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>> EVER SINCE THE LATE STONE
AGE, THERE HAVE BEEN UNIQUE
INDIVIDUALS WHO'VE SOLVED
PROBLEMS.
THIS IS THE STORY OF THREE SUCH
HEROES...
>> Roba: [ HUMMING ]
AHH! THIS IS SO RELAXING.
[ SIGHS ]
[ BUBBLING ]
THAT WASN'T ME!
OH. I'M ALONE.
COOL.
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT.
BUT THAT WASN'T ME.
WHAT THE...
>> Horace: NOW JUST SHAVE ALL
THE BACK.
>> Alfe: GOT IT.
>> Horace: IT'S, UH, NICE AND
EVEN?
JUST HOW I LIKE IT?
>> Alfe: MM-HMM.
JUST LIKE YOU LIKE IT.
>> Roba: GUYS! GUYS!
LOOK WHAT POPPED UP IN THE
BATHROOM!
A COOL BOTTLE!
WAIT! WHAT THE...
>> PROBLEM SOLVERS, I PRAY THAT
YOU GET THIS.
MY NAME IS EMILY, AND I NEED
YOUR HELP.
MY HOME HAS BEEN INVADED BY AN
EVIL GANG OF PUNK DOLPHINS.
THEY'VE LOCKED ME AWAY IN A
CRYSTAL CAVE.
YOU MUST HURRY.
SAVE ME!
>> Horace and Roba: WOW.
>> Horace: SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
>> Alfe: [ LAUGHS ] UH, REALLY?
MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ME?
DUDE, WATCH.
UH, BOOOOOOOOSH!
BOOOOOOOOSH!
>> Horace: YEAH, SHE'S MORE
BEAUTIFUL.
COME ON! LET'S RESCUE HER!
>> Roba: OKAY, ACCORDING TO MY
ROBA SONAR, IF WE FOLLOW THIS
ROCK FORMATION UNDERWATER, IT'LL
LEAD US TO THE HOLOGRAM'S
TRANSMISSION SOURCE.
>> Horace: WE GOT TO HURRY.
EMILY SOUNDED REALLY SAD AND
SCARED.
WE'RE COMING, EMILY!
ALFE! COME ON!
SCREAM YOUR ALFE-POWER CALL!
YOU KNOW -- "ALFEEE."
WHAT'S HE DOING?
ALFE?
>> Alfe: NOPE. NOT INTO THIS.
I DON'T LIKE THIS.
UGH! YUCK!
MM. I'M SCARED.
>> Horace: DUDE, ALFE, WHAT'S
GOING ON?
>> Roba: COME ON. LET'S GO.
>> Alfe: UM, I CAN'T, OKAY?
'CAUSE, LIKE, I'M AFR-FR-FR...
>> Horace: FURRY?
>> Roba: FARTY?
>> Horace: FUNKY?
>> Roba: UH, FRESH?
>> Alfe: NO!
WELL, YES, I'M THOSE THINGS,
BUT, GUYS, I'M AFRAID OF THE
WATER.
>> Horace: HUH?
>> Roba: HUH?
>> Alfe: WELL, SHH!
JUST DON'T GO TELLING EVERYBODY,
OKAY?!
>> Horace: OKAY, ALFE.
NOW, BEING SCARED OF SOMETHING
IS TOTALLY NORMAL.
WE CAN HELP YOU GET OVER THIS
FEAR.
>> Roba: AND IF YOU HAVE A FEAR
AND THEN YOU DESTROY IT, IT
MAKES YOU EVEN STRONGER.
>> Horace: THEN THE THREE OF US
WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE AND WE CAN
SAVE EMILY.
THE MERMAID.
>> Roba: ALL RIGHT, LET'S START.
JUST DIP YOUR TOE IN, LIKE THIS.
♪ DIPPITY DO ♪
♪ DIPPITY DO ♪
♪ I'M A BABY SEAL ♪
♪ I LOVE WATER ♪
>> Roba and Alfe: ♪ DIPPITY DO ♪
>> Alfe: ♪ DOOPITY DO ♪
♪ I'M A BABY DOG AND I -- ♪
>> Roba: NO, NO, NO.
