.
HOW DO WE VOTE?
Roy: YOU JUST VOTE FOR ONE PERSON --
THE ONE THAT YOU THINK'S THE BEST.
WE ONLY VOTE FOR ONE PERSON?
YEAH.
EW!
IT'S LIKE A VANILLA PUNCHED -- OHH.
MM-HMM.
I'M NOT EATING THAT.
I CAN SMELL FROM THAT THAT THAT'S GONNA HURT.
[ LAUGHS ] DID YOU HEAR THAT?
"I'M NOT TASTING THAT ONE. I SMELLED IT."
[ LAUGHS ]
[ ROOSTER CROWS ]
Roy: GINA.
SHELLIE.
AND ANNE.
I THOUGHT IT WAS A TIE.
I DON'T THINK IT'S A TIE, DUDE.
SOMETHING EXPLODING OVER THERE.
[ LAUGHS ]
DON'T DO THAT.
I GOT SOME M-80s IN THE BACK OF THE TRUCK
THAT WILL GO "POW," LIKE REAL LOUD ONES.
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!
[ LAUGHS ]
Woman: Y'ALL, IT IS ILLEGAL TO DISPERSE FIREWORKS IN THE CITY.
[ SCREAMS ] THAT GOT MY LEG, YOU [BLEEP]
I LOVE FIREWORKS. I LOVE BLOWING [BLEEP] UP,
BUT I'M NOT GONNA [BLEEP] THROW IT INTO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE.
Becky: I DIDN'T DO IT!
Jeana: YOU NEED TO TAKE CHARGE!
THERE'S NO CONTROL HERE! ALYSON ISN'T HERE!
YOU HAVE TO DO IT.
HEY, HEY, HEY, DON'T THROW ANY MORE FIRECRACKERS.
SERIOUSLY, NO MORE. NO MORE! NO MORE!
NO MORE! NO MORE!
I MAY NOT BE THE MANAGER OF THIS PARK TODAY,
BUT NOBODY IS GONNA ENDANGER MY RESIDENTS.
NO MORE! NO MORE! NO MORE!
REALLY, NO MORE. NO MORE.
NO MORE FIRECRACKERS.
GET THE HELL OFF ME.
OHH!
WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
[BLEEP] GET THE [BLEEP] OFF OF ME!
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
Jeana: WE WERE HAVING A HAVING A GOOD OLD CHICKEN BOG
WHEN SOME FIRECRACKING INTERLOPER...
[ SCREAMS ]
...DIDN'T HAVE THE SENSE
TO LISTEN TO MISS MYRTLE MANOR HERSELF.
OHH!
WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
GET THE [BLEEP] OFF OF ME!
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?!
DON'T DO IT.
DON'T YOU EVER TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!
SECURITY.
GET IN YOUR TRUCK AND GO! GO!
Jeana: GO ON! YOU'RE OUT!
GO!
I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU AIN'T GONNA CALL ME?!
[ LAUGHTER ]
GET YOUR STUFF AND GO!
GET HIM IN HIS TRUCK, MARVIN!
GET IN THE TRUCK AND GET OFF THE PROPERTY.
IF THE P.D. COMES OUT HERE...
...YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL.
I GOT HIT IN THE SIDE OF THE FACE.
AND YOU'RE GRABBING ME?
YOU MESS WITH ONE, YOU MESS WITH THE WHOLE DAMN TRAILER PARK!
Woman: THAT'S RIGHT.
MISS BECKY CAN HANDLE SOME [BLEEP]
SHE WASN'T SCARED OF THE DUDE. HE WAS BIGGER THAN HER.
WHEN IT CAME DOWN TO, LIKE, ONE OF US TO AN OUTSIDER,
EVERYBODY TOOK MISS BECKY'S SIDE,
BUT THAT'S 'CAUSE WE'RE A FAMILY.
[BLEEP] BEING DISRESPECTED LIKE THAT, MAN.
I AIN'T PUTTING UP WITH THAT [BLEEP] MAN.
Taylor: IT SEEMS LIKE NO MATTER WHAT I TRY TO DO TO BE NICE,
IT ALWAYS BACKFIRES.
