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What are you doing man?
Why would you hit the breaks?! The road is empty! Can't you see?
You are the one hit me behind! It's your fault!
And you're still talking. You *** the ship up.
Don't exaggerate man.
Little bit wax polish and the mechanic will fix it with a hammer.
It can be fixed easily.
It'll cost at least 200 bucks man.
Wow! I cannot give that much!
Let's get a police report done. Let me call the police.
No need brother. Don't call the police.
What's up?
You hesitated when you heard the police word.
Sir this is the ship of rebels we are looking for.
Oh my god! Troopers!
What?! Seize them quickly!
They found us!
3CPORHAN
bring this important document to Haci One Garubi.
Is that a flash disk?
We are living in space and you're still using 4GB flash disk?!
No virus in it right?
No! No virus!
Be quick
men of the empire are coming.
If there's still free space, you can put a movie in it.
Go away for god sake!
OK! Don't shout!
If it doesn't work, I'll bring it back!
Come on Arto, we're leaving.
Gul-vader
Space is not doing good while I'm fasting.
I feel weird.
How long until iftaree?
Last minute sir.
Good. Good. Let's come to you Princess.
As I hear you are organizing rebels
and planning an attack against the Empire.
If you don't tell us where you hiding the rebels
I'll destroy your planet. I swear.
I don't know where they are.
I swear!
Is that so?
Ok then.
Fire the Death Ray!
Sir they fired the cannon. Iftaree time for space.
I saw it.
No!
It cannot be!
May the god accept your prays.
Do you want persimmon girl?
You ***!
How did you do this?
How! How!
Take her!
Prepare the meal.
What's on the menu?
Chickpea, rice and tzatziki sir.
Rice wafers would be awesome after that.
And then I'll sleep like a baby!
This place is used to be a forest.
We used to pick cherries with my father.
When will you take me to the brothel uncle?
Do you think of women
when I say cherries Sabri?
Let's go back home. Your grandma should have prepared the meal.
The sun is setting.
There are two uncle
which one is setting? Which one is rising?
I always look at the right one.
They say that one is the correct one.
The other one is 5 minutes late.
Greetings gentlemen.
Greetings.
Hello there.
Yes?
Who are you looking for?
We are looking for Haci One Kenobi.
It's me.
Great!
We are coming from Planet Balat.
Princess Yıldız wanted me to give this flash disk.
Why didn't she send as an e-mail?
Yeah! You know the best *** face!
She knows something probably!
Let me see.
Hmm… Look at that...
Wow! He has USB 2.0.
Oh my...
Really?
Wow!
Interesting.
What is she saying uncle?
She wants help from us.
Something big is gonna happen.
Take everything and come she says.
Take this computer.
Come on Sabri, let's go to auto market
to get a secondhand space ship then save the princess.
You could wash it.
You stuck it in your some places.
***! Check point.
I don't have license.
What are we going to do uncle?
Pull over! Pull over!
License and registration.
My home is just right there sir...
No need for license and registration.
No need for license and registration.
Let us move on.
Move on.
How did you do that uncle?
It's come from my Jedi side of my father.
Don't worry son, I know some tricks.
Hello there.
What's its last price?
32.500 at last.
I checked it's accident records
there is one which cost 7500.
Which parts are damaged?
Right bumper cover was changed and some local paint on the door.
I don't like the color.
Is there a cabriole model?
There is no secondhand market for cabriole model.
We are not buying this for a casual ride, getting to princess is enough.
Rebels are here!
Dammit Chibakka!
Yesterday I write *** you fetishism!
They found me! To the ship quick!
What are we going to do uncle?
Go! Get in the ship!
They're getting closer, right behind us.
God I don't wanna die, I didn't even get updated!
Still doing it manually!
Proton igniters ready?
Hyper speed shields ready?
Miley Cyrus?
Is Miley Cyrus ready?
Then activating the warp speed!
Good afternoon fellas. License and registration please.
You were speeding. I need to check you for alcohol.
What's up?
Blow it. Blow it.
Don't suck! Don't suck!
Don't stop yet.
Wow!
See? It's 80!
You are drunk! It's obvious.