IT'S "BABY SEAL."
>> Alfe: SHOULD I START OVER?
>> Roba: NO, NO, NO, NO.
DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOT GONNA HURT.
JUST DIP YOUR TOE IN THERE.
>> Alfe: AAH!
[ BABBLING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Roba: UGH!
ALFE, I DON'T GET IT.
HOW CAN YOU BE SCARED OF WATER
BUT LOVE WATER JET SKIING?
>> Alfe: YEAH, I HATE WATER.
IN WATER JET SKIING, YOU'RE IN A
COOL THING, AND YOU'RE, LIKE,
SHREDDING UP THE WATER AND
KILLING IT.
>> Roba: YOU GOT A POINT, BUT
YOUR FEAR MIGHT BE MORE SERIOUS
THAN WE THOUGHT.
>> Alfe: LOOK, I'M AFRAID OF
WATER, OKAY?
SO I'M STUPID NOW, OKAY?
SORRY.
GUESS I GOT A BUNCH OF LAME
FEARS, LIKE ROBA.
>> Roba: HEY, ALFE, SURE, I HAVE
A LOT OF FEAR IN MY LIFE, BUT
I'VE ALSO CONQUERED A LOT OF IT,
REMEMBER?
I WAS AFRAID OF BLINKING, BUT
NOW I CAN BLINK.
WATCH.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Alfe: MM. WOW.
HOW'D YOU GET OVER THAT FEAR?
>> Roba: EXTENDED, INTENSE
ELECTRIC-EEL SHOCK THERAPY.
>> Alfe: CAN I JUST GO VISIT
TUX DOG?
>> Roba: SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD
PLAN.
WE'RE ALL GONNA HELP YOU WITH
THIS.
WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU GET HURT
IN ANY WAY.
[ CRASH ]
>> SO, I HEAR YOU'RE AFRAID OF
WATER.
>> Alfe: [ SPUTTERS ]
>> JUST TESTING.
YOU'RE LUCKY I'M A
PSYCHOANALYTIC GENIUS.
NOW LET'S BEGIN.
WHAT DOES THIS SHAPE REMIND YOU
OF?
>> Alfe: PIZZA.
>> OKAY. THIS?
>> Alfe: PIZZA.
>> AND...
>> Alfe: PIZZA.
>> OKAY, THEN LOGIC WOULD
DICTATE THAT THIS CARD --
>> Alfe: DROWNING! WATER!
I HATE SWIMMING!
>> OKAY, THAT DIDN'T WORK.
LET'S TRY WORD ASSOCIATION,
SHALL WE?
ALFE, I WILL SAY A WORD, THEN
YOU WILL TELL ME THE FIRST WORD
THAT POPS INTO YOUR HEAD.
CAR.
>> Alfe: CAR-R?
CAR-R-R-R.
>> BUP, BUP, BUP, BUP.
I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU "A
DIFFERENT WORD."
I WANT YOU TO SAY A DIFFERENT
WORD.
>> Alfe: WORD.
>> UNH! WE HAVEN'T STARTED.
AND, JUST FOR THE RECORD, THAT
IS THE SAME WORD.
>> Roba: ACTUALLY, WHEN ALFE
SAYS, "WORD," IT'S SLANG FOR --
BLBLBLBLBL!
>> YES, YES, YES.
I KNEW THAT. I KNEW THAT.
LET'S ALL FOCUS.
I'VE GOT THIS UNDER CONTROL.
NOW, WORD ASSOCIATION.
HERE WE GO.
PENCIL.
>> Alfe: PEENCIL.
>> NO, THAT'S THE SAME WORD!
YOU'RE JUST PRONOUNCING IT
DIFFERENT.
>> Alfe: A BEANCIL.
>> OKAY, STOP!
ALFE, TO KILL YOUR FEAR, WE'LL
NEED ADVANCED TECHNIQUES.
>> Alfe: OH, ARE WE STILL
PLAYING THAT GAME?
'CAUSE THE WORD YOU JUST SAID
MADE ME THINK OF THIS WORD.
>> NO, WE'RE MOVING ON.
>> Alfe: OKAY, BUT IT WAS A GOOD
WORD.