I BRING THIS GUY IN WHO MAKES CHICKEN BOG
FOR THE CHICKEN BOG-OFF, AND WHAT HAPPENS?
HE THROWS FIREWORKS AT THE OWNER AND GETS THE COP CALLED ON HIM.
AND I'M THE [BLEEP] ONCE AGAIN.
GO HOME!
[BLEEP] MYRTLE MANOR!
[BLEEP] ALL YOU MOTHER[BLEEP]
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
IF HE EVER COMES BACK IN HERE, HE'LL GO TO JAIL, I PROMISE YOU.
Marvin: THE ONLY TIME FIGHTING IS OKAY
IS WHEN WE PULL TOGETHER AS A COMMUNITY,
AND WE FIGHT AGAINST INJUSTICE
OR, YOU KNOW, FIGHT AGAINST STUFF LIKE BREAST CANCER,
YOU KNOW, HOMELESSNESS.
YOU KNOW, NEVER AGAINST ONE ANOTHER, YOU KNOW?
Jared: WHO WON THE DAMN BOG-OFF?
Roy: THE WINNER OF THE FIRST ANNUAL
MYRTLE MANOR BOG-OFF IS...
...JEANA WITH A "J."
[ CHEERING ]
YAY! DO I GET A SASH AND A CROWN?
Roy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU GET.
[ CAR ALARM ENGAGES ]
Marvin: THE NEXT STEP IS PRESENTING THE PERFUME.
SO HOPEFULLY ANNE WILL BE AVAILABLE, AND IF SHE IS...
HEY, MARVIN.
...I'M PRETTY SURE SHE WILL ACCEPT.
HOPEFULLY.
IS THIS SPRING WATER OR FROM THE WATER FILTER?
IT'S FILTERED WATER.
IT'S SO REFRESHING.
WELL, UM, REMEMBER I TOLD YOU I HAD SOMETHING?
YOU DID.
MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF A SURPRISE?
DO YOU LIKE SURPRISES?
I LOVE SURPRISES.
ANNE, WHEN I FIRST MET YOU,
THE MACHINE IN MY MIND BEGIN TO START TURNING.
"WHAT CAN I DO FOR THIS LADY -- FOR SUCH A FINE LADY?
"WHAT CAN I DO TO ENHANCE HER, TO SUPPLEMENT HER,
IN KEEPING WITH YOUR LADYNESS?"
LONG STORY SHORT, I CAME UP WITH THIS FOR YOU.
I JUST WANT YOU TO TAKE A WHIFF OF THIS
AND TO SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT.
DON'T PUT IT TOO CLOSE.
JUST -- JUST -- JUST SEE HOW YOU LIKE THIS, OKAY?
THIS IS FOR YOU, ANNE.
THANK YOU.
Anne: IT HAS BEEN A LITTLE WHILE SINCE I HAVE RECEIVED A GIFT,
BUT I HAVE NOT RECEIVED SOMETHING LIKE
A HAND-MIXED FRAGRANCE THAT WAS TO REFLECT ME.
IT'S PRETTY COOL.
I "CONCODED" IT WITH YOU IN MIND.
WELL, ACTUALLY, IT SMELLS TO ME LIKE...BUBBLE GUM.
IT DOES, MARVIN.
BUBBLE GUM.
YEAH, BUT DON'T EAT IT.
IT SMELLS GOOD. IT SMELLS GOOD ON ME.
MM!
YOU LUCKY I'M NOT A VAMPIRE.
I'VE GOT ME A SILVER SWORD IN THERE.
YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE NOT A VAMPIRE.
THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF ME
AND SEEING ME IN SUCH A NICE WAY.
I'M, LIKE, SAYING TO MYSELF,
"WHO IS IT THAT I'M, YOU KNOW, FALLING FOR HERE, YOU KNOW?"
I DON'T LOVE ANNE IN SECRET.
YOU KNOW, I MEAN, MY LOVE FOR ANNE IS FOR THE WHOLE WORLD
TO KNOW AND TO BEHOLD.
COULD I TAKE A CELLPHONE PICTURE OF YOU HOLDING KITTY?
SURE.
OKAY.
POSE. POSE.
OKAY. HERE WE GO.
THAT'S GONNA BE AS GOOD AS IT'S GONNA GET, MARVIN.
