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We have word the Calvinists are coming. They are marching in from the south steadily
up I-49 and about to get on the Cottingham Expressway -- also up 107.
We also see the Tulips from the North, down 165 -- they are probably meeting with Carlton
Winbery at Harlows. Send Dr. Spears to pray a large hedge of protection
around us. Not like boxwood hedges, but those pointy hedges that hurt when you fall into
them. And call Delores. My Fuhrer -- Delores...
Delores is out of town for a Benny Hinn Crusade. And Carolyn has prayed but is out of anointing
oil -- she has no more. Everyone leave but Argile, Phillip, and Dwayne.
What have I been telling you about these Calvinists? They want this to be a legitimate college
-- fully accredited without sanctions. Do you want that? Are you serious?
Daniel, bring me a *** now! But Fuhrer, you probably shouldn't take another
*** so soon, shouldn't we call your doctor- Shut up Dwayne, you moron! Where did you get
your college degree? My Fuhrer, I don't have one yet...
Oh that's right, here -- take these crayons and keep working on your cursive.
Let me explicate this for you boys, do you know how much money we are making? Do you
think I can live without these Tanzanian suits? I just bought a giraffe! I don't even know
what a Calvinist is? What are they? Who are they? All I know is to keep my exotic birds
I have to be a traditionalist -- and if I have to be one -- you all have to be one.
We're all going to pray for a very traditional hedge of protection.
A large, bushy, verdant hedge of protection -- the guy David killed Goliath with, the
kind Noah's Ark landed on -- the very hedge of protection talked about in the 1 Bullesians.
Now all of you know how much I love myself, how much I appreciate my sage leadership.
I expect each of you to love me as much as I love me.
There, there Laura, it's going to be ok. Remember, I expect loyalty -- not competency
-- that's how Dwayne got in this room after all -- blind allegiance. In your life there
should be a trilogy of priorities -- remember a cord of three strands is not easily broken
-- first, the president, second, the president, and third, the president.
Daniel...bring me some worms. I'm going to show you all how this president thing is done
-- it's about to get Dry Creek up in this office. Now...with every head bowed and every
eye closed. ..