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Heeey! (Peter) What?
Hummmm Nice butt you got!
(Peter) I'm not catching any fish here. Yo I brought my sonar
(Peter) Holy ***! ... Huun! wow! Is that a big fish or are you happy to see
me? (Peter) Eew!
It's huge! (Man) He's dying!
Take this medicine (Pharisee) Why not praying?
Cuz it doesn't work you idiot! (Patient) Oh I feel better!
(Pharisees) I hear this guy uses science To help people?
There's no trick guys, just use logic! (Pharisee) Eeh, what's logic?
Check out this basket; I bought fish, ***! (Pharisee) They're coming?
(Narrator) In a world where everyone believes in a fairy tale
By the gods! (Narrator) one man tries to cut the crap
My savior! (Jebus) No!
(Priest) But it's in the holy book! (Pharisee) Master! People are no longer tithing.
(Peter) Hun? He walks on water! We're on the beach you idiot! Come over here!
I got to confess to you. I think I'm homosexual.
How dare you make fun of scientology? Homeopathy doesn't work!
Doctor! (Doctor) CLEAR!
Saved his ***! (Pharisee) We got to keep people stupid
No, we got to educate them (Pharisee) That's enough... son of a gun!
(Narrator) After jebus died, they changed his story, adding layer after layer of ***.
Making it the best selling *** story of all times.