BEAUTIFUL.
Jeana: JARED'S CONVINCED
THAT THE BEST WAY TO PROVE HE'S A RESPONSIBLE YOUNG MAN
IS TO TAKE OFF ALL HIS CLOTHES.
YO, GIRLS, YOU READY?
All: YEAH!
ALL RIGHT, IT'S GOOD.
IT'S GETTING GOOD, GETTING GOOD. HERE WE GO.
Jeana: TURNS OUT FOR JARED,
THIS WHOLE THING MAY BE EASIER SAID THAN DONE.
I CAN'T DO THIS. I'VE HAD LIKE NINE JAEGERBOMBS.
NOTHING -- DUDE, THIS [BLEEP] IS NOT DOING IT, MAN!
OH, I'M FREAKING OUT.
DUDE, MAN.
I DON'T KNOW, BRO.
YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
I GOT TO GET BACK TO DEEJAYING, BUT, HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT, BRO.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
[ CHEERING ]
ME AND JESSICA AND AMANDA GET IN THERE,
AND I HEAR JARED'S FREAKING OUT BACKSTAGE.
MAN! [BLEEP]
HEY, BABE, I LOVE YOU.
YOU CAN DO IT.
IT'S LIKE 3 1/2 MINUTES OF NOTHING.
MM-HMM.
Jared: I'VE ALREADY GOT THIS FAR.
I GOT TO [BLEEP] DO WHAT I GOT TO DO.
JUST BLANK OUT AND DO IT, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, BABY.
JUST BLANK OUT. YOU SMELL DELICIOUS.
THANK YOU.
COOL.
WE BROUGHT HIM HERE ALL THE WAY FROM OHIO!
GIVE IT UP FOR THE SILVER BULLET CALLED JARED!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ LOUD LION'S "LOVE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART" PLAYS ]
[ SCREAMING ]
♪ THIS IS A REAL CHANCE ♪
♪ YOU GOT THE GAS ♪
♪ I HEAD UP THE BAYOU ♪
♪ AND I MAKE IT FAST ♪
♪ COME ON! ♪
♪ LOVE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WORRY ♪
♪ LOVE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART ♪
JARED DID SUCH A GOOD JOB.
HE WENT OUT THERE, EVEN THOUGH HE WAS NERVOUS AS [BLEEP]
AND HE ROCKED IT.
Deejay: FROM OHIO, HE IS JARED!
[ CHEERING ]
AT THIS POINT, I FEEL LIKE I COULD BE A STRIPPER NOW.
SOMETHING I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD DO, I DID IT,
PERFORMED WELL, MADE A LOT OF MONEY.
ALL IN ALL, IT WOULD BE A LIE
IF I SAID I DIDN'T HAVE A GOOD TIME.
YOU DID SO GOOD, SERIOUSLY.
YOU CAN'T BE SCARED NOW.
YOU DID SO GOOD.
I'M SO EXCITED FOR DADDY TO BRING HOME SOME BACON.
ALL RIGHT.
Jared: I MEAN, IF YOU CAN FIND A GIRL
THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU BEING A STRIPPER
AND THEN ONE THAT'S ACTUALLY GONNA COME AND SUPPORT YOU
WHILE YOU'RE STRIPPING, THAT'S A SPECIAL KIND OF GIRL.
THAT'S REALLY ALL I WANT.
OKAY, GET DRESSED.
Jeana: COMING UP... THE RESIDENTS ARE FIRED UP.
BRING BECKY BACK!
BUT CAN THEY CONVINCE CECIL TO END ALYSON'S REIGN OF TERROR?
ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP. TOWN HALL RIGHT NOW.
Jeana: NOW THAT JARED HAS A STEADY AND LUCRATIVE JOB,
IT'S NO LONGER A POINT OF CONTENTION FOR HIM AND CHELSEY,
UNLIKE THE WEEKLY TOWN-HALL MEETING.
I HATE MONDAYS, BABY. [BLEEP] TOWN HALL.
IT'S HORRIBLE EVERY WEEK. EVERY WEEK IT'S STUPID.
NOTHING GETS ACCOMPLISHED.
I WAS GETTING USED TO IT
AND FINE UNTIL ALYSON CAME BACK AROUND.
