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Hi I'm half of Jedward. Which means you can call me John...
or is it Edward...
I've forgotten...
and my brother isn't here to check the label in the back of my collar.
We're representing Ireland at this year's Eurovision Song Contest.
Yay!
And we're gonna win.
Yay!
Eurovision is what I call a comboword, just like Jedward.
A comboword is where you take the first letter of one word
and then you add the whole name of the other bloody brother,
I mean word.
Yay!
But unlike Jedward, Eurovision isn't made from the words John and Edward.
Eurovision is made from the words European Space Agency
AND telephone-vision, er, TV-vision...
Yay!
We decided to enter the Eurovision Song Contest when our manager told us
that the contest could not possibly damage our careers.
Yay!
And when we win we are gonna be as famous as past Ireland winners like Linda Martin,
Paul Harrington & Charlie McGettigan.
Yay!
Our song, Lipstick has everything.
It's got uplifting lyrics
like 'You're spending money like you're on death row'
Yay!
It's got ethical lyrics
like 'Hit and run, then I'm gone'
Yay!
It's got deep lyrics
like 'Here I come, dum da dum da dum da dum'
Yay!
But most of all it's got that Jedward Magic.
And our perfectly normal hair.
Yaaaaay!