[ HUMMING ]
>> FINE! WHAT WAS THE WORD?
>> Alfe: I FORGET.
>> HMM. MOVING ON.
BOYS, LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO
THE ADVANCED HIGH-FREQUENCY
BRAIN-WAVE SCANNER.
>> Horace and Roba: WHOA.
>> Alfe: COOL.
>> Horace: IT LOOKS KIND OF
DANGEROUS.
>> IT CAN BE, BUT IT WILL LET US
LOOK INTO ALFE'S MIND.
[ PROJECTOR WHIRRING ]
NOW WATCH.
THE MIND MELTER WILL PROJECT
ALFE'S SUBCONSCIOUS THOUGHTS
ONTO THIS WALL.
>> Roba: WHAT?
YOU JUST CALLED IT THE MIND
MELTER.
>> THAT'S ITS TECHNICAL NAME.
NOW, ALFE, YOU'LL NEED TO FOCUS.
>> Roba: BE CAREFUL.
>> CLOSE YOUR EYES AND LET YOUR
BRAIN FLOW.
>> Alfe: I SEE FRENCH FRIES.
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL!
>> FOCUS ON WATER.
>> Alfe: WATERFALLS.
>> YES, THAT'S IT.
>> Alfe: WATERFALLS OF ROOT
BEER.
>> NO.
>> Alfe: WITH CHOCOLATE FISH.
CHOCOLATE BUNNIES.
>> FOCUS.
>> Alfe: CHOCO-BUNS.
>> FOCUS.
>> Alfe: CINNAMON BREAKFAST
BUNS.
>> ALFE!
>> Alfe: BREAKFAST PIZZA.
>> YOU'RE OVERLOADING THE
MACHINE!
YOU'RE OVERLOADING THE MACHINE!
>> Roba: OH, NO!
TUX, TURN IT OFF!
IT'S OVERLOADING!
[ EXPLOSION ]
>> Horace: ALFE! ARE YOU OKAY?
SAY SOMETHING!
>> Alfe: A BEANCIL.
UH...I'M OKAY.
>> ALFE, YOUR FEAR IS HIDING
DEEP INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
I NOW SEE THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO GET IT OUT.
>> Roba: JUST LIKE ME --
ELECTRIC EELS.
>> OH, NO.
YOU MUST GO TO A WATER SLIDE
PARK.
>> Roba: WHAT?
I HAD TO BE SHOCKED BY EELS.
>> Alfe: WATER SLIDE PARK?
SOUNDS AWESOME!
I MEAN...I'M SCARED OF WATER.
BUT I'VE NEVER BEEN TO THE
WATER SLIDE PARK.
>> Horace: OKAY, ALFE.
THAT'S A LOT OF WATER.
WE'LL TAKE THIS ONE STEP AT A
TIME.
>> Alfe: HEY, WAIT.
LOOK -- THEY HAVE A SNACK BAR!
BYE!
>> Horace: WAIT! WAIT!
>> Roba: WAIT!
>> Alfe: YUM, YUM, YUM, YUM!
WHEE! YEAH!
WHEEEEEEEEEEE!
YEAH!
WHOO-HOO!
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! WHOO!
WHASSUP?!
>> Horace: ALFE!
ALFE!
WHEREVER YOU ARE, DON'T BE
AFRAID.
WHERE COULD HE BE?
>> Roba: HE PROBABLY GOT SOME
NACHOS AND IS HIDING UNDER A
WATER SLIDE.
WAIT.
IS THAT HIM?
IN THE WATER?
>> Alfe: OH. HEY, GUYS.
OH, MY FEAR IS, LIKE, GETTING
BETTER.
>> Roba: BETTER?
LOOKS LIKE YOUR FEAR'S
COMPLETELY GONE.
LIKE, OUT OF THE BLUE.
ARE YOU UP TO SOMETHING?
>> Alfe: "WATER" [what are] YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
>> Horace: ALFE, I DON'T GET
WHERE YOUR FEAR WENT.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
>> WHEE!
>> Alfe: OH, THAT LOOKS LIKE SO
MUCH FUN.