ME AND JARED HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT
HOW WE DON'T WANT TO GO TO TOWN HALL.
WE'RE SICK OF ALYSON.
LIKE, IF SHE'S GONNA TAKE OVER THE PARK AND EVERYTHING,
SHE SHOULD BE MAKING EFFORTS TO GET IN GOOD WITH THE RESIDENTS.
HEY, GUYS.
WE DON'T WANT TO GO TO TOWN HALL AT ALL.
WHO CARES ABOUT TOWN HALL?
I DON'T LIKE IT.
I HATE IT.
ALYSON -- WE DON'T WANT HER HERE ANYMORE.
SHE'S VERY DISRESPECTFUL,
AND SHE JUST THINKS THAT SHE CAN JUST ACT HOWEVER SHE WANTS.
'CAUSE WE'RE AMERICANS, AND GREAT AMERICANS THAT WE ARE --
I THINK WE SHOULD JUST [BLEEP] BOYCOTT HER TOWN HALL.
[BLEEP] IT. I'M NOT GOING.
YEAH, I'M NOT GOING.
TAKE IT BACK TO THE DAY. MAKE SOME PICKET SIGNS.
STAND UP FOR OUR [BLEEP] RIGHTS.
JUST 'CAUSE SHE THINKS SHE'S IN CHARGE
DON'T MEAN SHE CONTROLS US.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. BOYCOTT.
BOYCOTT.
I'M PUTTING, "GIMME DAT BECKY."
Jared: WE GOT BOYCOTTING TO DO.
Amanda: LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
I MEAN, I WANT BECKY BACK.
I HAD JUST WON HER OVER WHEN SHE GOT STRIPPED OF HER RANK.
AND I DON'T LIKE ALYSON. SHE'S LIKE A TYRANT.
WHO ARE WE GONNA GET FIRST?
SO WE PULLED THE NEIGHBORHOOD TOGETHER.
"GIMME DAT BECKY."
ALL RIGHT.
All: BRING BECKY BACK!
BRING BECKY BACK!
BRING BECKY BACK!
BRING BECKY BACK!
BRING BECKY BACK!
[ SIREN WAILING ]
BRING BECKY BACK! BRING BECKY BACK!
Y'ALL ARE SUPPOSED TO BE IN TOWN HALL.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Amanda: ALYSON COMES DOWN.
OF COURSE, NOBODY'S LISTENING TO HER OR HER LITTLE MEGAPHONE.
GO TO TOWN HALL.
All: NO!
All: NO!
Alyson: I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS
FOR MY MOM TO RUN THE PARK.
SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH THESE IDIOTS.
OKAY, GO TO TOWN HALL, OR YOU'RE ALL EVICTED.
WHICHEVER ONE YOU WANT TO DO.
WE'RE EVICTING YOU FROM YOUR POSITION TODAY!
Jeana: LOOKS LIKE ALYSON
DIDN'T QUITE KNOW WHAT SHE WAS GETTING INTO
THINKING SHE COULD RUN THE PARK.
All: HELL, NO, WE WON'T GO!
ALYSON, YOU MIGHT SHOULD CALL SOMEBODY GROWN.
GET YOUR MAMA DOWN HERE.
BUT WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH CALL MAMA.
All: WE WANT BECKY BACK!
WE WANT BECKY BACK! WE WANT BECKY BACK!
AND THEN MR. CECIL SHOWS UP. [BLEEP]
WE WANT BECKY BACK. WE'RE NOT GOING TO TOWN HALL!
HEY. ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP.
TOWN HALL RIGHT NOW.
I'LL LISTEN TO HIM.
NOT GONNA ARGUE WITH THAT ONE.
CECIL SAID, "GET IN THAT OFFICE NOW.
"EVERYBODY GET IN THERE. WE'RE HAVING THIS MEETING.
NOW I MEAN NOW!"
EVERYBODY WAS LIKE, "YES, SIR." RIGHT IN THE DOOR WE WENT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON DOWN HERE.
I DON'T LIKE IT A DANG BIT.
I WANT TO EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO Y'ALL.
I OWN THIS PARK. IT'S MINE.
BECKY'S MY DAUGHTER.
ALYSON'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER, AND THEY RUN IT.