I'm sorry but I have to confiscate the ship.
I need to confiscate it.
You should not have mixed with ***!
What are saying ha? Grr grr grr!
What? Are you talking to me?
Is your friend talking to me?
Are you saying to me?
What's with grr grr?
I'll hurt you!
I'll confiscate this ship!
Breaks don't work! I cannot stop!
Hey! Come here!
What's happening? Where are you going?
Where are you taking the beast?
Hey kid!
Hey kid!
I cannot bare this!
You can bear what?
You are the bear!
This is Death Star!
Deadly weapon of the Empire.
This must the place where they keep princess.
I think we should go.
When you say deadly I kinda scared actually.
We are talking about saving the princess here.
You should take us there.
What's gonna happen when you save her? Will they give you a medal?
They might.
Seriously?
Are you kidding?
They would erase your all debt to government.
What? What did it say?
Should I know everything just because I'm a robot?! That's racist!
It said something gibberish!
God!
And try to make some sense when you talk next time!
I bought it as a robot, It turned out to be Cookplus chopper.
But it's extremely useful! It chops everything!
Stainless steel blade and adjustable speed are just awesome!
I spoke really nice!
I could have been a really good advertiser!
Can you lend it to me for the night? I'm thinking of cooking stew.
What's happening?!
Some kind of power draws us!
I cannot control the ship!
It's pulling us in!
What's up? Why did you call out for me?
Sir we captured the rebels' ship.
Is that so?
Nice! Nice!
Check inside thoroughly and when you capture them all bring them to me.
I'll sit in the dark and think of evil!
Military service is getting shorter.
It's not for us. It's for the newcomers.
No they say we can benefit it also.
Every year they say the same thing. Don't believe.
It's so nice being a rebel right?
Yeah of course! Empire sucks! Being rebel is the best!
What's going on there?!
Let's see!
Waist of this is too tight! Isn't there a larger one?
I'll go and deactivate the gravity force of Death star.
You go and save the princess.
Yeah! It's so *** easy right?!
I'll deactivate the gravity force you go and save the princess! Yeah done!
What's the matter?
Deactivating is more difficult.
I was thinking about your safety.
Just let it go!
OK! Just go! Go on!
And he says it was difficult! Are you fooling a child?
What are we doing now?
You have a plan?
Kinda...
Help! Help me!
Why the *** are you yelling?!
I thought you were Chris Brown for a sec!
Don't be afraid Princess! I'm here to save you.
He cannot harm you! Let's go.
Well, since I handled this also, we can leave.
Easy lad!
Gul-Vader
It's been a long time Haci One
Yeah good times!
Why would I wanna see your chicken *** face?
I will cut your ***!
You ***!
What? Who is that?
They are rebels! Catch them!
***! Run Chibakka! Run!
Princess is a nice name.
Is there a meaning?
Yeah. I'm a princess. Real name is Yıldız.
Yıldız (Star in Turkish)
Everyone in the universe fighting for a woman.
So that's why it's called Star Wars! Of course!
Run! Everyone to the ship!
God!
Help!
Easy you bear!
What have I done?!
You are not as strong as you used to be Haci One
The dark side developed really well!
Join us so you shall find peace.
Your retirement will be so good.
A cottage on Mars.
And a Fiat ship!
How much salary do you want? Let's talk about that.
Aha!
Never!
I rather die!
Haci One. Do you know what we say to people like you?
You found the *** and now are you looking for the one with the hair?
Or was it without hair?
Whatever!
Farewell!
No! Haci One!
You were supposed to teach me how to use the force!
No!
To the ship! Quick!
Hurry!
Haci One uncle!
Sabri move! We need to get out of here!
How did he do that? Where did he go?
He left his coat also!
Is that a Lacoste?
Where is Haci One?
He sacrificed himself for us.
May the god be with him.
Sabri, son!
The force is in you!
It's waiting for you to reveal it.
You will use it when the time is right.
May the force be with you.
What the ***!
Someone is *** my ***! What's happening?
You jerk!
Did the give the force for this?!
Look what he is using it for!
You idiot! At least do it while she is sleeping!