HEY, IF I TELL YOU GUYS WHAT'S
GOING ON WITH ME, CAN I GO ON
THAT SLIDE AGAIN?
>> Horace and Roba: UH...HUH.
>> Alfe: OH, GOOD.
SO, HERE'S THE DEAL --
I WAS LYING.
I WAS NEVER AFRAID OF WATER.
CAN I GO ON THE SLIDE AGAIN?
>> Horace: WHAT?!
>> Roba: UGH!
>> Horace: ALFE, HOW COULD YOU
LIE TO ME?
I THOUGHT YOU CARED ABOUT US.
WE'RE A TEAM.
YOU'RE SO SELFISH SOMETIMES.
>> Alfe: HORACE, I LIED 'CAUSE
FROM THE MOMENT ROBA SHOWED US
THAT MERMAID, YOU HAD THIS
SPARKLE IN YOUR EYE.
THEN I THOUGHT, "WHAT IF WE SAVE
THE BEAUTIFUL MERMAID AND THE
TWO OF YOU FALL IN LOVE AND THEN
YOU DECIDE TO LIVE UNDERWATER
WITH HER AND I NEVER SEE YOU
AGAIN AND YOU NEVER GET TO TAKE
ME TO A WATER SLIDE PARK?"
>> Horace: THIS WHOLE TIME,
YOU'VE BEEN LYING BECAUSE OF
EMILY?
>> Alfe: SEE? YOU LOVE HER.
YOU REMEMBER HER NAME.
>> Horace: I DON'T LOVE HER.
>> Alfe: DUDE, IT'S ME -- ALFE.
>> Horace: WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?
>> Alfe: I'M YOUR FUR BROTHER.
LOOK AT ME.
LOOK AT ME IN THE SNOUT.
>> Horace: ALL RIGHT.
I DO TOTALLY LOVE HER.
[ BUBBLING ]
>> Roba: WAIT.
LOOK -- ANOTHER BOTTLE.
>> PROBLEM SOLVERS, WHAT MUST I
DO?
WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?
>> Horace: WE'RE SORRY!
>> JUST HURRY.
THE DOLPHINS -- THEY'RE MAKING
ME MARRY THEIR EVIL DOLPHIN
LORD!
>> Horace: COME ON, GUYS.
WE GOT TO SAVE EMILY.
AND, ALFE, I'M NOT GONNA LIVE
UNDERWATER, 'CAUSE BOTTOM
LINE -- I DON'T HAVE GILLS.
>> Alfe: WHAT? LET ME CHECK.
HOLD ON.
HERE.
>> Horace: OW! HEY!
>> Alfe: NO. WAIT.
MM. THAT'S A FOLD.
[ BUBBLING ]
>> LOOK -- THERE'S THE DISTRESS
BOTTLE THE MERMAID'S BEEN
SENDING.
THOSE MUST BE THE
PROBLEM SOLVERS!
>> STAY AWAY, OR ELSE YOU'LL BE
DEAD!
>> Horace: THOSE ARE SOME
DANGEROUS DOLPHINS.
>> [ CHATTERING ]
>> Roba: YEAH. NOW I'M AFRAID.
I NEED TUX TO SHOW ME SOME CARDS
OR SOMETHING.
>> Alfe: GUYS, SNAP OUT OF IT!
YOU GOT NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF,
'CAUSE WE HAVE EACH OTHER, AND
MOST OF ALL...
I'M AWESOME!
ALFEEEEEE!
>> Roba: YOU CAN SHOOT LASERS?
>> Alfe: YEAH.
TUX SAID IT'S A TEMPORARY SIDE
EFFECT FROM THE MIND MELTER.
COME ON! LET'S GO!
>> [ SCREECHES ]
>> OW!
>> WOW! YOU GUYS ARE SO BRAVE!
THANK YOU FOR RESCUING ME.
>> Horace: EMILY, IT'S MY
PLEASURE.
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE SAFE.
YOU KNOW WHEN I PUNCHED THAT GUY
AT THE END?
[ CHUCKLES ]
FEELS LIKE MY HAND REALLY HURTS.
>> UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
AND YOU -- YOU ARE JUST IN LOVE
WITH THE WATER!
[ GIGGLES ]
YOU DID SO GOOD!