Y'ALL SHOULD SHOW THEM THE SAME RESPECT THAT YOU SHOW ME.
AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THEY'RE NOT GETTING IT.
AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT SHE DOES,
YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR OPTIONS ARE?
THERE'S THE DOOR. THAT'S WHAT I'D SAY.
NOBODY IS GONNA ABUSE MY GRANDDAUGHTER OR MY DAUGHTER
OR MY WIFE OR ANYBODY.
IF THEY DON'T LIKE WHAT'S GOING ON, MOVE.
I'M GONNA LET HER GO.
Alyson: IN THAT MOMENT, I FELT LIKE I FAILED.
I FAILED MY GRANDFATHER.
ANYTHING YOU WANT TO SAY BEFORE YOU GO?
I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO THESE PEOPLE.
MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.
NOPE.
AFTER MY EXPERIENCE OF RUNNING THE PARK,
I HAVE A LOT MORE RESPECT FOR MY MOM.
I'M NOT READY FOR THIS BIG OF A JOB,
BUT, REALLY, I COULD NOT BE MORE RELIEVED.
I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE THIS OFF OF MY HANDS.
I JUST WISH GOOD LUCK TO MY MOM,
AND I HATE IF SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH THIS.
AND I REALLY HOPE THEY DON'T TREAT HER LIKE THAT.
I'VE HAD NO PROBLEMS IN THIS PARK UNTIL THE LAST FEW MONTHS,
AND I'M TRULY THINKING ABOUT SELLING THE DARN THING
'CAUSE I'M TIRED OF THIS CRAP.
HUH?
WHAT?
Woman: NO, NOT FIVE GENERATIONS.
Woman #2: DON'T SELL IT.
Woman #3: YOU CAN'T SELL IT.
NOT FOR JUST A FEW KNUCKLEHEADS.
I AM SPEECHLESS, AND THAT IS RARE.
I'M NEVER SPEECHLESS. I ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.
I CAN'T IMAGINE THAT HE WOULD DO IT.
I OWN THIS PARK.
I'M PUTTING BECKY BACK IN CHARGE.
YOU BETTER RESPECT HER, OR YOU WILL BE GONE.
THIS MEETING IS NOW ADJOURNED.
NO MORE QUESTIONS. NO MORE COMPLAINTS.
NO NOTHING.
Jeana: BECKY'S BACK!
WELCOME BACK, BECKY.
FINALLY, MY DADDY, CECIL, HAS COME TO HIS SENSES.
I'M IN CONTROL AGAIN.
IF HE THINKS THAT WE'RE GONNA SELL THIS PARK, HE IS CRAZY.
CECIL CAN'T SELL THE PARK. THIS IS OUR HOME.
I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN MY CAR AGAIN.
DON'T SELL THE PARK, CECIL!
WE LIKE IT HERE!
Jeana: NEXT TIME AT THE TRAILER PARK...
YOU'RE NOT SELLING THIS PARK!
Jeana: IS CECIL FOR REAL THIS TIME?
DADDY ALWAYS SAYS IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY, BUT IT'S NOT.
GRANDDADDY, YOU CAN'T SELL IT.
I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT TO WHEN I WANT TO.
Jeana: TAYLOR'S GOT A NEW LADY FRIEND.
YOU LOOK HANDSOME.
[ LAUGHS ]
SHE'S HOT. YOU NEED TO UPGRADE.
Taylor: IT'S REALLY NICE TO BE OUT WITH SOMEONE RIGHT NOW
THAT I CAN HAVE FUN WITH
THAT'S STILL A BIT MORE MATURE THAN JESSICA.
IT LOOKS LIKE HE GOT A WOMAN. NO OFFENSE. BUT...
Jeana: AND IS JARED READY
TO TAKE THE RELATIONSHIP WITH CHELSEY TO THE NEXT LEVEL?
COME ON OUT.
I'M TERRIFIED OF COMMITMENT.
I CAN'T HOLD DOWN A RELATIONSHIP LONG ENOUGH
TO THINK ABOUT MARRIAGE.
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED JARED AND CHELSEY
MIGHT BE MAKING A BAD DECISION.
[ GROANS ]
I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT BY GETTING MARRIED.