>> Alfe: THANKS.
"WATER" YOU DOING LATER?
>> NOTHING.
DO YOU WANT TO COME, LIKE, LIVE
WITH ME UNDER THE SEA?
>> Alfe: GUYS, I'M JUST GONNA
GIVE THIS A SHOT, OKAY?
>> Horace: UH...YEAH. JUST GO.
>> Alfe: OKAY, BYE!
>> Horace: SHE LOOKED PRETTIER
IN HOLOGRAM FORM.
>> Roba: YEAH.
HER TAIL WAS A LITTLE BIG.
>> Horace: HEY, ROBA, SPLASH
FIGHT!
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
SPLASH!
>> Horace: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'VE CAPTURED THE PHANTOM.
BUT HE'S NO PHANTOM AT ALL!
>> Alfe: LOOK, EVERYBODY!
[ ALL GASPING ]
GASP! IT WAS JERRY!
HE DID IT!
>> Roba: OR DID HE?!
PERHAPS IT WAS SOMEONE POSING AS
JERRY.
>> Horace: BEHOLD!
IT WAS MARGOT THE MAID!
[ ALL GASPING ]
>> Alfe: BUT WHY WOULD MARGOT DO
THIS?
>> Roba: SHE WOULD IF SHE WAS
MIND-CONTROLLED BY THE SECRET
PSYCHIC COUNT COUNTULA III!
[ ALL GASPING ]
>> I SWEAR, I'M INNOCENT!
>> Horace: WE KNOW YOU ARE,
COUNT.
FOR YOU, YOURSELF, WERE
MIND-CONTROLLED.
>> Roba: BUT BY WHO?
>> Horace: WHY, I'LL TELL YOU.
IT WAS PHANTOM JOE!
[ ALL GASPING ]
>> HA! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME
ALIVE!
SEE YA!
>> HE'S GETTING AWAY!
[ ALL GASPING ]
>> WHAT THE --
>> Horace: WHICH IS WHY WE TIED
HIS SHOELACES TOGETHER WHEN HE
WASN'T LOOKING.
>> Roba: A PROBLEM SOLVED!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
>> EVER SINCE THE LATE STONE
AGE, THERE HAVE BEEN UNIQUE
INDIVIDUALS WHO'VE SOLVED
PROBLEMS.
THIS IS THE STORY OF THREE SUCH
HEROES...
>> Horace: NOW, THAT WAS A HARD
CASE.
>> Roba: HOW COME WHEN WE'RE ALL
REALLY TIRED, IT'S MY JOB TO
PUSH THE CART?
>> Alfe: ROBA, DO YOU WANT MY
FUR TO GET ALL WORN OUT?
>> AH, PROBLEM SOLVERS.
>> Both: HI, TUX DOG.
>> HEARD ABOUT YOUR PHANTOM
CASE.
BET YOU NEED A VACATION.
>> Alfe: YEAH!
ABSO-ROOT-BEERLY.
>> Roba: TRUE.
>> IF YOU WISH, YOU MAY GO TO MY
ISLAND RESORT.
NORMALLY, THIS WOULD BE
IMPOSSIBLE, DUE TO ITS
ANTI-RIFFRAFF FORCE FIELD, BUT
IT'S CURRENTLY OFFLINE UPGRADING
ITS *** SENSOR.
SO YOU COULD SLIP IN UNDETECTED.
>> Alfe: AWESOME!
>> Roba: OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
>> INDEED.
HAVE FUN.
>> Alfe: YAY!
>> Roba: VACATION!
>> Horace: HUH. VACATION.
I GUESS THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
WAIT.
WHAT IF PEOPLE HAVE PROBLEMS
WHILE WE'RE GONE?
>> Roba: THEY CAN GO TO THE
COPS.
FRANKLY, I FEEL LIKE WE'VE BEEN
DOING THEIR JOB FOR THEM A LOT
LATELY.
>> Alfe: WE'RE WASTING TIME!
GET IN, EVERYBODY.
I'LL DRIVE.
ALFE-E-E-E-E!
>> Roba: WAIT! IT FLIES?!
WHY WAS I PUSHING?!
>> Horace: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT
THIS.
>> Alfe: [ MUNCHING ]
>> I TRUST ALL IS TO YOUR
LIKING.
>> Alfe: MMM! YOUR COCONUTS ARE
MY FAVORITE!
>> GLORIOUS!
[ GIGGLES ]
OH, RIFFRAFF.
>> Alfe: YEAH, TAKE YOUR TIME
FIXING THAT RIFFRAFF SHIELD!
>> Roba: [ Singsong ] HEY, GUYS,
WE'RE HAVING A VACATION!
>> Horace: YEAH, I MISS
PROBLEM-SOLVING.
MAYBE I'LL GO HOME AND YOU GUYS
STAY HERE.
>> Roba: NO WAY.
NOT UNTIL WE DO ALL THE STUFF ON
MY VACATION TO-DO LIST.
PLAY FOOTSIE WITH THE OCEAN,
SNUGGLE WITH A SEAL, BRAID EACH
OTHER'S HAIR...
>> Horace: WELL, THEN, MAYBE
THERE ARE PROBLEMS HERE WE CAN
SOLVE.
>> Alfe: WHAT?!
NO, THERE AREN'T!
>> Roba: ENH! WRONG!
>> Horace: NO, THERE MUST BE
PROBLEMS HERE.
>> Alfe: HORACE!
I GOT A PROBLEM.
>> Horace: GREAT! YOU DO?
WHAT IS IT?
>> Alfe: I'M NOT WATER
JET-SKIING.
SEE YA!
>> Roba: ALFE!
OHH! UGH!
I JUST PUT FUN-REPELLANT LOTION
ON.
WAIT. GET SPLASHED BY ALFE VIA
CANNONBALL OR WATER JET SKI!
CHECK!
>> Alfe: SNORKELING'S AWESOME!
[ COUGHS ]
UGH! MM.
IT'S HARD TO TALK WITH THAT
THING ON.
>> Horace: I STILL SAY OUR
INSTRUCTOR HAD SOME PROBLEMS HE
WOULDN'T TELL US ABOUT.
>> Roba: OH, HE HAD A PROBLEM.
YOU ASKED HIM A MILLION TIMES IF
HE HAD A PROBLEM.
IT WAS VERY ANNOYING.
>> Horace: HEY, THERE ARE
PROBLEMS EVERYWHERE IN THIS
LIFE, AND THIS HEAVENLY ISLAND
PARADISE IS NO EXCEPTION.
EVERYTHING'S TOO PERFECT.
AND THAT'S A PROBLEM.
>> Roba: WE'RE ON VACATION.
SOLVE THE LACK OF PROBLEMS
YOURSELF.
>> Horace: FINE!
I'M GONNA FIND AN AWESOME
PROBLEM AND SOLVE IT.
WAIT.
"DO NOT DISTURB."
THAT'S ODD.
>> Alfe: NO, IT'S NOT.
IT JUST MEANS SOMEONE DOESN'T
WANT TO BE DISTURBED.
LIKE ME!
>> Horace: YEAH, BUT JUDGING BY
THE LAYER OF DUST, THIS DOOR
HASN'T BEEN USED IN CENTURIES.
I BETTER INVESTIGATE.
THERE COULD BE A PROBLEM IN
THERE.
>> Alfe: YEAH, SEE YOU LATER.
ME AND ROBA ARE GONNA GO PARTY
WITH SOME DOLPHINS.
>> Horace: DOLPHINS.
HAVE FUN!
TIME TO PROBLEM-SOLVE.
ROOM SERVICE!
HELLO?!
ANYBODY HOME?
WHAT?
THIS ISN'T A ROOM.
IT'S TOTALLY A PROBLEM.
WHAT IS THIS?
GIANT MONSTER NOSE HAIR?
[ RUMBLING ]
>> Alfe: SO, I SLAM-DUNKED A
BURRITO IN HIS FACE!
[ LAUGHTER ]
[ RUMBLING ]
>> Roba: HEY! WHAT WAS THAT?
>> [ ROARING ]
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> [ ROARING ]
THIS IS YMIR HERE, THE COSMIC
GIANT.
>> AAAAAAAH!
>> WHY WAS I WOKEN UP FROM MY
ENDLESS SLUMBERS BY YOU SWARM OF
LITTLE TINY DUDES?
>> YMIR, FORGIVE US!
SHOW US MERCY!
>> WHO WOKE HIM UP?!
>> IT WAS THAT WEIRD-HAIRCUT
GUY!
EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
>> Horace: UH, OKAY.
I GUESS I CAN EXPLAIN.
>> YOU BETTER EXPLAIN.
EXPLAIN TO THE COSMIC GIANT
YMIR!
[ ALL SCREAMING,
DOLPHINS SQUEAKING ]
>> Horace: WELL, YMIR, I GUESS I
THOUGHT THIS ISLAND WAS BORING,
AND I WAS HAVING A BAD TIME.
>> STOP IT!
WHEN YOU INSULT THE ISLAND, YOU
INSULT YMIR!
>> YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN
ME?
>> Horace: UH, NO.
I'M NOT A BETTER MONSTER.
I'M GOOD AT MAKING PROBLEMS --
I-I-I MEAN, SOLVING --
>> Alfe: UGH! HORACE!
>> Roba: YOU JUST RUINED OUR
VACATION.
>> WELL, IF YOU'RE SO MUCH
BETTER THAN ME, HOW COME I CAN
DO THIS?!
[ MUNCHING ]
[ BURPING ]
>> Horace: AH, GUYS, WAKE UP.
IT'S A MIRACLE!
>> Roba: WHAT?
WE SURVIVED.
EVERYTHING DID.
>> Horace: ISN'T IT GREAT?
>> Alfe: I GUESS.
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE IN A
TUMMY.
THIS IS WHERE FARTS LIVE.
>> [ FARTING ]
>> Horace: YOU'RE MISSING THE
POINT.
DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?
GUYS, WE HAVE A...
>> Both: PROBLEM TO SOLVE.
>> Roba: I KNOW.
FIRST, WE'RE ON VACATION AND
YOU WANT TO WORK.
NOW WE'RE STUCK IN A MONSTER AND
YOU WANT TO WORK.
YOU NEED HELP.
>> THERE'S THE PROBLEM CAUSERS!
HORACE, YOU BETTER GET MY RESORT
OUT OF THIS STOMACH, OR ELSE!
>> Alfe: YEAH, I HATE TO BREAK
IT TO YOU ALL, UH, BUT I'M STILL
ON VACATION.
SO I AIN'T SOLVIN' NOTHIN'.
>> Horace: BUT WE'RE
PROBLEM SOLVERS.
>> Alfe: OH, WELL.
GET A REPLACEMENT ALFE!
>> Roba: SORRY, HORACE.
"I DON'T SOLVE ANY PROBLEMS" IS
AT THE TOP OF MY LIST, AND I
REALLY WANT TO CHECK IT OFF.
>> Horace: FINE! MORE
PROBLEM-SOLVING ACTION FOR THIS
GUY -- ME -- HORACE!
THOSE GUYS DON'T KNOW WHAT
THEY'RE MISSING.
THIS IS A GREAT PROBLEM.
[ CALYPSO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Roba: WHERE'S HORACE?
JUST KIDDING!
>> Alfe: [ LAUGHS ]
PARTY!
>> Roba: SERIOUSLY, THOUGH.
I DON'T WANT HIM SHOWING UP AND
RUINING THIS PARTY VIBE.
>> Alfe: DON'T WORRY.
I SAW HIM CLIMBING UP YMIR'S
THROAT.
>> Horace: MADE IT TO THE TOP OF
THE THROAT!
AND THERE IT IS -- YMIR'S BARF
GLAND.
EVERY MONSTER'S GOT ONE.
ONE TOUCH AND INSTANT PUKE.
IT MIGHT BE GROSS, BUT SOMEONE'S
GOT TO SOLVE THIS PROBLEM.
>> [ VOMITING ]
OHH!
>> Horace: I DID IT!
I SOLVED THE PROBLEM!
>> Roba: YEAH, THANKS.
I'VE COVERED IN PUKE NOW!
>> Alfe: WHY DO YOU KEEP TRYING
TO RUIN THIS VACATION?
[ TELEPHONE RINGS ]
>> Roba: OH, NO.
IT'S TUX DOG'S DIRECT PRIVATE
VIDEO PHONE.
>> Horace: HE'S CALLING TO
CONGRATULATE ME, NO DOUBT.
>> PROBLEM SOLVERS, I'M FURIOUS!
I HEARD YOU'VE WOKE YMIR AND LET
HIM EAT AND REGURGITATE THE
ISLAND?
>> Horace: WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL US A MONSTER LIVED ON THE
ISLAND?
>> WHAT DO YOU THINK THE
"DO NOT DISTURB" SIGN WAS FOR?
NOW PUT YMIR TO SLEEP AND CLEAN
UP MY ISLAND, OR, SO HELP ME,
THIS WILL BE THE END OF THE
PROBLEM SOLVERS!
>> Horace: OKAY!
LET'S THINK.
COME ON, GUYS!
THIS SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD.
>> YOU AGAIN?
NOW YOU MADE ME ALL INSECURE
ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO DEFEAT
YOU.
>> Horace: SORRY!
>> "SORRY" WON'T CUT IT.
I'M GONNA TURN YOU ALL TO
ICICLES BY INCANTING A RUNIC
INCANTATION.
THAT MEANS MAGIC.
>> AAH!
>> ALFENEMHER!
SVARTáLFANDEHEIM!
VANDEHEIMR!
[ ICE CRACKLING ]
>> Horace: EVERYTHING'S TURNING
TO ICE!
WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME!
GUYS, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!
>> Roba: WELL, I DON'T KNOW.
>> Alfe: I DON'T KNOW.
>> Horace: OUR LIVES ARE AT
STAKE!
>> Roba: SO IS OUR VACATION!
>> Horace: SNAP OUT OF IT!
I ADMIT, IT'S PARTIALLY MY FAULT
WE'RE IN THIS MESS, BUT IT'S
EQUALLY PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT FOR
NOT STOPPING ME.
>> Roba: HE'S RIGHT.
WE SHOULD HAVE STOPPED HIM.
YOU AND ME BOTH KNOW THAT HE'S
THE WEIRD ONE.
>> Alfe: YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY
RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL HELP, BUT ONLY
IF MY NEW BEST FRIEND CAN HELP.
>> Horace: IS YOUR NEW BEST
FRIEND'S FIRST NAME WATER JET?
>> Alfe: [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
YEAH.
MAYBE.
>> Horace: ALFE, YOU SPLASH THE
PUKE AND ICE OFF THE ISLAND WITH
YOUR WATER JET SKI.
>> Alfe: I LOVE YOU!
>> THAT'S AWESOME!
>> Horace: ROBA, YOU DISTRACT
YMIR BY READING OFF EVERYTHING
ON YOUR VACATION LIST.
>> Roba: OH, YEAH!
I CAN DO THAT.
HEY, YMIR, I LOVE YOUR ISLAND.
HERE'S SOME OF THE THINGS I
STILL WANT TO DO.
GET BUG BITES ON MY GLASSES...
>> Horace: AND I WILL DEFEAT
YMIR AND SAVE THE ISLAND...
USING THE NEWEST, MOST ADVANCED,
INNOVATIVE, PROBLEM-SOLVING
TACTICS KNOWN TO MAN...
OR FROST GIANT.
HEY, YMIR!
LOOK AT ME!
>> [ GRUMBLES ]
NO!
YOU...TIED MY...
SHOELACES TOGETHER!
OHH! NO-O-O-O-O-O!
[ CRASHING ]
[ APPLAUSE ]
>> AAH!
>> Horace: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE WE WASHED
THE PUKE AND ICE OFF THE ISLAND
AND BANISHED YMIR TO HIS SLUMBER
HOLE!
GUYS, CHEER UP.
WE STILL HAVE ONE MORE DAY OF
VACATION!
>> Alfe: GOOD!
'CAUSE I'M GONNA BURY YOU UP TO
YOUR HEAD IN SAND!
>> Roba: HEY, WAIT!
THAT'S ON MY LIST!
>> ANOTHER EXCITING CASE SOLVED
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